The Ahri splash art is spot on, that specific fox tail curve from the original skin, but then the top down pixel sprite just looks like a blonde smear. I spent way too long in the first room just tapping left click on a wall because the impact effects are new and honestly more satisfying than the combat for the first ten levels. The wall crack pattern is weirdly detailed.

The voice acting. I need to talk about it because nobody else will. During the first Sona encounter, her moans have this slight reverb that doesn't match the tiny dungeon room acoustics. But my brain filled in the rest because the bust art is so accurate to her League splash that I forgot I was playing something made in what feels like a fever dream version of RPG Maker. You hold left click to skip text but I didn't, because the backstory dump for the reworked champions is surprisingly coherent for a game where you can also just right click enemies with a weapon and dash with shift like it's Hades but horny.

The minion conquering option. Three new girls plus a super rare one. I found two. The super rare one never spawned and I circled the same dungeon floor for fifteen minutes wondering if the loot drops were tied to it. They're not. The shops are there, I bought a potion, pressed E, it healed me. Revolutionary. Achievements pop up for things you didn't know you did, like hitting a wall enough times probably. The game forgets it has a story sometimes and just becomes a loop of killing things and hoping the next champion bust appears with torn clothes because entering the next stage is manual now, so you can just stare at the aftermath. I did that. The music track loops aggressively but the sex scenes are detailed enough that you stop noticing.

Amidst the tangled reeds and mist, a solitary witch confronts a grave challenge. The essence of her magic is fading as her supplies run dry.

Desperation grows with every step, as terrifying beasts claim what was once hers. Their unnatural resistance to her magic leaves her powerless and vulnerable.

Despite the darkness, a stubborn flame of resolve burns bright. Her voice carries through the mist, beckoning a hero to rise.

Now emerges your opportunity to aid the enchantress in her time of need. Not just any witch, she captivates with her stunning red hair and fierce beauty. She offers more than thanks - her gifts are as tempting as her bewitching gaze.

Navigate the eerie wetlands, each step revealing new perils and mysteries. Battle nightmarish beasts that shrug off your arcane assaults. Rely on your resourcefulness and courage to survive the unyielding threats.

Delve into a captivating top-down role-playing experience filled with wonder and desire. Your actions influence the unfolding tale, weaving bonds of trust and temptation. Uncover the multifaceted nature of a witch who embodies both danger and desire.

In this mystical bog, every corner holds a secret waiting to be unveiled. More than gathering ingredients, your quest leads to an intimate alliance with the witch. Get ready for trials that intertwine combat, exploration, and passionate discovery.

Experience a narrative woven from threads of threat, temptation, and tenacity. As the saga progresses, the swamp's secrets and the witch’s true nature come to light. Can you navigate the perilous swamp and claim the treasures that await you?

Engage in an odyssey shaped by courage, uncertainty, and intimate connection. The enchantress’s call, the beastly menace, and your fearless aid unite. Interwoven, they form a rich narrative tapestry of challenge and charm.

At last, your actions determine the balance between ruin and redemption. Are you the one destined to save the swamp and win the enchantress’s heart?

Grondes is back from whatever mess happened with Eriddini Deepforged and she's got a pub. Not just any pub, her dead granddad's place, and the first thing she does is decide nah, this isn't a pub anymore. It's a brothel now. The pixel art is rough, like someone made it in MS Paint while distracted, and the sex scenes? There are no images. Literally none. The devs straight up admit they can't draw and are begging for an illustrator in the game's description. Bold move.

The whole thing runs on arrow keys and Z to confirm, X to cancel. You're managing this dive bar turned whorehouse, fixing broken floorboards, upgrading to a dance floor because apparently that's what high class means in Brugeria. There's a cheat chest with 2500 gold and 100 beer just sitting there, which I obviously used because grinding repairs without it felt like watching paint dry. Clients shuffle in between 7 and 20, and you can offer sex services right away. Hired one waitress after patching up the walls. She wants daily pay. The nerve.

The menu system is a mess. Press Esc when you're doing nothing to access it, which took me an embarrassing amount of clicking to figure out. Sound levels are adjustable in options, but the music loops are so short I turned that off fast. There's supposed to be bandit encounters coming, monthly taxes, debt penalties that game over you, more workers, bathroom upgrades, a love story with some childhood friend named Saron. None of that's in yet. What's here is a skeleton of a brothel sim with placeholder everything and a weird charm that comes from two guys who clearly love RPGs but can't draw tits to save their lives. The Patreon link is right there if you want to fund their art crisis.

Take on the role of Lioncard, a fierce and fearless warrior known for tackling any perilous mission that no one else dares to accept. The safety of your homeland and its people drives you forward without pause - encountering beautiful women who won't just watch you pass by but will eagerly respond to your seduction.

Save helpless maidens from the clutches of vile enemies, engage in fierce combat against ruthless opponents, collect valuable coins and rewards to upgrade your gear, and improve your armor and weapons to handle increasingly dangerous foes.

Each conquest proves your strength and pushes you further to claim the title of the realm’s greatest champion.

Here, brutal combat intertwines with steamy encounters that test your wits as much as your strength. Can you fight your way to glory while winning the hearts (and bodies) of those you save?

Prepare yourself for relentless action, thrilling encounters, and endless possibilities for pleasure and power.

Don’t hesitate - the kingdom needs a hero, and those beautiful temptresses won’t seduce themselves.

Jump into the fray, where every choice can lead to glory or ruin, and every night promises a new conquest.