It’s weird how this game feels both filthy and kinda wholesome at the same time. Like, you’re just a farmer, right? Doing your chores, minding your crops, and suddenly there’s this pig-girl princess showing up in your barn acting like she owns the place. She’s spoiled as hell but somehow adorable, rolling her eyes while asking you to “show her how humans do it.” The writing doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - one second you’re talking about feeding pigs, next thing you’re milking something that definitely isn’t a cow. The transitions are janky in a funny way, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing and didn’t care if it made sense. Honestly, I respect that kind of chaos.

The humor hits that perfect spot between dumb and clever. There’s a scene where the royal advisor tries to lecture you about “proper conduct with livestock” while you’re literally hiding behind hay bales with the princess moaning your name. It’s stupidly hot and stupidly funny. And the futa twist? Didn’t see that coming (pun totally intended). The first time it happens, you just stare for a second like - wait, did that just grow? But it works because the tone never shifts into serious mode; it stays playful, teasing, constantly flirting with absurdity. There’s even a lactation gag that somehow turns into a group scene, and by then you’ve stopped questioning logic entirely. You just go with it.

I kinda wish the farmer had more dialogue options though; sometimes he just grunts or blushes when you want him to say something dirtier. But maybe that’s part of the charm - you project your own filth onto him. The art style’s got that soft, round look that makes everything feel warm even when it’s absolute debauchery. And yeah, I laughed out loud when the princess called herself “royal pork” mid-handjob. Who writes that? Whoever they are, they get it. It’s horny, messy, self-aware, and doesn’t apologize for any of it.

I swear this game started like it was gonna be a chill slice-of-life thing, you know, fixing up a bar and chatting with fluffy locals, maybe flirting a bit. Then boom - five minutes in and you’re already managing drink orders while a nine-foot-tall wolf girl leans over the counter asking if you “need help cleaning the taps.” Bro. I didn’t even save yet. The animations are way too smooth for how stupidly horny the dialogue gets; like someone spliced together a dating sim and a fever dream. I tried to focus on the management system - stocking bottles, balancing budgets - but my brain short-circuited when the shark waitress asked if I wanted her to “stir the cocktail with her tongue.” I mean, yeah, I clicked yes, obviously, but still. Priorities, man.

Weird thing is, it’s actually kind of romantic sometimes. Not in the Hallmark way, more like the “accidentally fell in love with a monster girl who can crush a truck” kind of way. The writing swings between goofy and sincere, like one second you’re laughing at a pun about tail fluff, the next you’re knee-deep in a confession scene that hits harder than expected. Then there’s the POV stuff - it’s uncomfortable how immersive it gets. You can practically feel the fur brushing your skin during those scenes, and I don’t know if that’s impressive or just unsettling. The devs clearly thought, “what if we made eye contact illegal.” Mission accomplished. Also, the tit sizes? Absolutely ridiculous. Like, there’s physics happening that defy every known law of gravity and I respect that level of commitment.

I did find myself yelling at the screen once when a minigame bug froze right before a creampie scene - tragic, truly - but I forgave it almost instantly because the bartender fox called me “boss” again in that tone that makes your spine melt. It's messy, it’s horny, it’s accidentally wholesome, and somehow it all works. Or maybe I’m just too far gone into the furry hole to tell anymore. Either way, yeah, the bar’s open, and no one’s leaving sober.

New city, new campus, new guys to ruin your sleep schedule. You load this thing up on your phone, lying on the bed with Discord still pinging in the background, and suddenly you’re this awkward but kinda cute dude who doesn’t know anyone yet. No long intro, no epic narration, just you, some messy dorm energy, and a bunch of boys that look like they jumped out of a horny Twitter art thread. What really caught me is how the whole thing feels a bit rough around the edges, like someone’s sketchbook came to life. The animations are simple but they move just enough to make that bulge bounce, that tail flick, that tongue lick just a bit too slow. It’s not clean or perfect and that actually makes it hotter. Feels more intimate, like you’re looking at a horny VN someone drew on Clip Studio Paint at 4% battery and too many thoughts.

