Shawn’s story feels like watching that nerdy guy from the phone shop finally snap and decide “ok, I want pussy and romance, not just anime and cable management.” You start as this awkward clerk who spends more time staring at big asses and big tits than actually selling shit, and slowly you figure out how to turn all that hopelessness into actual dates, groping, and a messy harem situation if you want. It’s a point and click thing, mostly, but wrapped like a mobile game where you’re always checking stats, schedules, moods, messages, and thinking “ok, who do I text for a blowjob tonight and who do I take to the park so she doesn’t hate me.” It feels a bit like Tinder combined with doing chores. Sexy chores with footjobs and titfucks at the end if you play it right.

The three main women all poke at you in different ways. Palla is this lazy moocher roommate who walks around the apartment half dressed, constantly teasing, like she knows exactly how hard your dick is when she bends over the couch. First time I got to grope her “by accident,” in the kitchen, I actually had to put the phone down for a second. She complains, pretends to be offended, but you see the romance flags going up and suddenly you’re on the bed with her giving you oral, and you’re like, yeah ok, that escalated fast. Audrey is the one who roasts you non-stop, the kind of girl that calls you a nerd in public, then lets you finger her in the cinema if you picked the right dialogue two days before. I had one scene where I messed up a choice and she just walked away, no sex, nothing, and I had to grind work again like a clown just to afford a stupid gift to fix things. Amy is even worse. Co-worker who treats you like trash, and when you finally flip the script, you can go sweet romance or full scumbag. My first run I tried to be nice, gave her presents, asked her out to cute dating spots. Second run I just went horny goblin and rushed for a bathroom blowjob at the store. Both paths feel wrong and fun in different ways.

The sandbox structure is where shit gets interesting and also a bit annoying. You wander around different locations, click stuff, run into random events, try to keep everyone happy without blowing your cover. One day you’re having tender vaginal sex with one girl on a date after building up affection, the next day you accidentally line up a booty call with another and suddenly your whole “faithful guy” image is dead. I liked how you can be a sweet romantic nerd who sends flirty texts and brings flowers, or a manipulative seducer stacking a harem where everyone is sharing your dick, or at least pretending not to care. Sometimes it feels like you’re juggling too much. Money, clothes, phones, schedules, affection, lust, jealousy. I got lost once just trying to remember who liked which gift on which day, cursed at the screen, then kept going anyway because I wanted to see that one scene where she sits on your face after a long teasing build-up. That’s the thing here. You end up doing little boring actions for the chance of a hot event where you get a footjob on the couch, or she wraps her massive tits around your shaft and you forget all the min-maxing for a minute. It’s messy, horny, sometimes romantic, sometimes just straight up scummy, and it feels exactly like a nerd’s brain trying to manage porn fantasies and actual relationships at the same time.

Library Desires is exactly that kind of filthy slow-burn that pretends to be “about books” for like five minutes, then your dick is out and you forgot what you were even supposed to be reading. You’re this dude who goes to a quiet library that is absolutely not quiet, because every girl in there has some weird secret going on, and half of those secrets involve you getting your hands all over them when nobody’s looking. The vibe is kinda cozy and kind of fucked at the same time. One second you’re turning pages, the next you’re pressing some flustered librarian against a shelf, fingers sliding under her skirt while she tries not to make a sound. Whole game loves that “we could get caught” feeling. The groping scenes in the stacks hit way harder than they should. You get those animated loops where a girl twitches when you grab her ass or sneak your hand under her shirt, and the tiny movement in her hips is way more erotic than some full-on porn pose.

What I like most is how the story keeps pretending there’s some big mystery going on, and you’re actually falling for it while also trying to see which girl you can corrupt harder. There’s this strange thing with monster girls showing up in the middle of all the “normal” romance, and it somehow fits. One moment you’re teasing a shy bookworm, guiding her hand to your crotch under the reading table, and in another route you’re dealing with something with horns and a tail who acts like she owns you but you actually end up dominating her instead. Choices matter in a messed up way. You say one wrong thing and suddenly there’s some NTR twist where a girl you were slowly training to be your little library pet is moaning for another guy in a side route. I hated it and I loved it, and I still clicked it again like an idiot to see the alt scene. The game gaslights you a bit too, like “yeah, you’re in control” while quietly handing your favorite girl to someone else if you get careless. There’s real harem energy if you play it smart though, lining girls up, juggling their secrets, touching one in a dark aisle while another sends you needy messages. I had a whole notes file in Google Keep just tracking which choice locked which scene, and I still managed to lose one perfect teasing route because I picked the “nice” option once. Also, one of the early animated loops reuses the same breathing sound twice in a row and it annoys the shit out of me every single time, and I still replay that scene like a degenerate.

