Harry Potter and the Sluts of Hogwarts v0.61
ok so this is a python project yeah you can feel it in the bones of the thing the whole setup is hermione and ginny are corrupted by some horcrux nonsense and harry is just there being the guy you click through menus to make things happen
the art is deliberately bad like the dev says right up front dont bitch i warned you and honestly that honesty is refreshing its ms paint level stuff where ginny weasley has these massive tits that defy physics and hermione looks like someone drew her from memory after a concussion but somehow it works because the whole thing is so unpolished it loops back around to being charming
the grind is real at first clicking through the same hogwarts locations trying to unlock new scenes and the corruption meter or whatever it is creeps up slowly first its handjobs in the common room then suddenly youre arranging group sex scenarios with both of them and the male domination angle gets pretty heavy with creampie scenes and exhibitionism stuff in the hallways the mind control element means they go from bookish gryffindors to absolute sluts and the oral sex scenes are described in that weird renpy adjacent text box that feels like reading a dirty forum post from 2005
the creator said its finished which means they just stopped adding things and honestly fair enough the anal scenes unlock way later than youd expect and by then youve seen basically every combination of holes being used the corruption path is linear no real choices just click until the next thing unlocks and sometimes the triggers are obscure like i had to check the comments to figure out why hermione wasnt progressing past a certain point and it was because i missed clicking a specific bookshelf three times which is the kind of jank that makes you alt tab to check if your browser froze but then the next scene is ginny doing exhibitionism in the great hall and you forget why you were annoyed
the art is deliberately bad like the dev says right up front dont bitch i warned you and honestly that honesty is refreshing its ms paint level stuff where ginny weasley has these massive tits that defy physics and hermione looks like someone drew her from memory after a concussion but somehow it works because the whole thing is so unpolished it loops back around to being charming
the grind is real at first clicking through the same hogwarts locations trying to unlock new scenes and the corruption meter or whatever it is creeps up slowly first its handjobs in the common room then suddenly youre arranging group sex scenarios with both of them and the male domination angle gets pretty heavy with creampie scenes and exhibitionism stuff in the hallways the mind control element means they go from bookish gryffindors to absolute sluts and the oral sex scenes are described in that weird renpy adjacent text box that feels like reading a dirty forum post from 2005
the creator said its finished which means they just stopped adding things and honestly fair enough the anal scenes unlock way later than youd expect and by then youve seen basically every combination of holes being used the corruption path is linear no real choices just click until the next thing unlocks and sometimes the triggers are obscure like i had to check the comments to figure out why hermione wasnt progressing past a certain point and it was because i missed clicking a specific bookshelf three times which is the kind of jank that makes you alt tab to check if your browser froze but then the next scene is ginny doing exhibitionism in the great hall and you forget why you were annoyed
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Under Your Spell v0.4.1
This Irish magic school simulator throws you into the boots of a complete academic failure who's about to make the worst decision of his magical career. Five years at Tír na nÓg and what do you have to show for it? Jack shit. No grades, no Quidditch trophies, and definitely no action between the sheets. Your buddy Eric waves around some dusty spellbook promising to fix your pathetic love life, and naturally you jump at it like a horny teenager. Because what could possibly go wrong with ancient Celtic magic, right?
The spell works, sort of. You'll get that girlfriend you've been desperately wanking about, but the magic comes with strings attached that'll have you scrambling to transform from school loser to someone actually worth fucking. The sandbox mechanics let you chase after various busty witches around campus, each with their own preferences for what makes a wizard boyfriend material. Some want the star athlete, others dig the academic overachiever, and a few just want someone who won't embarrass them at the next house party. The RPG progression feels clunky at times - grinding study sessions to boost your grades while simultaneously trying to bulk up for the magical sports teams creates this weird time management puzzle that doesn't always click. But when you finally nail that perfect combination of brains and brawn that gets you into some witch's robes, the payoff scenes are surprisingly detailed.
What really sells this whole mess is how it captures that desperate teenage energy of trying to reinvent yourself for pussy. The dialogue bounces between cringe-worthy pickup attempts and genuinely funny moments of magical mishaps. Sure, the spell system could use more variety beyond the basic "study harder, exercise more" loop, and some of the character models look like they were designed by someone who's never seen actual tits before. Still manages to scratch that fantasy itch of being the underdog who finally gets his due - along with getting his dick wet in the process.
