Gif Hentai Gallery is that kind of filthy little time sink you tell yourself you’ll play “just for a minute” and then you’re suddenly arguing with a fucking trivia question while some elf girl is getting railed in the background. The whole thing feels like one of those old Flash sites someone forgot to shut down, in a good way and in a trash way at the same time. You get a super basic quiz on general knowledge, nothing fancy, no dumb story buildup, no fake “lore”, just: answer right, get more porn; answer wrong, stay horny and pissed. It’s like school but the teacher has huge tits and tentacles waiting in the next slide. Most of the gifs are straight up ripped from hentai anime, monsters and weird fantasy guys slamming big-titted chicks with long ears, mouths full, eyes rolling, all that good degenerate shit. There’s something weirdly nice about how blunt it is: no fake romance, no slow burn, just “here’s a question, now here’s a girl choking on a big cock in perfect looping motion”. Porn and homework in the same place, except this time you actually want to pass.

The gallery is the real reason you stay. You unlock page by page, and some of those loops hit hard. One second it’s a busty mage on her knees, drooling around a thick shaft, her tits bouncing with every thrust, and the next it’s some elf slut pinned to a wall with a monster cock pushing her belly out. The loops are short and low effort, yeah, some look rough as hell, a few even stutter like a boomer meme, but then suddenly there’s that one perfect oral scene where the animation is smooth as fuck and you’re like, ok, I’m not moving from this screen. You’ll see a lot of mouths stretched wide, sloppy spit strings, tongues trying and failing to handle the size. Sometimes the camera angle is so tight you barely see the guy, it’s just lips, shaft, and those tiny “oh fuck” expressions that last like half a second before it repeats. Honestly the “quiz” part is a joke, half the time I’m just guessing when I could literally Google the answer on my phone, but I’m too busy staring at looping ass jiggle. Also whoever picked some of these questions has brain damage. One of them asked something ridiculously basic, then two later expects you to remember some history crap. I got more mad at that than at the monster tentacle ripping a girl’s underwear in one frame and slamming her in the next like it skipped five steps of foreplay.

What kinda cracks me up is how the game pretends to care about your “skill” while rewarding you for being horny, not smart. You screw up a question, you just retry, no penalty except your ego. Then you finally nail a streak and unlock a whole chunk of gifs, and it’s like Christmas if Santa was a hentai addict. Some of the loops are honestly trash, lazy cropping, weird colors, random pixels, like a Discord server dump from 2014 someone turned into a “game”. And then right after that junk you get this clean, high-res fantasy scene of a big-breasted girl riding a beast cock, ears twitching, hair flying, and her mouth opens in this perfect silent scream that just repeats and repeats. It shouldn’t be hot. It is. The fantasy stuff goes pretty hard too, lots of long-eared girls, magic outfits torn off in two frames, bodies bending in ways that’d send a chiropractor to the ER. There’s no slow camera pans, no voice acting, nothing “cinematic”, just raw loops smacking you in the face like, “here, jerk off to this, nerd”. And you know what, for a stupid little quiz slapped on top of a gallery, it kind of works. It’s scuffed, janky, sometimes ugly as hell, but when that one perfect oral gif pops up and you see her cheeks bulging around that massive shaft while her eyes water, you forget the question you just answered and everything feels exactly as wrong as it should.

Astra is exactly that kind of heroine who looks like she belongs in some stiff royal propaganda painting, then opens her mouth and talks like a horny theatre kid who just discovered freedom and lube at the same time. She bolts from her golden cage, lands on this supposedly “remote” island that feels more like a traveling circus mixed with a cabaret and a burlesque tent, and just decides, yeah, I’m a performer now, and also I’m going to fuck whoever catches my eye. The game leans really hard into this traveling-show vibe: backstage drama, improvised acts, horny fans, jealous partners, that awkward moment when your “public performance” accidentally turns way too literal because the monster girl with the big tits misheard the stage direction. There’s this one scene where Astra is trying to rehearse something serious, like political speech level serious, and suddenly the script turns into a dirty poem about her ass halfway through, because of a text mini-game that you kind of flubbed. And she just rolls with it. The crowd goes wild. She blushes, then doubles down and starts describing how she wants to ride a furry mercenary in front of everyone. That’s kind of the whole tone: messy, horny, and surprisingly self-aware about what it is.

