Ahri's tail physics alone made me stick around longer than I planned. Not even joking. The way it sways when she walks, when she takes a hit, when the clothes start coming off. League of Pussy knows exactly what it's doing with the source material, even if the top down RPG bits feel like they were bolted on after the fact.

Combat is simple enough. WASD movement, left click one weapon, right click another, shift to dash, E for potions. You'll mash through minion waves, pick up loot, occasionally stop to appreciate the champion busts when their HP drops and the outfit shreds. Sona's scene especially. Voice acting is actually there for most of them, which surprised me. Not AAA quality but enough to keep one hand free, if you catch my drift.

The dungeon crawling itself is whatever. Hit walls, see impact effects, move to next stage manually now so you can farm or just stare at the aftermath. Skill points at level one, five of them, then one per level. Standard stuff. But there's this minion conquering option now, three new girls plus a super rare one. That's where the replay value hides. You'll grind for that rare spawn like it's a shiny Pokemon.

Achievements got added too. Some of them are exactly what you'd expect from a game like this. One of them I won't spoil but let's just say the dev knows his audience.

The writing has that fan game energy, rough around the edges but sincere. Like someone spent way too long in the R34 tags and decided to make a whole game about it. And honestly? Respect. The music track loops a bit too much and the menu navigation feels clunky, but you're not here for the UI.

Patron version has an extra champion. The free one still gives you plenty to work with. Just remember to hold left click if you want to skip dialogue, though why would you skip the sex scenes? That's the whole point.