The spell works, sort of. You'll get that girlfriend you've been desperately wanking about, but the magic comes with strings attached that'll have you scrambling to transform from school loser to someone actually worth fucking. The sandbox mechanics let you chase after various busty witches around campus, each with their own preferences for what makes a wizard boyfriend material. Some want the star athlete, others dig the academic overachiever, and a few just want someone who won't embarrass them at the next house party. The RPG progression feels clunky at times - grinding study sessions to boost your grades while simultaneously trying to bulk up for the magical sports teams creates this weird time management puzzle that doesn't always click. But when you finally nail that perfect combination of brains and brawn that gets you into some witch's robes, the payoff scenes are surprisingly detailed.
What really sells this whole mess is how it captures that desperate teenage energy of trying to reinvent yourself for pussy. The dialogue bounces between cringe-worthy pickup attempts and genuinely funny moments of magical mishaps. Sure, the spell system could use more variety beyond the basic "study harder, exercise more" loop, and some of the character models look like they were designed by someone who's never seen actual tits before. Still manages to scratch that fantasy itch of being the underdog who finally gets his due - along with getting his dick wet in the process.
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Hermione Trainer v0.2
This one feels like somebody took a horny Harry Potter fanfic, ripped out half the pages, and said “eh, you figure the rest out.” And it kind of works because of that. You drop into this weird trainer role at Hogwarts, not as a wide–eyed student, but as the guy who gets to quietly twist everyone’s path. Hermione is right there as your main project, all brains and attitude and stacked like your favorite cursed deviantart folder. She talks back, she tries to keep her moral compass, and you’re just poking at her, little by little, with “lessons” that feel more like corruption experiments. Light at first, then not so light. The game doesn’t scream at you with drama. It just hums in your ear.
The mood hits harder than the actual content, which is funny, because there isn’t a lot of content yet. Sound is minimal, but that silence helps somehow. You’re clicking, the room is quiet, and her big eyes are on you, slightly judging, slightly curious, tits pushed by the uniform that looks like it shrunk in the wash. Little clothing tweaks, small reactions. A line of text where she tries to sound offended while obviously warming up to your bullshit. Not everything lands. Some CG feels half–baked, like the AI generator coughed once and they just said “ok, good enough for now,” and sometimes Hermione’s face drifts a bit into uncanny territory while her ass looks like a whole damn religion. Fem Snape walks in at some point, tall, cold, sharp gaze, like the game looked at your search history and decided to judge you while also feeding it. She’s not as explored yet, but the hints are lovely: strict, probably cruel, probably the kind of woman who makes you say “yes, Professor” with a hard-on and a guilty smile.
What hooks a bit is the sandbox vibe trying to be born. You feel the skeleton of a training loop: talk, “educate,” push a boundary, get a reaction, unlock a slightly naughtier option next time. It’s rough. There are moments where you click around feeling “ok, that’s all? really?” and then suddenly there’s one scene, Hermione looking away while agreeing to something she clearly wouldn’t a few days of in–game time ago, and that one scene drags your brain back in. The pacing is weird on purpose or by accident, I can’t tell. Some nights you’ll get nothing. Some nights the tiniest dialogue shift makes your cock twitch because you know you did that, you trained that. It’s more teasing than payoff for now, like edging with a half–finished toy. Still, if you’re into big tits packed in school robes, big asses that almost don’t fit in the frame, AI-crafted bodies that are just a bit too perfect for their own good, and the slow slide of “good girl” into “this is my harem and everyone knows it,” you’ll probably keep the tab open, check it every now and then, and wait to see just how far they let you drag Hermione and that icy fem Snape down the rabbit hole.
The mood hits harder than the actual content, which is funny, because there isn’t a lot of content yet. Sound is minimal, but that silence helps somehow. You’re clicking, the room is quiet, and her big eyes are on you, slightly judging, slightly curious, tits pushed by the uniform that looks like it shrunk in the wash. Little clothing tweaks, small reactions. A line of text where she tries to sound offended while obviously warming up to your bullshit. Not everything lands. Some CG feels half–baked, like the AI generator coughed once and they just said “ok, good enough for now,” and sometimes Hermione’s face drifts a bit into uncanny territory while her ass looks like a whole damn religion. Fem Snape walks in at some point, tall, cold, sharp gaze, like the game looked at your search history and decided to judge you while also feeding it. She’s not as explored yet, but the hints are lovely: strict, probably cruel, probably the kind of woman who makes you say “yes, Professor” with a hard-on and a guilty smile.
