Every time someone thinks they’ve seen it all in adult games, something like this lands on my screen and ruins my emotional equilibrium for a week. The title doesn’t tempt so much as it threatens, whispering that sort of “you won’t survive this, champ” energy. I went in expecting cheap smut; came out feeling like the game had crawled into my DMs and roasted me in front of everyone. You start as this soft little guy (the type who apologizes to his reflection) surrounded by girls who don’t just steal your dignity - they borrow it like a lighter, forget to return it, and then post stories about it. It’s filthy, but it knows it’s filthy, and somehow that makes it worse. I loved it. Or hated it. I’m still not sure.

What kills me is how funny it gets at the worst possible moments. Like, you’re halfway through this intense humiliation arc - Makima’s voice in your ear, a camera glitch flashing like divine judgment - and suddenly there’s this dumb pop-up referencing old memes that no one should remember. It breaks the tension just enough to make you snort, then it slaps you with another round of moaning audio so realistically mixed it makes your phone warm. Sometimes the choices feel meaningless, but maybe that’s the point? The dev clearly hates you, or loves you too much, or both. And don’t get me started on the night scene with Gwen Stacy - it’s not even about her, it’s about that tiny moral failure leaking from every pixel. You blink, and suddenly everyone is naked, cruel, and somehow emotionally devastating.

I’m giving it my personal “Best Game To Make You Question Your Internet Habits” award. Because between the absurd power plays, the totally unnecessary pregnancy subplot nobody asked for, and the occasional dialog line that sounds like a drunk AI philosopher, this thing dances between parody and therapy session. I tried to hate it but couldn’t; it’s just too confident in its own madness. Every edge feels like a dare. And yeah, I still hear her voice. Not sure that’s healthy.

First thing, I didn’t expect this game to feel so *alive* on mobile. It looks like another parody, you know, those cheap ones where characters just move stiff and blink too much. But then I met Serena and Nemona in that first area - yeah, the one where you can “accidentally” grope if you tap the wrong icon - and suddenly the whole thing had this weird energy, like it wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a love sim or just straight-up filth. Which I liked. The small dialogue before every scene makes it hit harder, kinda awkward English mixed with moaning, feels more real than the polished stuff. And Bea? Damn. She’s got that bossy tone that made me mess up the quicktime thing just to see her reaction. She doesn’t forgive mistakes.

I got lost halfway through the story, not because it’s confusing, but because I stopped caring about the map. The sandbox thing lets you wander anywhere, but why wander when Cynthia literally drags you into something that’s part fight, part... something else. I’ll say this: the tentacle scene with the “monster” felt too much but also not enough, like the devs wanted to shock and then chickened out. Still, I didn’t skip it. The sounds alone - some wet mix of pleasure and horror - work better than any dialogue. Then there’s Nessa and Sonia showing up later, like the game assumes you already have a preference. I kept switching between them just to see the contrast in how they handle oral scenes. It’s not fair, but Nessa’s got the rhythm.

What bugs me? The touch controls sometimes don’t register during group scenes, and the camera snaps weirdly when you’re in the middle of, well, you know. But when Hilda joins - oh, man, that part changes the entire tone, like someone just remembered this was supposed to be an adventure. It’s messy, rough, sometimes too much even for a parody. But I’d lie if I said I didn’t keep it open longer than planned, pretending I was just checking messages.

This one feels like somebody took a half-drunk RWBY fanfic from AO3, glued RPG bits on top, then decided "yeah, people will jerk to this" and somehow it works more than it should. You start as this clueless guy whose village just got wrecked by Grimm, and he really acts like a virgin who only saw sex in hentai and Pornhub thumbnails. First five minutes you’re not fucking anyone, you’re actually running through a forest, scraping by with basic turn based combat that feels like something out of an old phone JRPG. Attack, skill, defend, item. Nothing fancy, but the way they interrupt battles with little voyeur scenes is kinda clever. Like, you’re low HP, you hide behind a tree to heal, and instead you end up spying on Yang arguing with a Beowolf, boobs bouncing all over the place while you’re bleeding out. Priorities, right.

