Imagine Mario game where the coins and pipes are just background noise and the real target is Peach’s wet, horny little world. That’s this thing. It pretends to be an old arcade platformer, you jump around like usual, smash blocks, dodge enemies, but every second screen your brain is like: “ok, where’s the next place I can make Peach moan?” You start in a pretty normal level, red bricks, goofy enemies, that classic layout you already know from childhood, which is both hot and slightly illegal in my head. First Goomba? I literally ignored him and ran straight to find Peach because the game already trained me in the first minute: platforming is foreplay, the real stuff happens when you screw up, or when you win, or actually always. At some point I was trying to make a precise jump, missed it, landed on an enemy, and suddenly Peach is getting pounded in a little cut-in animation like it’s her fault I suck at timing. Controls feel a bit overloaded at first, there’s this tiny button in the corner that vomits a full keyboard map on you, and I stared at it like “bro, I just wanna make her ride a Koopa shell, not learn piano.” Then somehow my fingers remembered everything and I was comboing jumps, attacks, and sex scenes like it’s muscle memory from some cursed childhood that never happened. The funniest part is how the horny bits sneak in. Sometimes you actually clear a section like a pro, hit the exit, and Peach rewards you with this hungry, needy sex scene where she looks way more into it than any princess locked in a castle should be. Other times you get caught, fail, knock into some enemy or trap, and suddenly there’s a different scene where the monster gets a turn, and it’s rougher, messier, with her moaning and blushing and acting like she hates it but also not really. There’s this one moment where I was supposed to hit a platform, I accidentally overshot, landed on some bastard, lost my power, and instead of getting mad I’m thinking “ok but that animation of Peach getting rammed from behind kind of slaps.” The game is stupidly horny like that; even losing feels like porn. I kept opening it again “just to test controls” and then thirty screens later Peach is drooling on a cock again and I’ve forgotten what I was checking. And then the game trolls you. There are sections where nothing sexy happens for a bit, just straight-up platforming, and you’re like, “did I click the wrong thing? Is this the church version?” You clear a couple of pipes, stomp some enemies, feel a bit bored, and then you hit one random block and suddenly there’s a Peach hentai scene popping up, tits bouncing, tongue out, her crown slightly tilted like she just got railed into the wall, and you’re instantly reminded what website you’re actually on. It’s kind of cheap, kind of genius. I honestly liked how filthy Peach looks here: more pouty, more exaggerated curves, her outfit riding up when she bends, panties visible when she jumps. Sometimes her face goes full ahegao in the middle of what is supposed to be an “oops, you got hit” moment, and you catch yourself wondering if you should try to get hit on purpose just to see if there’s another variant. It’s also funny how they pretend to care about “arcade challenge” while throwing sex scenes at you every few screens like TikTok trying to keep you hooked. The sound is its own cracked little story: goofy jump and stomp noises next to loud, porn-site level moans. There was a moment where I had game sound low and forgot about it, then suddenly Peach lets out this sharp whine when an enemy grabs her, and my Spotify quietly playing in the back just gives up the vibe completely. Her moans are intense, almost too high in the mix, and they loop in this way that made me laugh and get hard at the same time. You hear one particular gasp so often it becomes like a weird inside joke: “ah, there she goes again, Princess Peach and her Legendary Hit Sound.” Half the time I was trying to experiment: “what if I purposely bump that enemy near the pipe, do I get a different angle?” Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but the curiosity is part of the kink. And yeah, the game looks a bit rough, like a horny fan project that wouldn’t survive five seconds on Nintendo’s radar, but that’s honestly part of the charm here, it feels like something your dirty, pervy brain made up while pretending to play normal Mario. And it’s not even that good, but also I kind of can’t stop opening it.

Detective John Dick finds himself tangled in a twisted new case, centered around a mysterious locket. As he digs deeper into the shadows of the city, John unravels a dark murder behind the glint of the jewelry.

Every step brings him closer to the heart of the crime, and to two stunning women. One, a sultry blonde with curves that could hypnotize, the other, a fierce brunette whose sharp gaze hides countless secrets.

These women don’t just offer information; they offer temptation, danger, and desires John can’t ignore. Sex for cash, whispered promises, and betrayals add spice to the tension as John moves closer to solving the mystery.