What hooks a bit is the sandbox vibe trying to be born. You feel the skeleton of a training loop: talk, “educate,” push a boundary, get a reaction, unlock a slightly naughtier option next time. It’s rough. There are moments where you click around feeling “ok, that’s all? really?” and then suddenly there’s one scene, Hermione looking away while agreeing to something she clearly wouldn’t a few days of in–game time ago, and that one scene drags your brain back in. The pacing is weird on purpose or by accident, I can’t tell. Some nights you’ll get nothing. Some nights the tiniest dialogue shift makes your cock twitch because you know you did that, you trained that. It’s more teasing than payoff for now, like edging with a half–finished toy. Still, if you’re into big tits packed in school robes, big asses that almost don’t fit in the frame, AI-crafted bodies that are just a bit too perfect for their own good, and the slow slide of “good girl” into “this is my harem and everyone knows it,” you’ll probably keep the tab open, check it every now and then, and wait to see just how far they let you drag Hermione and that icy fem Snape down the rabbit hole.
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The Tormented Witches - Ch.2 v2.0
The first time Fleur gets cornered in the library, I actually felt my stomach drop. Not in a fun way. She's backed against a bookshelf by some hooded figure, and the way her uniform gets... rearranged. The moaning starts before anything even happens, which is weird, but then you realize it's Myrtle floating through the stacks, getting off on the whole scene. My kid asked me what kind of game this was and I didn't have an answer ready.
The whole premise is Hermione and the girls investigating a curse that's making the men act strange, but honestly the men barely matter. It's just an excuse to put every female character through increasingly elaborate humiliation scenarios. Bellatrix shows up and things get properly cruel. The BDSM elements aren't playful. There's a scene with Ginny in the dungeons that made me close my browser and just stare at the wall for a minute. Chains, gags, the works. And the blackmail mechanics mean you're literally forcing these characters into worse situations by collecting evidence against them. I kept playing though. That's the part that bothers me.
The 3DCG models are actually decent for what they are. Luna's expressions during her corruption arc are genuinely unsettling. She starts out dreamy and distant, then gradually gets this hollow look. There's a moment where she's being degraded by a teacher and just... accepts it. The animation is janky as hell though. Characters clip through furniture constantly. During one lesbian scene between Hermione and Fleur, their hands kept disappearing into each other's thighs like some kind of fever dream. The sound design is mostly just wet noises and Myrtle's commentary, which gets old fast. I think the developers knew exactly what they were making and didn't pretend otherwise. The whole thing feels deliberately uncomfortable, like it wants you to question why you're clicking through it. But the corruption paths are so linear that you don't really have choices. Just degrees of how bad it gets.
The whole premise is Hermione and the girls investigating a curse that's making the men act strange, but honestly the men barely matter. It's just an excuse to put every female character through increasingly elaborate humiliation scenarios. Bellatrix shows up and things get properly cruel. The BDSM elements aren't playful. There's a scene with Ginny in the dungeons that made me close my browser and just stare at the wall for a minute. Chains, gags, the works. And the blackmail mechanics mean you're literally forcing these characters into worse situations by collecting evidence against them. I kept playing though. That's the part that bothers me.
The 3DCG models are actually decent for what they are. Luna's expressions during her corruption arc are genuinely unsettling. She starts out dreamy and distant, then gradually gets this hollow look. There's a moment where she's being degraded by a teacher and just... accepts it. The animation is janky as hell though. Characters clip through furniture constantly. During one lesbian scene between Hermione and Fleur, their hands kept disappearing into each other's thighs like some kind of fever dream. The sound design is mostly just wet noises and Myrtle's commentary, which gets old fast. I think the developers knew exactly what they were making and didn't pretend otherwise. The whole thing feels deliberately uncomfortable, like it wants you to question why you're clicking through it. But the corruption paths are so linear that you don't really have choices. Just degrees of how bad it gets.
