Ash is a horny idiot in this one, and I mean that in a good way. The whole thing feels like someone took the old Pokémon anime, mixed it with a dumb meme thread from Reddit, then said “ok but what if it was all about fucking Sarena instead of catching anything.” You start as this slightly older Ash, already a trainer, already a bit cocky, but still dense as hell about romance. Sarena is glued to him, you can see she wants his dick from like the first scene, and he’s out here talking about training strategy while her skirt keeps riding higher. The game keeps playing with that contrast. One moment they’re arguing about which move is best for a gym fight, next scene she’s pressing him against a wall in some random Pokémon Center corridor and asking very clearly if he wants her. It sort of pretends to be wholesome romance for like one scene, and then the clothes just… vanish.

What caught me off guard is how the “puzzle” stuff is not really about brain work, it’s more like soft foreplay with extra steps. There’s one scene where you’re moving little icons around, matching types and moves, and the more correct chains you make, the more Sarena’s outfit changes. At first it’s just a jacket off, then stockings get ripped, then suddenly she’s in this insane lingerie that no normal trainer would wear outdoors. I actually got stuck on a really simple tile rotate thing because I was looking at her ass on the side panel, twitching every time the CG updated. It annoyed me so much because the rotation was like 90 degrees off and I kept misclicking, and the game never explains the rules properly, it just expects your horny brain to figure it out. Then, right after you finally solve it, the reward scene is Sarena pushing Ash down on the grass and riding him like he’s a mount, all while teasing him about being better at “other kinds of training.” That whole bit is ridiculously hot and also kind of stupid, in a good way. Or maybe not good, I’m not even sure.

Combat is there, but it’s basically foreplay with hit points. You pick moves, watch a short sequence, and the actual important part is that Sarena comments on how “worked up” he gets when he wins. There’s this one battle where if you choose a more reckless, high damage combo, Sarena later pins Ash to a tree and says she likes his aggressive side, then starts rubbing him through his pants while talking about strategy like nothing is happening. And if you play it safer in that same fight, she instead cuddles up in the tent afterward and slowly talks him into undressing, like a slow burn scene that suddenly turns filthy when she climbs on top and starts using her mouth first, then more. The game pretends your choices matter a lot, but actually the result is always Sarena getting fucked silly, only the route to reach that changes a bit. I loved that, and at the same time it made everything feel cheap, like “wow, my big moral choice just decides if she rides him facing forward or backward.” Still, when Ash finally grabs her hips and slams into her from behind while she’s half bent over her travel bag, moaning about how she doesn’t care about badges anymore, only him, I completely forgot I wanted something smarter from it. He is still a virgin idiot in some scenes, and somehow also a sex god in others, but whatever. It’s horny Pokémon parody brain, not science.

The game drops you into this little romantic test lab where everything is shiny and wet at the same time, and for some reason that combo actually works. You’re a guy orbiting around this girl who looks like she’s been sculpted in a high-end porn studio, but the story keeps trying to pretend she’s just “a friend” or “someone important” or whatever. It feels like standing in a slow elevator with your crush while both of you pretend you’re staring at the floor number. Except here, the floor number has tits and a tongue and the camera really likes close-ups. It’s a kinetic thing, so you’re not doing the usual choice spam, you’re more like watching your own bad decisions play out in 3D. And because you can’t change anything, every time the guy hesitates before kissing her you kinda want to grab him by the neck and slam his face into hers. In a loving way. Mostly.

Sex-wise, the game goes straight for that “we know each other too well to be doing this, but we’re doing this anyway” vibe. Handjob in a place you really shouldn’t be getting one, like the camera is practically winking at you: yeah, someone could walk in, keep stroking. That whole exhibition angle is not over the top, just this light thrill, like when you’re sexting while sitting in a Zoom call and praying you don’t screen-share the wrong window. Then there’s the lesbian stuff which sneaks up on you, because one second the girl is “just curious” and five seconds later there’s tongue and moaning and someone’s fingers glistening under soft lighting. You’re stuck as the male protagonist watching two women get each other worked up and then somehow you’re allowed in, which is very generous of the universe. Oral, vaginal, hands, the usual porn logic progression, except the pacing is slower than I expected in a good way until suddenly it isn’t and scenes just cut a bit too fast like the game is shy about its own money shots. I kept wanting one more camera angle when she’s riding, just a tiny tilt, but no, it snaps away, like a cocktease editor got hired off TikTok.

Romance keeps trying to act like the main tag here, and it half wins. Some of the quiet moments are weirdly tender, like when she’s masturbating and you’re not even touching her, just watching, and the focus is on her face instead of her pussy for a few seconds longer than usual. That made me pause Spotify and just stare. Then two lines later she says something that sounds like a bad translation from a dating sim and I’m yanked right out again. The 3D models do a lot of heavy lifting; skin looks warm, tongues wet, nipples reacting to touch in a way that made me rewind a scene in VLC out of habit, even though it’s not a video file. And yeah, it’s obviously a proof of concept, you can feel the edges where the dev just went “eh, next build,” like that one shot where her handjob animation doesn’t match the thrust speed at all and my brain started calculating optimal stroke timing instead of enjoying the scene. I’m that freak who paused to think how many branching flags this would need if it wasn’t kinetic, and then immediately got distracted again when she sank down on him slowly, the camera hugging that angle where you see her back muscles and the way her ass hits his thighs. It’s kind of like watching someone test a love triangle strategy while only giving you one path: you can see all the temptations, the jealousy hooks, the exhibition curve, the lesbian route that could explode later, but here it’s all locked into this one horny, awkward, strangely sweet timeline that you just ride along with, whether you’d play it the same way or not.