What I really enjoyed, as a language nerd, is how the erotic dialogue is half elegant, half absolute trash in the best way. You have Astra saying stuff like “I renounce the crown, I choose my own pleasure” right before she’s getting railed by some huge monster with too many muscles and just enough manners to ask where he can finish. There’s a lot of fun with code switching: royal talk during foreplay, then she drops into full slut mode once the clothes fly off. Some lines clearly came from someone thinking in another language first, which I like a lot. You get these slightly weird metaphors like “your cock is beating at my entrance like a war drum” and it accidentally hits way harder than generic porn talk. The animated sex scenes match that vibe: they’re not trying to be super realistic, they’re just hungry, kinda theatrical. Astra has this enormous ass that the camera absolutely worships, and the game knows very well why half the people are here. The furry designs go all in on curves and fluff, especially when monster girls show up and start comparing whose tits are heavier while you’re deciding which one to help “warm up” before the show. There is one annoying thing: sometimes the choice-heavy system pretends you have ten paths, but a couple times it loops you back to the same scene, like the game’s winking at you and saying yeah, you’re fucking the princess anyway, stop pretending you want to be pure. I wish some of the combat bits mattered more for the sex outcomes, but whatever, I’m already too busy replaying the scene where Astra taunts a pissed-off marquis in full costume, then kneels in front of a “monster” on stage and sucks him off as political theatre while the crowd roars like this is the new constitution.

You start as the guy every NTR story loves to hate, but here you’re the one everyone secretly wants to fuck. No drama about feelings, no crying in the shower, just you walking around town, stacking numbers and ruining relationships for fun. The game throws you into this small city that feels like a horny version of a Facebook friend list: bored wives, frustrated girlfriends, “loyal” fiancées who stop being loyal the second you smile at them. It’s a sandbox, so nothing holds your hand. You just wander, click places, talk shit, flirt, push boundaries, then push them a lot harder. One second you’re casually chatting in a coffee shop, the next you’ve got someone’s big-titted girlfriend on her knees in the back alley, drooling on your cock and trying not to moan too loud because her boyfriend is literally a few meters away staring at his phone like an idiot.

The art is that kind of 2D that looks like it was made by a horny cartoonist who never learned “subtle”. Tits are huge, asses even bigger, everything jiggles when it should, sometimes when it shouldn’t, and the animations focus on the exact things you’re here for: a hand digging into a soft ass while you pound her pussy from behind, lips stretching around your dick, her mascara running while she tries to keep eye contact. There’s this one scene where you’re in some fake “yoga class”, and the instructor’s ass is just in your face in this impossible pose. You do a few dumb dialog choices, pretend to care about breathing and “inner peace”, and ten clicks later you’ve got her bent over the mat, her leggings halfway down, and she’s trying to keep her composure while you fuck her slow and deep. The game loves that contrast: calm setting, then suddenly her moans sync with the little looped animation of her cheeks clapping against your hips. It’s stupid. It’s hot. It works.

What I like is how often the game lets you be an absolute dick and still get rewarded. You can charm them, sure, but you can also just be this cocky bastard, grabbing their ass mid-sentence, shoving their face into your crotch while they “hesitate” for half a line before going full cock worship. There’s a lot of groping and teasing, you get scenes where you’re just casually feeling a girl up while her boyfriend is in the next room, and she whispers “don’t stop” even though her phone keeps lighting up with his messages. The dating sim layer is light but enough to loop you in: raising their affection, figuring out which joke will make them laugh, then using that trust to drag them into your orbit. You’ll go from flirty texts to them sitting in your lap, tits out, grinding on your hard dick while they pretend it’s “just for fun”. And yeah, sometimes the humor is dumb as hell, with stupid puns and over-the-top macho lines that made me roll my eyes, but then the game throws an animation of her sucking you messy, spit strings and everything, and suddenly that joke doesn’t matter anymore. It’s all about you being the bull in a world full of fragile little relationships just waiting to be split open.

Whispers Beneath The Roof feels like the kind of game you open in a second tab while pretending to answer work messages on Slack, then suddenly you realize Gmail’s still on draft and you’re just staring at a pair of thighs on your screen. It sells itself simple: you’re this broke college guy moving into the house of your mom’s friend, planning to just chill, study, jerk off quietly, whatever. Then the house starts feeling way too alive. Tiny looks, long stares, the “accidental” towel slip that is absolutely not accidental. The energy is very “I shouldn’t be seeing this” and the game milks that vibe like crazy.