The AI generated CG stuff is surprisingly hot and also a little weird in a good way. Some faces look too perfect, some hands are slightly off if you stare too long, but honestly it just makes it feel more dreamlike, like a horny fever hallucination. There’s this one scene where a girl is pushed against a towering bookshelf, her shirt half unbuttoned, and your hand is sliding up her thigh while text is describing how wet she is getting, and the art has that slightly unreal glow that makes it feel like forbidden porn you shouldn’t have found. The teasing is brutal, too. MC likes to control, to make them beg in whispers: kneeling between the shelves, forced to keep quiet, swallowing you while anyone could walk past. Then in another path the control flips and you watch a girl you thought was “yours” getting used by someone else, while you’re stuck reading it like a loser. I actually left the game open on a background tab while scrolling Twitter because I couldn’t decide if I wanted to reload or just let the jealousy hit me. If you play, don’t rush the skip button. Milk every scene, read the flirting, take the “wrong” choice sometimes just to see who gets stolen from you, and lean into the pervy MC role fully. The library’s packed with secrets; your job is to grope all of them until they break.

Game looks like something a horny Unreal dev threw together on a long weekend, then accidentally made way more fun than planned. You start by offering a room to this cute friend who kinda has that “good girl but also definitely not” vibe, and from there it slowly turns into a corruption factory with boobs. It calls itself light management and yeah, it is, but it’s that sneaky kind where you think you’re just clicking through some events, and suddenly you’re min-maxing her libido, shame and obedience like it’s endgame raid content. The story drags you forward on rails, but the random events and choices are where the filth lives. One moment you’re giving her pocket money and pretending to be a nice guy, next moment you’re deciding if you use a little mind control nudge to make her forget she ever said no to showering with the door closed. It starts very tame: casual teasing, accidental boob bumps, “oops I walked in while she’s masturbating” kind of stuff. Then it shifts into groping during “massage,” handjobs while she pretends it’s just helping you relax, and that slow, evil slide into sleep sex where you stand there thinking, ok, this is fucked up, and then you click “continue” anyway.

What really works is how the superpowers are handled. They’re not big flashy nonsense, more like subtle mental edits. You dial her inhibitions down one notch at a time and watch it reflect in later scenes. Like you tell her it’s normal to walk around in just a shirt, and a few events later she’s doing it without even mentioning it, boobs bouncing while she leans over your bed to wake you up. Then you push her thing for public exposure and suddenly there’s this scene in a crowded place where you “help” her pick outfits that are not clothes, they’re basically excuses for her tits to greet society. It feels less like playing a hero and more like being a pervy system admin of her brain. Oral scenes are nice too, you can feel the progression from hesitant “I’ve never done this before” blowjob to sloppy, enthusiastic cock worship on the couch while some normal TV show is running in the background. And because the game is built around that trainer style loop, you keep getting these little variations: she jerks you off in the bathroom because she’s afraid someone might hear her sucking you, or she’s on her knees under the table, your choice if she chokes or takes it slow. There’s a harem angle starting up too, like you see the hooks: more girls dropping in, more stats to manage, more minds to bend. Management side is simple but sticky, just enough to make you plan which perversion to level first instead of brute forcing everything. Only thing that annoyed me was one specific repeat animation that pops up in different scenes with only slight changes, and now I see it in my sleep. Still clicked through it every time, so I guess the game won.

This thing throws you right into Luna’s brain like she just walked out of some cute fairy anime and then got slapped in the face with Pornhub. She lands in this sleepy little village that looks all soft and cozy at first, flowers everywhere, people smiling too much, that fake kind of wholesome you see in small town Instagram pics. Then you start talking to folks and realize half the town is backed up and horny and the other half is busy pretending sex doesn’t exist, and you’re basically hired as the official “please fuck everyone before the world breaks” girl. Luna’s this tiny fey girl with huge eyes and a body that absolutely doesn’t match her clueless personality, big tits bouncing when she runs around doing “quests” that are really just setups for sex scenes pretending to be favors. It goes from cute to filthy in like three clicks, and the shift actually works, because she never really stops being sweet even when she’s covered in cum and asking who’s next.

