This one feels like somebody grabbed my brain after an orgy-themed comic con party, shook it, and turned it into a browser game. You’ve got Six thrown in there, that impossible purple-haired space slut with boobs that look like they violated several gravity laws and at least two intergalactic treaties. And instead of all the teasing bullshit from the old show, here she finally does what everyone in the back row was thinking about: fucks around with whoever the hell you pick for her. You click in, pick a partner, and suddenly you’re running a weird little backstage casting couch on a cartoon spaceship where nobody is wearing enough clothes and everyone has way too much confidence. I had Spotify on, Telegram pinging every five minutes, and still I’m glued to the screen, watching this android dick her down in a rhythm that somehow synced with my notification sounds. Accident? Yeah. But it felt like the game knew.

The funny part is how casual it plays. One moment I’m testing combos with that lizard dude, just minding my own business, and the next I’m staring at a close-up of her tongue sliding over his cock while her tits bounce into frame like they’re trying to photobomb. There’s this one scene with a robot and a handheld cam that straight-up feels like you’re shooting an interspecies sex tape for some illegal Pornhub-in-space channel. You tap through, change angle, tweak the pacing and it’s like you’re directing your own fucked-up hentai highlight reel. The furry alien guy shows up and I swear I thought I’d hate it, then I catch myself replaying his route so I can watch her choke on that weirdly textured dick again. I don’t even like clowns and somehow there’s a clown thing going on in my head now because of this game, and I blame whoever decided big tits plus sci-fi trash humor plus robots was a good combo. Sometimes the looping animation sticks for half a second at climax and it drives me insane, like I’m right there edging with the code itself, and then I forget, because the next second her ass fills the whole screen and I stop caring about everything including my Gmail inbox. Plenty of stuff could be smoother, sure, but honestly if they fixed it too much it would lose that dirty little bootleg vibe that makes it feel like you’re watching a leaked scene from a universe that was never supposed to be this explicit.

Sex Kitten: Jungle Mayhem feels like somebody got drunk, opened Flash, threw a quiz show into a blender with furry porn, and then just said “fuck it, ship it.” In a good way. Mostly. You’re dropped into this dumb jungle setup where every wrong click punishes you and every right answer is basically “congrats, here’s more catgirl ass”. It’s that old-school Sex Kitten vibe where half the jokes are so dated they come back around and become funny again, and the other half are just “haha, you died, idiot.” The structure is super simple: you click around, answer trivia, pick paths, hit stupid traps, laugh when the game calls you a slut, hit backspace because you misclicked a rock instead of the chest with porn. The whole thing plays like some horny Newgrounds relic that refuses to die, and honestly I respect that more than I should.

Sound-wise, yeah, that’s why I even care about this series. The moans are that classic compressed web-game flavor, slightly crunchy, like 128kbps MP3 you grabbed from LimeWire in 2006. You know it’s bad quality, but your brain fills in the rest. When you finally unlock a hentai scene with the nekogirl grinding on some jungle altar, her moan loop is short as hell, maybe three or four samples, but the timing with the click-through feels tighter than in Mesa Madness. On Firefox, with uBlock slaughtering half the ads around it, the audio sits nice and loud, no weird auto-ducking. On Chrome, I had one run where the jungle ambience hissed louder than the sex sounds and it pissed me off way more than it should. Also there’s this tiny “item get” chime that sounds like it was stolen from some freeware RPG and squashed to mono. I got obsessed with it. It plays when you grab the coke stash in the crashed plane, same tone every time, and now my brain associates that chime with “you’re about to see tits.” The funniest part is how half of the hentai images don’t really match the tiny SFX at all. You get this big wet blowjob CG and the sound is like one soft little “mmh” on loop. Completely wrong, totally off, still kinda hot in a trashy way.

There are random jungle noises too, birds and bugs and this vague rumble, but they cut in and out so awkwardly that it feels like you’re walking through a cheap soundboard instead of a forest. I once got stuck on a screen with a tiki idol and answered the same stupid quiz question three times because I fat-fingered the wrong button, and the wrong-answer sound is this dry “thunk” that made me want to mute the whole site. But then you get to a success path, the slutty catgirl shows up, giggles, and that giggle is actually mixed better than the moans, like they cared more about her laughing at you than her getting fucked. The porn is all over the place too: some of the furry stuff looks ripped from old chan packs, some is nekogirl cheesecake, sometimes you hit full-on filth with cum dripping down fur and there’s zero matching wet SFX, just the same gaspy loop from three screens ago. It shouldn’t work, it doesn’t really “immerse” anything, and still I ended up replaying just to chase the one ending where she’s covered in jungle slime and the sound is literally a reused breath from a different pose. It’s messy, it’s cheap, it’s horny, and the sound design is like a drunk DJ slamming random porn samples together. Honestly, it kind of fits the whole “slutty mcslut in the jungle” thing too well.

