This one looks innocent at first, like some cheap mobile drama game you’d find between Candy Crush and Duolingo, and then suddenly you’re stuck in this tiny apartment where everybody’s boobs and asses need their own postal code. You play as this young guy, stuck in a cramped place with “roommates” that feel way too close to be just roommates, if you know what I mean. The older woman in the house is clearly on the “I raised you, but now I’m bending over in yoga pants for no reason” side of things. Big tits, big ass, no personal space, and she keeps walking around the kitchen in a tank top that’s absolutely not safe for children. Or adults, to be honest. I was checking Instagram between scenes and felt weird even having this game open in the same room as my kid’s tablet. At the same time I kept playing, so maybe I’m the problem here. You get a lot of teasing: she leans too close when she talks, grabs your arm for tiny things, “accidentally” presses her chest on you when reaching behind your chair. They pretend it’s normal family affection, but it’s not the kind you talk about at Sunday lunch.

What gets me is how the game keeps asking you if you want to be the nice supportive guy or the controlling jerk. It pops up with these choices like “comfort her” or “lay down the rules” and you’re there thinking, ok, this is mature relationship stuff. Then two clicks later you’re staring at her ass in tight shorts while she does the dishes and the text is like “you can’t help but look.” It feels a bit like those trashy TikTok point-of-view videos, just interactive. The other girl in the house, the roommate, is younger and acts like she’s totally casual with walking around in tiny shorts, sitting on the couch with her legs open, pretending she doesn’t notice your eyes glued to her. She calls you out for being strict, then five minutes later she’s stretched over your lap to “reach something” and the camera angle is right on her butt. And I hate how good the expressions are, but they also look a little plastic sometimes, like everyone had the same face filter from Snapchat, and then you forget that complaint immediately when the MILF leans in with her tits almost falling out. The relationships feel messy, like some weird mix of porn, actual family drama, and that anxiety you get when your WhatsApp shows a message from two people at once and you know you answered the wrong one too flirty. There were moments I genuinely felt bad choosing the more dominant options, and then a scene pops where she bites her lip because you talked rough to her and you’re like, alright, this is absolutely not going on my “recent apps” screen when someone borrows my phone. The game pretends it’s about “how you want to live your life,” but let’s be real, most of the time it’s about how long you can keep your hands off the curvy woman bending over in front of the fridge.

This thing absolutely feels like the result of someone horny, bored and a bit too obsessed with Harry Potter porn on Xvideos, in the best and worst way. You play a male wizard tossed back to some weird 70s version of magic school, and everything has that “almost familiar but off” vibe. It’s clearly Hogwarts but also legally not Hogwarts and that actually makes it hotter somehow. The school corridors are all quiet and soft lit, plenty of little corners where you can just stop and peek at stuff you’re not supposed to see. The first time I followed one witch after curfew, I was just clicking around for a random event and suddenly I’m spying through a keyhole while she’s practicing “magic focus” with a dildo the size of a wand, panting into a pillow. That voyeur moment hit harder than half the porn I have saved on my phone. And then the game acts like it’s your fault for watching too long. Which is accurate, honestly.

The teasing is where it really got me. It doesn’t rush right into sex unless you deliberately brute-force it. Witches will lean just a bit too close during classes, robes slip open a few pixels too far, they bend down to pick up books and the camera angle is just perfectly trashy. I liked how one girl pretends to be all strict and dominant, scolding you for not paying attention, then “punishes” you in a private tutoring session by making you kneel and focus while she slowly wraps her tits around your cock. No background music, just her breathing and a couple of quiet voice lines, and you can choose to either obey or grab her waist and break the mood. I picked obey, obviously. Or maybe not, now that I think back. Anyway the titfuck scene is surprisingly emotional for something that also made me pause my Spotify because it was getting distracting. The writing swings from horny jokes to soft romance to lowkey bullying in a way that feels like scrolling through Reddit gone wrong. One moment you’re testing some charm, next moment she’s using that spell to tie your hands magically while she rides you, talking trash in your ear, completely in charge. People looking for pure vanilla might complain, but honestly the femdom flavor fits the whole witch fantasy. The only thing that annoyed me is how sometimes you spend way too long clicking every shiny thing in a classroom just to trigger a single groping animation, and then it’s over in ten seconds. I still kept doing it. I hate myself a little for that.

The “sandbox” part is strange but kind of addictive. You wander around the school, poke at random magical crap, and every now and then you unlock a new scene or a tiny quest. There was this moment where I found a cursed mirror hidden behind some dusty curtains and instead of a jumpscare or something, it showed a witch undressing in another room in real time, touching herself with a wand between her legs while you choose to watch longer or back off. Of course I watched longer. It felt like one of those shitty porn pop-up ads made into an actual game mechanic. The parody humor hits and misses: some spell names are intentionally stupid, like a charm that “helps circulation” and is just an excuse for a handjob in the infirmary, with the nurse slowly stroking you while complaining about school regulations. The tone jumps around a lot. One witch is written like a proper romance route, with soft moments in the library, holding hands, kissing in the courtyard after class, then she surprises you with a blowjob under the table while a teacher is talking, trying not to laugh as you struggle to keep eye contact. Another witch is basically chaos with a wand, turning your clothes invisible in public, using toys on herself in the dorm while she forces you to stay on lookout at the door. I kept thinking I would get tired of the point and click parts, but then some little animated gesture or facial reaction would drag me right back in. It’s messy, horny, a bit broken in pacing, and the romance is twisted in that way where you end up wanting these girls to obsess over you forever. Which is probably not healthy, but alright.

