By singing rap song, Jake is introducing himself. What girls want? And what girls need? Jake knows it;)

Monet feels like somebody took a regular city, squeezed out all the warmth, and replaced it with glass, chrome and secrets. IRYS throws you in there like you just woke up from a dream you half remember, wearing a cheap suit and an ID badge that says you belong to Deimos. You start as this regular office guy, doing spreadsheets, watching useless meetings on Zoom while pretending to listen, getting coffee that tastes like it was filtered through somebody’s sadness. On the surface it’s that boring corporate life. Then you start noticing small weird things. People know things about you that you never told them. A coworker remembers a night you “spent together” that you’re pretty damn sure never happened. Your boss praises you for a project you have no memory of, and in the same breath hints that you owe him more than just good performance. That’s when the game starts to crawl under your skin a little.

The horny part doesn’t show up like a hentai pop-up. It slips into the routine. You’re in a late-night office review, just you and this colleague with big soft tits almost falling out of her blouse, blue light from the monitor on her skin, both of you talking about quarterly targets like robots. Then there’s a line of dialogue that feels too intimate. She leans in too close. Her hand stays too long on your shoulder. One click and you push her away and keep pretending to be a good boy. Another click and you grab her wrist, pull her into your lap, and suddenly your boring Excel sheet is sharing space with her moans and the sound of your cock sliding into her on the boss’s fancy ergonomic chair. IRYS is like that a lot. It gives you these “professional” masks and waits for you to peel them off. Sex scenes are very physical, animated just enough that when you’re fucking her against the office window or bending her over a lab table, you feel every thrust. Sometimes you are gentle, slow, like she is something you want to protect from this fucked up city. Other times the corruption hits and you use her, hand on her throat, filling her raw and hard while she begs you not to stop, even when the guilt dialogue kicks in afterward and makes you question if those feelings are yours or some Deimos script injected into your brain.

What really got me was how the romance and the sci-fi mess bleed into each other. There is this one scene where you wake up in your small apartment, naked, next to a coworker you definitely did not take home. Her hair is messy, thighs still glistening, your cum leaking out of her, and she looks at you like you have been lovers for months. You check your phone and there are whole chat logs, selfies, dirty pics, little heart emojis, like a full relationship that someone speedran while you were asleep. It feels like the universe glitched and rewrote your fate. As somebody who actually believes in destiny, that hit weird. You start asking: did I really fall for her before and just forgot, or was this romance manufactured in some secret Deimos experiment so they can pull my strings better? Later, when you take her in the back of the office, pressed against a server rack humming with data, her legs wrapped around your waist while you fuck her deep and she whispers that you were “always meant for each other”, you can’t even tell if that’s sweet or just another line of code. The game loves putting you in those moments. You climax inside her during some illegal lab test, alarms faint in the background, and instead of simple post-nut clarity you get this strange dream flash of another timeline where you never joined Deimos and she never existed. IRYS keeps poking: is your dick leading you, or is the company guiding your dick so it can own your heart and your guilt at the same time. I kinda hate that it works so well. I also kinda love it. I’m confused. It fits the city.

If you consistently thaught that hospital is not the ebst place for jokes and pranks then you very likely right... but only if you are not Dirty Ernie! It is not a scret that sexy red-haired nurses always get attention from bot patients and individual - the hospital where Ernie is is nto an exception. But while youthful Buck is trying to have something real with nursie Buck can simply have fantasies about her which makes him jealous... jelaous enogh to cheer them thruogh airshaft afterwards he sees them both went into utility room. But while Ernie is watching hot nurse getting fucked someone is watching Ernie - and also this somone is non other than Heavy Flo! Looks like Ernie caught himself in lots of trouble for being noisy... Game is made as a set of both jokey and sexy animated scenes that allows you to make a choice at key points of the story.

There’s this weird feeling when you boot this one up, like opening the wrong chat in Discord and realizing “oh shit, that’s the horny channel” but you just keep scrolling anyway. At first it tricks you with that comfy anime slice of life mood, all soft lighting and school corridors and the classic “tired office worker gets yeeted back to his hometown” setup. You’re this guy Sora, suddenly thrown into being a teacher at an all-girls academy in Itsuten-ku, and yeah, it sounds like every generic eroge ever written. Then the game starts talking about parasites on your back, ghosts of your past, and you’re like, alright, this isn’t just about picking which cute girl brings you lunch. The town looks nice, the school looks normal, everyone is a little too friendly, and the whole thing feels like the Calm app right before someone rips open a body bag in a horror movie. The girls are hot, but they’re also… off, in that “smiling a bit too long” way. One second you’re choosing between tutoring the shy bookworm alone in the library or staying after class with the smug honor student who clearly wants you to notice her thighs, and the next the dialogue takes a hard left into trauma, self-loathing, and shit you’d usually try to forget with a Pornhub tab and some music on Spotify.