What stuck with me first is that milf. She’s got that combination of big tits, big ass, “I handle everything in this house” attitude, and this calm smile that looks friendly until you realize she’s reading you like a porn tab history. Loads of teasing, but not cheap teasing. She will lean too close washing dishes, hand brushing your thigh when she clearly has space, casually asking you about your “needs” while you sit there with your dick basically screaming in your boxers. I was playing in Chrome on my laptop and literally found myself leaning closer to the screen when she asked the MC to help massage her shoulders, then slowly guided his hands lower. The game really likes those slow burn scenes where you think “ok, just cleavage and flirting” and then one more click later she’s pressing her foot against your crotch under the table and pretending nothing is happening. That footjob dinner scene made me pause Spotify because I wanted to hear the sound design properly, no joke.

Sex scenes are actually pretty filthy once they kick in. There’s that first time she decides you’re not just the “guest student” anymore and climbs on top of you like she owns the whole situation, which she kind of does. She holds your wrists, grinds on you, keeps eye contact, talks to you like you’re a horny kid who needs to be trained. Full-on female domination vibe, but not leather and chains, more like soft voice, heavy hips, zero mercy. The game lets things build up: she makes you watch her masturbate in just a shirt, makes you finish yourself with her sitting close enough that you can smell her, and then later she simply wraps those thighs around you and says not to pull out. The creampie angle comes in hard, literally, with her tightening around you while whispering stuff right in your ear. Oral, handjobs, all there, usually with her in control of the pace, treating your cock like her personal toy. Sometimes she’s gentle, sometimes she just uses you and walks away like nothing happened, which weirdly turned me on more than the soft stuff.

Not everything hits perfect though. Some of the choices pretend to be big, but they mostly just change if she teases you first or after. The pacing jumps: you go from “I’m a respectful guest” to “I’m licking the same milf’s pussy on the couch while she tells you to stay quiet” a bit too fast in some routes, and one moment of stiff dialogue pulled me right out of it, like the writer forgot how humans talk for one line. But then she pushed the MC’s head back between her legs and I immediately stopped caring. One detail I really liked: her casual barefoot moments. The camera just hangs on her feet on your lap, her toes moving while she asks about your classes, then you notice your dick hard and she notices that you noticed. It’s such a small thing, but that build up to a footjob made the payoff ten times nastier. Also, the first time she makes you finish inside her while she’s on top, holding you down and breathing heavy, then gives you that little lazy smile like “yeah, you’re mine now” felt way too intimate for a browser tab. In a good way. Or a bad way. Hard to tell while you’re wiping your screen.

Tiny stripper with a huge ego problem, that is the whole mood here. You start as this short, kinda basic girl on the pole who has to watch a tall, thick goddess steal every glance, every tip, every horny whisper in the club. The game just throws you right into that feeling of “fuck, I wanna be her, why is everyone drooling over her and not me”. No big prologue, no epic lore, just jealousy with boobs. It feels like watching TikTok bimbo glow‑ups except you actually control the glow‑up and also everyone is naked half the time.

Since it’s a sandbox style thing, you just sort of wander between scenes, poking at stuff until something lewd happens. One moment you are grinding on stage in front of a bored drunk salaryman, the next you are alone in a shitty backroom mirror, clicking through training options that sound like some cursed mix of a gym app and Chaturbate tip menu. “Stretch”, “Practice pole flow”, “Tease routine”, and you’re thinking “ok, this is just flavor”, but then the game quietly changes her body, like, a few inches here, a bit more curve there, her ass jiggles different in the next CG. It’s slow, almost annoyingly slow, like trying to level a stat in some old school JRPG, but then you finally notice that when she bends over to pick the cash off the floor, her panties do not cover shit anymore and suddenly you feel that stupid little dopamine spark. The romance angle is weird, too. You expect some big love story with a client or some manager but it kind of creeps in from the side. At first you are only chasing the tall stripper, hate‑staring at her while she does this lazy hypnotic striptease that the dev clearly enjoyed animating way too much. Then there is this scene in the dressing room where she just casually helps you with your outfit, pulls your thong up tight, fingers brushing where they shouldn’t, and your MC has this confused horny brainfog like “I hate you, please touch me more”. It is not some super deep emotional arc, but it hits that porn logic where jealousy turns into sexual tension so fast your brain does not have time to complain. I actually liked that the game does not pretend to be wholesome. You are chasing attention, tips, and a body that makes people stare. The “romance” is tied to that, so when you finally manage to outshine her on stage, she gets this flustered face in a CG and the next scene is basically her “teaching” you how to really strip, which is just an excuse for some pretty explicit grinding, licking, and “oops, I dropped my bra, help me pick it up with your mouth”.