What surprised me is how the game mixes the management stuff with the actual porn. You’re not just clicking through dialog to reach a CG. You’re checking Luna’s lust vs restraint, choosing if she plays hard to get or just drops to her knees the moment someone even hints at wanting a blowjob. I had one scene where she went to “comfort” this nervous girl from the celibacy cult, and depending on your stats it either stays soft with tender kissing and slow, shivery groping or it flips into Luna pushing the girl against the wall and making her whimper while she eats her out. The lesbian content is honestly the best part here, the dev clearly likes women actually enjoying themselves, not just moaning for the camera. There’s this one bit with a monster girl who’s way taller than Luna, thick thighs, big ass, extra limbs doing their own thing, and Luna’s just hanging off her like a toy while getting absolutely stuffed. It looks ridiculous and hot at the same time, especially when the monster girl keeps teasing her, holding her just out of reach of orgasm until Luna’s begging and drooling and promises to be a “good village toy.” I thought I’d hate the corruption angle, but watching Luna slowly go from “oh my, is this okay?” to casually asking if someone wants their pussy or their ass first kind of sneaks up on you, and suddenly the innocent fairy girl is the one pushing sex toys into cult ladies and telling them they’ll sleep better with a creampie.

The tone jumps all over the place, in a good way and also in a “what the fuck are we doing” way. One scene is goofy, like Luna streaking across a field because some pervy shrine spirit only listens to naked people, and she’s half embarrassed and half giggling while villagers pretend not to stare. Next scene there’s this dark church basement where lust is literally warping reality, and you’ve got tentacly shapes hugging her thighs, sliding under her clothes, making her moan and blush while she’s trying to look brave. The game keeps teasing exhibitionism, like Luna getting used to people watching her, breasts out, ass grabbed, someone’s tongue in her mouth while another hand pushes her thighs apart. Then later you bump into a stupid little issue like the UI hiding half a dialogue choice and it annoys the hell out of you, but you forget that once she’s riding some big guy, tits bouncing, her expression going from nervous to “fuck, harder” in a few frames. The humor actually lands most of the time, especially when Luna tries to be “professional” about giving happy endings and treats it like customer service on crack. One moment she’s politely asking a woman if she prefers fingers or tongue, next moment an eldritch goddess that looks like a horny sea nightmare is using her like a toy, and Luna’s trying to keep it together while getting filled from angles that don’t even make sense. The best part is when her restraint is low and she starts teasing others first, grinding on a shy girl’s lap, guiding some flustered villager’s hands to her tits, whispering dirty things in a tone that still sounds like a fairy offering you flowers. It shouldn’t work. It kind of shouldn’t even be this hot. But here we are.

Strange Nights feels like someone grabbed Life is Strange, spilled horny fanfic all over it, then decided “yeah, this is fine” and kept going. You play as Mark Jefferson, the photography teacher, but here he’s not just that creepy guy in the background. He’s the main bastard. You get these weird powers that let you mess with time, memories, choices, all that, and the game leans fully into the fantasy of a teacher with too much control over his students. It’s not subtle. One minute you’re grading photos, the next you’re rewinding a scene because you picked the wrong line that would have pushed a shy student a little deeper into your orbit. There’s this one moment in class where you casually compliment a girl’s shot, then rewind, insult it, then rewind again and choose the “neutral but suggestive” answer, just to see which timeline makes her more flustered later when she’s on her knees in your office. That’s the kind of sick little loop the game wants you to play with every choice.

The tone really hits that “fake respectable teacher, actual predator” vibe. You walk around the school acting professional, checking your phone like you’re bored, but every dialogue option is a fork into something darker: do you slowly corrupt the top student until she begs to be your good girl, or do you push the tough lesbian who hates you into a twisted dom role where she ends up riding your face while you pretend you’re the one in charge? The game loves flipping roles like that. Sometimes Mark is clearly the one pulling strings, using his power to make a girl forget she said no, or to rewind that moment where she slapped him for touching her thigh, just to pick the “right” path that leads to her swallowing his cum like it was inevitable. Other times, you think you are manipulating her, and suddenly you find yourself tied to a chair in the darkroom, hands bound, camera flash popping while a student uses a crop on your chest and sits on your cock like it belongs to her. I had Spotify low in the background and it actually synced pretty well with one scene in the dorm hallway, where you’re pushing this nervous student into choosing between licking your cock or getting her ass fingered first. I swear the beat dropped right when she opened her mouth. Totally not planned, but it felt like some cursed DJ mix.

