The camera flash leaves purple afterimages on the inside of my eyelids, that's how I know this thing is wrong. Not broken, wrong. Found it in a crawlspace behind my uncle's study, the one who disappeared in '09. The lens glass feels warm even when the rest is cold metal. First photo I took was of my stepmom reaching for a high shelf, nothing special, but when I looked at the print later her shirt was half unbuttoned and she was looking directly at me with this expression I've never seen on her actual face. The game calls him Jason but I renamed him to something stupider, something that made me laugh when the text boxes got serious. You can do that. You can also decide whether he's horrified or curious when the photos start showing things that haven't happened yet, or things that are happening in some other version of the house where everyone's inhibitions are just... gone.

The animations are 3DCG but deliberately unpolished in a way that makes the skin look like warm candle wax. There's a scene where the aunt character, I think she's the aunt, is bent over the kitchen counter and the way her ass moves is hypnotic in that uncanny valley way where it's too smooth, too perfect, like a physics simulation running on a computer from 2006. I couldn't stop watching. The sound design is mostly just wet noises and breathy moans that loop a little too obviously, but there's this one track that plays during the voyeur scenes, this low humming thing that made my subwoofer vibrate in a way that felt almost threatening. Like the camera itself was in the room with me.

The mind control stuff escalates quickly. One minute you're just taking normal photos and the next your sister is touching herself in the bathroom while maintaining eye contact with the lens, and the game asks if you want to keep shooting or look away. I kept shooting. Obviously. The blackmail mechanics are underbaked though, there's this whole system where you're supposed to leverage the photos but it never really goes anywhere meaningful, just loops back to the same three scenarios. And the incest stuff, look, it's there, it's explicit, the game doesn't pretend otherwise. There's a scene with the mom character that made me close my browser and stare at the wall for a solid minute. Not because it was hot, because it was. Because the corruption arc felt earned in a way that made me uncomfortable about what I was clicking on. The lesbian content between the sister and her friend feels tacked on though, like someone remembered they needed to hit that tag and just threw it in during the third act. The graphic violence tag is no joke either, there's a bad ending where the camera does something to the protagonist's face that I won't describe but I also won't forget. The exhibitionism stuff is integrated better, there's this recurring thing where the stepmom starts leaving curtains open and you have to decide whether to photograph her or warn her about the neighbor. I never warned her. The groping scenes on the bus are uncomfortable in a way that's probably intentional but also just uncomfortable. The big tits and big ass tags are accurate, almost aggressively so, like the character models were designed by someone who'd only ever seen women described in text. The milf characters have these bodies that defy physics in a way that's either a bug or a feature and I still can't decide which. The teasing sequences are the best part, honestly, those moments where a character knows something is wrong but can't quite articulate it, and the dialogue options let you either gaslight them or confess. I always gaslit. The corruption isn't just the women, it's the player character too, and by the end I wasn't sure if I was controlling him or if the camera was controlling both of us. The masturbation scenes are animated with more care than anything else in the game, which says something. The animated tag applies to maybe sixty percent of the content, the rest is static renders with text, and the transition between the two is jarring every single time. There's this one moment where the stepmom is crying but also clearly aroused and the voice acting, which is otherwise terrible, actually lands. Just that one line. "What are you doing to me." Not a question. A realization. I wish the game had more of that and less of the generic moaning. The romance path exists but it's buried under so many layers of supernatural coercion that calling it romance feels like a joke the developers are playing on you. The male protagonist is a blank slate in the worst way, no personality beyond what you project, which I guess is the point but also makes the more emotional scenes fall flat. The cheating tag is weird because it applies to relationships that only exist in the photos, not in reality, so is it really cheating? The game doesn't answer that and neither will I. The sexual harassment tag is accurate and frequent and I'm not going to defend it. The paranormal elements are actually creepy when they want to be, there's a scene where a photo develops in real time and shows a figure standing behind the protagonist that isn't there when you turn around. I turned around three times before accepting it was just a scare. The voyeurism is the core loop, everything else spirals out from watching, from being watched, from the camera as this hungry thing that wants to see everything. By the final act I was taking photos of empty rooms just to see what would develop. Sometimes nothing. Sometimes things I wish I hadn't seen. The game doesn't have a good ending. It has endings, plural, but none of them are good. That's not a complaint. I think. The camera flash leaves purple afterimages and I can still see them when I close my eyes and that's probably the point but I'm not sure I like what that says about me. The game is called something generic, I already forgot. It's on one of those sites where you scroll past fifty thumbnails of anime girls with impossible proportions. This one had a camera on the cover. That's why I clicked. I don't know if I'd click again.

