Waiting on a rooftop with a killer android who looks like 2B and has no idea what “professional distance” means is… yeah, this game nails that horny boredom feeling way too well. The whole setup is simple: mission’s not started yet, target is on the way, there’s nothing to do except stare at the city and your partner’s ass. And the camera keeps reminding you which one is more interesting. It’s a parody, but it leans into the fantasy instead of turning it into some dumb joke. You get that sharp, white-haired android look, the blindfold, the tight outfit, but here she’s less “emotionless weapon” and more “ok fine, we’re both turned on, drop the act.” It feels like someone took every thirsty comment under a Nier Automata cosplay photo and turned it into a short, focused sex simulator.

What I liked a lot is how interactive the pacing feels. You are not just staring; you are poking around, changing angles, changing positions, messing with her look a bit. There’s this nice rhythm where you start slow, just touching, enjoying her lying there, and then you suddenly realize you’ve cranked things up to rough, pulling her hips back in doggystyle while the world “out there” can wait. Mission? Yeah, in a second. The way the game handles her body movement when you switch into missionary actually surprised me, it feels weighty and soft at the same time. Sometimes the transitions are a bit clunky, like your brain expects a smoother shift when you swap position, but honestly after two or three thrusts I forgot about it. I kept playing with camera control more than I thought I would, trying to find that angle where you see her face twitch when you speed up, or where you see your cum land exactly where you want. The ejaculation options are ridiculously satisfying; it’s like they knew people would replay just to test different “paint jobs” on her skin and outfit. I’m poly in real life, so I usually prefer when games let me juggle multiple romances, but here having this one very focused, very horny connection with a single android actually works. It feels like a tight little scene instead of some big harem collecting thing, more like a quick but intense hookup in a universe you already know.

Not gonna pretend it’s perfect. The “wait for enemy, fuck partner” excuse for the plot is fun, but after a while I kinda wished there was one tiny reaction to enemies actually getting closer, like her snapping back to soldier mode for a second, then melting again when you pull her close. Also the customization is nice but too safe; I wanted more wrong options. Let me break the vibe, give her weird color combos or silly details, I don’t care about “canon accurate” when I’m already balls-deep in a parody. Some animations feel like they loop half a second too short, like my brain wants that extra follow-through, and my inner nerd notices. And somehow the sound is both really hot and occasionally too clean, like moans recorded in a studio, not in the dusty ruined city where they’re supposed to be hiding. Still, there was this one moment where I had her on her back, legs up, city lights half visible in the background, and I slowed everything down just to watch her chest rise and fall while I held right on the edge, then finished all over her belly. Sat there watching the mess drip down her skin, thinking, “Yeah, ok, this is exactly the kind of shit I used to look for on sketchy hentai sites, just actually interactive now.” And then I immediately went back in to try doggystyle with different outfit settings, because apparently I have no self-control and this game knows that a delayed mission is the best kind of foreplay.

So this one is called Demon Slay, right, and it's basically a bootleg visual novel with all the Kimetsu no Yaiba girls. Kanao, Shinobu, Mitsuri, Nezuko, even Tamayo. You pick one, click through some dialogue, and then the clothes start coming off. It's scuffed as hell, like someone made it in a weekend with free assets and a dream. The text is full of typos, the menus are ugly, and sometimes the buttons don't even line up on my phone. But you know what? The lewd scenes still work. Kanao's shy little stutter before she gets naked, Shinobu's fake smile while she's riding you, Mitsuri's ridiculous tits bouncing with that weird physics engine. It's cheap, it's broken, but it gets the job done.

The "dating sim" part is basically a joke. You don't really date anyone, you just pick a girl from a grid and then it's like five minutes of talking before the hentai starts. No choices that matter, no affection meters, nothing. Just straight to the good stuff. Which honestly, for a browser game on Android, is fine. I played it on my phone during a boring train ride and almost missed my stop because Tamayo's scene got surprisingly intense. She's supposed to be the calm demon lady but here she's a total freak. Go figure.

One thing that bugs me, the sound effects are just... wrong. Like a wet sponge being slapped against a wall. I had to mute it. But the art is decent enough, if you squint. Not great, but the girls look like themselves. Mostly. Nezuko's eyes are way too big, like a bug. Anyway, if you want a quick fap to Demon Slayer waifus without any story getting in the way, this is it. Just don't expect polish. Or logic. Or a working back button. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

So I'm scrolling through this mess of a game, right, and the first thing that hits me is how they didn't even try to hide what it is. Future setting, your daughter Moon hates your fucking guts, and you're stuck writing songs for her TV show. The android memory transfer thing is just window dressing for what's actually going on.