Sex-wise the game doesn’t pretend to be romantic. Blowjobs are sloppy and transactional, like “you want that higher grade, don’t you?” while she gags around you and tries to keep eye contact. There’s a great scene in the classroom after hours where you use your power to freeze a moment, walk behind a girl at her desk, pull her panties aside, and push in slowly while time crawls forward again, so she feels you at the same instant the world unpauses and she moans way too loud for an empty room. Handjobs show up a lot too, usually as a teasing step, like the dom student stroking you painfully slow and denying you, calling you “sir” in that mocking way while she talks about how she used to respect you. Anal hits harder when it comes after a long string of corruption choices, like when that straight A girl who was all about “boundaries” is now bent over your desk, taking you in her ass while crying and thanking you for “guiding” her. There’s mind control woven into this, not super sci-fi, more like you nudge their thoughts so the line between their will and your pressure gets blurry as hell. And yeah, lesbian scenes are there too, sometimes soft and experimental between students, other times you basically stage them as your private porn, rewinding until you get the perfect angle of one student buried between another girl’s thighs while you jerk off quietly in the shadows. The whole thing feels wrong in exactly the way it wants to, like a corrupted save file of Life is Strange someone found on a very dirty hard drive.

You start as this kinda ordinary dude who finally crawled out of small town life, first house, first “real” job as programmer, all that normal boring adult stuff. The game doesn’t pretend you’re some alpha porn god. You’re just a guy who got lucky with a gorgeous wife who looks like she walked out of an Instagram explore page: soft face, big tits that don’t even try to hide under clothes, ass that steals whole scenes, the kind where camera just starts orbiting her every time she bends a little. And the crazy part is, at the beginning it all feels so normal that your brain goes “ok, maybe this is just a chill romance thing”, even if you know damn well the tags on the page were screaming at you.

She’s starting her new job as a model and the way they handle that is actually kind of evil in a good way. It doesn’t hit you with hardcore stuff right away. You get these small things: her excited messages about shoots, little photos she sends you that are still kinda modest but not really, how her outfits get tighter, shorter, more “for the camera” than for real life. It’s that slow teasing, like she stands in front of you in these shorts that hug her big ass and she’s asking “how do I look?” and the game gives you options that feel useless, because whatever you say, she still goes out with that look in her eyes. There’s this one scene where she comes home smelling like a guy’s cologne you don’t use, and I felt that stupid drop in stomach like in real life when something is off, but the MC acts half in denial, half horny. That part is fucked up in a way I liked too much.

Sex scenes with her start pretty tender, like couple who still really love each other. Missionary, you touching her tits with that little hand animation, her riding you on the couch while she pretends nothing strange is happening at work. But then she lets tiny slips out. She says some phrase she clearly heard from someone else. She moves her hips different. She moans louder when you grab her ass in a way you never did before. Later there are scenes where she is on camera, and you as player are basically forced to watch. Not participation, just watching your own wife get handled, groped, her tits grabbed like they belong to the lens, not to you. The dev really likes using the camera as this third character, like you, her, and then the cold eye of the lens, recording her cheating while you sit there trying not to click “next” too fast.

What hits hardest is how the guys she works with are not cartoon villains. They’re just bigger, darker, more confident than you, treating her body like open territory. Interracial stuff just shows up like “yeah, this is happening now, deal with it”. One moment she’s telling you it’s only fashion, next moment you see her on some preview screen straddling this dude, his big hands around her waist, and you can clearly see the way her huge ass bounces on him is not acting. The game keeps humiliating you without big speeches. You get a message notification, you open it, it’s her on set, topless, laughing while some guy grabs her boobs from behind, and you can’t do anything. Sometimes you still get handjob scenes with her later, like she’s trying to comfort you with lazy strokes while clearly thinking about other stuff. That made me more annoyed than the full cheating, honestly. And it really pissed me that the MC keeps saying he trusts her, even when there’s literally sex on camera of her getting pounded. I hated him. I was him. I kept clicking anyway.