The game doesn’t just let you witness this story; it plunges you into John's world where every decision changes the outcome. Multiple endings mean no two playthroughs feel the same, rewarding exploration and risk-taking.

Step into a gritty narrative steeped in raw desire and sharp wit. Big tits, smoky rooms, tense interrogations, and rich storytelling collide in a game that makes you sweat.

Can you solve the mystery behind the locket? Will you control John’s fate or let desire consume you?. Dive headfirst into John’s complex investigation where sex isn't just a reward but a weapon.

Jump straight into a wild, fast-paced flash movement game, especially tailored for Star Trek lovers who crave a twisted twist of humor. You’ll find a bizarre crew aboard, where 6 of 9 takes center stage, though this isn’t your typical space adventure. Spook’s character flips the script as a gay man in this universe. Whora, a striking black woman, brings her own fierce energy. The Doctor, along with a fearless Klingon and Captain Kurt, round out the team. Prepare for wildly varied adult scenes that cover every kink imaginable. On Spook's ‘homo deck,’ the Rammer system fuels explicit male-male scenes. 6 of 9 explores steamy lesbian moments alongside Whora, dripping with tension and desire. There’s an unusual ‘space pussy box’ scenario starring 6 of 9 that’s both strange and seductive. The Doctor’s scenes include intense oral sessions with a Klingon and other partners. This title definitely isn’t for the homophobic or faint-hearted. Combining hentai, parody, and sci-fi elements, it creates an edgy, boundary-pushing experience. Featuring blonde leads, biting humor, and multiple paths, it becomes a strangely compelling parody. For those craving Star Trek-inspired adult parody mixed with outrageous fun, this game delivers.

This one feels like somebody watched too much late night mecha anime, got horny, opened up a browser and said “yeah, that’s enough story.” You drop in and it’s just you, a shiny metal perv-bot and this blue haired girl who looks like she walked straight out of a B-tier hentai OVA from the 2000s. No buildup, no dating, no fake “romance route.” She’s already naked, already wet, already moaning like the neighbors are on vacation, and your job is basically to be the world’s worst sex therapist who only prescribes “more tentacles.” As a “speed-dating reviewer” I’m kinda used to judging games on first lines, like pickup lines, right? Here your pickup line is literally how fast you poke at her clit with a robotic tentacle and whether you tap the right spots without making her scream in the bad way. Half the time I was thinking “is this a game or a stress test for my mouse click finger,” but then she arches her back, her tits bounce, and suddenly I forget what I was complaining about.

The interaction is simple but it actually feels like those awkward first minutes on a date where you’re trying to find the rhythm. You move one tentacle to rub her pussy, another wanders toward her ass, and you’re watching her face for little changes, like reading body language in a bar, only here the bar is her spread legs and the music is her getting louder with every push. You can switch between holes when you feel like it, slide from pussy to anal and back, and the robot just keeps pounding like it has no concept of “too much.” When you time it right, her whole body tightens up, she clenches around the metal, her eyes roll back and then this ridiculous blast of white robot cum sprays all over her blue hair and soft skin, like the machine just finished a long day at the factory and needed to “unload inventory.” Honestly the cumshot is stupidly over the top and also kind of hot, like the dev was playing around with the slider in the editor and refused to stop. My only real hate is the sound loop, there’s this one wet squishy noise that repeats a tiny bit too early and it kept pulling my brain out of the moment, and now I’m annoyed thinking about it again.

If you ever tried those crappy pickup lines in real life like “are you from heaven” or whatever, this game is the opposite energy. No talk, just action. The robot doesn’t ask her if she’s into anal, it just slides a tentacle in and her body language answers for you. The blue hair makes her look kind of innocent, but then she’s taking multiple tentacles at once, pussy and ass stretched, tits bouncing everywhere, and you’re just there like some horny director choosing camera focus with your cursor. There’s no long sci fi lore about where this robot came from or why its dick-tentacles drip like that, it just exists to fuck her and splatter her with seed until she’s covered and twitching. It’s crude, it’s short, it’s not trying to be clever. But weirdly, in the same way a bad one-liner sometimes works on Tinder if you commit hard enough, this thing leans so much into “robot tentacle fucktoy” that it kinda wins on pure shamelessness alone.