New Year in this game does not feel like some cute background theme, it hits more like a drunk family reunion where half the people want to fuck you, the other half want to kill you, and a few probably want both. You play Matt, this young soldier that comes back home after shit went really wrong and somehow also right at the same time. Town looks normal on the surface, lights, fireworks, everyone pretending the year will be better, but the whole place feels cracked. People hide things. Bodies hide more. When you start clicking around, you realize the “society destroyed” part is not just about broken buildings, it’s more like everybody’s morals fell into a blender and nobody even tried to pick them up again. Matt walks into his family house like he owns the place, and the game just throws you into these super charged scenes where your “relatives” are way too hot, way too close, and the line between comfort and corruption is a suggestion at best. The tits are big, the asses are huge, the camera is not shy at all. Sometimes it lingers a bit too long on a curve and you forget what choice you were supposed to make, you just click something and hope it leads to more skin.

Then the weird shit starts sliding in around the edges and you realize it’s also a paranormal thing, but the game never pauses to explain “oh hey, here is the lore”. Stuff flickers. Shadows move where there is no one. That one scene where you sneak outside during the fireworks, and a monster shape shows up behind the girl you’re flirting with, but nobody reacts, only the lighting on her huge chest changes. It feels like the world itself is horny and sick at the same time. Some of the sex scenes are just straight up romance with extra steps, like slow kissing, hands on hips, soft moaning, and in the next click you are dragged into this netorare situation where you’re watching someone else plow a woman you were just starting to care about. Or worse, you are the bastard doing the stealing. The game doesn’t hold your hand, you just kind of slide into those paths. Dialogue is sometimes clunky and the English makes no sense in small parts, but honestly that almost fits, because nobody in this town is truly saying what they mean anyway. I got annoyed at one tiny UI thing, like the choice buttons sit slightly off center during one of the hottest scenes and it keeps pulling my eye away, and then I forgot about it but still, it bugs me. Under all the filth there is this weird soft layer of romance, like Matt is trying to build something human while fucking his way through a broken New Year party full of secrets and supernatural eyes watching from the dark corners of every room.

Small town, horny brain, zero life plan. That is basically the vibe here. You are this awkward, way-too-thirsty guy dumped in a village where every second house somehow has a curvy mom or stacked older woman walking around in tight clothes like it is normal. You stay with your grandpa, who mostly minds his own business, and this mature woman who looks like she belongs on some trashy porn banner. Big tits, big ass, soft voice, always “accidentally” bending over in front of you. Of course she’s super caring, brings you food, checks on you at night, and sometimes you can almost see her nipples through the shirt when she forget bra. Or she doesn’t forget. Hard to say. There is this mix of wholesome and “I absolutely should not be jerking off to this” every time she shows up.

The game lets you just wander around and bump into people instead of forcing one story path, which is fun and also kind of annoying because I kept getting distracted spying on everyone. You can peek through windows, catch someone showering, see a neighbor mom breastfeeding in the living room and then pretend you saw nothing. Later you realize you can push those scenes way further if you say the right things and touch at the right time. I liked that first contact moment with the main woman when you go for a simple hug and the MC’s hand just sinks into her boobs a bit too long. She gasps, you panic, he sort of apologizes, and then the game gives you the choice to pull away or “pretend it was accident but keep touching.” Obviously you keep touching. It is a classic groping fantasy, but the way her body reacts, the little lines, the tiny changes in her face, actually feel dirty, not just “click next, boob appears.” Characters are not super deep, but they at least feel like people you could stalk on Instagram, which is worse, in a nice way. There is this teasing with the virgin angle too, the MC is horny as hell but still kind of clueless. Sometimes he talks big and then pussy out when shit gets real, which pissed me off and also made him feel more believable. Also one of the moms absolutely milks herself in front of you like it is a normal Tuesday and that scene is burned in my brain forever, in a good but also “what am I doing with my life” kind of way.

What surprised me was how often the game just lets you sit in a moment and watch. Like you stand in the hallway, looking through a slightly open door, and see this mature woman half naked, squeezing her own breast because it is full and dripping, and the sound is almost wet in your head even if it is just text and image. Your choices decide if you stay to stare, walk in and pretend you heard a noise, or walk away like a coward. I pretended to leave, then came back, then quicksaved, then tried every option because I’m degenerate and also curious if the game would punish me. Sometimes it does, sometimes it just quietly tracks your pervy behavior and later she calls you out for always lurking around. That mix of being a sneaky voyeur and then suddenly invited to touch, to taste, to be basically her private toy, hits hard. And not everything is hot; there are clunky parts, some stiff lines, a few scenes repeat too much, and the sandbox can feel like wandering Pornhub with no search bar. But when it clicks, when you’re sitting on the couch, her in a tank top with no bra, your hand slowly sliding up her thigh while your “relative” walks in the next room, and you know one more click will push past the line you can’t pretend away anymore, it feels exactly like that dumb teenage fantasy your brain never really deleted.