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Defense Against the Dark Arts v0.1.1
New Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, bunch of horny Hogwarts brats, zero supervision and way too many excuses to give “private tutoring”. That is the whole mood of this game, and it kinda slaps harder than the actual spankings. You are the male teacher, and from the first week you feel it: this isn’t about teaching them spells, it’s about teaching them how far they are ready to bend for a little extra “house points”. The game is a sandbox, so nothing drags you by the hand. You wander around, poke into classrooms, offices, common rooms, catch Hermione in the library while she tries to act like the perfect little angel, then slowly corrupt her lesson by lesson. One time I made her stay behind after class for “bad posture during wand work” and it turned into this really humiliating, hot punishment session where she’s blushing, trying to argue on some moral bullshit, and you just keep pushing the line and she keeps crossing it. Next in-game day she pretends nothing happened, but her clothes get a bit more daring when she comes to your class. That slow spiral is addictive as fuck.
Ginny is a different flavor. She comes with that fake tough girl vibe, talking back, rolling eyes, pretending she can’t be controlled. I went full asshole teacher on her, writing fake “disciplinary notes” and calling her to my office. The first time you put her over your knee and she still has that “I’m not scared of you” look, and then the moment the skirt goes up and her voice changes from bratty to needy, that was actually the moment the game sold me. The spanking scenes are not just token slaps, they play into her pride, into house rivalry, into the whole school gossip thing. You can feel how, after a while, she starts misbehaving just so you will punish her again. It’s romance, but the fucked up, corrupted kind, where affection grows inside all the wrong choices. I kinda hate how good it feels.
Then there is Bellatrix. She shows up like a walking red flag with a wand. I thought she would be just a side cameo, but no, she hijacks scenes, bullies you, teases you, and suddenly you are not sure who is corrupting who. One scene where she “helps” you discipline a student actually freaked me out and turned me on at the same time. She pushes things further than I would, and I still clicked along like a coward. Her presence turns the school into a darker place, and the romance side with the girls becomes more twisted because you start using her brutal methods. The game lets you choose, but honestly after a while you are too curious to stop. You wander the castle, check rooms at weird times, bump into Hermione in some vulnerable moment, promise comfort, then use it against her affection later. It’s fucked up, messy, sometimes romantic in a sick way, and I kept telling myself “ok last corrupted scene” while opening another one. Also the UI font annoyed me and I never got used to it, but whatever, by the time Hermione begs you to keep punishing her “for her own good”, you are not looking at the font.
Ginny is a different flavor. She comes with that fake tough girl vibe, talking back, rolling eyes, pretending she can’t be controlled. I went full asshole teacher on her, writing fake “disciplinary notes” and calling her to my office. The first time you put her over your knee and she still has that “I’m not scared of you” look, and then the moment the skirt goes up and her voice changes from bratty to needy, that was actually the moment the game sold me. The spanking scenes are not just token slaps, they play into her pride, into house rivalry, into the whole school gossip thing. You can feel how, after a while, she starts misbehaving just so you will punish her again. It’s romance, but the fucked up, corrupted kind, where affection grows inside all the wrong choices. I kinda hate how good it feels.
Then there is Bellatrix. She shows up like a walking red flag with a wand. I thought she would be just a side cameo, but no, she hijacks scenes, bullies you, teases you, and suddenly you are not sure who is corrupting who. One scene where she “helps” you discipline a student actually freaked me out and turned me on at the same time. She pushes things further than I would, and I still clicked along like a coward. Her presence turns the school into a darker place, and the romance side with the girls becomes more twisted because you start using her brutal methods. The game lets you choose, but honestly after a while you are too curious to stop. You wander the castle, check rooms at weird times, bump into Hermione in some vulnerable moment, promise comfort, then use it against her affection later. It’s fucked up, messy, sometimes romantic in a sick way, and I kept telling myself “ok last corrupted scene” while opening another one. Also the UI font annoyed me and I never got used to it, but whatever, by the time Hermione begs you to keep punishing her “for her own good”, you are not looking at the font.