The game lives on the girls, obviously. Ruby is written like a dorky hero with this weird horny naivety, and still they throw her into some pretty fucked up situations. There is this early event where you stumble on her cornered by Grimm, and instead of just a normal rescue, it shifts into this brutal *** scene if you let the fight drag too long. No fade to black bullshit, she’s screaming, drooling, eyes rolling up into that over the top ahegao, and it’s uncomfortable and hot at the same time. Weiss is even better. She plays the stuck-up princess, constantly talking down to you in class, then one wrong choice in a stealth section and you see her pinned, legs forced open, her panties ripped while she’s still trying to act like she’s in control. The game doesn’t "romanticize" much, it just slams you with rough, messy sex. Vaginal, oral, monsters using her like a toy, semen dripping on the floor. No soft lighting, more like a porn clip someone recorded on an old phone. Blake barely smiles, but yeah, when she’s bent over that desk with her tail twitching and her ass bouncing with each thrust, it hits harder than most polished stuff I’ve played. And Yang… she’s like a walking sex scene, tits fighting against her top, cocky grin wiped off when two Grimm pin her arms and fuck her until she can’t even mouth a joke anymore.

What surprised me is how much they lean into the "you are a nobody" thing. You’re not some badass huntsman, you’re this half-trained loser sneaking around Beacon, spying through half-open doors and cracks in the wall. There was a moment in the dorm corridor, I just tapped the wrong direction and suddenly I was peeking through the keyhole at Ruby on her knees, trying to suck you off in a "training exercise" she clearly doesn’t understand, gagging on your cock, tears running down her cheeks while she looks up with that confused but desperate face. The game treats voyeurism like a core mechanic, not just an extra scene. Miss a fight? You can still catch a girl getting used in the locker room if you happen to pass by at the right time. It’s dirty in that "you’re a creep with a phone in your hand" way, like those old sketchy tube sites apps, but mixed with turn based fights where you’re just trying not to die while your brain is still full of Weiss choking on a Grimm cock. On mobile it feels strangely natural, like scrolling Telegram, switching to Pornhub, then to some cheap RPG, all inside one thing. And yeah, sometimes the pacing sucks, you grind a boring combat stretch and forget you were on your way to see Blake get fucked senseless in the library, but when the sex scenes hit, they go way too far, in a good way. Ruby’s first time is a perfect example: she’s shaking, clenching, you can see her hymen tearing in a close-up that lingers a bit too long, she’s crying and moaning and begging you not to stop, and it’s ugly and hot and wrong and exactly what you’d expect from a porn parody that stopped pretending to be tasteful somewhere in the first ten minutes.

The first thing I thought after a few minutes was - why does it feel like a fever dream made by someone who got lost between a lab manual and a wet dream? The tone is weirdly confident, like the game knows it’s absurd and just leans into it. One moment you’re staring at a microscope screen, the next a pair of soft giggles echo in your ear and you forget there’s supposed to be *science* involved. The twins - god, they’re both trouble in different flavors. The older one pretends she’s got morals, the younger one pretends nothing at all matters. They circle you like cats, teasing until you can’t tell who’s leading anymore. It’s the kind of harem setup that should feel predictable, but doesn’t, because everyone acts like they’ve read too many philosophy posts on Twitter and now weaponize flirting as research.

There’s this one scene - animated in that slow, almost-too-smooth way - where she’s trying to keep a serious conversation while her hand is very much *not* serious, and you can feel the POV shake like the dev forgot to stabilize it. It’s oddly intimate, messy even, which I liked more than I expected. The humor sneaks in during those in-between breaths; the hero mutters something about “empirical data” right before a creampie moment, and it’s so dumb it becomes sexy again. Sometimes the pacing flatlines, like the game just needed a cigarette break. Other times it spikes into this blurry intensity that makes you forget your phone is heating up in your hand. I still don’t get the romance angle though - it’s half sincere, half ironic, like everyone’s pretending not to be lonely while naked.

I keep thinking how the visuals give everyone that soft plastic shine, but I don’t even care after a while. The dialogue is clumsy and weirdly poetic, like it was translated by someone half-drunk on dopamine. There’s a virgin subplot I wanted to hate, but then it turns awkward and human and suddenly I did care. I started imagining sketching the twins, one smirking, one looking away, both glowing under fake lab light. Maybe that’s the spell - it’s trashy and stupid and kind of brilliant.