What a Legend! v0.7.05
Guy shows up in the capital with one braincell goal: “I want to stop jerking off alone.” That’s it. No grand plan, no deep life purpose, just horny ambition and a packed underwear situation. Then game looks at him and says “cute, but no” and throws this smoking hot mystery woman in his way who basically speedruns his whole life into a weird sex RPG. It feels like the universe matched him with a chaotic cougar dungeon master on Tinder and he clicked “accept” without reading the profile.
The funny part is how it keeps pretending to be a serious fantasy quest while you’re literally peeking through keyholes to see bored wives doing self-care with toys because their husbands are away "at war" or whatever excuse. One moment I was trying to min-max charisma to unlock some noble lady route, next moment I’m in a barn, hand halfway up some stacked farmer’s wife’s dress, trying to hit a “don’t get caught” prompt while a cow looks at me like I’m the weird one. The game loves these tiny point & click puzzles where the reward is “you get to touch her tits” instead of gold, and somehow that works. Sometimes you just click everything on the screen like a monkey until you find the one thing that lets you progress to the next sex scene. I hate that. I also did it happily for an hour straight.
It feels like someone mashed an old-school dating sim with a horny fantasy DnD campaign and then forgot to balance anything. You think you’re doing smart choices, planning routes, managing affection like some romance spreadsheet in Google Sheets, and then a random milf with her tits almost falling out just leans over a table and suddenly all your planning becomes “ok I click the lewd option, who cares about consequences.” I tried to be a gentleman at first, then the game starts throwing masturbation scenes at you where your character is literally jerking it while spying through a window, and at that point my moral high ground just packed its bags and left. The animated bits are surprisingly expressive, like, you really feel when a hand slides under cloth or when someone gets groped in a dark hallway and gasps just a bit too loud. Sometimes I wished the sandbox stuff had more teeth, more risk, more people getting actually mad at me. It probably never will, and fine, I keep touching everything anyway. The humor is stupid and horny in that “I shouldn’t laugh but I do” way, like a cursed Discord server meme with boobs. Half the time I forgot what the main quest even is, because every side path is another frustrated woman, some magical creature with nice hips, and my idiot hero thinking with his dick and still, somehow, stumbling closer to being a legend instead of a public nuisance.
The funny part is how it keeps pretending to be a serious fantasy quest while you’re literally peeking through keyholes to see bored wives doing self-care with toys because their husbands are away "at war" or whatever excuse. One moment I was trying to min-max charisma to unlock some noble lady route, next moment I’m in a barn, hand halfway up some stacked farmer’s wife’s dress, trying to hit a “don’t get caught” prompt while a cow looks at me like I’m the weird one. The game loves these tiny point & click puzzles where the reward is “you get to touch her tits” instead of gold, and somehow that works. Sometimes you just click everything on the screen like a monkey until you find the one thing that lets you progress to the next sex scene. I hate that. I also did it happily for an hour straight.
It feels like someone mashed an old-school dating sim with a horny fantasy DnD campaign and then forgot to balance anything. You think you’re doing smart choices, planning routes, managing affection like some romance spreadsheet in Google Sheets, and then a random milf with her tits almost falling out just leans over a table and suddenly all your planning becomes “ok I click the lewd option, who cares about consequences.” I tried to be a gentleman at first, then the game starts throwing masturbation scenes at you where your character is literally jerking it while spying through a window, and at that point my moral high ground just packed its bags and left. The animated bits are surprisingly expressive, like, you really feel when a hand slides under cloth or when someone gets groped in a dark hallway and gasps just a bit too loud. Sometimes I wished the sandbox stuff had more teeth, more risk, more people getting actually mad at me. It probably never will, and fine, I keep touching everything anyway. The humor is stupid and horny in that “I shouldn’t laugh but I do” way, like a cursed Discord server meme with boobs. Half the time I forgot what the main quest even is, because every side path is another frustrated woman, some magical creature with nice hips, and my idiot hero thinking with his dick and still, somehow, stumbling closer to being a legend instead of a public nuisance.
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👁 986
💬 1
★★★★★
Goth Gasp v1.1
Everything in this game feels like it started as a joke in a Discord call and then somehow turned into a full porn project. You’re this laid back dude who clearly does not deserve the women around him, wandering around a new city pretending you have a plan, while your fired corporate-queen girlfriend Mia is actually doing the real work. Officially you’re “building a business”. In practice you’re stumbling into horny situations with every insane woman that gets within arm’s reach and hoping it counts as networking. It’s like LinkedIn if LinkedIn involved a lot more spit on dicks and girls grinding on office chairs.