There’s this lazy-ass witch lying in a hammock with tits that are technically a health hazard, and somehow you’re the responsible adult in the room. That’s the basic mood. The whole world is this silly fantasy mix of horny monsters, smug magical girls, and weirdos who think “public indecency” is more like a dress code. You’re not just clicking through porn scenes, you’re actually juggling gold, energy and these four stats that sound like some RPG parody: Martial, Mystic, Charm, Trickery. It feels a bit like someone smashed a fetish VN together with a light strategy game and then just… kept all the horny parts. One run I tried to play her as a serious, powerful witch, always picking the smart Mystic solutions, and two choices later she’s on her knees worshipping a monster girl’s cock while her boobs jump up another cup size and I’m laughing at myself for thinking I had control here.

Calling it “breast expansion focus” is almost funny, because it’s not just a tag, it’s the entire spine of the game. Every run ends up turning into a science project about how far you can push those sizes before she’s basically a walking beanbag chair. The wild part is that the scenes change with her size, so a blowjob with small boobs feels totally different than the same encounter when she’s at “crush-her-own-face” levels. You get tiny details like her trying to hold her tits out of the way while she’s riding some furry wolf knight who’s way too proud of his armor, and then later that same guy just buries his hands in her chest and uses them like handles while you watch the text describe how she can barely stay upright. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It’s also kind of stupid in the best way. There’s a lesbian witch duel that turns into mutual groping in mid-air, one of those monster girls that’s more teeth and tongue than sense, and a smug noblewoman who switches from icy female domination to being bent over a balcony once you figure out which stat to poke her with. Sometimes you “win” a fight by outsmarting them, sometimes by letting her submit on purpose, because of course if she gets fucked, the stats get weird and the boobs get bigger. There’s no game over, just different flavors of “congratulations, you’re getting railed.”

If I had to give it a fake jam trophy, it’d be “Best Use Of Gravity As A Fetish Mechanic.” The way the writing leans into the size changes is oddly consistent, even when the tone is goofy. At low sizes, she’s flashing people just to get free drinks. At mid sizes, there’s a whole run where she’s stuck trying to squeeze through a dungeon door while a slime monster girl gropes her from behind and it takes way too long, text-wise, but I couldn’t look away. At stupid sizes, there’s a scene where she tries to cast a serious spell, trips over nothing, and ends up pressed into the dirt, ass up, boobs pinned under her chest like two living cushions while some armored monster uses her like a toy. I wished for an option to just leave her there for the rest of the game. The strategy side is simple but not brain-dead, like managing stamina in Hades but horny and slower, and you start optimizing which enemies you want to “lose” to because their dom scenes are funnier. Not every encounter lands, the humor sometimes feels like reddit cosplay captions, and there’s at least one exhibitionism bit in a city square that keeps mentioning the crowd but barely describes a single face. Still, it sticks in your head after you close the browser. That lazy witch, half-asleep in her hammock, tits overflowing her robe, asking if you really want to push for one more quest when she can barely walk? Yeah. Don’t play this on your work laptop. Actually, do. I dare you.

This one starts with a cute little lie. You look at the tower and think, “yeah ok, another horny RPG with some text boxes, I’ll click through and jerk off later.” Then you hit the first loss, watch your levels literally melt away, and suddenly the porn starts feeling like your worst gacha addiction but with tits. Every fight in this tower feels like playing chicken with your own dick. You know that one seduction option is a terrible idea, you can see the trap from a kilometer away, and still you go, “eh, let’s see what happens if I let her wrap that tail around me.” What happens is: you get weaker, she gets smug, and you secretly like it.

The story pretends to be about this digital queen at the top, Isla, eating your XP and twisting heroes, but it’s really about how far you’ll crawl just to see one more corrupted CG. You go floor by floor, enemies flipping from “kind of cute boss” to “oh great, now she’s a cock-draining parasite with hearts in her eyes” when you lose. It’s not just a game over screen with boobs slapped on; you actually feel the punishment next fight. You screw up in battle, you get a lewd scene, then after the nut you realize you’ve lost two levels and the next mob suddenly hits like a truck. I had a run where I thought I was clever, stacked some skills, got cocky, chose every horny dialogue option I saw, and then some random corrupted girl basically turned me into walking free XP for the rest of the floor. Felt like playing Dark Souls while horny on main.

