This thing is pure horny cartoon chaos, in the best and worst way at same time. You open it, and boom, Jessica is already there like she owns your screen, tits basically defying gravity, dress painted on her body so tight you can almost hear the zipper crying. She gives you that lazy, “I know you’re gonna be a slut for me” look, and yeah, she’s right. The whole vibe is like someone mashed up old-school ToonTown with a Pornhub search for “redhead with ridiculous boobs” and then said, “yeah, let’s make her fuck a rabbit, why not.” There is no romance here, baby, it’s just cartoon meat show. One second she’s posing like a pin-up queen, the next you’re dragging that shiny dress off piece by piece, and it feels kinda wrong but also very, very correct. I loved how the game lets you linger on her body as long as you want, but also I hated it, because I kept clicking the same spot by accident on my phone and it kept skipping ahead. Still clicked again though. Obviously.

Once she’s naked, the whole tone shifts from “ha-ha fun parody” to “oh damn, this is actual hardcore porn but with a rabbit.” Roger looks like he has no idea how he got this lucky, like he tripped and fell straight into OnlyFans. The first actual action moment that made me laugh out loud: Jessica dropping down in front of him, grabbing those bunny hips, and just stuffing that long white cartoon cock straight into her throat like she’s clocking in for work. No build up, no romance, just *schlurp*. The deepthroat animation goes wild, her throat bulging, mascara vibes, spit all over, and she keeps eye contact with you, not him, which is such a little dirty detail. She’s not swallowing for Roger, she’s swallowing for the viewer, full pornstar energy. The cumshot is rude in a fun way, too, like the game is winking at you: you think it’s gonna be a little drip, then suddenly her whole face is glazed like a Krispy Kreme. I was half cheering, half thinking, okay girl, you need a towel and a tetanus shot.

And then the riding starts and things get a little unhinged. She climbs on that rabbit and the camera practically worships her ass, big and bouncy like it’s got its own physics engine, even though this whole thing is super simple. She switches from grinding on his cock nice and slow to just pounding herself down like she’s trying to break the poor animal in half. Pussy, ass, everything on the menu, no shy angles, you get full views of penetration that look dirty and goofy at the same time, because hello, that is still a rabbit. There’s this one moment where you can see his dumb happy face in the corner while she’s bouncing away like a rodeo queen, and I actually had to pause, open Twitter, and type “I am watching a rabbit wreck Jessica Rabbit’s holes and I’m okay with this.” I wasn’t, but that’s between me and my browser history. The game is short, trashy, and kinda janky in spots, but honestly that just makes it feel more like some cursed Newgrounds relic you’d find hidden in an old folder labeled “homework.” It’s wrong. It’s hot. It’s stupid. I replayed the facial twice.

Makoto Nanaya here is basically what happens when some BlazBlue dev has one horny thought too many and the internet turns it into a whole game. You don’t get plot walls, no fake epic story, it’s straight to the point: squirrel girl with huge tits and a thick ass wants your dick in every possible angle the camera can handle. She still has that cocky fighter vibe, like she’s about to trash talk you between sucking you off, which honestly feels on-brand. You click in and it’s just her, looking like she jumped out of some cursed rule34 folder you pretend you don’t have, except now she’s actually reacting to what you do instead of being stuck in a jpeg. I went in thinking, “ok, quick fap, check the animations, leave,” and then ended up trying to see how many times I could make her swallow before the facial just painted her whole face like some degenerate speedrun challenge.

POV here is doing heavy lifting. You’re basically glued to her eyes while she works your cock with that smug little half smile like she knows you’re about to blow way too fast and she’s fine with it. The blowjob loop is surprisingly hot, especially when her tits are bouncing just on the edge of your vision, and if you’re like me and you chase 100% unlocks like a lunatic, you’ll start experimenting with timing, switching between her mouth and tits just to see the different cum placements. Facial, mouth, inside, it’s like collecting endings in a VN, just with more moaning and less “skip text.” Creampie finish has that nice “oh shit I shouldn’t but I’m doing it anyway” energy, and when she squeezes around you while you dump inside, that’s the moment I went “ok, this is way better than it has any right to be” and then immediately complained to myself about one tiny clipping issue on her hair that nobody else will ever notice. Also I got stuck once trying to trigger a different position because my dumb ass kept clicking the same hotspot expecting a new scene like some kind of erotic Dark Souls. But when she’s riding you, tits out, tail twitching, and you’re watching her big ass slam down in POV, that annoyance just kind of melts away into the background noise of “yeah, I’m absolutely going to replay this and pretend I’m testing mechanics again.”

