Ahri's tail physics alone made me stick around longer than I planned. Not even joking. The way it sways when she walks, when she takes a hit, when the clothes start coming off. League of Pussy knows exactly what it's doing with the source material, even if the top down RPG bits feel like they were bolted on after the fact.

Combat is simple enough. WASD movement, left click one weapon, right click another, shift to dash, E for potions. You'll mash through minion waves, pick up loot, occasionally stop to appreciate the champion busts when their HP drops and the outfit shreds. Sona's scene especially. Voice acting is actually there for most of them, which surprised me. Not AAA quality but enough to keep one hand free, if you catch my drift.

The dungeon crawling itself is whatever. Hit walls, see impact effects, move to next stage manually now so you can farm or just stare at the aftermath. Skill points at level one, five of them, then one per level. Standard stuff. But there's this minion conquering option now, three new girls plus a super rare one. That's where the replay value hides. You'll grind for that rare spawn like it's a shiny Pokemon.

Achievements got added too. Some of them are exactly what you'd expect from a game like this. One of them I won't spoil but let's just say the dev knows his audience.

The writing has that fan game energy, rough around the edges but sincere. Like someone spent way too long in the R34 tags and decided to make a whole game about it. And honestly? Respect. The music track loops a bit too much and the menu navigation feels clunky, but you're not here for the UI.

Patron version has an extra champion. The free one still gives you plenty to work with. Just remember to hold left click if you want to skip dialogue, though why would you skip the sex scenes? That's the whole point.

That quiz. Again. My brain still remembers the exact shade of blue on the wrong answer screen from the first Summoner thing, and here it is, back like a rash you can't scratch. You're clicking through medieval trivia, something about a castle or a relic, I don't know, I was just mashing. The whole setup is a thin excuse, a paper-thin veil between you and the one animation they've got. And the questions aren't even clever. It's like they found a "Ye Olde Quiz" generator from 2003 and just slapped it in.

But then you get to Poppy. And fuck, the roughness of it. It's not just hard sex, it's that specific, jarring animation style where limbs seem to move a frame too fast, like a gif with the speed cranked up. There's a moment where the loop resets and her expression just snaps back to neutral for a single, horrifying frame before the moaning starts again. It's so unpolished it circles back around to being hypnotic. The oral part with Sona, if you can even call it that, feels like two action figures being mashed together by a kid who just discovered what friction is. The sound design is probably just a single wet slap on repeat, but in my memory it's a whole symphony of cheap, sticky clicks.

I wish there was a skip button for the quiz. There won't be. That's the whole game. The entire "journey" is a multiple-choice gatekeeper for a single, jittery loop of Poppy getting railed. It's like the creator had a very specific, very intense League fantasy and built the most minimal possible scaffolding around it to call it a game. The whole thing feels like a corrupted file you'd find on a forgotten forum, a relic from when "adult game" meant a single Flash animation behind a trivia wall. No polish, no smooth transitions, just raw, unapologetic smut with a question mark. The Summoner's journey is a straight line to a single, rough destination, and honestly, the clunky honesty of it is almost refreshing.