This one feels like some horny fever dream you had after falling asleep with a border documentary on Netflix and porn still open in another tab. You start out just trying to get north, nothing fancy, just a dude on the road, but everything along the way turns sideways so fast it’s kind of hilarious. One minute some official-looking woman is questioning you about paperwork, the next she’s grinding that huge ass on your lap and “searching” you with her mouth, like she’s checking your passport with her tongue. The tone jumps around a lot, in a good way and sometimes in a “what the fuck is going on” way. One scene has you flustered and embarrassed while a stacked futa in a uniform toys with you, calling you cute and asking if you’re scared of her big cock, and then later you’re the one begging her to pound you harder while your face is pressed into the mattress. It feels less like a clean power fantasy and more like this messy, horny road trip where your character’s sense of self just keeps slipping every time someone with tits and attitude shows up.

The humor is actually decent, not that cringe “haha meme reference” kind of thing, more like awkward timing and characters being weirdly casual about really fucked up sexual situations. You’ll be in some tiny room, fluorescent light buzzing, this tall trans girl blocking the door with a lazy smile, playing with a toy like it’s just another day in the office, and she goes “oh, don’t worry, I only break tourists a little” before shoving you onto the bed. There’s a scene with a futa smuggler who uses you as part of a “demonstration,” sits on your face while talking business with someone else, and you’re just stuck there, muffled, while they argue numbers. You barely see the choices coming half the time. Sometimes a dialogue option that sounds like a joke suddenly throws you into a collar, kneeling between someone’s legs, getting mouthfucked until the screen is basically just balls and stomach. Other times you try to act all submissive and it backfires and she calls you boring, then decides to entertain herself by pegging you way rougher than you were ready for, and yeah, your character ends up liking it more than he should.

What caught me off guard is how the “corruption” part creeps in slow. At the start the MC is like “no, that’s too far” and “I’m straight, I don’t do that,” then one blowjob later he’s letting a cock slap his cheek while he complains about it, and a few scenes after that he’s bracing himself, opening up for anal like it’s just another Tuesday. There’s some light bullying in the sex too, especially from the more dominant women, they’ll tease you about how quick you cum, push your head down on their cock, laugh when you gag, then reward you with a softer moment that doesn’t last long before they flip you around again. The toys show up in all the wrong times, like you’re already exhausted and then she pulls out a vibrator and decides your ass still has “room for improvement.” It’s not really subtle. You’ll probably reload a few times after getting a “bad” ending where you pissed off the wrong chick by pretending you aren’t into her, but the game lowkey wants you to lean into the filth. The only thing that annoyed me is all the clicking between the good stuff, it feels like scrolling TikTok for porn and getting recipe videos in between, but whatever, once the futas start using your body like their personal stress relief, your hand forgets to be annoyed.

Gloria is that kind of ex you swear you’re done with, then see her again and your whole brain melts out through your dick. The game drops you right in her apartment, and she’s this tall redhead with a body that looks like it was drawn by somebody who definitely spends too long on porn subreddits. Big tits that move when she laughs, ass that keeps stealing the camera, and that smug little smile like she already knows she can get you to do whatever. It’s not subtle. She’s basically walking sexual history, that person who knows exactly how you moan, what pace makes your legs shake, and uses it without mercy. As someone who spends way too much time thinking about power and gender and who gets to want what, I kind of love how she doesn’t even pretend to be the “nice girl”. She wants to fuck, loudly, on her terms. And the game just lets her be that without punishing her for it. At the same time, you’re still the one “in control”, which is funny, because half the time I felt like I was following her script.

Then there’s Jeanie. Jeanie is that bitchy friend who walks into the room and instantly changes the air. She’s not just a background character. She’s this constant pressure on the scene, like a neighbor that might bang on the wall, but with eyeliner and attitude. The tension comes from trying to get Gloria off while Jeanie is in the house, and that mix of fear and horny works way better than it has any right to. You’re trying to keep Gloria quiet, but she loves teasing, loves pushing you to the point where you can’t think straight, and the game absolutely leans into that. There’s this moment where you’ve got your hand wrapped around her throat, not hard, just enough to make her eyes go soft, and you’re also trying to slap duct tape over her mouth before she moans too loud. It’s ridiculous. And hot. The animations make that tiny shift in her expression when she’s caught between obeying you and wanting to scream, and I swear I replayed that bit like three times. The handjob scenes are like that too. She’s stroking you slow, locking eyes, whispering shit that would get a Twitch channel banned instantly, then smirking because she knows Jeanie is right down the hall. I wish some of the dialogue didn’t sound like it was written by someone with Pornhub open in the next tab, but when it hits, it hits. And yeah, from a gender studies angle, the game is technically giving you the role of the one in charge, but honestly it feels more like Gloria is weaponizing her own body, her ass, her tits, her noise, to push you exactly where she wants you. You’re the one holding her mouth shut, but she’s the one running the show.