What really stuck in my head was one small thing: the club playlist is fake of course, just background loops, but the way scenes cut, it feels like that one shitty night when Spotify keeps giving you the same three tracks and you are still trying to do a sexy routine to it. I kept thinking, “change this damn song”, but I never did. The short length of the game actually works strangely nice. You go from flat to stacked in what feels like the time it takes to scroll horny Twitter, and the visual novel parts are just enough to give context to the CGs without drowning you in walls of text. Sometimes the MC’s reactions are all over the place, though. One moment she is shy as fuck, covering her nipples with both hands during a private dance, next moment she is grinding her wet pussy on a stranger’s lap like she has been doing OnlyFans lives for ten years, and the game just shrugs and continues. I kind of wish there was one more step where you could actually choose to stay smaller and focus on technique instead of size, but I also know I would instantly click the “grow more” option again because watching her tits and ass upgrade is half the fun. The best part is when you hit that first full nude stage show, with the big stripper watching from the side, arms crossed, and you suddenly realize you are not the tiny one anymore. The camera lingers on her face, then on your new curves, then on the pile of crumpled bills between your legs, and it is cheap, horny, and honestly pretty hot. Then the scene ends a bit too fast, like someone pressed “skip” by accident, and leaves you staring at the menu, already thinking “ok, maybe one more training session”.

Finn is that guy in the office who pretends to care about firewalls while actually staring at cameras more than spreadsheets. Cyber security specialist, nice salary, boring job, except his whole workplace is basically one big horny playground because he rigged the system so he can watch his wife, Luna, from every angle. And yeah, the game knows exactly what it’s doing with that. You’re sitting there, in his chair, with a dozen screens glowing, and on half of them Luna is stretching in tight shorts, or showering with the door “accidentally” left half open, or chatting with some dude who smiles just a bit too wide. It’s a voyeur fantasy, but not the usual “secret creepy dude in the bushes” thing. This is your own wife, who actually loves you, smiles at the camera sometimes, then forgets it’s even there and shows way more than she probably should.

Luna is written like that sporty girl you see in Instagram reels: cute, bouncy, kind of too trusting, and always wearing something that clings where it shouldn’t. One moment she’s laughing on the couch in a tank top, sitting on your lap and stroking you lazily while she talks about her day, giving you a messy handjob that feels more like teasing than real relief. Next scene, she’s in the kitchen, licking some cream off her finger in a way that clearly isn’t just about the cream, and of course Finn has zoomed in, watching her tongue in HD while he palms himself. The 3D models do a lot of heavy lifting here; her tits compress realistically when she leans on the counter, her ass has that slight bounce when she walks away, and when you finally get her naked on the bed and slide between her legs, there’s this slow, wet, unhurried vaginal scene where the camera just sits right in the best angle and lets the rhythm speak. Sometimes that same bed is where you fuck her tits, with her trying to keep eye contact, cheeks flushed, your cock sliding between her boobs while she keeps licking at the tip when it pops up. It looks stupidly good and also slightly ridiculous, which somehow makes it hotter.

The game is weird because it pretends to be about “who is stealing money from the company” but half the clues are basically excuses to put Luna in more dangerous, horny situations. You go through logs, check cameras, see her in the gym flirting with a muscular guy who spots her a little too close, his hands “helping” on her hips, fingers pressing in, and you just know this can turn into groping if you push the story that way. Sometimes you do nothing and just watch, her tits bouncing while she does squats, sweat on her back, earbuds in. Other times you nudge things and suddenly there’s a scene in the locker room where the towel slips and she’s standing there completely nude, pretending to be shy but not actually reaching for it too fast. Exhibitionism sneaks in like that, little by little. There are moments where she’s out on the balcony in just a loose shirt, no panties, the city lights behind her, and you watch from the security feed while she fingers herself for you, or for whoever might be watching. Hard to tell, and that’s sort of the point.

