First impression: I clicked this thing expecting some dumb meme parody and suddenly I’m stuck in a dark, shitty basement with horny robot furries that look like they crawled out of a forgotten FNaF fan forum and got lost on Pornhub. The game really leans into that “security guard stuck in a cursed place with bad lighting and worse decisions” vibe, but here the jumpscares are less about getting killed and more about getting pinned, grabbed, and teased until you stop pretending you’re not into it. One moment I’m staring at some cheap monitor, checking cameras like I’m working a night shift I didn’t sign up for, and next moment I hear those slow metallic footsteps coming closer, and instead of fear my brain goes, “Ok, but what if she actually catches me?” That mix of tension and horny is very stupid and somehow perfect. There’s this one scene where you’re trying to keep a door locked while this big-titted animatronic girl is on the other side, whispering shit that should not sound this hot coming from a robot, and all the while you’re juggling power, timers, and your own self control that dies in the first five minutes anyway.

It plays like a messed-up visual novel slipped into a FNaF-style wrapper. You get these dialogue choices where you can pretend to be professional and then two clicks later you’re asking a furry robot with massive boobs if touching her chassis counts as harassment. Sometimes the choices feel like they don’t matter, then suddenly one weird answer unlocks a scene where she drags you down below, sits on your lap and uses that cold, hard body in a way that makes you forget how to breathe. The pacing is strange in a good way; there’s quiet moments where you’re just watching cameras and listening to distant noises, almost meditative, almost like those focus apps, then the game slams you into a hentai-style close up of slick metal and soft flesh pressed together. I really liked how some scenes tease you for too long, but also I hated it, because I caught myself alt-tabbing to Telegram and Discord just to cool down, then coming back because I “wanted to see another route” which was a lie. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me, the font in some dialogue feels weirdly cheap, like someone forgot to change a default, and I kept staring at it expecting it to fix itself. It never did. The parody side sometimes goes too far, like it throws a reference that almost hits the mark, then trips over it, but that awkwardness kind of fits; like a horny fanfic that somehow became a real game. In the end you’re just alone with the monitor glow, hearing servos whir in the dark, knowing that if you mess up, you won’t die, you’ll just get fucked silly by giant-titted furry robots in a basement that smells like oil and bad decisions. Dare to keep the lights off.

Ellie is not the hero from the big studio game, but your brain keeps making that connection anyway, and the game knows it. It pokes at it in a cheap, dirty way. You are walking through this ruined world, everything fucked, buildings broken, corpses of society everywhere, and instead of going full survival horror, it slows down and asks how horny you can get when the world already ended. It feels wrong in a way that is kind of the point. She is skinny, she looks young, she talks like some brat who grew up on broken TikTok clips and old world stories, and your choices keep dragging her into sexual trouble or out of it. Sometimes the story pretends you are protecting her, other times you can push her into situations where protection is clearly not your priority. The game does not lecture you. It just sits there, showing you this girl with sc*** knees, cheap hoodie, hungry eyes, and lets you poke around her morals and clothes.

The visual novel format makes it all sharper and somehow more cruel. You tap, you read, you choose, you wait. In one scene you reach an old quarantine checkpoint where a couple of raiders turned the place into a porn dungeon. They trade food for favors, and the game gives you that fake “hero choice” moment. Do you walk away with her starving and pissed, or do you tell her to get on her knees and earn their rations. The writing does not hide what is going on. Cock in face, tears, humiliation, the whole hentai mess, but still in this pretend-serious post apocalypse frame. And then in the next scene you two sit by a fire, she tries to joke about it, you get a dialogue option to act like nothing happened, and it somehow hits harder than if the game tried to moralize. I liked that it lets the dirty stuff be dirty. At the same time, some dialogues feel written by someone who learned English from Pornhub comments and PlayStation subtitles, which is funny, then annoying, then funny again. There is one bit where an infected encounter turns into a weird tentacle-ish fantasy and the game treats it like just another bad day, and here I realized: ok, this is not about realism at all, it is just leaning on the parody of that famous story and ripping off all the emotional weight to feed your dick. In a strange way, it works. In another way, it is trash. I still bookmarked it.

Ever thought about where Ares went once Wonder Woman crushed him in the film? Being the god of war, there’s no way he simply vanished into thin air. Here, the tale takes a turn: he’s been hurled nearly a hundred years into the future, bound within a human shell. Without his godly might, Ares finds himself lost in a strange era, fighting to regain what was taken. Restoring his power means confronting foes who have waited patiently, and old adversaries hungry for revenge. Can he muster the force to strike back harder than before? Jump into the game and experience firsthand the brutal quest of Ares’ rebirth. Face a perilous world that challenges your will, where every move shapes your destiny. Harness your warrior spirit to battle foes, forge alliances, and overcome treachery. A god’s destiny is in your hands – will you watch him fade or fight back to reclaim his throne? Time is ticking – jump in now, before it’s too late.

Barely clicked the thumbnail and my brain went, “oh, this is that fake-ass Kim Possible porn I always wanted as a kid but with way bigger tits and way less Disney lawyers.” It is exactly that. Not subtle at all. The main girl is basically Kim if someone fed her nothing but squats and hormones, bright hair, stupid tight top, boobs that look like they’re actively trying to escape, and an attitude that flips between cocky heroine and needy little slut depending on which dialogue option you poke. Half the time I was reading the lines with the cartoon voices in my head and laughing at myself, the other half I was just staring at her tits and clicking through like a caveman.

The whole thing leans hard into that “I used to watch this after school and now I want to fuck it” itch. You got the classic mission vibe twisted into “oops, somehow every situation ends with her bent over something.” One scene she’s arguing about some villain plan and two clicks later she’s on her knees with cum on her face like that was the obvious tactical solution. It’s dumb in a fun way. There’s also the mom version, the recognizable milf variant, thicker, heavier ass, hair tied up, that smug “I know you’re staring at my tits” look. Honestly she kind of steals the show. When she turns up, the whole mood flips from goofy teen parody to “I’m old enough to ruin your life and I’m enjoying it.” Crazy thing is, the game pretends to care about plot sometimes, like throwing in lines about saving the world, and in the next frame her huge boobs are pressed against someone’s cock like that’s part of the strategy. It should feel lazy but somehow it works, like a shitpost that accidentally hits just right.

What stuck with me more than anything: how unapologetic the bodies are. No “almost big,” no teasing. Just big ass, huge tits, stuff squeezed into outfits that clearly lost the fight. Watching her try to “sneak” in this skin-tight thing while her boobs bounce around is hilarious and hot at the same time. There’s a moment where she’s supposed to be hiding and her butt is literally the only thing on screen, just filling it, like the dev forgot the rest of the background. I kept thinking about that later while scrolling Twitter, like, why did that one stupid angle do more for me than half the polished porn I saw that day. The game is horny in a really teenage way, clumsy and over the top, like someone’s dirty notebook came alive and never learned how to behave. It’s not smart, it’s not deep, but it knows exactly what it wants to shove in your face and it keeps doing it until your mouse hand gets tired.