Game starts and I think, ok, another cheap porn VN where you click next and jerk off and forget it after. I was half on my phone, half on my second monitor with Discord open, not taking it serious at all. Then suddenly I realize I actually care where this horny idiot of a MC is going and who he will fuck first. You control this awkward dude who wakes up one day and, surprise, he is packing way more than before. Not just size either, it feels like his whole body is reacting different. Hard to explain without sounding cringe, but the game really leans into that “extra” thing in a dirty, funny way. It is not just “lol my dick is huge now, harem time”, it is more like: shit, everybody around me now looks at me different, and some of them have their own secret between their legs too.

What hooked me was how the dates go from normal to completely fucked in two clicks. One moment I am trying to choose a polite answer like I am in some wholesome dating sim, and the next the cute "girl" is pushing me on the bed, dick already out, and suddenly I am the one getting stroked instead of doing the stroking. The game loves to throw traps and futa at you in this casual way, like, “oh, you thought this was just a shy girl with big tits? joke’s on you, she has more meat than you.” First time that happened, I legit stared at the screen, hand off mouse, trying to decide if I was still straight or what. Pornhub has ruined me a bit already, but this made it feel kind of personal, like I made the choices that put me there. And when the scene keeps going, MC’s huge cock rubbing against another hard cock, spit everywhere, her hand sliding up and down both at once, I stopped pretending I cared about labels. It is all just hot. There is one scene where you go down on what you think is a regular chick, your tongue on her clit, she starts moaning, grabs your hair, and then your lips bump something thick and warm and the game just describes how it twitches on your tongue and I swear my brain short-circuited a bit.

The art is classic 2D CG, but with small details that sell the filth, like cum smeared on inner thighs, or the way an ass actually opens around you when you push in, not just a white line. Anal scenes hit harder than I expected, there is one where you are on your back and this big ass futa is riding you reverse, her own cock slapping your stomach, your dick punching into her asshole, and she leans back so you see everything, from her balls bouncing to the ring around your shaft stretching. It sounds dumb when I describe it, but in the moment I was just spamming save files to see different dialog before the money shot. Not everything is great, some routes feel rushed and one guy’s face looks weird as hell in certain angles, like he walked out of a meme, but the sexual tension builds nicely. Sometimes the MC talks too much, I just want to see him shut up and choke on a cock, but maybe that is on me. It started as a joke click, like “haha, extra inches, sure”, and ended with me arguing with myself which character I want to cum inside first and if taking it up the ass from someone hotter than me actually makes me gay or just lucky. I am still not sure and honestly I kind of like that.

Kruz City feels like someone took a normal dating sim, got drunk on porn sites and bad decisions, then dropped it in a half-fantasy town where everyone pretends they’re normal while fucking absolutely everything up behind closed doors and sometimes in public. You start as this guy coming back home after being basically locked in a glorified sports prison camp, pent-up as hell, muscles tight, brain even tighter. You just land there with blue balls and a weird sense that the city itself is horny. First thing that hit me was how casual the game is about really filthy stuff. One second you’re having this almost sweet talk with a thick milf with big tits who acts like she’s just being “friendly,” and two dialogue clicks later she’s brushing her hand over your crotch while talking about her “lonely evenings.” It’s not subtle. But then it sort of pretends it is, which makes it hotter. The corruption angle creeps in slow; you see a character in a normal outfit, doing normal chores, and later you’re watching her in your phone gallery, bent over the kitchen counter with cum dripping out of her ass, animated jiggle and all. That jump is what sold me. Well, that and the way the game lets you stand there like a creep behind windows or peeking through doors, just choosing to watch instead of “being a good guy.” Sometimes the “good guy” option is there and I just ignore it because the voyeur scenes feel like stolen porn clips you shouldn’t have.