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Weekend v1.2
You ever notice how in these parody games Hermione’s tits are always massive? Not complaining, just observing. This one, a little sci-fi twist on the Potter thing, starts with her in some kind of stasis pod, already half naked. The 3DCG is... well, it's got that specific look. Like someone learned Blender from horny forum tutorials in 2016. The skin textures are weirdly shiny, like everyone's been oiled up for a photoshoot that never ends. But the eyes, man. They track you. Not in a creepy way, more like a "I know what you're here for" way.
The mind control stuff kicks in fast. Some ancient evil, a tentacle thing that's more bored than menacing, gets inside her head. There's this one moment where she's arguing with herself, one hand fighting the other as it slides down her stomach. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is just these breathy moans looped slightly out of sync. It’s jarring but also, I don't know, hypnotic? You click through dialogue that’s basically just "...yes... more..." and watch the corruption meter fill up. The game forgets it's supposed to be a parody about halfway through and just becomes a slideshow of positions. Vaginal, oral, a scene with another witch who might be her twin? The story is a suggestion, a whisper you ignore while scrolling for the next explicit render.
The monster girl tag is a lie. There's a single scene with what looks like a sexy Dementor, but it's just a shadow with boobs. Total cop-out. I spent ten minutes trying to trigger a group scene that was teased in the gallery, clicking on every pixel of the background, but nothing. The male domination path is just a series of faceless torsos. It's efficient, I guess. Like the dev knew we'd skip the dialogue anyway. The romance path is broken, by the way. I picked every "nice" option and still ended up in a magical gangbang. So much for agency. The whole thing runs in a browser tab, and I had to mute it because the squelching sounds are mixed way too loud. My cat stared at me. Not judging, just... observing. Like Hermione’s eyes.
The mind control stuff kicks in fast. Some ancient evil, a tentacle thing that's more bored than menacing, gets inside her head. There's this one moment where she's arguing with herself, one hand fighting the other as it slides down her stomach. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is just these breathy moans looped slightly out of sync. It’s jarring but also, I don't know, hypnotic? You click through dialogue that’s basically just "...yes... more..." and watch the corruption meter fill up. The game forgets it's supposed to be a parody about halfway through and just becomes a slideshow of positions. Vaginal, oral, a scene with another witch who might be her twin? The story is a suggestion, a whisper you ignore while scrolling for the next explicit render.
The monster girl tag is a lie. There's a single scene with what looks like a sexy Dementor, but it's just a shadow with boobs. Total cop-out. I spent ten minutes trying to trigger a group scene that was teased in the gallery, clicking on every pixel of the background, but nothing. The male domination path is just a series of faceless torsos. It's efficient, I guess. Like the dev knew we'd skip the dialogue anyway. The romance path is broken, by the way. I picked every "nice" option and still ended up in a magical gangbang. So much for agency. The whole thing runs in a browser tab, and I had to mute it because the squelching sounds are mixed way too loud. My cat stared at me. Not judging, just... observing. Like Hermione’s eyes.
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★★★☆☆
Bad Witch and the Dark Magic Temptations - v0.2.2
You’re flipping burgers at McDonald’s, zoning out with some trashy TikTok loops on your phone, then suddenly everything goes black and you’re standing in front of Voldemort, who looks like he hasn’t slept since the first movie. No intro, no heroic bullshit, he just tells you straight: you’re the new “professor” at Hogwarts and your job is to corrupt Hermione. Not “teach her magic,” not “guide her soul.” No. Turn the bookworm girl into a hungry, dirty little witch who loves trouble more than homework or you’re dead. And yeah, the game really leans into that. You don’t play some noble hero, you play the guy who gets off on twisting the golden girl. It’s petty, horny, and kind of funny how fast your morals go out the window as soon as she bends over a desk.