What I really liked, and hated, and liked again, is how horny and uncomfortable it is at the same time. You get all the classic eroge stuff: accidental boob grabs, panties framed a little too perfectly when someone trips, that one girl who leans in too close during “private lessons” and pretends it’s innocent. There’s a scene where you finally get a moment of peace in your tiny apartment, smelling that lavender thing they keep talking about, petting your mystery dog that shows up like some emotional support mascot, and the whole atmosphere goes quiet. Then a phone call from home drops in and drags you straight back into this heavy psychological shit about your sister and the town and what you ran away from. It hits weirdly hard for a game where you can, ten minutes later, be stuck in the nurse’s office while a flirty student sits on the edge of the bed a little too close, asking why you’re trembling. Sometimes the erotic scenes feel like they’re trying to smother the horror, and sometimes the horror crawls right back under the sex and makes it feel way too intimate, like you’re not just fucking, you’re peeling people open. The routes push you to pick favorites, to romance these girls, but half the time you’re not even sure if you’re helping them or just digging deeper into their broken parts because it turns you on. It’s kind of messy, kind of brilliant, kind of trashy, and the game absolutely knows it. You go in for the cute schoolgirls, you stay because the city itself feels like an ex that still knows how to choke you by just saying your name.

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Summer at a film studio sounds cute until you’re the only clueless guy dropped right in the middle of everyone’s dirty little secrets and fake smiles. In this VN you’re a young dude who thinks he’s just going to chill with his best friend, maybe flirt a bit, maybe finally figure out what the hell he wants. Instead, the whole place feels like a crime scene wrapped in a gossip column. One ugly incident happens early on and from there the story starts twisting: every actor, every director, every assistant with a perfect jawline suddenly has something to hide, and your dick and your moral compass are never really pointing in the same direction. It’s very “I want to trust you while you’re fucking me against the dressing-room mirror, but also did you ruin my life yesterday?”

What I liked first is how soft the game pretends to be. Colors, outfits, that glamorous showbiz vibe, all very pretty and romantic. The MC is this slightly confused but not dumb guy, and the cast is full of men who would look perfect on some Instagram Explore page. At the start I really thought it would stay in that sweet boy-love lane: tender kisses behind the trailers, shy confessions, a bit of hand-holding on the red carpet, that kind of thing. Then the corruption side slowly slides in and it changes the taste of everything. Suddenly that sweet producer who bought you coffee is pushing you to use your body for information, the golden-boy actor is happy to bend you over a script table if it helps keep his secrets safe, and a “romantic date” can easily turn into you being used as leverage in some nasty studio game. Sex scenes can be affectionate and slow, but some routes lean into power play and manipulation, where you feel yourself giving in, scene after scene, to guys who know exactly which button to press, both emotional and physical. I adore this, and I kind of hate it. Sometimes the writing hits really intimate and raw, and other times it feels like it is teasing something darker but stops just before getting truly messy. The corruption is strong on the emotional side, less so on the body-breaking side, and I’m greedy, I wanted more moral rot.

The dating sim part has that old Ren’Py brain feel where you start counting choices in your head while pretending you’re not. You’re juggling conversations, saying the “right” bullshit in interviews, choosing who you trust after some dramatic reveal, and half of the time you’re thinking with your cock, half with paranoia. I had one path where I tried to stay loyal to one guy and it still ended in this bittersweet, almost cruel way, and then another run where I was basically a slut with a notebook, fucking my way up and down the call sheet to squeeze clues out of people. That second run actually gave me one of the softer endings, which pissed me off but also made me weirdly happy. Some endings feel romantic and hopeful, some are just like “congrats, you survived and you’re a little broken now”, which, in a game about show business, feels just right. There is at least one moment where you’re fully naked in a dressing room, getting pinned to the wall by a guy you definitely should not trust, and the only thing between “good” and “bad” ending is whether you whisper what he wants to hear while he’s inside you. That tiny choice feels much bigger than all the dramatic speeches. If you want to squeeze everything out of this game, you kind of have to lean into that, replay scenes, deliberately pick the jealous, needy, or whorish option, even when you know it will hurt your nice-boy image. Let the MC be a little trash, let him be in love with the wrong man, let him say “yes” when any sane person would say “no”, and the story suddenly opens up in ways that feel uncomfortably real and very, very hot.