What really messed with me is how the city kind of becomes a sex map in your head. Oh yeah, that corner? That’s where I caught the married neighbor getting a sloppy blowjob in the car that was not from her husband. There’s even this scene where you know you shouldn’t check her messages, but of course you do, and the chat logs make the later netorare scene hit harder because you saw the whole build up. The game lets you skip NTR stuff, but honestly the point of this thing is that feeling in your chest when you watch someone you “like” moan for another guy and you’re just... stuck, jerking off in the dark. Speaking of jerking, the masturbation scenes for the protagonist are actually decent, which is rare. Small detail, but the animation on his handjob feels like someone cared way too much about finger rhythm. I stared way too long at one footjob scene too, where she’s lazy on a couch, half distracted with her phone, sliding her soft-looking feet up and down your shaft like it’s a chore she secretly enjoys. The camera sits low, you mostly see thighs, feet, and cock, nothing fancy, but it ended up being one of the hottest scenes for me and I don’t even usually care about feet. Still annoyed that the text box pops in a little late on that scene, it bugs me every single time and I never get used to it. The incest and sleep sex content is there if you go looking for it, and when you do, it feels extra dirty because the city itself pretends to be wholesome fantasy romance with dates, kisses and handholding, like some cute VN you’d play on your phone on the bus, then suddenly you’re sneaking into a bed at night while she breathes slow and you’re pushing in, trying not to wake her. Half the time I’m going for romance routes, the other half I’m basically sabotaging them just to unlock some cheating variant where she smiles at you during the day and you later watch her get her throat fucked from a crack in the door. It’s messy, it’s inconsistent, some talks feel stiff, some scenes hit way too hard, but that fits the whole vibe. This isn’t a clean fantasy. It’s a horny, growing city that keeps daring you to go one step further than you planned, and then another, until you’re just clicking around looking for the next excuse to say “ok, just one more scene” while your mouse hand is sweaty and your other hand is busy.

You start as this blank-slate guy who just clocked out from another shitty day at work, and the game basically asks: what if your boring life got hijacked by a wet dream in a school uniform who also might blow up the world by accident. Not subtle at all. You meet her on the roadside, looking like trouble wrapped in soft skin and big, needy eyes, and of course you take her home, because this is not a game about making smart life choices. From that moment it stops being a normal “go to work, go to sleep” thing and turns into juggling classes, part-time jobs, dates, and the constant risk of getting dragged into something way bigger than “I want to see her tits bounce when she rides me.” The city is cut into chunks of routine, but every corner hides some stupid little event that suddenly gets horny. One second you just go to school, the next you are pinned against a locker by a girl who talks like she hates you while her hand is already under your belt, stroking you through your pants and asking these rude, teasing little questions like she already knows you are a virgin and wants to hear you admit it out loud.

What I like is that the game lets you pretend you are in control, then reminds you that time management is kink too. There is this calendar thing, energy, money, mood, whatever, and you are planning like “today I study, then work, then train” and then a girl texts you from the in-game app with some cute sticker, and suddenly your whole schedule flies out the window because she wants to “practice kissing” after class in an empty room. And if you skip, she actually remembers, gets salty, maybe closes a route for a while. The sex feels earned, not just “click here for porn.” First she flirts, plays innocent, sits way too close so her thigh sticks to yours, boob brushing your arm every time she laughs. Later, when you finally get her on your lap, skirt hiked up, panties already soaked because of all that slow build, you actually feel the payoff. Her moans are voiced, soft at first, then broken and messy when you start thrusting up into her, her hands locked behind your neck like she is afraid you stop. The game really loves big tits, by the way, they move a lot. Sometimes too much, like they have a separate physics degree. I caught myself just rotating the camera slightly and watching them bounce while she rides you, thinking “okay this is probably what my brain was made for.”

There is also girl on girl stuff that sneaks up on you. One of my favorite scenes is when two of the girls “help” each other practice kissing so they are better for you. Of course it turns into one straddling the other on your bed, tongues deep, fingers sliding under a blouse, and you are just standing there like a useless NPC with a hard-on, watching. Then they remember you exist and drag you in. You end up pulling down one girl’s panties while the other sucks her nipples, and you push in slowly, feeling her squeeze around you while she is already half gone from her friend’s mouth. That mix of lesbian teasing plus you being the toy they share is really hot. The game pretends to be about fate and secret powers and weird combat stuff in the background, but half the time you are just grinding money so you can afford taking a girl out, choosing the “right” answer on a date, then hoping tonight is the night she spreads her legs instead of just giving you a dry kiss at the door. Sometimes it gets annoying, like when you miss a stat check by one single point and you don’t get the sex scene you clearly earned with your brain cells, and you sit there muttering at the screen. But then the next event throws you into a dark classroom with a shy girl who finally snaps, pushes you into a chair, climbs on top, guides you inside her, and gasps, “Be gentle, it’s my first time,” while her voice trembles in your headphones. And you kind of forget what you were mad about in the first place.