Makoto Nanaya here is basically what happens when some BlazBlue dev has one horny thought too many and the internet turns it into a whole game. You don’t get plot walls, no fake epic story, it’s straight to the point: squirrel girl with huge tits and a thick ass wants your dick in every possible angle the camera can handle. She still has that cocky fighter vibe, like she’s about to trash talk you between sucking you off, which honestly feels on-brand. You click in and it’s just her, looking like she jumped out of some cursed rule34 folder you pretend you don’t have, except now she’s actually reacting to what you do instead of being stuck in a jpeg. I went in thinking, “ok, quick fap, check the animations, leave,” and then ended up trying to see how many times I could make her swallow before the facial just painted her whole face like some degenerate speedrun challenge.

POV here is doing heavy lifting. You’re basically glued to her eyes while she works your cock with that smug little half smile like she knows you’re about to blow way too fast and she’s fine with it. The blowjob loop is surprisingly hot, especially when her tits are bouncing just on the edge of your vision, and if you’re like me and you chase 100% unlocks like a lunatic, you’ll start experimenting with timing, switching between her mouth and tits just to see the different cum placements. Facial, mouth, inside, it’s like collecting endings in a VN, just with more moaning and less “skip text.” Creampie finish has that nice “oh shit I shouldn’t but I’m doing it anyway” energy, and when she squeezes around you while you dump inside, that’s the moment I went “ok, this is way better than it has any right to be” and then immediately complained to myself about one tiny clipping issue on her hair that nobody else will ever notice. Also I got stuck once trying to trigger a different position because my dumb ass kept clicking the same hotspot expecting a new scene like some kind of erotic Dark Souls. But when she’s riding you, tits out, tail twitching, and you’re watching her big ass slam down in POV, that annoyance just kind of melts away into the background noise of “yeah, I’m absolutely going to replay this and pretend I’m testing mechanics again.”

Pussymon: Episode 15 feels like the point where the series stops pretending to be a messy little side project and just leans hard into “yeah, you’re here to chase weird monster girls, grind stats, and fuck around in the woods”. The story is still this half-serious, half-joking thing about being a “hunter” and doing important quests, but five minutes in you’re basically running between new areas, trying to decide if you want more gold, more affection, or just more animated tits on screen as fast as possible. It has that old Flash-game energy where the UI is kinda ugly, the fonts look like they were stolen from a fan forum, and somehow it still works because the focus is clear: explore a map, bump into Pussymon, get them on your team, then unlock their scenes by being just persistent and horny enough. There’s no big emotional hook, but there is that moment when you’re low on energy, too stubborn to go back to town, then remember the bag has a Sleep/Rest option now, and suddenly you’re camping in the middle of some hunting route, recovering stamina so you can push for one more fight and one more lewd animation. It feels lazy and smart at the same time.

What really sold this episode to me is how shameless it is with the mix of humor and porn. One second you’re reading a dumb line that sounds ripped from some shitpost on Reddit, the next second a furry-looking Pussymon with massive hips is bouncing on the screen and the game is like: “Anyway, here’s your new attack, also here’s her pussy in close-up if you were wondering.” Some of the new girls lean hard into the furry side, some are more “monster-leaning human” with claws, tails, scales, whatever. The animations are not perfect, a few loops feel stiff and the faces sometimes look like they smelled something weird, but when you finally unlock a new scene after grinding a hunt area for way too long, you don’t really care about that small stuff. Well, except I kept getting stuck in that one society area menu where the background music loops in a way that made me want to mute the browser, then complain about it on Discord and forget. The quests are still that simple “go here, fetch this, train with her, repeat” structure, but occasionally the game throws a random event or a silly line from Bridget and it wakes you up just enough. There is this easter egg tied to training where, if you’re the type who keeps clicking “next day, train again, fuck it, one more”, the game rewards you with a little extra scene that feels almost like you’ve stumbled into some secret Pornhub playlist. It’s rough, it’s horny, it’s stupid, and somehow that’s exactly why I ended up replaying a couple of days just to see if I’d missed another dirty joke or hidden option.