You’re playing this skinny, kind of average dude in a school that suddenly turns into ground zero for the dumbest, horniest war for Earth I’ve ever seen, and it actually works. One day you’re worrying about classes and what the hell you’re gonna do with your life, next day you’re basically drafted as Earth’s “champion” in a contest where the only real weapon is how good you are at getting girls dripping for you. Aliens show up and go, “whoever seduces more women wins the planet,” and everyone somehow just rolls with it. It feels like a parody of every harem game you’ve ever seen, but the game never winks too hard at you. The girls still feel like… people, even when an alien schoolgirl is jerking you off during astronomy club while asking what “blue balls” means and “if it’s a human disease.” The humor is stupid in a fun way, like the dev knows exactly how trashy it is and doesn’t care. Half the time I was thinking “ok this is too much” and then I was already clicking the next choice anyway.

You spend a lot of time walking around school corridors and hanging out in boring real-life places like classrooms, locker rooms, rooftop, computer lab, but they don’t stay boring very long. There’s this scene where you’re peeking through one of those cheap little wired-glass windows in a classroom door, spying on two girls making out when they think nobody’s around. One is this shy, soft-spoken student council type, the other is an alien girl who’s still learning human stuff and is treating lesbian sex like it’s a school experiment. She keeps stopping to ask “does this feel statistically good” while her tongue is already halfway inside the other girl, and you’re outside, rock hard, choosing between “keep watching” or “interrupt and join.” The voyeur moments like that are surprisingly good, they don’t feel like the usual lazy “peek at boobs through keyhole” thing. There’s another bit in the library where a busty paranormal-obsessed girl is showing you “evidence” of ghosts on her laptop, but the ghost video is just looping cam footage of an alien girl riding some guy’s face. She blushes like crazy, pretends she downloaded it by accident, then ends up sliding under the table and giving you this slow, messy blowjob while the librarian walks behind you, totally clueless. Your only thought is “please don’t misclick and stand up with my dick out.”

Sex-wise, it’s full-on: lots of big tits bouncing in your face, handjobs under desks, public stuff where you’re trying not to groan too loud, sweet romance routes mixed with totally shameless alien kink. Some scenes are actually kinda tender, like when you finally stop treating one girl as “just a number for the contest” and you actually kiss her before you fuck her, and she wraps her legs around you and whispers that she doesn’t care about the aliens, she just wants you to choose her. Then five minutes later you’re in a bathroom stall getting sloppy oral from a different girl while checking your “conversion stats” like some horny accountant, so yeah, the game doesn’t let you pretend you’re a perfect gentleman. That’s also where the satire part hits a bit harder than you expect, because it keeps reminding you that this “save the world with your dick” thing is basically a joke, but you keep going anyway. It’s messy, horny, sometimes stupid, sometimes weirdly cute, and the whole school feels like this sandbox where paranormal rumors, aliens, and hormones just crash together until somebody ends up naked against a locker.

Three guys, one messy timeline, way too many chances to fuck it all up and still end up balls-deep in someone you probably shouldn’t be touching. That’s basically the whole vibe here. It looks like your usual “oh we’re in school, we’re adults, we’re responsible” kind of story, but the game never really pretends these dudes think clearly when there’s a soft pair of tits in front of them. You jump between the vice-president boy who tries to act like a prince, the lazy college clown who coasts on charm, and the older bar owner who pretends he’s above it all while obviously staring at every big ass that walks by. It feels like watching three porn plots that keep bumping into each other, with all the slow teasing and “this is a bad idea but I’m horny” energy that actually makes you lean toward the screen.

What gets fun is how the game loves to make you build things up, then finally let everything snap. Like you’re stuck in a quiet classroom with that girl who everyone thinks is all innocent, and you’ve been nice, you’ve been a gentleman, you’ve helped her with her notes. Then there’s this one click where you decide “fuck it” and suddenly his hand is on her thigh under the desk, she’s pretending to still read, her face going red, her eyes not even on the page anymore. Pants get tighter, she whispers your name, and you get that little animated movement where her lips wrap around his cock for the first time and you think “yeah, that’s exactly how he should lose that perfect reputation.” Or the neighbor milf who keeps “accidentally” brushing her tits against you in the hallway until you end up in her living room. First she “just wants a massage” and then her bra is off, her nipples are hard and shiny, and you watch her bounce slow and heavy on your dick while the game lets you decide whether you pull out like a saint or fill her up and hope she’s not ovulating. Spoiler, we always go for creampie, we just pretend to feel bad about it.