Guy thinks his life is kinda sorted, boring office job, fixed routine, porn in one tab and Excel in the other, then suddenly an old woman shows up and drops the nuclear line: “You have a daughter.” Not baby, not kid, full grown brat with curves for days, attitude like she owns the world, and zero idea who the fuck you really are. That whole setup feels like someone ripped a tag list from an adult forum and tried to pretend it’s drama, but it actually works because the game really takes its time with the awkward shit. It is a straight line story, no huge sandbox, but the choices feel like achievement flags more than real branches. You start catching yourself thinking in routes: “ok, if I push her too hard here, I lock out that blowjob later” instead of “am I a good father,” which, yeah, says something about priorities.

The father–daughter stuff is the spine of the whole thing. You meet her as this spoiled, sharp-tongued girl who clearly knows she’s hot, short shorts, big tits basically straining every shirt, legs propped on the table like she’s testing if you’re looking at her feet or higher. And you are. The tension is slow at first: late night talks, her walking around the house with no bra, these tiny flirty comments that might be nothing, might be everything. I liked how the game makes you cross little lines first: a “too long” hug, a hand on her thigh while you both pretend it’s nothing, catching a peek of her in the shower and not leaving. There’s this one scene where she falls asleep with her head on your lap during a movie and the camera just sits on your hand hovering over her hip, and it’s so obvious what you want to do that I was staring at my own mouse like a degenerate. When it finally breaks into real touching, oral, full-on sex, it feels earned in a really wrong way. The creampie scenes with her hit that fucked-up mix of warmth and filth, like, the game really leans into “this is the girl you’re supposed to protect” while you’re filling her up and watching it drip. It tries to be romantic sometimes and kinda fails, but the failing gave it a weird charm for me.

Around that, the office plot feels like the dev opened a second game in another window and just merged saves. You’ve got this blonde coworker who is basically your daughter’s rival, and every time she shows up, it feels like a secret route achievement popping in your brain. “Jealousy unlocked,” “Double trouble unlocked,” that kind of thing. She flirts, she bites, she goes down on you under the desk if you play your cards right, and she also keeps eye-fucking your girlfriend like she’s building a threesome tree in her head. The boss route is a whole other flavor: older woman, stacked body, tight skirts, using you and your asshole coworker like toys in an office power game. There is this one scene where you’re in her place, she’s in high heels, practically crushing your face between her thighs while she rides your tongue, and you realize you have no idea which daughter choice flag you just changed because you were too busy staring at her ass. The redhead “fake girlfriend” story goes more classic romance at first, parents, pretending to be a couple at dinner, holding hands, then later you’re pounding her with the very clear target of getting her pregnant. Nut inside, no hesitation, the game loves its creampies. You can almost see the spreadsheet behind the scenes, like: “Redhead impregnation: TRUE / Affects ending: minor”. What I liked is that even when scenes loop a bit or some lines sound slightly off like Google Translate on wine, it feels honest. It is horny, a bit trashy, sometimes sweet, sometimes dumb, but if you’re the kind of player who mentally tracks paths like “daughter full route + blonde rivalry + boss submission, girlfriend ignored, redhead maybe later,” this one will scratch that itch every time someone bends over the wrong way.

Guy starts as pure background NPC of his own life. Broke, bored, nothing but cheap porn on his phone and a father who looks like he’s hiding a whole second life behind that “respectable” face. Then something snaps when you find out what dad really is, and suddenly you’re not just the loser son anymore. You’re holding the keys to a power that lets you push people, bend them, slowly reshape them, like a shitty life coach that actually works, but with way more tits and way less ethics. It sounds dramatic, but the game doesn’t treat it fancy. It just throws you into a messy city where every door might be a normal conversation or a slow slide into mind-fucked obedience and ruined relationships. Half the time you’re just wandering, checking your phone, watching the clock tick while you wait for an event to unlock, and somehow that feels right for a sandbox like this. Boredom mixed with “oh fuck, that scene was worth it” is kinda the whole flavor.

