This thing feels like someone smashed together a horny farming sim, a shitpost from Reddit, and that one fanfic where the author clearly loved the side characters more than the main plot. You land on this messy little farm that used to be great, apparently, and now it is basically a sex zoo with paperwork. The game tells you “you’re the boss,” but half the time it feels like you’re babysitting a bunch of needy, fuck-hungry animals that want attention, training, and way too much breeding. And yeah, it actually *is* about breeding, not just teasing. You’re throwing monsters into pens, pairing them up, checking stats like some perverted Pokémon professor who discovered heat cycles and never looked back.

What I liked is how fast it stops pretending to be classy. At first you think “oh, cute, farm, animals, funny,” then five minutes later you’re tweaking pairings just to see what kind of filthy hybrid comes out. I had this one scene where I pushed a tired beast way too hard because I wanted a specific trait, and it just collapsed in the pen while the game kind of shrugged like, “yeah, that happens.” No dramatic music, just a lazy system message and a worn out stud that still looks horny. The whole thing swings from hilarious to kinda fucked up in one click. And it is great. But also too much. But also I kept going, so that probably says more about me than about the game.

It has that very fanfic energy where canon logic is smiling politely in the corner while the author is busy writing “what if this cow-girl gets bred five times in a day and is still smiling” scenes. There was this moment where I finally unlocked a new area, expecting some big story thing, and instead it was just more ways to pimp out my livestock for coins and rare traits. No moral choices, no deep emotional payoff, just “you want better cum stats, right?” And I still clicked everything. At the same time, some parts feel oddly sweet, like when you check a creature’s profile and there’s this tiny line about what it “likes” in a partner. Completely unnecessary, totally horny, kind of adorable. I wish they pushed that little personality layer harder but they probably won’t and I kind of like that it stays half-baked and horny instead of turning into some tragic romance saga. The humor is stupid in a good way, like a Discord channel that never sleeps. Somewhere between min-maxing breeding schedules and selling off “extra stock,” you realize you’ve been staring at animated animal porn for way too long and the game still has new positions to throw at you. Then you breed one more pair anyway.

House of Morecock: Ocean Cruise feels like someone took every horny idea about sailors and put it into a single, filthy cartoon, then gave it just enough structure to pretend it has a plot. You’re on this ship full of thick, stupidly hot guys in tight uniforms that clearly fail at their job, because every scene is just one excuse after another for them to end up naked or half naked, grinding against each other. It starts almost casual, like, “oh, just a normal cruise,” and two minutes later you’re watching a beefy officer pin some muscleboy to a railing while the voice acting is moaning in your ear harder than your porn tabs on Chrome. The voicing is surprisingly good, by the way. Not Hollywood good, but porn good, which is better for this kind of thing. Characters actually sound like dudes about to lose control, not like some bored guy reading lines on a Blue Yeti. Sometimes the timing is weird, like the moan kicks in half a second before the thrust animation, which made me laugh, then I replayed the scene anyway because I’m weak.

The whole thing has this stupid, fun, campy vibe. It pretends to be serious for one second, like “we’re on a dangerous mission on the ocean,” and then you click once and suddenly uniforms are open, dicks are out, and you’re watching a sweaty, muscular stack of guys rutting like they forgot anyone else exists on that ship. I like how the camera sometimes stays too long on some detail that absolutely doesn’t need that much attention, like one dude’s flexing forearm while he’s pounding the other guy. As someone who spends way too many hours inside Unreal, my brain is going “man, they really focused on this loop,” and at the same time my other brain is like “shut up and zoom in more.” Animations are not perfect, hips clip a bit, bodies slide a tiny bit over each other, but then you get that one moment where a huge sailor slams the smaller but still ripped guy into the cabin door, the voice cracks, and it suddenly hits really hard. It feels messy and raw and kind of honest in a horny, unserious way. I wish they let you walk freely around the deck or something, but they don’t and I will complain about that forever.

What sells it for me is that stupid humor they sneak in. A serious line, then an over-the-top groan, or some ridiculous situation like two officers “disciplining” a recruit in a completely empty hallway on a crowded cruise ship, and nobody questions anything. At one point I accidentally clicked too fast and skipped a line, and I actually went back just to hear how the guy would deliver that cheesy dirty talk. The game keeps acting like it’s a “series opener” with this big world, but it really just wants to show brawny guys rearranging each other’s insides anywhere on that boat: behind lifeboats, in cramped cabins, in places where in real life someone from housekeeping would walk in with a bucket. There’s this one uniform that keeps showing up, white pants, tight shirt, chest basically spilling out, and every time I saw it I knew, ok, this scene will not stay safe for work even 10 seconds. It’s horny, loud, kind of dumb in the best way, like a porn comic that learned how to move and talk, and also somehow forgot what subtlety even means.

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