It doesn’t stay soft for long either. There’s a whole side of the story that pushes into more rough territory when other men get involved, and it hits that messy space between swinging and full-on cheating. One evening you see Luna on a date she thinks is “just business drinks”, legs crossed in a short dress, and the guy’s hand slowly rides up her thigh under the table. She fakes a scolding look but doesn’t move his hand away. Later, in the car, he’s got her kneeling over his lap, giving him sloppy oral, drool running down her chin while you watch on your phone like a fucking addict, hating it and jerking off at the same time. In another branch, there’s a black coworker who takes the flirting way further, pinning her against the office window at night, one hand on her throat, the other dragging her panties aside and pushing into her from behind. The game lingers on that tight anal scene where she’s gasping, fingernails scratching the glass, torn between pain and pleasure. And you’re there, again, only as a watcher. Sometimes the camera cuts to Finn gritting his teeth and stroking himself while his wife gets filled by someone else, sometimes it doesn’t, which somehow feels worse.

There’s also more tender stuff, surprisingly. Quiet evenings where Luna is on top, riding slow, talking dirty in your ear, promising it’s only you while she grinds your cock inside her and you grab her ass. Then later that same night she’s drunk and giggly, stripping for some “private game” that accidentally is very public because she forgot one camera is always recording. Watching her give a friend a “silly” lap dance that turns into full lesbian grinding, hands under tops, mouths on nipples, then full-on pussy eating on the couch, that’s where the teasing turns into full voyeurism again. The sexual harassment bits aren’t played soft either: a boss brushing too close to her at work, a hand staying a little too long on her waist, then a full-on scene in his office if you let it happen, where she’s bent over the desk, skirt up, panties shoved aside, her trying to protest but moaning anyway. None of it feels safe, and that’s kind of the hook, even when the game pretends it’s about catching a thief. I keep meaning to complain about how Finn types on his keyboard. He just hammers the keys like he’s never seen a PC before and it drives me nuts every time. And then I forget because Luna is on-screen again, half naked, doing something she probably shouldn’t be doing for anyone but you. Or maybe she always was doing it for you and you just lost control of the story somewhere along the way.

A pair of seductive ladies from the world of "Fairy Tail" are on a raw mission. Angel and Meredy can’t get enough of riding big, thick dicks until they’re drenched in cream. No fancy rules here - just lean back, relax, and watch as these sultry babes take control in the most exposed way possible.

At the park, these two sex-hungry vixens strip down to barely-there clothes, searching for two massive, rock-hard cocks to satisfy their dirty craving. The thrill of being slightly exposed only fuels their lust. Watch their bodies move up and down with each deep thrust. Their round, juicy butts glisten with sweat and slick drips of love juice, proof they’re lost in pure carnal bliss.

This intense little park escapade doesn’t need endless clicks, so you can focus on the passionate pounding between Angel and Meredy. Neither cares about prying eyes or curious passersby - they just want to ride those cocks until they explode with pleasure.

There’s a wild energy pulsing between these two fairy tail beauties, making this more than just a quick fuck session. It’s a public orgy of desire. Whether you’re into the reverse cowgirl rides or the tight spots begging to be filled, Angel and Meredy are ready to take it there. The sweaty glow on their skin, the way their big boobs bounce with every hard slam - this is fantasy spilled over into real fucked-up delight.

If you’re craving the freakiest, most uninhibited action, this game delivers without fuss. Join them in this short but hardcore adventure and watch your fantasy unravel right before your eyes.

Angel and Meredy are ready to make you drool with their naughty antics. This is rough, passionate, and utterly uncut.

Don’t keep them waiting. Your next messy creampie session is just a click away.

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A pair of seductive ladies from the world of "Fairy Tail" are on a raw mission. Angel and Meredy can’t get enough of riding big, thick dicks until they’re drenched in cream. No fancy rules here - just lean back, relax, and watch as these sultry babes take control in the most exposed way possible.

At the park, these two sex-hungry vixens strip down to barely-there clothes, searching for two massive, rock-hard cocks to satisfy their dirty craving. The thrill of being slightly exposed only fuels their lust. Watch their bodies move up and down with each deep thrust. Their round, juicy butts glisten with sweat and slick drips of love juice, proof they’re lost in pure carnal bliss.

This intense little park escapade doesn’t need endless clicks, so you can focus on the passionate pounding between Angel and Meredy. Neither cares about prying eyes or curious passersby - they just want to ride those cocks until they explode with pleasure.

There’s a wild energy pulsing between these two fairy tail beauties, making this more than just a quick fuck session. It’s a public orgy of desire. Whether you’re into the reverse cowgirl rides or the tight spots begging to be filled, Angel and Meredy are ready to take it there. The sweaty glow on their skin, the way their big boobs bounce with every hard slam - this is fantasy spilled over into real fucked-up delight.