What I liked most is also what annoyed me. The women feel like they live in the same world as the MC, not just floating porn dolls, with routines and moods and those tiny pieces of dialogue that repeat until they drill into your skull. You get the whole spectrum: the worn-out milf with a body that really shouldn’t look that good at her age, the “good girl” who believes in love and then you quietly chip away at that, the married ones who swear they would never cheat and then end up taking your creampie in a cheap room while texting their husband something sweet. And yeah, the incest angle is not even pretending to be subtle. If that tag bothers you, this thing will bother you a lot. The game leans into taboo in a trashy way, like a soap opera that got drunk and put its clothes back on wrong. The netori parts work best when you’re slowly stealing a woman out of an existing relationship, seeing her conflict turn into addiction. That moment when she looks guilty right after you pull out, then you choose “inside” anyway and the text pops up describing her whispering that she can’t stop, that’s the good stuff. It’s fucked up, but it fits the whole corruption theme so well that it almost feels wholesome. Until you remember what you’re doing.

Mechanically, it can feel like you’re playing a weird mix of dating sim, shitty life simulator and light strategy. You grind money to upgrade your place, you push stats, you repeat some events too often, you check a walkthrough on some random forum because that one exhibition scene in the park just won’t trigger and you’re sure you met all conditions except apparently not. I hated how much time I spent just clicking through days waiting for the next step in a harem route to appear, then I got a scene where three big-titted women you corrupted in totally different paths end up in the same room, and suddenly all that dull repetition felt like foreplay the dev secretly forced on me. There’s male domination stuff here that goes from playful to pretty damn rough, and the game doesn’t always stop to ask if you’re a good person. There’s mind control that looks soft at first, just nudging emotions, then you notice a girl’s whole personality is sliding into “yours” and it’s both hot and a bit uncomfortable in that “ok, I need a shower after this” way. I kinda wish the city had more pointless stuff to do that doesn’t lead to sex at all, just to sell the illusion of a real life, but it also fits that almost everything is some kind of step toward another pussy, another ass, another broken promise. It’s messy, horny, inconsistent, sometimes slow as hell, and when a milf you corrupted walks past a girl you’re still pretending to be nice with, and both of them greet you like nothing’s wrong, it suddenly clicks that you’re basically running a quiet little sex empire out of a shitty apartment.

Game hits that weird spot between awkward high school reunion and horny fever dream, and I kinda love that it doesn’t pretend to be anything else. You show up as this dude who’s clearly still hung up on old shit, trying to act mature while his eyes keep dropping to every pair of tits in the room. It feels messy in a good way. One moment you’re having this almost serious talk about how things went bad years ago, next moment you’re staring at her ass bouncing in those tight jeans and thinking “yeah, okay, I’m definitely a terrible person.” And the game agrees with you but also hands you more chances to be worse. The corruption thing creeps in slow. At first, conversations feel like a normal dating sim, a bit stiff, a bit “how have you been, long time no see,” but when you start choosing the bolder options, you really feel that shift. There’s that one scene where she’s trying to stay “proper,” legs closed, arms folded, and you just go for that casual hand on her thigh, a bit too high, and see her freeze for a second in the animation. That tiny pause feels more erotic than some full-on nude scenes in other games. Then again, sometimes the faces go a bit janky mid-animation and I can’t unsee it, like Koikatsu cursed PNG attack, but whatever, my brain was already in the gutter.

I like how the game plays with cheating without making a big drama speech out of it every time. You’re sitting on a couch with this girl who’s very obviously in a relationship, she’s showing you pics on her phone, laughing, doing that thing where she leans a bit too close. Then the next animated loop is her grinding in your lap, trying to convince herself it’s “just messing around.” It’s not subtle, but it hits. The 3dcg style fits the big tits / big ass focus really well, everything has that soft, grab-me look. Groping scenes actually feel like groping and not just “hand magically clipped into boob,” you see fingers press, ass jiggle, her body reacting just enough. Sometimes the creampie angles are kinda goofy, I won’t lie, like the camera is confused where to sit, but when it works, it really works. There’s this one vaginal scene where you’ve been slowly corrupting her for a while, all teasing and “we shouldn’t” bullshit, and when she finally lets you in, the animation switches from this shy, half-hidden position to a full view of her spreading herself, looking straight at you like she already crossed the line and doesn’t care anymore. I actually paused for a second there, just going “oh, ok, she’s gone now.” Romance hits different when it goes from hand-holding to “please cum inside” with basically no brakes. Not gonna pretend it’s deep, but it’s horny in a way that feels personal, like you’re rewriting old memories to be filthier and slightly wrong. And god, whoever decided where to place the save button during one of the best scenes deserves jail, but that’s another rant.