The spanking scene caught me off guard. Not because it's there, obviously it's there, but because the android girl just stands in the corner watching with this blank expression while you're going at it. Something about that dead-eyed stare while you're balls deep in your own kid. The creampie animations are deliberately rough, like someone animated them with one hand. I respect that.

What I don't respect is how the exhibitionism mechanics just... stop mattering halfway through. There's this whole thing with VARG glasses where anyone could theoretically see what you're doing, and then the game forgets about it completely. Poof. Gone. Like my motivation to keep playing after the third pregnancy scare that wasn't really a scare because the writing telegraphs everything.

The virgin android subplot is where things get genuinely weird in a way I wasn't expecting. She's technically never been touched but also has all these transferred memories of being absolutely railed. So when you finally get to the vaginal sex scene, she's crying but also giving instructions. It's uncomfortable in a way that feels intentional, unlike the rest of the game which is uncomfortable in a "someone's fantasy leaked onto a hard drive" way.

The group sex scene at the end. Three androids and Moon. Everyone's pregnant somehow. The future is wild.

The first thing I did was try to make her say "I love you" while I was balls deep in her charging port. She just blinked and asked if I wanted to adjust her breast firmness settings. That's Plastic Soul for you. A game about grief, replacement, and whether a silicone pussy can hold the memory of your dead wife better than your own hands can.

The son character buys this android, right? And you're supposed to mold her into a copy of the deceased wife. But the game never lets you forget she's not human. During one scene, I'm fingering her in the kitchen and she starts reciting the nutritional value of eggs. I laughed, then felt weird, then kept going. The mystery angle creeps in slowly. Wife's death wasn't an accident. Some files in the android's memory are corrupted. There's a neighbor who knows too much. I spent way too long trying to unlock a hidden scene where the android malfunctions mid-blowjob and her jaw locks. Worth it? Maybe. The hentai scenes are decent but the real pull is how uncomfortable everything feels. You're not supposed to be fully okay with this.

The android customization is deeper than expected. You can adjust her personality sliders, her voice pitch, even how she moans. I made her too submissive at first and she kept calling me "master" which killed the whole "replacing my wife" fantasy. Reset and went for a more melancholic tone. Better. There's a scene where she asks why you keep looking at old photos while she rides you. I didn't have an answer. The game didn't either. That's the point, I think. Or maybe I'm overthinking a game where you can cum on a robot's face and then discuss funeral arrangements.

The first time 2B gets pinned against that concrete wall, her legs wrapped around a machine that has no business being that flexible, I actually forgot this was a Derpixon joint for a second. Then the tongue thing happened. You know the one. That android mouth doing work that would make the YoRHa commander issue a formal reprimand, and the sound design here is doing something weird to my headphones like the audio equivalent of when you accidentally max out the bass on a car stereo and the mirrors start vibrating. The robot doesn't even have a face but somehow it's more expressive than half the visual novel protagonists I've sat through.

The extra endings are where this thing gets properly unhinged. Found one completely by accident when I thought I'd seen everything, clicked the wrong spot during the creampie sequence, and suddenly there's a whole different animation path that I'm pretty sure wasn't in the walkthrough I skimmed on some forum at 2AM while questioning my life choices. The cumshot physics deserve their own academic paper. Not realistic, but that's not the point is it. It's like someone looked at Nier Automata's existential dread about consciousness and said "what if we just made them fuck instead" and honestly? Valid artistic interpretation.

The walkthrough link in the description is actually necessary which annoys me because I hate admitting I need help but some of these ending triggers are hidden behind specific timing that I kept missing. Kept getting the same two scenes like an idiot until I caved. The robot's hip movements during the reverse position have no right being that smooth, there's this one frame where 2B's expression shifts and it's doing more storytelling than the entirety of route C. Wish there was a gallery mode to replay specific scenes without the clicking minigame but that's never getting patched. The whole thing runs in browser so at least I don't have to explain any suspicious downloads to my antivirus software that already judges me enough.