You start bumping into guys in class, in the hallway, at some stupid student club that clearly nobody funds, and at first it’s all normal. Small talk, cute faces, shy smiles, some joke about homework that you instantly forget. Then the writing flips and they start dropping hints. One has that quiet “I’ve been hurt before” vibe, another one acts like a cocky influencer but blushes the second you push him. There’s a wolf boy who looks like he smells like gym and cheap deodorant in the best way, and when he leans too close during a dialogue scene you kind of feel it in your chest and your dick at the same time. Some scenes go from “hey, wanna grab coffee” to “oh, you’re grinding on my lap in a dark corner” in like three clicks, with their ears twitching and eyes half lidded, and the MC just… lets it happen. The sex scenes don’t pretend to be classy. You get heavy breathing text, precum dripping on abs, your cock pushed between soft fur and hard muscle, guys moaning your name while their tails stiffen and their hips jerk. Sometimes they go a bit fast into the intimacy, like one second they’re sharing trauma and next second you’re raw-dogging on a dorm bed with messy sheets and a sock on the floor that’s really bothering me for some reason.

What I like is that the game doesn’t try to be “perfect representation” or some big statement, it just lets you be a horny dude meeting other guys who are complicated and needy and kind of idiots. There’s sweetness too, like when one of them opens up about some old dream he gave up on and you’re there, just texting him late at night, choosing if you flirt or actually listen. Sometimes the pacing is weird and a serious moment gets crushed by a sudden lewd CG where his dick is already out and your brain needs a second to catch up. Some routes feel way too short and a few scenes repeat backgrounds so much I started recognizing every pixel, but then again I replayed one particular confession scene three times just to see the different ways he reacts to you calling him “good boy”. The best part is when the game lets you be a little bastard: teasing, sending risky messages, watching the typing bubble appear in your head like WhatsApp, then touching him in public, ears flattening, cheeks red, trying not to whimper while you palm him through his jeans. It’s messy, kind of emotional, a bit unpolished, but there’s this raw hunger when two guys finally snap and make out, tongues deep, hands under shirts, claws on your back, your cock pressed between his thighs, and for a second the clumsy art and simple menus almost disappear because you’re just there, breathing with them, hard as hell.

Truck-kun strikes again and this poor shut-in kid wakes up in what feels like some horny MMO server that forgot to implement shame. The start is kind of funny, he’s just confused, staring at this fantasy city where every alley smells like sex and magic, and you can almost hear the goddess going “yeah, you’ll figure it out, good luck, idiot.” I went in thinking classic loser-isekai with big boobs slapped on top, but it actually leans hard into that “you are prey here” feeling. First time you wander near the red light area and see a fluffy fox girl arguing with a slime prostitute about who stole whose client, it hits you this place runs on lust as normal currency. The voyeur stuff kicks in fast too: there’s a scene where you peek through shuttered windows and catch a centaur girl milking a cow-girl, swapping buckets, both laughing, and you can just keep watching them get more handsy while the MC gets painfully hard and does nothing about it. Or you can interrupt like a creep and change the whole vibe. Totally didn’t reload that twice. Nope.

What surprised me is how the game keeps throwing you into situations where your dick is negotiating with your sense of self. The succubus you chase at the beginning feels like “main heroine” at first, she’s all teasing smiles and fake kindness, but later you realize she is farming you like a battery. The first time she pins you down, riding you while tentacles hold your wrists and ankles, dripping some glowing stuff on your chest that slowly changes your body, it’s hot and really unpleasant at the same time. There’s this detail where she makes you drink from her, and you see your own chest twitch like it wants to grow, then stops. It’s such a tiny thing, but it sells that you are one wrong choice away from full transformation. Then later a cow-horned brothel madam offers you a “job” where you can either fuck clients or be fucked by them, including some very pushy monster girls who pay extra to drain you dry. The prostitution angle is weirdly casual: NPCs talk about it like normal work, while you’re standing there half-naked in a collar, wondering why the hell this contract asks if you are okay with lactation scenes. There’s a repeatable event where a spider girl uses you as her personal toy, dangling you over a nest and milking you into jars, and the game treats it like just another shift. It’s messed up. I loved it. I hated it. I kept coming back to try different paths like some degenerate speedrunner, all while listening to old YMCK tracks in another tab and thinking, yeah, this is absolutely not how my childhood idea of “fantasy world” looked.