The whole thing leans hard into humor that’s actually funny, not that try-hard meme garbage. The MC keeps throwing stupid lines, and half the time the girls roast him so hard you almost feel bad. Mia teases you like it’s a full-time job, switches from soft caring girlfriend to “I own your dick” boss energy in one click, then pretends it never happened and asks if you’ve answered your emails. One moment she’s talking budgets, next she’s on her knees under the desk, choking a little while she tries to keep eye contact, and you’re mashing options trying not to nut too early because the animation actually sells it. The 3D scenes are pretty detailed, with a lot of focus on mouths, tongue, lips sliding over shaft, all that wet movement that makes a blowjob scene feel alive instead of just puppet-mouth on loop. They even throw in teasing stuff like slow handjobs and that infuriating “she licks the tip and stops” thing, just long enough to make you want to punch your mouse.
It’s not just one girl either. Once Jade shows up, everything goes chaotic. She’s that eyeliner demon that drinks too much and flirts like it’s a knife fight. She’ll grab your crotch in the middle of a serious talk, laugh in your face, then dare you to keep up. There’s a scene where she’s pressed against you in a cramped corner, moaning into your neck while she palms your shaft through the clothes, and Mia walks in, and instead of the usual drama, it turns into this messed up, half-jealous, half-turned-on vibe. Then later you catch Jade with another girl, hands between soft thighs, slow lazy lesbian play that is more about staring and smirking than going straight to scissoring. Lots of groping, fingers teasing over nipples, kissing, one girl grinding on the other’s thigh while you watch like an idiot. Group stuff creeps in naturally, like “oh this business meeting really did just become three mouths and a very busy dick”. Tits get a lot of attention too, with proper titfuck angles where you see your shaft disappear between slick, squeezed breasts and a tongue slipping out to catch the tip. And somewhere in between all the cumshots and quick office hookups, the game pretends you’re making real choices about “partnerships” and “strategy”, which is adorable, because everyone knows you’re just clicking through emails until the next time someone lets you lick them open on the couch.
The whole thing leans hard into humor that’s actually funny, not that try-hard meme garbage. The MC keeps throwing stupid lines, and half the time the girls roast him so hard you almost feel bad. Mia teases you like it’s a full-time job, switches from soft caring girlfriend to “I own your dick” boss energy in one click, then pretends it never happened and asks if you’ve answered your emails. One moment she’s talking budgets, next she’s on her knees under the desk, choking a little while she tries to keep eye contact, and you’re mashing options trying not to nut too early because the animation actually sells it. The 3D scenes are pretty detailed, with a lot of focus on mouths, tongue, lips sliding over shaft, all that wet movement that makes a blowjob scene feel alive instead of just puppet-mouth on loop. They even throw in teasing stuff like slow handjobs and that infuriating “she licks the tip and stops” thing, just long enough to make you want to punch your mouse.
It’s not just one girl either. Once Jade shows up, everything goes chaotic. She’s that eyeliner demon that drinks too much and flirts like it’s a knife fight. She’ll grab your crotch in the middle of a serious talk, laugh in your face, then dare you to keep up. There’s a scene where she’s pressed against you in a cramped corner, moaning into your neck while she palms your shaft through the clothes, and Mia walks in, and instead of the usual drama, it turns into this messed up, half-jealous, half-turned-on vibe. Then later you catch Jade with another girl, hands between soft thighs, slow lazy lesbian play that is more about staring and smirking than going straight to scissoring. Lots of groping, fingers teasing over nipples, kissing, one girl grinding on the other’s thigh while you watch like an idiot. Group stuff creeps in naturally, like “oh this business meeting really did just become three mouths and a very busy dick”. Tits get a lot of attention too, with proper titfuck angles where you see your shaft disappear between slick, squeezed breasts and a tongue slipping out to catch the tip. And somewhere in between all the cumshots and quick office hookups, the game pretends you’re making real choices about “partnerships” and “strategy”, which is adorable, because everyone knows you’re just clicking through emails until the next time someone lets you lick them open on the couch.