Crowded train, late, everyone tired, and then you see her: Tifa squeezed between salarymen and old creeps, that tight top fighting for its life around those massive tits. The game throws you right into that slow, jerky subway ride where bodies are too close, air is too thick, and every bump gives some asshole an excuse to press harder on her. She’s trying to act normal, eyes down, one hand on the strap, but her boobs are brushing against some guy’s chest, her ass pushed back into another guy’s lap, and you can almost feel that second when she realizes it’s not “accident” anymore. That soft grind turns into fingers starting to explore, like they’ve been waiting all day for the train to get crowded enough.

What I really liked is how it doesn’t pretend to be romantic or soft. It’s straight-up filthy, and kind of mean. Hands show up from everywhere. One guy goes for her tits, squeezing them through the fabric, thumbs sinking in and making her top ride up just a bit. Another one is already working on her skirt from behind, trying to raise it just enough to see skin. Tifa twists, tries to push an arm away, but then the train lurches, and they use that to pin her harder against the pole. That “I’m a fighter” pride from the original game is still there in her face at first, like she wants to elbow someone in the teeth, but she’s locked by too many bodies, too many hands. One guy just buries his face in her chest, like he’s been dreaming about those Final Fantasy hentai pics and finally got the real thing, and she can’t even pull him off because someone else is forcing her arms back.

Once her clothes start to lose the fight, it turns into complete chaos around her. Her bra shoved aside, nipples out and already wet from all that rough groping, a couple of dicks rubbing right against her thighs while the crowd pretends not to see. There’s that nasty detail where somebody palms her pussy over her panties and you see the fabric getting dragged into her slit, then another dude just yanks them down and lines up behind her like it’s his turn in a line, no talking, no asking. She’s pressed between cocks, one at her mouth, one trying to push into her from behind while random hands keep playing with her boobs, twisting and slapping them so they bounce like crazy with every thrust. It’s that trapped public-*** fantasy cranked up: she’s in the middle of a moving train, nowhere to run, surrounded by a pack of guys who only care about filling every hole they can reach, using her body like some dirty subway toy while the outside world keeps rolling by like nothing is wrong.

Office bathroom review here. Phone in one hand, other hand... anyway. This thing is basically Jasmine fanfiction that forgot it’s supposed to be classy and just went full trashy, in a good way and also in a weird way. You load it up and she’s there in that not-quite-Disney outfit, boobs way bigger than they have any right to be, ass spilling out, with that smug princess face like she knows you’re already hard at your desk. The whole thing happens at night, kind of like somebody turned Agrabah into a cheap porn set. It’s funny because the background tries to look a bit romantic, like moonlight and exotic palace vibe, and then you’re immediately dragging your mouse over her tits like some horny caveman. Very elegant. Totally not elegant.

There isn’t a big story, which is nice actually, no bullshit walls of text, it’s straight to “touch here, touch there, watch what happens”. You poke her, squeeze her, rub her, and the game reacts in that typical meet n fuck style. Her chest doesn’t just bounce, it feels like it grows over the scene, like each new moan is another cup size. Same with her ass, like it’s trying to steal the whole screen. There was one moment where I focused only on her boobs for too long, and suddenly her reactions changed and she starts begging for more, legs opening in that animated “okay, you win” way. I almost laughed, because it felt like those old Flash games where nothing is subtle, everything is exaggerated to hell. Then I went right back to clicking her pussy so, yeah.

What I liked most is that she doesn’t act like some shy princess, she’s basically a porn star with Jasmine’s face and hair slapped on, big brown eyes, dark hair over her shoulders, and just totally into getting filled. You tease her enough, she spreads those legs, your cock slides in, and the animation really wants you to watch every second of it. There are these little variations in how the cumshot looks, inside and on her, that I wasn’t expecting from something this dumb, and I ended up replaying just to see her reaction when you cum inside her ass instead of her pussy. Sometimes her voice feels a bit too soft for how slutty they write her, like the audio and visuals are from two different fantasies, but I kinda liked that too. Also her waist is too tiny, it broke my brain for a second, then I zoomed right back on her huge boobs, because priorities. My only real complaint is the game pretends like you need “skill” with your hands, but honestly you just end up frantically rubbing your mousepad like a maniac in Excel-hiding mode, hoping nobody walks behind you while cartoon Jasmine is moaning for your big cock on full volume because you forgot your headphones again.