The whole thing feels like someone found a half finished Newgrounds animation from 2007 and just slapped some clickable hotspots on it. You know exactly what you're getting when you see "My Life as a Teenager Robot" in the tags, and yeah, it's Jenny Wakeman getting railed by these weird rock mutant things. The art style is deliberately crusty, like the creator stopped caring about line weight halfway through but honestly that adds to the charm? Or maybe I'm just nostalgic for when internet porn looked like it was drawn with a mouse in MS Paint.

There's this one scene where she's giving head and her eyes go all glitchy, pixels scattering for a second before she resets. That's the kind of detail that makes me wish the whole thing was more broken on purpose. Instead you get these stiff looped animations where the rock guys just sort of vibrate against her. The cumshot at the end is comically excessive, like a fire hose of white pixels, and I laughed out loud which I don't think was the intended reaction. The threesome bit has some weird clipping issues where one mutant's arm phases right through her torso and nobody acknowledges it. Jenny's just there with her permanent robot smile, taking it like a malfunctioning toaster.

I spent way too long trying to click on background elements hoping for easter eggs. There's a poster on the wall that looks like it might be a reference to something but the resolution is so crunchy I can't tell if it's a joke or just noise. The oral scenes have this wet sound effect that loops badly, cutting off mid squelch every three seconds. It drove me nuts. The android tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because without it you'd wonder why she doesn't need to breathe or why her joints bend backwards during one particularly ambitious position. The parody aspect is paper thin, just character designs and nothing else from the show. No Dr. Wakeman cameo, no Vexus, missed opportunity for some truly cursed material.

I don't know what I expected from a quiz game with 2B. Something classy? A dignified tribute to Yoko Taro's masterpiece? Instead I'm staring at her polygon tits while failing basic math problems. The whiplash is real.

Movement feels like steering a drunk shopping cart. WASD works but the camera fights you every step, zooming in on android crotch like it's magnetized. Full screen mode is mandatory unless you want your cursor wandering into second monitor territory mid-stroke. Learned that the hard way. The quiz itself is some trivia nonsense I couldn't care less about. Get answers right, clothes come off. Revolutionary game design right there. But here's the thing. The CG animation loops are actually decent. Like, suspiciously decent. 2B's ass has more physics simulation than the entire puzzle mechanic. Someone spent hours on jiggle coefficients and five minutes on question variety. I respect that misplaced dedication.

The Whoreizon team clearly knows their audience. No plot, no pretense, just 2B in increasingly compromising positions while you pretend to care about quiz answers. Voice lines are ripped straight from the source material, which adds this surreal layer of authenticity to what's essentially high-budget fap material. Alice's patreon plug sits right there in the corner like a guilt trip. She wants feedback. Okay Alice, here's feedback: the interaction prompt sometimes doesn't register unless you're practically grinding on the object. And why does zooming in make everything look like vaseline smeared on a lens? Still. Still. I finished the quiz.

Finally, someone addresses the crime against horny animation history. Six from Tripping the Rift was peak "cartoon that awakened something in me" material, but the show treated her like a swimsuit competition contestant in a blizzard. All tease, zero delivery. This browser thing just rips the bandaid off.

You pick a partner, you pick a position, and then it's basically a lo-fi sex tape machine. The animations loop with all the grace of a flipbook drawn during a turbulent flight. Sometimes Six's massive rack clips through her own torso like a Bethesda glitch, and honestly? That's the authentic early-2000s flash experience I didn't know I craved. The lizard guy option exists, which is a bold choice for the interspecies enthusiasts. His tail doesn't seem to know what it's doing half the time. Same, buddy. Same.

The sound design is what you'd expect if someone aggressively sampled wet macaroni sounds from a foley library and called it a day. The slapping noises have that compressed, crunchy quality that suggests the microphone was purchased at a gas station. It's perfect in the worst way. Like finding a worn-out VHS tape under a creepy uncle's bed. You know it's wrong but the nostalgia hits different. The robot partner option makes metallic grinding noises that are more industrial accident than sexy android, but I kept clicking through out of morbid fascination. What I wouldn't give for a volume slider that goes below "audible from space."

Don't expect any narrative payoff. The game assumes you've already done the mental gymnastics required to justify why a clown is an option. Just accept it and move on. Close your blinds, embrace the jank, and maybe keep a copy of the original show queued up for... context. Yeah, context.