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👁 2.2K
★★★★☆
Aeon’s Echo
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And by "switches", we suggest "that they become supah unsheathing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, so you can keep concentrating on your latest win - or even, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
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👁 944
★★★★★
Nudesona 5 Afterstory XXX Update 1
I didn’t expect a game about running Leblanc again to make me feel this weird mix of nostalgia and filthy excitement, but here we are. You’re back behind that tiny counter, coffee grinder humming like it’s pretending not to hear the moans from upstairs. The girls drift in one by one - older now, sharper around the edges - and there’s something so painfully intimate in how they talk to you, like every conversation could end in an argument or a kiss. The writing isn’t afraid of silence either; some dialogues just sit there, uncomfortable, until someone says something foolish and suddenly clothes start coming off. It’s both tender and obscene. I kinda hate that I love it.
The management part doesn’t even pretend to be realistic. You wipe tables, brew coffee, flirt, rinse, repeat - but then out of nowhere she’s leaning over the counter and whispering something that makes your hand slip on the mug handle. That small animation? Pure evil. Like it knows exactly what kind of attention you’re giving the screen. The sandbox structure helps though; it gives you space to do nothing, which somehow makes the sexy moments hit harder. There’s this little sound effect when affection goes up, a soft chime, and I swear it’s addictive like a dopamine drip. I wish the CG scenes weren’t locked behind such arbitrary stat checks, but maybe that’s part of the charm: earning indulgence through tedium. Or maybe I’m just rationalizing my own thirst.
There’s one night where everything slows down - no hints, no grinding, just her voice low and rough, saying things that almost sound like apologies. That single scene made the whole thing click for me. The lewdness stops being just porn and turns into something strangely personal, almost pathetic in its honesty. I don’t know if that was on purpose, probably not, but it worked. Play it like you’d sip cold coffee after closing time - half bitter, half sweet, all wrong. Don’t rush anything. Let it wreck your pacing.
The management part doesn’t even pretend to be realistic. You wipe tables, brew coffee, flirt, rinse, repeat - but then out of nowhere she’s leaning over the counter and whispering something that makes your hand slip on the mug handle. That small animation? Pure evil. Like it knows exactly what kind of attention you’re giving the screen. The sandbox structure helps though; it gives you space to do nothing, which somehow makes the sexy moments hit harder. There’s this little sound effect when affection goes up, a soft chime, and I swear it’s addictive like a dopamine drip. I wish the CG scenes weren’t locked behind such arbitrary stat checks, but maybe that’s part of the charm: earning indulgence through tedium. Or maybe I’m just rationalizing my own thirst.
There’s one night where everything slows down - no hints, no grinding, just her voice low and rough, saying things that almost sound like apologies. That single scene made the whole thing click for me. The lewdness stops being just porn and turns into something strangely personal, almost pathetic in its honesty. I don’t know if that was on purpose, probably not, but it worked. Play it like you’d sip cold coffee after closing time - half bitter, half sweet, all wrong. Don’t rush anything. Let it wreck your pacing.
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👁 4.2K
💬 2
★★★★☆
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★★★★★
Dark Hearts v0.1
Guy wakes up, goes to school, talks to people, checks his phone, jerks off, somehow still ends up in the middle of some freaky supernatural drama. That’s more or less the vibe here. It pretends to be “ordinary life” at first, with you walking around campus, clicking on girls, trying to be smooth in a very not smooth way. You’ve got the usual routine stuff like chatting, trying not to be broke, watching your stats creep up little by little. Then the game starts throwing weird shit at you. People looking at you like they know something you don’t, random events that feel off, like the world is slightly tilted. And between all that, yeah, a lot of boobs and asses in your face.
The fun part for me was how it jumps between horny comedy and this kind of awkward paranormal mystery without warning. One minute a teacher with a ridiculous big ass is bending over the desk, asking you to “stay after class” while you’re trying not to stare at her tits bouncing when she moves. Next minute there is this serious dialogue about your “gift” and power and you’re like, ok but can we go back to that handjob scene in the locker room, I was busy. Some girls are openly teasing you, especially this one who loves humiliating you in a playful way, sitting you down and using your lap like her personal armrest while whispering into your ear how pathetic you look hard in public. Proper female dom vibe, but not hardcore torture, more like she enjoys holding the leash and watching you squirm. Then somewhere else you flip the script and push a shy girl against a wall outside the classroom, she’s blushing like crazy, trying to cover her huge tits while at the same time letting you slide a hand under her shirt. The game lets you swing between being controlled and being in control, sometimes in the same scene, which is kinda messy but also feels like an actual horny teenager brain: no consistency at all.