The whole thing feels like someone smashed Harry Potter fanfic and horny VN logic together after a long night on Pornhub. You walk around Hogwarts, pretending to be a legit professor, but every “lesson” is just an excuse to push Hermione further. First it’s small stuff, like choice prompts where you “accidentally” brush against her or drop some sketchy charm that makes her skirt feel too short. She blushes, gets flustered, pouts, and still calls you “Professor,” and you’re sitting there clicking the most degenerate option every time like a gremlin. The teasing is the main dish here. You get scenes where she leans over her books with her tits squeezed together, mumbling about homework, and you decide if you praise her or twist the knife with some dirty suggestion. There’s a real kick in watching her go from strict “rules and house points” girl to someone who lets you grope her in an empty classroom while pretending to talk about potions. Then you’ve got Bellatrix as your chaotic little devil on the shoulder, not just helping but actively pushing you to be worse. She pops in with that crazy smile, talking shit, giving you tools, sometimes just straight up saying “you’re not going far enough, make her beg.” It’s unpolished as hell, some of the writing feels like it was done between classes, but somehow that makes the horny bits hit harder. It’s like reading a dirty fanfic your friend sent on Discord that got out of control. And just when you think it’s only about Hogwarts, Arcueid from Tsukihime shows up like it’s the most normal thing in the world, turning the whole story into a weird crossover fever dream where your “superpowers” are less about saving worlds and more about who you’ll break first. There is no deep message, no high art, just a barely stable fantasy where you poke at good girls until they crack and moan your name in a castle full of magic and bad decisions.
The whole thing feels like someone smashed Harry Potter fanfic and horny VN logic together after a long night on Pornhub. You walk around Hogwarts, pretending to be a legit professor, but every “lesson” is just an excuse to push Hermione further. First it’s small stuff, like choice prompts where you “accidentally” brush against her or drop some sketchy charm that makes her skirt feel too short. She blushes, gets flustered, pouts, and still calls you “Professor,” and you’re sitting there clicking the most degenerate option every time like a gremlin. The teasing is the main dish here. You get scenes where she leans over her books with her tits squeezed together, mumbling about homework, and you decide if you praise her or twist the knife with some dirty suggestion. There’s a real kick in watching her go from strict “rules and house points” girl to someone who lets you grope her in an empty classroom while pretending to talk about potions. Then you’ve got Bellatrix as your chaotic little devil on the shoulder, not just helping but actively pushing you to be worse. She pops in with that crazy smile, talking shit, giving you tools, sometimes just straight up saying “you’re not going far enough, make her beg.” It’s unpolished as hell, some of the writing feels like it was done between classes, but somehow that makes the horny bits hit harder. It’s like reading a dirty fanfic your friend sent on Discord that got out of control. And just when you think it’s only about Hogwarts, Arcueid from Tsukihime shows up like it’s the most normal thing in the world, turning the whole story into a weird crossover fever dream where your “superpowers” are less about saving worlds and more about who you’ll break first. There is no deep message, no high art, just a barely stable fantasy where you poke at good girls until they crack and moan your name in a castle full of magic and bad decisions.
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Wands and Witches v1.0 Public
Hermione bent over the library table whispering about "extra credit" while her skirt rode up. That was the moment I realized this game doesn't give a shit about J.K. Rowling's lawyers. The animation is deliberately janky, like someone drew it on a napkin and scanned it in, but somehow that makes the whole thing funnier when Tonks is shapeshifting her tits mid-blowjob.
The main quest is basically vanilla dating sim stuff. You're 18, magic university, pick a girl, buy her gifts, say the right things. But then there's a side door in the potions classroom that leads to Luna getting tentacled by the giant squid. Nobody forces you to click that door. It's just there. Waiting. The game has this weird thing where it remembers if you're being a creep or not, and Astoria Greengrass will straight up call you out if you try to romance her after impregnating Ginny. I respect that.
I spent way too long trying to figure out why the mind control spell only works on Tuesdays. Something about the moon cycle? The UI is a mess on mobile, buttons overlapping, text cutting off. But I kept playing because somewhere in the code there's a threesome scene with Hermione and Luna that requires very specific dialogue choices and I was determined. The NTR stuff is avoidable but the game doesn't judge you for seeking it out. Which is... something. The transgender character route surprised me. Not because it exists but because it's written with more care than the main story. Make of that what you will. The big cock tag isn't lying. Neither is the pregnancy tag. I accidentally knocked up Tonks and she kept shapeshifting into different pregnant bellies. That's commitment to a bit.
The main quest is basically vanilla dating sim stuff. You're 18, magic university, pick a girl, buy her gifts, say the right things. But then there's a side door in the potions classroom that leads to Luna getting tentacled by the giant squid. Nobody forces you to click that door. It's just there. Waiting. The game has this weird thing where it remembers if you're being a creep or not, and Astoria Greengrass will straight up call you out if you try to romance her after impregnating Ginny. I respect that.