Right, another one of those proof of concept things that's basically a fap snack. Eternal Bonds, the full game, isn't out yet. This prequel is a kinetic novel, so you're just clicking through, no choices, which honestly my brain appreciates after a day of spreadsheets. The 3dcg is deliberately unpolished, a bit stiff, but it has that weird charm like those early renders people used to post on forums. Uncanny valley but make it horny.

The setup is a male protagonist, some kind of flashback to a beach trip. My guy is basically a void with a dick, which is standard. The whole thing is about his girlfriend, I think. She's in full exhibitionism mode, getting herself off on the sand right there, then it moves to a pretty detailed handjob.

Futa Healthcare is a mess. A horny, unpolished, sometimes baffling mess that I kept clicking through anyway. The renders look like someone learned Blender last month and decided to render on a potato, but there's this one scene with the head nurse, a towering futa with tits that defy physics, where the lighting actually kinda works and you see what they were going for. Then the next scene the doctor's hand clips through a desk and you remember this is early access in the most brutal sense.

The whole setup is this young guy joining a clinic that specializes in futa care. Noble intentions, sure, but five minutes in he's getting a handjob from a patient and the pretense drops hard. The dialogue is pure porn logic. A nurse needs a "sample" and suddenly there's a prostate exam happening. The futa on male stuff is aggressive, lots of forced moans and that weird squelching sound effect that loops badly. But then there's a futa on futa scene with a doctor and patient that has this slow, teasing build up, lots of groping through that tight uniform, and the animation, while janky, has this one loop where the dom just grinds against the other girl's ass and the expression work is surprisingly decent. Like, actually hot for a second before the audio desyncs.

The parody elements are thin. It's a hospital. They wear vaguely medical outfits. That's it. The incest tag is there for a side character who might be the protagonist's mom, a milf doctor who does a solo masturbation scene with a toy that looks like it was modeled from memory. Exhibitionism pops up in a hallway scene that makes zero logical sense but hey, it's a game about futa nurses draining patients, logic left the building ages ago. The multiple protagonist thing is weird too, you switch perspectives without warning and suddenly you're the one getting pegged. It's disorienting in a way that's almost artsy if you squint. Almost.

Wish the oral sex scenes had more variety. It's the same bobbing animation recycled across three characters. But that one anal scene with the interracial couple, the futa on female one, has this raw energy the rest of the game lacks. The teasing mechanic is just clicking through text, no real choices, but the writing during those moments has this playful, mean edge that works. Then it's back to stilted dialogue about "healthcare." The game doesn't know if it wants to be a joke or take its fetish seriously and honestly, neither do I.

Forbidden Thoughts feels like someone took that tiny moment when your eyes stay half a second too long on someone’s chest and stretched it into a whole damn story. It starts very small, like everyday small, just a guy moving through his normal life, talking about work, coffee, stupid stuff you’d bitch about on Discord. And then your brain does that thing where it goes “what if I just grabbed her ass right now” and instead of dismissing it, the game quietly says “ok, follow that”. That’s the vibe. It doesn’t shout “sexy time!”, it sort of creeps into you while you’re clicking through these casual conversations and suddenly you’re thinking way dirtier than the protagonist is brave enough to say out loud. At least at first.