What I really liked is how the temptation is baked into the gameplay loops, not glued on the side. That little “give in” choice in dialogue, that extra sexy skill she whispers about, those bonus scenes tied to losing on purpose, all of it makes you ask yourself: do I want to climb, or do I want to kneel. Even the romance stuff is twisted a bit; it’s not soft “I love you forever” crap, more like “I kind of care about you but also I’d love to watch you slowly fall apart for me.” There are moments where the game feels grindy, like the same seduction pattern again, and very suddenly it drops a new corruption stage and you go “fuck, now I have to see the rest.” The interface is fine, the text sometimes feels like it was written by someone as sleepy as me, some lines land weird, but the way the tower keeps taking your strength as payment for porn is honestly smart as hell. You’ll swear you’ll play serious, then one enemy calls you “good boy” and there goes your entire build.

This thing feels like someone’s horny sketchbook accidentally got turned into a game and nobody stopped them, which I kinda respect. You start dumped into this half-finished world where the point is very clear: find the furries, get them naked, put something in their mouth or between their legs, and see what happens. There’s no long intro, no big “hero’s journey”, just you wandering around like “ok, where’s the dragon girl so she can suck me off already.” Goldie, the gold dragon, is the one that stuck in my head. She looks like she crawled out of some DeviantArt folder from 2012 in the best possible way, shiny scales, big tits, that smug face that absolutely knows you’re about to beg for a blowjob. First time I triggered her scene, I had Spotify still running in the background, random techno track, so the whole dragon blowjob turned into this weird rave ritual. Somehow it made sense.

The blowjob scenes are the core here, no secret. You finally line things up, her lips wrap around your cock, and the camera just decides “ok, we live here now.” There’s this cheap, dirty vibe to it, like old Flash porn games you’d find by accident on some shady site while pretending to do homework on Chrome. Felicity, the white rat, is even stranger. She has this soft, almost cute face, then suddenly she’s down on her knees with her tongue out, eyes looking up, and it hits harder than it probably should. The animation is janky in spots, like her head motion doesn’t perfectly match the shaft, but my brain just filled in the blanks because the expressions are good. I hate that the moan volume is tied to the same slider as the click sounds, so if I want her really loud I also get those annoying sharp UI clicks attacking my ears. I keep saying I’ll go into Windows sound mixer to fix it, then I forget and just keep playing anyway. Tanya, the zebra, is the one that made me stop and stare. Stripes, thick hips, that classic “I’m trouble” smirk. Her scene feels rougher, like she’s the one using you, and your character is just hanging on. I was half expecting some kind of tiny “affection” system or dialog wheel to show up and it just never did. You walk up, get horny, scene goes, cum, back to wandering. Honestly, it fits this messy, work-in-progress energy the whole thing has. There’s a couple of paths where you’re walking around and nothing happens yet, like ghosts of future characters, and you can kinda feel where Zoe and Rio are supposed to be but they’re not there, like blank spaces on a horny treasure map.

What surprised me most wasn’t the sex itself but how casual it all feels. No giant stat grinding, no endless item crafting, just “oh, there’s a dragon girl, let’s see how deep her throat goes.” It reminded me of those late nights tabbing between Pornhub, some janky Flash archive, and Discord, chasing something that feels personal by accident. The fury angle is strong: teeth, claws, tails brushing your skin, that sense that these girls aren’t human and could actually hurt you if they wanted. There’s a moment with Goldie where she pulls back, drool string still hanging, gives you that sly dragon grin, then goes down again slower, like she knows she’s teasing you on purpose, and it hit me harder than any polished triple-A porn game on Steam. At the same time, you can feel places where the dev just ran out of time: transitions cut hard, some camera cuts are weird, a detail here, a missing sound there. I kept catching myself thinking “this will never be fully finished and that’s kinda sexy too,” like you walked into someone’s half-built sex dungeon. On Android Chrome it actually runs smoother than I expected, though tapping the same area three times because hitboxes are tiny does kill the mood for a second. Still, once Felicity has your cock in her mouth and her cheeks start bulging a bit with every stroke, you forget about all that and just follow the rhythm, mouse-clicking like a pervert metronome. It’s crude, sloppy, oddly intimate, and I can’t stop imagining how fucked up it will get when the cheetah and the fox/wolf hybrid finally show up.