This thing feels like someone smashed together a horny farming sim, a shitpost from Reddit, and that one fanfic where the author clearly loved the side characters more than the main plot. You land on this messy little farm that used to be great, apparently, and now it is basically a sex zoo with paperwork. The game tells you “you’re the boss,” but half the time it feels like you’re babysitting a bunch of needy, fuck-hungry animals that want attention, training, and way too much breeding. And yeah, it actually *is* about breeding, not just teasing. You’re throwing monsters into pens, pairing them up, checking stats like some perverted Pokémon professor who discovered heat cycles and never looked back.

What I liked is how fast it stops pretending to be classy. At first you think “oh, cute, farm, animals, funny,” then five minutes later you’re tweaking pairings just to see what kind of filthy hybrid comes out. I had this one scene where I pushed a tired beast way too hard because I wanted a specific trait, and it just collapsed in the pen while the game kind of shrugged like, “yeah, that happens.” No dramatic music, just a lazy system message and a worn out stud that still looks horny. The whole thing swings from hilarious to kinda fucked up in one click. And it is great. But also too much. But also I kept going, so that probably says more about me than about the game.

It has that very fanfic energy where canon logic is smiling politely in the corner while the author is busy writing “what if this cow-girl gets bred five times in a day and is still smiling” scenes. There was this moment where I finally unlocked a new area, expecting some big story thing, and instead it was just more ways to pimp out my livestock for coins and rare traits. No moral choices, no deep emotional payoff, just “you want better cum stats, right?” And I still clicked everything. At the same time, some parts feel oddly sweet, like when you check a creature’s profile and there’s this tiny line about what it “likes” in a partner. Completely unnecessary, totally horny, kind of adorable. I wish they pushed that little personality layer harder but they probably won’t and I kind of like that it stays half-baked and horny instead of turning into some tragic romance saga. The humor is stupid in a good way, like a Discord channel that never sleeps. Somewhere between min-maxing breeding schedules and selling off “extra stock,” you realize you’ve been staring at animated animal porn for way too long and the game still has new positions to throw at you. Then you breed one more pair anyway.

On a bustling subway ride, raw lust takes over as a desperate dude finds himself pressed against a sexy, eager passenger. The claustrophobic train cabin becomes the perfect playground for their lust.

The sultry woman is soaking and hungry for attention, those huge tits demanding to be touched. His lips find her eager pussy, sliding his tongue in while the train rattles on.

Crowded but unnoticed, their dirty little secret unfolds. Suddenly, more bodies press in and a relentless gangbang explodes in the tight quarters.

Hot bukkake covers every inch of her body, painting her like a living canvas. They lose themselves completely in the raw, unfiltered pleasure of the moment.

This game throws you straight into a brutal, no-holds-barred subway sex frenzy. Experience the ultimate subway train debauchery where every inch of skin gets covered in cum.

Feel the heat of the subway car crush around you as you dive headfirst into this lust-fueled adventure. Start the game and watch as the slutty girl and her eager partners explode with pleasure in the tight confines of the train.

Tentacles Thrive looks like a game someone built while horny and half distracted by YouTube, and honestly that kind of fits the vibe. You land in this weird little fantasy world where humans are kinda fucked as a race and tentacles are basically the new natural resource. The game throws you at Lilith pretty fast, this big-titted priestess type who’s supposed to be all proper and holy, and then five clicks later you’re breeding squirmy monsters with her blessing like it’s just another day at work. She’s in that awkward space between “serious story heroine” and “girl in a porn game who absolutely knows what’s going on but pretends she doesn’t”, which is kinda funny because the plot suddenly tries to act deep right when she gets told she can’t go home anymore. That scene actually hit harder than I expected for something where I had just watched a slimy purple tentacle wrap around a girl’s chest and make her moan like she swallowed a vibrator. It’s like the dev wasn’t sure if they’re making hentai farmville or low-budget JRPG drama and decided to do both halfway.

The whole thing is still alpha as hell, so it feels more like poking around a test server than playing a finished game. Turn system is kinda there, kinda not, so sometimes fights feel like you’re pressing buttons in Genshin while on auto and hoping the bars move in the right direction. There’s already three tentacle species to mess with, and each one has a slightly different personality vibe in how they’re used, but only one of them actually has sound, which is weird. You get these nice sloppy wet fx when that one species is pounding into a girl’s slick pussy, tits bouncing and tentacles squeezing her nipples, and then you switch to another monster and suddenly everything is mute, like someone turned the porn to silent mode and walked out of the room. Sex scenes cut off right when you’re expecting a full “after” shot too. You get all this teasing build up, Lilith or some other girl getting grabbed, pulled open, tentacles forcing her legs wide, one sliding between fat breasts and another pushing into her dripping hole, her eyes rolling back, talking about how she can’t take any more… then it fades out just when you’re waiting for that messy finish CG. As an integrity tester this drives me crazy because it feels exactly like a missing asset bug. As a horny player it’s worse. Also, there’s no proper UI to see your whole collection of monsters, so half the time I’m trying to remember what I bred where like I’m checking old chats in Telegram. Still, even in this scuffed state, the game already has that “I’ll just click one more time” loop where you’re chasing new tentacle combos, seeing how far you can push the girls before the story yanks you back into pretending you care about saving humanity and not just stuffing every busty priestess with writhing limbs.

Experience a nonstop day-to-night grind balancing work and wild nights in this immersive RPG. Start your mornings buried in study sessions, sharpening your skills to unlock higher-paying gigs and climb social ranks. As night falls, cast off your daytime responsibilities and lose yourself in vibrant clubs and underground parties.

A narrative weaves through your journey, guiding you toward mysterious figures and secret locations loaded with opportunity. Cross paths with captivating individuals whose alliances will test your loyalty and ambition.

Build your fortune through sweat and savvy during the day or risky deals and thrilling escapades after dark. Your choices decide your fate: become a powerhouse in the workforce or rule the nightlife as a charismatic rogue.

It’s a raw simulation of living on the edge, where work, play, and desire collide in a potent mix. Command respect in the workplace while seducing the city’s most alluring faces, or let temptation drag you into chaos.

Time pushes you forward, compelling you to grab every chance at fame, fortune, and forbidden fun.