There’s a lot of little stuff that feels kinda personal. Like that moment in the club room where the sporty girl acts all cocky and pushes you against the wall, but the second you grab her ass with both hands she melts, starts grinding on your thigh, then pulls her shorts aside for you instead of taking them off properly. Or the bar scenes with the older women, where they flirt too hard, pretend to be in control, then end up on their knees behind the counter, hair messy, throat working around your shaft while you try not to click too fast on the next dialogue because the animation is actually hotter than you expected. It’s not just “boobs in your face, fuck now,” there’s that slow burning, the build up, the heavy make-out on the couch, fingering through panties, her moaning against your neck, then suddenly she’s on all fours on the bed with that round ass up and you’re choosing between sliding in slow or just ramming her until the headboard hits. The multiple endings thing makes it worse, because you keep thinking “this time I’ll be romantic” and somehow we still end up groping someone in a dark corridor and leaving them dripping on the floor after a rough quickie. Honestly, the game pretends to be all sweet and romantic, but after the third time we’re buried deep inside a classmate who definitely should not be moaning that loud with her legs on our shoulders, it’s kinda obvious everyone here just wants an excuse to be fucked stupid. And yeah, we’re not complaining. Much. I still hate that one tiny UI button on the bottom right though.

Love makes people stupid here, in a good and very trashy way. The game throws you straight into a guy who is so obsessed and so ready to humiliate himself for affection that it almost feels sad, then five seconds later you are staring at a girl slowly pulling her panties down in her room, thinking, yeah ok I get it. It is not subtle. The story just keeps pushing this idea that he will do anything, swallow his pride, let himself be used, just to get closer to these women who clearly know how to play with him. And the camera is like a creep with a VIP pass, always hiding behind half-open doors or fake “accidental” angles while you watch them undress, shower, touch themselves and act like nobody is looking. Of course someone is looking. You. That is the whole point.

What surprised me a bit is how slow it starts, but not boring slow, more like teasing slow. There is this scene where the main girl is lying on the couch on her phone, tight shorts halfway eaten by her ass, and the protagonist is pretending to talk about something serious, but the camera is practically counting every curve of her cheeks. She stretches, her shirt rides up, those heavy tits bounce just a little, and you can almost hear his brain shutting down. Nothing “big” happens there, no sex, no kissing, just this lazy, cruel teasing where she knows exactly what she is doing. I actually paused the game and opened Telegram to complain to a friend out of habit, then realized I have no friend who would get why that stupid couch scene turned me on more than the later blowjob. And yeah, the blowjob itself is there too, with spit, tongue, that wet sound that you pretend you hate but you don’t. She holds eye contact, he tries to keep some dignity and fails, and you just watch like the little pervert the game assumes you are. Then she smiles after, wipes her lips with the back of her hand and acts like it was no big deal, and something about that casual attitude makes it more dirty than full-on porn.

Sex scenes hit hard, even when they are kind of predictable. There is basic stuff, dick inside, moaning, creampie, nothing crazy or fetish zoo. But the way they build into it feels personal. You watch her playing with herself first, rubbing slow, pressing her thighs together because she “can’t wait for him”, but also makes him wait. The guy is peeking from the door, breathing heavy, and you keep thinking: if she turns, if she sees him, is it game over or game start. When the actual fucking comes, they like putting the camera under the body, so you see her big tits swing in his face, or her ass pounding into his hips while he grips tight like he is scared to let go. It is pretty raw. There is one scene where he finally gets to cum inside, after all this begging and favors and emotional blackmail, and you can feel this mix of victory and “oh shit what did I just do”. She squeezes him, keeps him inside while it leaks out, and acts almost tender for two lines, then goes back to her playful bully mood. I wish the story stayed a bit more pure, less “I will debase myself for any pair of boobs that smiles at me”, but I still kept clicking, telling myself I am here for romance, while watching her ride him with her tongue out like some horny demon. So yeah, if you like quiet moments where you watch a girl slowly pull her top over her head and her big tits just drop free, then ten minutes later she is bouncing on his lap and moaning in his ear about how full she feels, this thing sort of gets it.