Hope is supposed to feel heroic, right? Shining armor, holy blade, save the world, all that Final Fantasy MMO stuff you whisper to yourself while scrolling through Tinder and pretending you’re not lonely as hell. Here you’re the big “Warrior of Light” who literally runs on emotions, which sounds cool until you realize you’ve basically edged your soul dry. You burned all your feelings like stamina potions, and now the only way to refill the tank is with “very positive” sensations. Yeah. That kind. It’s like going to therapy, but the therapist is a horny fantasy cast who low‑key wants to rail you, suck you, ride you or in some cases eat you because monster girls are apparently just normal now. The whole thing plays like a weird lovechild of a dating sim and an RPG, where half the time you’re clicking around like an old point and click adventure, and the other half you’re doing turn based combat that feels suspiciously like foreplay with health bars.

What actually got me was how the game just shrugs and goes “yeah, sex is literally your power source” and never apologizes. You’re exhausted from your last quest and instead of grinding goblins you’re grinding, well, other stuff. One scene you’re sitting in some cozy fantasy inn room, and a girl who’s supposed to be your serious comrade is acting all professional while slowly jerking you off in this slow handjob that somehow turns into a heartfelt talk about responsibility. She’s praising your “bravery” with her mouth full a minute later and you’re thinking, this is stupid, and also I relate way too hard. Then there’s this super smug mage who offers “experimental therapy”, which is just code for bending you over a desk and going for anal while lecturing you about magical theory like she’s a horny Duolingo owl. And the game just treats it like a normal buff scene: “you gained +2 resilience” after getting absolutely wrecked. Made me laugh harder than it should. I kept waiting for my phone to buzz with a Telegram message or a Discord ping, but no, just me, this fantasy clinic, and an elf who somehow turns an oral session into a damn job interview. There’s lesbian stuff too, like two girls using you as a fancy toy while they focus more on each other, and you’re kind of just there, moaning in the middle, and it still counts as your “recovery training”. One monster girl with way too many teeth offers a “kiss”, I misclicked, and suddenly I’m in a scene that feels like a hentai parody of a boss fight where the only command that matters is “don’t cum yet” and of course I lost that turn.

The humor hits close to home, painfully so. The game keeps joking about hope and destiny while you’re basically on a sex-cation because you can’t handle your own feelings without someone stroking them out of you. There’s a route with a male character that the game just drops on you so casually that I actually respected it, even though the first time he leaned in I mashed mouse buttons like I was trying to close a pop‑up ad on Pornhub. Still ended up in a very intense “training” session where he’s teaching you how to control Dynamis, and you suddenly realize the rhythm he’s talking about is not combat related at all. Some scenes are wonderfully romantic, like slow, patient vaginal sex in a starlit field that feels almost too soft for a porn game, and then the next one is raw, dirty oral in a supply closet with jokes about potion viscosity that made me hate myself for laughing. I wish the game didn’t repeat certain moans and lines so much, but here I am replaying that one little moment where a knight girl blushes before she asks if “using your mouth as a scabbard counts as training”. It doesn’t fix my empty DMs on WhatsApp, or the fact that my real dating life has less turn based combat and more instant defeat, but at least here my emotional burnout actually gets me laid instead of just sending me back to scrolling through Hinge in silence.

Moon Town starts like one of those small-town dramas where everybody pretends to be nice, except here they also want to get in your pants or into your wallet, sometimes both. You show up broke, lonely, and a bit useless, staring at your shitty stats screen on your in-game phone, wondering why your strength is like 2 and your charisma is basically “please stop talking.” Then you go to the gym once, meet this sweaty hunk grinning at you like he knows you’re checking out his arms, and suddenly you’re thinking “ok, maybe being poor here is not the worst thing.” The whole thing plays like a messy mix of life sim and horny visual novel: you tap around town, juggle jobs, spam the city map, check your calendar for birthdays, and somewhere between late shifts and cheap food you start sexting people that should absolutely know better. It feels like a dating app that accidentally grew into a whole town.

