Game feels like someone took a porn hub doctor fantasy, shook it in a jar, forgot to polish anything, then just tossed it on the site and said “yeah, good enough”. And honestly? It kinda works. You play this hotshot doctor who’s surrounded by these rich, spoiled women with big tits and way too much free time. They show up at your hospital like it’s a VIP spa, more interested in getting you between their legs than getting actual treatment. Half the time I forgot there was even a “medical” reason for them to bend over the table. Not complaining. Just saying.

The structure is simple on paper, but once you click around it starts feeling like a horny visual diary. You’ve got a bunch of days to mess with, and each day you choose what to focus on: being a decent doctor, or being a complete sex-obsessed idiot who fucks his way through every uniform in the building. One moment you’re in a real exam room with a nervous patient in a tight dress, trying to keep things professional while she keeps asking if “it’s normal” her nipples get hard when you touch her. Next moment you’re outside in some fancy park with the same girl, pretending it’s “post-op mobility training” while she’s riding you on a bench like it’s a fitness test. The choices look basic at first, like “do the exam correctly” or “get handsy”, but they stack up. I picked the horny option way too often and ended in an ending that felt like some POV compilation you’d find scrolling through xHamster at work on your phone when you absolutely shouldn’t.

What really sold me is how it leans into that mix of roleplay and fake seriousness. The nurse in her tight white uniform pretending to be shocked, then whispering that she can “help you relax” in the storeroom. The rich woman who clearly came just to strip for you in the hospital bed while you pretend to check her heartbeat, but the stethoscope is long forgotten and your dick is not. Sometimes it feels like a cheap videoclips playlist, with these little scenes that cut in and out, but then you hit a choice that actually changes where she shows up later. One patient who I tried to treat properly in the hospital popped up later in the library, hair up, glasses on, pretending to study while hinting that she “owes you” and ending up on her knees between the shelves. I grabbed a few loops with ScreenToGif of her sucking you off from that nice low angle, because the POV is dirty in a very amateur way that I like. It’s not all perfect, a couple of scenes feel like they end right when I was ready to nut and then suddenly we jump to another day like nothing happened, and sometimes the “professional doctor” route feels weirdly empty compared to the pervy one. But then again, the game keeps throwing these tiny payoffs where a woman you barely remember shows up again, this time more open, more horny, more ready to undress in public. I told myself I would try a full serious doctor playthrough next time, no sex, all ethics. I won’t.

The first thing I thought when I opened *Lusty Buccaneers* was, “oh god, it’s going to be another lazy parody,” but then the main menu music hit me with this weirdly sensual flute loop that made me laugh and also kinda set the tone. You’re this half-dressed pirate guy who somehow keeps running into women that look suspiciously like they escaped from a certain famous anime, only now they’re way more interested in licking rum off your chest than finding treasure. I didn’t expect the story to actually *try*, but it does - sort of. One minute you’re fighting a sea monster, the next you’re having a long, awkward talk with a woman whose boobs look like they could sink a small ship. The writing swings between goofy and horny like it can’t decide if it wants to be a joke or a fantasy, and that’s exactly why it works.

There’s this scene with Nami - well, “Nami” with an extra vowel somewhere - that’s supposed to be a negotiation, but halfway through she just leans in and starts teasing you with her foot under the table. I swear I dropped my phone. The animation is smoother than it needs to be for something that’s basically porn with dialogue, and yet it still glitches when you try to scroll back during a titfuck scene. The devs clearly love their characters though; even the background girls have these tiny details, like the way Vivi’s eyes flick up when she’s pretending not to stare at you. Sometimes the pacing goes nuts - you’ll go from a group sex scene straight into a heartfelt chat about loyalty, and I couldn’t tell if I was supposed to be turned on or emotional.

What I weirdly liked most is that it doesn’t care about being consistent. One moment the protagonist is this cocky bastard, next he’s shy like a schoolboy when Boa gets too close. It makes him feel more human, even if his anatomy clearly isn’t. I wish they’d fix the dialogue box though - it covers half of Robin’s face during the best parts. But maybe that’s the point. Maybe pirates never get clean views of anything. I don’t know. I just know I kept playing longer than I meant to.

Ash in a smoky pub, legs spread, hat tipped down, pretending she doesn’t notice a whole squad of horny heroes staring at her like she’s the last SSR in the banner. That’s the whole vibe here. You’re not getting some huge universe lore, you’re basically loading straight into the part everybody skips to on Pornhub, except now you’re the camera and you’re the bastard deciding how hard she gets fucked. It feels like that moment on FapZone or Nutaku when you roll a limited banner, see the rainbow glow and think “ok, this is about to drain my wallet and my balls”. She’s parked on that couch like a paid event unit: high value, low patience, and absolutely begging to be tested from every angle. You’re right in her face, almost smelling the sweat and cheap liquor, watching her tits bounce while she rides like she’s trying to break your spine, not your cock, and it’s all focused on that challenge: make the cowgirl come so hard she can’t talk shit anymore.

What actually happens on screen is very simple, but your brain turns it into something bigger. You’re locking in on her hips going full piston while some very familiar faces step in and out of the scene, trading positions with zero shame. She leans down, hair in her face, moaning like she’s drunk and cockhungry, grinding herself deeper every thrust, like each stroke is one more pull on a gacha you can’t refund. Sometimes you mess the rhythm, you tap a little off, and the whole tempo breaks for a second, which is annoying as hell, but then she throws her head back and screams and you forget you were mad. The POV does a lot of heavy lifting here: you’re watching your dick vanish inside her over and over, see the way her stomach flexes when she bottoms out, the wet smear on your shaft when she lifts her ass an inch just to slam it back down. It’s ridiculous, it’s over the top, it’s exactly the kind of trash that makes you alt-tab back from Telegram just to finish the scene. Ashe riding you in cowgirl while some Overwatch veteran waits his turn is that specific brain rot you get only after wasting crystals on limited collabs in other porn games. You keep telling yourself “okay, one more climax and I close the tab”, like a whale saying “one last ten-pull”, and you already know you’re lying.

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