Sex stuff is mostly wrapped in this dating sim structure where you’re slowly building relationships, picking dialogue that doesn’t always make sense, and hoping you clicked the right option before the blowjob scene triggers. There’s an early moment where you’re stuck on a bench with this loud, funny girl who keeps joking about flashing the entire courtyard. She actually pulls up her skirt just enough to show you she’s not wearing panties, then just sits there like it’s nothing, letting random NPCs pass by while you’re hard as a rock and praying nobody notices the tent. It’s exhibitionist but also stupidly lighthearted, like she treats your cock as a reaction test. Later she casually drags you behind a building and drops to her knees like she’s tying her shoes, then you feel her mouth and the camera angles start moving in that slightly janky way that reminds you this is all built in 3D custom girl stuff. The animation is not Hollywood quality or whatever, sometimes the lips don’t line up perfect, but I don’t know, there’s something charming about it. It feels like watching a dirty fan video instead of a polished studio project, and for this kind of game that kinda fits. I still hate the tiny thing where the text box keeps covering the best part of the scene if you forget to hide it, and it annoys me every time and I keep forgetting to change it in the options, and now I’m annoyed again just thinking about it. Anyway, you wander the school, click things, get teased, sometimes humiliate or get humiliated, blowjob here, handjob there, occasional romantic moment that almost feels sweet until someone cracks a joke about your stamina. And in the background this whole “you’re special, people want to use your power” story goes on, which I honestly kept half ignoring whenever a girl with big tits walked on screen. But then again, that’s kind of realistic too.
The fun part for me was how it jumps between horny comedy and this kind of awkward paranormal mystery without warning. One minute a teacher with a ridiculous big ass is bending over the desk, asking you to “stay after class” while you’re trying not to stare at her tits bouncing when she moves. Next minute there is this serious dialogue about your “gift” and power and you’re like, ok but can we go back to that handjob scene in the locker room, I was busy. Some girls are openly teasing you, especially this one who loves humiliating you in a playful way, sitting you down and using your lap like her personal armrest while whispering into your ear how pathetic you look hard in public. Proper female dom vibe, but not hardcore torture, more like she enjoys holding the leash and watching you squirm. Then somewhere else you flip the script and push a shy girl against a wall outside the classroom, she’s blushing like crazy, trying to cover her huge tits while at the same time letting you slide a hand under her shirt. The game lets you swing between being controlled and being in control, sometimes in the same scene, which is kinda messy but also feels like an actual horny teenager brain: no consistency at all.
Sex stuff is mostly wrapped in this dating sim structure where you’re slowly building relationships, picking dialogue that doesn’t always make sense, and hoping you clicked the right option before the blowjob scene triggers. There’s an early moment where you’re stuck on a bench with this loud, funny girl who keeps joking about flashing the entire courtyard. She actually pulls up her skirt just enough to show you she’s not wearing panties, then just sits there like it’s nothing, letting random NPCs pass by while you’re hard as a rock and praying nobody notices the tent. It’s exhibitionist but also stupidly lighthearted, like she treats your cock as a reaction test. Later she casually drags you behind a building and drops to her knees like she’s tying her shoes, then you feel her mouth and the camera angles start moving in that slightly janky way that reminds you this is all built in 3D custom girl stuff. The animation is not Hollywood quality or whatever, sometimes the lips don’t line up perfect, but I don’t know, there’s something charming about it. It feels like watching a dirty fan video instead of a polished studio project, and for this kind of game that kinda fits. I still hate the tiny thing where the text box keeps covering the best part of the scene if you forget to hide it, and it annoys me every time and I keep forgetting to change it in the options, and now I’m annoyed again just thinking about it. Anyway, you wander the school, click things, get teased, sometimes humiliate or get humiliated, blowjob here, handjob there, occasional romantic moment that almost feels sweet until someone cracks a joke about your stamina. And in the background this whole “you’re special, people want to use your power” story goes on, which I honestly kept half ignoring whenever a girl with big tits walked on screen. But then again, that’s kind of realistic too.
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👁 1.3K
★★★☆☆