Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Ricky’s problem is very simple and very dirty. He can’t stop thinking about his neighbor’s girl, that hot blonde with the heavy tits and lazy smile, Rangiku. The game throws you right into his fantasy, only it’s not fantasy this time. Nick is away, room is quiet, lights kind of dull like late afternoon porn, and she’s there on the bed, knocked out, sleeping in that careless way that makes everything feel even more forbidden. Her boobs rise and fall with each slow breath, shirt a bit too tight, panties just a little visible when the camera lingers. Nothing screams at you, the pace is slow, almost shy at first, which makes it more fucked up when you realize what you’re about to help him do.

What I liked a lot is how the sound carries the whole thing. It’s not Hollywood sex moans. It’s softer, closer, like your ear is near her mouth. The faint rustle of the sheet when you move her clothes, that tiny sigh when fabric brushes over her nipples, the way the room stays quiet except for her breathing and your own heartbeat that you almost imagine. No big music track, no stupid upbeat tune killing the mood. Just her, half asleep, and this horny idiot Ricky who keeps pushing his luck. Sometimes the camera holds too long on her face while she’s still snoozing, and you just stare, waiting for a blink that never comes, which is somehow hot and a bit creepy. Kinda like when a hentai screenshot suddenly feels more alive than your ex.

You’re not passively watching either. You click, you choose where his hand goes first. Do you slide her top up slowly and expose those big soft breasts, or pull the blanket down and stare at the curve of her ass pressed against the mattress? When you peel her clothes off piece by piece, she doesn’t fully wake up, but her body reacts, hips twitch, lips part, a low moan slips out like she’s lost inside a wet dream. At some point, when Ricky finally fucks her, the game lets you control the rhythm. Short, shallow thrusts that tease you more than her, then deeper ones where her sleepy moans get longer, more needy, like her body is saying yes while her mind is still floating. It’s filthy and very porn logic, you know it, yet your hand keeps moving the mouse. I kinda hated that her hair clips look a bit wrong in some angles, like they copied them from a cheap cosplay photo and never fixed the model, and it kept distracting me, but then her tits bounce and I forget what I was complaining about. The whole thing feels like a slow, sticky fantasy you’d jerk off to after watching a Bleach AMV on some sketchy site, only now you’re the one deciding how far Ricky goes with Rangiku’s sleeping, busty body.

Nami finally gets what every angry fanfic writer secretly wanted to do with her for years, and it’s honestly fucked up in a hot way. The game just throws you right into it: no long intro, no boring setup, she’s already caught, stripped, tied with arms and legs pulled up like she’s on display, all that red hair falling everywhere while she’s basically folded like luggage. It’s closer to a mean little interactive hentai loop than some big “game”, but the dev leans into that hardcore. You get the camera right on her big tits first, and they actually feel heavy when they bounce, which I wasn’t expecting from something this short. Her boobs are mashed together around a cock for a proper titfuck, nipples shining, and you’re just dragging along that soft paizuri groove, watching her forced to play along. She looks pissed and embarrassed at the same time, eyes wet, cheeks red, but her mouth opens anyway because yeah, she doesn’t get a vote here.

Then the game stops pretending to be gentle. The switch from squeezing her tits to using her mouth is really abrupt, in a good shitty way. One second you’re enjoying her cleavage, next second her head is yanked forward and the guy is ramming his cock down her throat like he’s trying to reorganize her insides. It’s not a sweet blowjob, it’s full-on facefuck, teeth scraping sometimes, spit flying, mascara-trail kind of energy, except she’s Nami so it hits different if you grew up on One Piece. Her voice hits that broken, gagging sound that you usually have to hunt for in long videos. There’s a few moments where the camera angle is too close and you mostly see tongue and tears and not much else, and somehow that messiness is what made it hotter for me. Facial abuse vibes everywhere, even when they don’t actually finish on her face yet. You just know that’s where this is heading later.

After that, when they finally get tired of using her mouth like a toy, they start paying attention to her lower half, and this part is way more intimate and rough at the same time. Nami’s legs are still tied up, ass slightly raised, pussy wet and spread open like they’ve been teasing her for a while offscreen. You get control to finger her, and the game really focuses on that wet pussy shine, the way her body moves when you push in and out. There’s a bit of ass fingering flavor in how close the fingers slide, lingering between her cheeks before going back to her slit. It doesn’t go full anal, but it edges around it enough that your brain fills the gap. She’s clearly not “enjoying” it in the romantic sense, it’s ***, straight up, but the art gives those tiny moments where her hips twitch forward and you can read it however your brain is wired. It feels wrong and hot and a little too short. And then just when things finally get really interesting and you expect a full-on fuck scene, it cuts off. Demo over. No proper climax, no final cumshot, just you staring at this tied up redhead with big boobs, abused and used, and your hand already on your dick wondering why the hell they decided to stop exactly when it started to really work.

It starts like some dumb trivia thing, you know? A quiz about pirates and anime girls with tits too perfect to exist. You think it’s harmless, just answering questions about ships, Devil Fruits, whatever. But then the pictures start coming up - Nami bending over a treasure chest, that little smirk on her lips like she knows exactly what you’re doing behind your screen. I laughed at first, like, this is so trashy. And then I kept clicking. Every right answer pulls another layer off her, or Robin, or sometimes both, tangled in something that feels more like a fantasy scribbled in the corner of a sketchbook than an actual game. It’s ridiculous how fast you forget the “quiz” part and start chasing the next image, like you’re earning them instead of just watching porn.

The art looks hand-drawn by someone who really loves these women - too much maybe. Robin’s hips look heavy, soft, like they’d move slow if she was riding you. Nami’s red hair catches every fake highlight, but somehow it works; it makes her look sweaty, alive. There’s one animation hidden deep in the harder level where she’s taking it rough, face covered in cum, and even though it’s obviously exaggerated, there’s something filthy-sweet about it. Like she’s still teasing you mid-blowjob. I don’t even like hentai quizzes (who invented that?), but this one got me because it plays like a strip tease for nerds. Answer wrong and she stays dressed, mocking you. Answer right and she rewards you in the dirtiest way possible.

Weirdly, it made me think about lingerie design. The way fabric hides just enough skin, same logic here - each click peels back another secret. I kind of wish the sound effects weren’t so cheap, but maybe that’s part of its charm. It’s not pretending to be classy. It’s raw, loud, horny, and yeah, probably made by someone who hasn’t touched grass in years. Still, I’d wear something inspired by Nami’s final scene: orange silk, messy ribbon, nothing left to imagine.