I spent way too long trying to figure out why the mind control spell only works on Tuesdays. Something about the moon cycle? The UI is a mess on mobile, buttons overlapping, text cutting off. But I kept playing because somewhere in the code there's a threesome scene with Hermione and Luna that requires very specific dialogue choices and I was determined. The NTR stuff is avoidable but the game doesn't judge you for seeking it out. Which is... something. The transgender character route surprised me. Not because it exists but because it's written with more care than the main story. Make of that what you will. The big cock tag isn't lying. Neither is the pregnancy tag. I accidentally knocked up Tonks and she kept shapeshifting into different pregnant bellies. That's commitment to a bit.
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👁 2.4K
💬 1
★★★★☆
Phoenix Connection v0.4.2
You know what gets me about these Harry Potter parody games? They always promise the whole "redo your life" thing but then it's just Hermione with bigger tits and maybe a tentacle in the prefect's bathroom. This one though. This one actually made me feel weirdly nostalgic for the books I read as a kid, right before a scene where an elf girl does things with her mouth that would make Madam Pince faint.
The setup is you survived the battle, everyone's dead, and some magical nonsense sends you back. Standard stuff. But the writing has this strange melancholy to it that I wasn't expecting from a game where you can eventually have sex with a forest spirit. The Hermione character, she's not just there to be a reward. There's this moment in the library where she's talking about loss and I actually forgot I was playing something I found on an adult site. Then two scenes later she's stripping and I remembered. The tonal whiplash is real but somehow it works? Like the game doesn't know if it wants to be a romance novel or pure fantasy fulfillment and honestly neither do I.
The monster stuff. Look, I'm a vanilla guy at heart. Give me a good vaginal sex scene with someone who actually likes the protagonist and I'm happy. But the tentacle content here is... there's a scene with a creature in the forbidden forest that I clicked through out of morbid curiosity and ended up not hating. The art style is 2D, kind of rough around the edges, which somehow makes the weirder content less jarring than if it was all realistic 3D models. The handjob scene with the elf character though, that was genuinely tender. She's got these long fingers and the way the dialogue is written made me feel like I was intruding on something private.
The school setting is underused. You get the common rooms and the library but where's the kitchen? The astronomy tower? I wanted more sneaking around at night vibes and instead it's mostly just finding characters in their rooms. Small complaint. The stripping mechanics are whatever, click and clothes come off, you've seen it before. But there's this one moment where Hermione is taking off her robe and the game describes the sound of the fabric and I don't know why that stuck with me. Maybe because the rest of the game is so unpolished that when it tries, it really lands.
The setup is you survived the battle, everyone's dead, and some magical nonsense sends you back. Standard stuff. But the writing has this strange melancholy to it that I wasn't expecting from a game where you can eventually have sex with a forest spirit. The Hermione character, she's not just there to be a reward. There's this moment in the library where she's talking about loss and I actually forgot I was playing something I found on an adult site. Then two scenes later she's stripping and I remembered. The tonal whiplash is real but somehow it works? Like the game doesn't know if it wants to be a romance novel or pure fantasy fulfillment and honestly neither do I.
The monster stuff. Look, I'm a vanilla guy at heart. Give me a good vaginal sex scene with someone who actually likes the protagonist and I'm happy. But the tentacle content here is... there's a scene with a creature in the forbidden forest that I clicked through out of morbid curiosity and ended up not hating. The art style is 2D, kind of rough around the edges, which somehow makes the weirder content less jarring than if it was all realistic 3D models. The handjob scene with the elf character though, that was genuinely tender. She's got these long fingers and the way the dialogue is written made me feel like I was intruding on something private.
The school setting is underused. You get the common rooms and the library but where's the kitchen? The astronomy tower? I wanted more sneaking around at night vibes and instead it's mostly just finding characters in their rooms. Small complaint. The stripping mechanics are whatever, click and clothes come off, you've seen it before. But there's this one moment where Hermione is taking off her robe and the game describes the sound of the fabric and I don't know why that stuck with me. Maybe because the rest of the game is so unpolished that when it tries, it really lands.
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