Feels like some cursed flash game I found in a dirty corner of Newgrounds long time ago, just this one actually knows what it wants: you’re the damn tentacle beast and Samus is the snack. No story walls, no fake morality, just straight to hunting the blonde bounty hunter through this little arena where everything is about timing and greed. First thing that surprised me: it’s basically a mini tug-of-war of “who fucks up first”, and usually it’s you. You smack her with a tentacle, strip a piece, think you’re a genius, then suddenly she blasts one of your “important” limbs because you picked the wrong one to shield and you’re sitting there like an idiot, naked in all the wrong ways. It’s stupidly simple, and also I sat staring at the screen for like ten rounds whispering “don’t dodge, don’t dodge” every time I pressed attack. And of course she dodged. Half the fun is in that tiny delay where you already clicked and can’t take it back and watch your bad decision happen in slow motion. Felt like old browser games where you learned the rules by getting punished, again and again, but this time the punishment is just “no tits for you yet”. Cruel but fair. Actually not fair, but still.

The whole stripping rhythm hits that teenage nostalgia in my head. Piece by piece you peel that iconic armor off her, and even if I already saw a thousand porn mods of her on Reddit, this one still got me because you have to earn every bit of skin. Helmet off. Shoulders gone. Chest plate cracked open. Her suit feels heavier each round, you kind of hear the old Metroid sounds in your brain while you watch her get more and more exposed. At the same time she’s not helpless at all, she’s this pissed-off anime blonde, eyes sharp, like she knows she’s in a hentai game and hates you for it, and that makes it hotter. I liked that you can’t just spam attack like a monkey. You attack, then have to choose which tentacle will block her shot. Pick wrong, she melts that limb and your whole plan dies. It’s a simple “click here, then here” loop, but once you’re close to stripping everything, your brain starts overthinking every click. My Chrome history looks shameful, my mouse hand sweaty, my other hand also busy, and somehow I still cared about not losing because defeat sends you back to the start with all the clothes on again and that actually hurts more than any bad ending. The final sex scenes you unlock are filthy in a very direct, old-school hentai way: full-on tentacle wrapping, her body twisted and pinned, face going from pissed to overwhelmed, suit just a memory, skin shining like some artist spent too many nights pausing original Metroid art for “research”. It’s rough, it’s not subtle at all, and I loved it, even though I’m absolutely going to pretend I didn’t bookmark it.

Samus in a tight shiny catsuit, Chief in that chunky green armor, and somehow it feels way dirtier than it has any right to be. The whole thing plays like someone grabbed your old Halo saves and your dusty Metroid memories, threw them into a Pornhub fever dream, and then just said, “Yeah, she’s getting fucked from behind and she’s loving every goddamn second of it.” There’s this funny clash between the big heroic vibe of both characters and the really simple goal here: watch Samus ride and take cock until that composure just melts. No slow tease, no fancy plot. She’s already bent, already offering that ass, and you’re just dropped into this future corridor where armor and pussy are the only things that matter. Feels like catching your favorite Nintendo heroine in the wrong universe entirely, with the right camera angle.

What hit me first is how much they lean into Samus actually moving, not just lying there like some bored hentai doll. She grinds back on Chief’s cock with this almost competitive rhythm, like she really is trying to win a “biggest slut in space” contest no one announced. Her blonde hair bouncing a little out of place, that tight suit clinging to every curve, and when you see the outline of his cock pushing into her, it’s stupid satisfying. I was watching it in Chrome on my laptop, had Discord open on the other monitor, kept alt-tabbing like an idiot because I thought I heard a sound. The details are inconsistent in a charming way. Her armor looks badass in one angle and then her pussy turns into the real center of gravity the next, all spread and shiny, and your brain just gives up on logic. The doggystyle focus is intense, like the animator had one favorite position and refused to pretend otherwise. And honestly, respect. There’s this tiny thing that bugged me, by the way: one of the sound loops clicks weirdly at the loop point and once you notice, it just sits in your ear, but then Samus moans louder and you kind of forget to care.

The banter is not spoken, obviously, but the body language kind of turns into its own dirty dialogue. The way she braces her hands, how her back arches, how her hips stutter when he goes deeper, it reads like she’s saying “harder” without a single line of text. Chief is more like a prop with a gun on his back, but it weirdly works, his big armored bulk just there to pound her like a machine and let her steal the show. One moment you’re thinking about how messed up it is to see this childhood sci fi duo used like porn puppets, next second you’re zooming the browser in a bit because the angle is too good and you don’t want to miss the way her pussy stretches around him. There’s this one loop where she looks back over her shoulder, just for a second, like she’s checking if you’re watching, and that one frame sells everything. You can almost imagine her stepping off some mission, wiping alien slime off the suit, then quietly sneaking into Chief’s quarters for a “debrief” that ends with her getting her ass slapped while he rams in from behind. Completely stupid, totally hot, and somehow it sticks in your head longer than it should for a quick hentai animation that’s basically just two iconic space warriors forgetting the galaxy so they can fuck in a hallway.

Samus gets yanked out of whatever heroic bullshit she was doing and dragged back into a cold, shiny police station that feels more like a porn set than HQ. No big build up, no epic mission briefing, just an anonymous call that sounds way too familiar and suddenly she is walking through empty corridors in that tight orange suit, visor reflecting all those sterile lights while you just know nothing here is about paperwork. It feels like someone took old Metroid vibes, stripped off the space horror and left only the part where you secretly waited for the armor to crack and show some skin. The tone is simple: she is the smartest person in the room and still walks straight into the most obvious trap, and you are there just to keep pushing her deeper into it.

What hits first is how the game treats her outfit like a slowly dying resource. Every mistake in the action sequences, every sloppy dodge, every time you get greedy and rush, something tugs, tears or melts off another piece of that famous suit. You are not just avoiding attacks, you are basically bargaining with your own horniness. "Yeah I can tank this hit, I kind of want to see what happens if that tentacle lands." Then it does, and there goes a shoulder plate, or the chest piece stretches in a way that would absolutely not pass Galactic regulations. There is this fun little moment where you mess up a jump by a pixel, she stumbles, and the camera lingers just a bit too long when a strap slides down. The game knows exactly what you are waiting for and keeps you stuck in that edge territory, half combat, half strip tease, never fully clean, never fully porn until you actually lose. And you will lose, on purpose.

The whole "Galactic Police" thing is just an excuse to lock her alone in this sterile maze and feed in tentacles from vents, walls, even the fucking ceiling like the building itself is horny. You are trying to plan routes, thinking like, "If I go left, that corridor had fewer enemies, I will keep the chest armor a bit longer," then suddenly two slimy arms show up from behind and pin her while another one curls around her waist. You can play it perfectly, sure, but the game kind of laughs at that. It keeps tempting you with close calls where one more hit would rip off the last bit of her suit over her ass, and you press the wrong key "by mistake". One time I actually paused on a scene where she was half stripped, helmet off, hair loose, tentacles wrapped halfway around her thighs, and I just sat there, staring, thinking about how Nintendo would probably explode if they saw this. Then I unpaused, missed a dodge again, and the scene went from teasing to full, messy hentai payoff with her gasping, choking a little, body arching as those things slide under what is left of her armor and then pull it off completely. The plot barely pretends to exist after that, and honestly, I did not care. She got tricked, she is outnumbered, and the only "investigation" you are really doing is how far the game will go if you stop fighting back. Turns out, very far. And then a bit further.

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