If you’re craving the freakiest, most uninhibited action, this game delivers without fuss. Join them in this short but hardcore adventure and watch your fantasy unravel right before your eyes.

Angel and Meredy are ready to make you drool with their naughty antics. This is rough, passionate, and utterly uncut.

Don’t keep them waiting. Your next messy creampie session is just a click away.

Mark's got this weird luck where his old friend Eve hooks him up with both a job AND a place to crash in some new city. Sounds too good to be true? Yeah, that's because it fucking is. What starts as your typical "thanks for helping me out" situation quickly turns into something way more interesting when you realize Eve's got this whole crew of friends who are... let's say very open-minded about entertainment.

The whole thing revolves around these board game nights that aren't exactly Monopoly, if you catch my drift. There's this stripping element that escalates pretty naturally - nobody's just randomly getting naked for no reason, which I actually appreciate. The AI-generated visuals do their job well enough, though sometimes the animations feel a bit stiff. Not gonna lie, I've seen smoother movement in other games, but when things get heated the scenes deliver what you're looking for. The vaginal content is pretty straightforward, nothing too crazy or experimental, just solid fucking that gets the job done. Mark as a protagonist is... fine? He's not the most interesting guy but he's not completely braindead either, which puts him ahead of half the male leads in these games.

What really works here is the humor mixed in with the spicy stuff. Like, you're not just clicking through endless dialogue to get to the good parts - there's actual funny moments that made me chuckle between the sexy times. The party atmosphere feels genuine too, like these people actually enjoy hanging out together instead of just existing to fuck the main character. Though I gotta say, the board game mechanics could use some work - sometimes it's unclear what you're supposed to do next and you end up clicking around randomly. Still, when everything clicks together - the friends dynamic, the gradual escalation, the decent sex scenes - it creates this nice flow where you're not just hunting for the next nude scene but actually enjoying the whole experience.

Tokyo Hotel feels like someone took that fantasy you get after scrolling too long on Instagram and then getting lost in Japanese travel vlogs on YouTube, then just said “ok, but what if every girl you meet wants to fuck you.” You land in Tokyo, and instead of grinding through boring small talk, you basically fall straight into this neon soap opera where every woman looks like she just stepped out from a dating app but hotter, and for some reason they all think you’re worth their time. The game calls itself a visual novel, but it doesn’t really pretend to be deep. You click, you read, you pick choices, and suddenly the quiet student that barely looked at you is on her knees in some cramped hotel room, panting in that soft Japanese voice that makes your brain melt. I didn’t expect the sex scenes to actually move that nicely but when the first animated scene kicked in, with the girl riding you and the sound of her moans matching the motion, I kinda forgot I had Discord open behind it. I liked that each girl doesn’t just feel like a copy paste with a different haircut. The office lady acting all respectable then grabbing your tie and telling you she “really needs to relax” after work hit way harder than I thought. Then again, half the time I just skipped her normal dialog to get to the part where she’s bent over the hotel bed, so maybe I don’t appreciate her “depth” that much.

Music is surprisingly chill. It’s that soft lounge stuff you’d expect in a slightly shady bar that still pretends to be classy. After a while I stopped hearing it consciously, which is probably good. What stuck more was the voices. The girls whispering, gasping, sometimes trying to hold it in and failing, that shit sells the whole fantasy hard. One scene with the shy girl trying to keep quiet in a thin-walled room, biting her lip every time you push deeper, had me pausing just to catch my breath, and I don’t do that often. Some parts annoyed me though. Like, the text sometimes takes forever to auto-progress and the font spacing looks a bit off in certain menus and for some reason that pissed me off more than any bug in Baldur’s Gate 3 ever did. The choices can feel fake sometimes, like you pick the “gentle” option or the “tease her” option and you still end up with her riding you anyway, just with two different lines before the same scene. I pretend my choices matter but half the time I’m just clicking whatever is closest to the mouse. Also at one point I accidentally clicked past a really hot line and there’s no quick rewind, so yeah, thanks for nothing. Still, the game does this thing where you finish a route, swear you’re done, then notice another girl on the selection screen with that smug look, and suddenly you’re like “ok, one more night, I’ll just check how wild she gets.” To get the most out of it, don’t rush everything in one go. Put on headphones, close all the other tabs, let the girls talk a bit before you skip, and when the animated scenes hit, just sit back, stop trying to theorycraft the “best route,” and let Tokyo fuck your brain for a while.