What I liked is how the game doesn’t shove sex at you right away. You actually have to grind a little, talk, flirt, send stupid messages through that fake social app, pick answers that are sometimes smooth and sometimes “why did I click that.” One moment you’re nervously asking Charlotte if she wants to grab a drink after work, trying to not sound desperate, and the next you’re in her tiny apartment, watching her kick off her heels and crawl over you on the couch like this was the plan from the beginning. Her blouse half open, her bra strap slipping, your hand sliding up her thigh, and the game just keeps giving you choices: tease more, go rough, pull back and make her beg. You can practically feel her breath on your neck when she leans close and whispers something dirty in your ear, promising to “reward” you if you keep performing at the office. It is hot, yeah, but also a bit fucked up, because your paycheck kind of depends on how well you handle her in bed and in meetings. Then later you’re lying in her sheets thinking “this relationship is extremely unhealthy” and next day you’re back in the office trying to nail a report while remembering how she rode you on her desk with the blinds half open.

And it is not just her. You can build this weird web of flings and romances, like sending cute selfies to Hana at night while pretending to be “just friends” with Dante at the gym, knowing damn well that if you pick the right option after sparring he’s going to push you against the locker and test how flexible you are. The game lets you be sweet, manipulative, horny, or just an opportunistic bastard, and people actually react when you ghost them or show up at their birthday with a cheap gift because you spent all your cash on sexier clothes. There’s a lot of stat juggling, some days feel like you’re stuck in a grind loop, and the calendar system can be annoying when you miss an event by one day for no good reason and the game acts like nothing happened. Also whoever designed the in-game phone made the notification sound just slightly irritating enough that I want to throw it out of a window, but I keep checking it anyway like an idiot because that’s where the nudes show up. The whole thing feels like living inside a thirsty group chat that turned into a town: you’re always one choice away from a cute kiss on a park bench, a messy breakup in a bar bathroom, or getting your brains fucked out by someone who might stab you in the back later, maybe not literally, but who knows with this place.

Clutch Time looks like one of those projects where the dev clearly spends more time thinking about tits than tooltips, and honestly I kinda respect it. You play this sports prodigy guy who hates sports, which already makes him feel like that dude in class who can dunk from the free throw line but would rather sit in the back jerking off to TikTok booty compilations. The story starts slow, very “college slice of life”, with you moving around this school setting, meeting people, trying not to act like a total creep while the camera keeps lovingly zooming in on big asses and tight tops. The funny thing is, half the time the game pretends it’s all deep and emotional, then the next click you’ve got a girl with huge tits bending over a desk and your brain just shuts off like, yeah ok, I’m here for this now.

What I did like is that it actually feels like a dating sim and not a clicking simulator. Choices matter in that annoying way where you pick the “funny” line because you think she’ll like humor and suddenly your romance points go down and you’re locked out of a handjob scene. Had that happen with one of the girls with the big ass in yoga pants. I thought teasing her during practice would be cute, but no, she got pissed and then the animated scene later just didn’t trigger. I even tried rolling back, but Ren’Py’s skip decided to zoom past the flag point and I had to replay a chunk. And yet, when it finally works, the payoff is hot. The animated scenes are surprisingly juicy for a casual project: slow strokes, boobs bouncing while she rides you, that kind of “I should not be this invested” energy. There’s a masturbation scene early where the MC is in his room, phone in hand, pausing on some girl’s selfie and just going at it, and it felt way more real than it needed to be. Like yeah, that’s exactly how horny college guys act when nobody’s home.

The whole foster family angle is weirdly soft and sweet, like the game wants you to have feelings before it slaps your dick with more fanservice. You get this warm vibe from breakfast chats, then your brain short-circuits because one of them shows up later in a tight outfit at the campus and the camera is basically shoving her tits in your face. I was half expecting some cheesy romance flag, but instead you get this awkward “oh, hey, how is college?” while you try not to stare at the jiggle. The humor hits and misses. Sometimes the MC drops a dumb meme line that actually made me laugh, other times it feels like the dev discovered Reddit in 2018 and never left. Still, the whole “sports genius who hates sports” thing gives you a lot of chances to be an asshole or a sweetheart with people, and that affects who lets you get close. You flirt, you text, you pick who to sit with at lunch, and yeah, eventually you’re grabbing big asses, squeezing big tits, and watching them bounce in those 3dcg scenes while pretending you care about character development. Just don’t expect every horny choice to work out; this game will absolutely blueball you for picking the wrong line five minutes earlier and you’ll sit there, pants half down, wondering where you fucked up in life.