You wake up with that heavy, horny fog in your brain, and instead of your boring room you’re in this chapel that looks like somebody let Pornhub redesign a cathedral. Stained glass, candles, crosses, and front row you got a nun with tits that do not care about gravity at all, trying to decide if she wants to save your soul or ride it. She talks sweet and holy while her outfit is cut so low it might as well be a polite suggestion. And the game just looks at you like: “Alright, sinner, what kind of mess you wanna be?”

The fun part is how it keeps throwing those “innocent” options at you and they never stay innocent. You tell the nun “I want guidance” and she hears “please press those huge soft miracles into my face and whisper prayers while grinding on my lap.” You pick the serious, holy line, and five clicks later she’s on her knees calling you something between “my child” and “my master” with a tongue that clearly skipped bible class. Then you wander out of the chapel and the whole place opens up into this demon playground. Succubus lurking around every corner, hips moving like they’ve got their own physics engine, tails sliding around your legs, horns, claws, that pretty red skin that screams “terrible idea” in the best way. You say one wrong thing to a demon girl and suddenly she’s pinning you to some stone altar, sitting on your cock like she’s collecting your soul one thrust at a time.

What I liked is how the choices actually feel like they change the flavor of the smut, not just the wallpaper. Go respectful with the succubus and she goes slow and teasing, dragging those big breasts over your chest, kissing you soft while still milking you like she’s on a timer. Act like a cocky bastard and she flips you, rides you hard, claws in your back, calls you “toy” while smiling like she owns your life now. Same with the nun: lean into her faith and she turns the whole thing into a corrupt mass, whispering holy lines while stroking you with trembling hands, like she hates how good it feels. Push her buttons and she snaps, climbs into your lap, skirt around her waist, moaning into your ear that she belongs to her god and also to your dick. The visuals love big curves, thick asses bouncing on altars, soft stomachs folding a little when they bend over, jiggling everywhere when the scene gets rough, and the camera never tries to be artsy, it just shoves your face exactly where you were already thinking. It’s messy, horny, sometimes goofy as hell, and every path is basically one long “what if I said yes to the worst idea” fantasy where the answer is always: a nun, a demon, or both, sitting down on you like you’re part of the furniture.

This thing feels like someone grabbed a horny power fantasy manga, shook it until all the subtlety fell out, then clicked “next page” until only sex and awkward pauses were left. You play a guy who’s very obviously written by a dude who grew up on eroge and hentai scans, but in a good way. He has that “I swear I’m normal but everything around me is ridiculously hot” energy. The story pretends to care about plot, something about normal life going messy, but it’s basically an excuse to drop you into scenes where every woman you meet looks like she escaped from a doujin circle that only draws big tits and big asses. No slow burn. No “will they, won’t they”. It goes straight into “of course they will, and you’re going to watch every second of it.”

What I like is that the game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. There’s no fake moral lesson, no deep trauma talk, just “here’s a guy surrounded by women who keep teasing him, now watch what happens.” The teasing is constant too. You get that classic thing where a girl “accidentally” bends over too close, or you catch someone half naked in a room she swears you weren’t supposed to see, and the camera just stays there a little too long. It feels like a hentai artist directing a soap opera. There’s a scene where one of the girls is pretending to ignore you while she’s obviously touching herself in the shower and the MC is basically frozen, staring like a total creep, and the game treats it like the most normal thing. You feel a bit dirty, but you still don’t skip. Then later you end up inside her anyway, because of course you do. This is the kind of game where masturbation scenes don’t feel like warmup, they feel like the main event, and then actual sex is just the bonus prize on top. One moment you’re watching someone secretly rubbing herself while thinking about you, the next moment you have her on her knees, mouth full, eyes watering, and the story pretends it’s a natural step in character development. It isn’t, but you won’t complain. The erotic pacing is weirdly good for something that pretends to be a “novel”. You don’t really choose anything, you just let the story drag you from blowjob to voyeur moment to vaginal pounding to creampie like it’s all one big scene that forgot to breathe. When the harem vibe fully kicks in and multiple girls are orbiting around you, it stops feeling realistic at all and starts feeling like one of those degenerate manga arcs where everyone already accepted that you’re the main dick of the universe, they’re just negotiating who gets it next.

What stuck with me more than anything is how unapologetically horny every angle is. This is a kinetic story, so you’re mostly just clicking, but the way it lingers on curves is basically porn-level camerawork. Breasts are always a bit too big for the clothes they’re in, asses take up half the frame when a girl walks away, and the orgasms are not shy. Creampie shots are treated like signature moves. It really feels like the dev wanted to win some fake award like “Most Shameless Internal Cumshots of the Year” and honestly they might. There’s one scene where you’re buried inside a girl from behind, her ass swallowing your view while she tries to muffle her moans, and the second you finish inside her the game just zooms in like it wants to make sure you understand exactly where everything went. It’s obscene in that very specific hentai way where you almost laugh at how much attention they give to fluids, but you’re also not looking away. The voyeur bits help a lot too: catching a girl sucking on her own fingers while she slides them between her legs, or watching from a half-open door while another one rides her own hand, biting her lip and whispering your name. No blinking “choice” buttons, no morality system, just you, your dick, and a parade of girls who are way too into you. It feels trashy, cheap, and absolutely on purpose, like reading a smutty manga in the bathroom and pretending it’s literature. Which it kind of is. Just very sticky literature.

This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.

Sometimes you just want trash science and thick mistakes, you know? This game is exactly that: one awkward nerd in a lab, a bunch of sketchy chemicals, and zero adult supervision. It starts all innocent, like some goofy parody of those anime where the genius kid wants to become the next big brain of the world. He’s mixing his “super serum” in this tiny lab, all proud, like he’s breaking new ground. Except the only thing he actually breaks is the size limit on asses and tits. The first time his formula “fails” and you see what it actually does, I laughed out loud and also had to tab out for a second because, yeah, it hits.

The vibe is weirdly cozy and horny at the same time. You’re basically clicking through this visual story where every bad decision he makes leads to someone getting way, way bigger than they were five minutes ago. And not like small upgrade. I’m talking “how is her spine still functioning” kind of growth, bouncing off the screen, clothes surrendering instantly. There’s a really nice rhythm to it: bit of dialogue, some nerdy babbling about cells and enhancement, then boom, another girl drinks the “healthy supplement” and suddenly her ass is doing its own gravity experiment. The CG scenes are the real star here. They don’t pretend to be subtle, it’s just full-on worship of size, curves, and that moment where the character realizes “oh shit, I’m actually getting huge.” One scene where the girl leans on a table and her new tits almost knock over half the equipment had me cackling like an idiot.

What I liked is that the game leans into the fetish instead of apologizing for it. Like, if you’re here, you already know what you want: expansion, growth, bigger, bigger, bigger. And it delivers that in a way that feels playful, not clinical. The nerd boi is such a dork, he talks about his formula like it’s going to win a Nobel Prize, while the player is obviously just waiting to see who gets inflated next. At the same time, some of the dialogue is kinda clunky and tries to be too clever, which slows down the fun when you just want to watch another “oops, wrong dosage” moment. There’s one random line about safety regulations that pissed me off for no reason, like bro, you’re literally turning people into walking sex balloons, nobody cares about your lab coat. Still, when the serum finally kicks in and her hips start outgrowing the chair, music barely matters, writing barely matters, it’s just pure “holy shit, look at that” energy. Honestly the only DLC this needs is more ridiculous aftermath scenes, like trying to fit through doors or sit on a chair that obviously never had a chance. But yeah, he keeps pouring that thicc juice and we keep watching, pretending it’s about “science” while our mouse hand is busy with totally different research.