What I liked most is how the erotic stuff doesn’t drop on your head all at once. You’re just having a normal chat with this older woman, she leans forward, blouse opens a bit, you see that heavy milf cleavage squeezed together and the camera angle hangs there just a little too long. She notices your stare, you notice her noticing, and nothing is said. Then later there’s a scene where she “accidentally” brushes her big tits against your arm while reaching for something, and the game lets the silence do the work. No cheesy trumpet sound, just your own filthy thoughts filling the gap. I think I spent way too long on one scene where she’s at the sink, ass pushed back, tight skirt hugging everything, and the text is just this normal talk about dinner. But the camera keeps drifting down to her big ass and you can almost feel the heat of wanting to just grab it. It made me alt-tab out and open Telegram to complain to my friend about absolutely nothing related, just to cool down, which obviously did not work.

There’s a lot of teasing like that. Masturbation scenes feel earned, not thrown in. First time the protagonist finally snaps and jerks off, it is not some grand “I must relieve my lust” speech. He is just lying there, replaying how her hand stayed on his thigh a bit too long, how the younger girl accidentally pressed her tits on his back when squeezing through a narrow hallway, how a random exhibitionist-style glimpse of skin he probably should not have seen is carved in his brain. He pulls it out, strokes slow, thinking about how she’d react if he just groped her right there in the kitchen, fingers sinking into that fat ass while she pretends to be shocked but keeps pushing her hips back. The text is not poetry, more like messy horny inner monologue, which honestly feels right for a guy who is still kind of a nervous virgin in his head even when he has these grown women orbiting around him. Sometimes the romance angle sneaks in softly, like when a character sends a half-innocent late message that is totally not innocent at all, and you feel that little ache of “this should be wrong, so why does it feel so good.” I do wish the protagonist stopped overthinking and made bolder moves sooner, but at the same time that slow, frustrating build up is exactly what makes the first real touch, the first obvious groping, explode in your chest and lower. The game never really tells you what line you just crossed. It lets you notice it yourself and then decide if you want to cross it again, harder.

The goddess thing is just an excuse, right? Some bored deity watching a guy get kicked out of his house so she can fuck with his life. Classic setup. You're this dude moving in with Katie, your oldest friend, and then the world just... unravels. Body swaps, monster girls with tits the size of planets, your own aunt bending you over. The game doesn't pretend to be polished. Ren'py sandbox where you click around a map, find scenes, repeat. The 3DCG models are stiff sometimes, faces frozen mid-moan like mannequins left in a sex shop window. But that jank? It almost adds to the filth.

I stumbled into a scene with Katie early on. She's showing you her room, all innocent, and then suddenly her hand's down your pants. No buildup, no romance. Just a handjob while she talks about rent. Later you're at a party and some milf with back-breaking breasts drags you into a bathroom for anal. The game throws everything at you, swinging, BDSM, footjobs under restaurant tables, exhibitionism where you jerk off in public parks. There's a transformation moment where you literally become a woman for a day and get fucked by your male best friend. Body swap mechanics just appear without warning. One click you're a dude, next you've got a pussy and a monster girl is going down on you. The pregnancy tag isn't kidding either, some endings get... fertile.

I wish the animations had more frames. Some scenes are basically slideshows with sound effects, grunts and squelches looped badly. But then you find a futa scene where three cocks are stretching one hole and suddenly you don't care about frame rates anymore. The sandbox means you can ignore the plot entirely and just chase kinks. Incest, harem, female domination where you're tied up and milked. The mobile version runs like shit on my phone, crashes during the orgy sequences. Still booted it up again. Something about the raw, unpolished desperation of it all. Like the goddess herself got bored and just started mashing fetishes together.

Simon Seiyaz. Even the name sounds like a placeholder the dev forgot to change. You wake up on a spaceship, nine women, saving the universe by sticking your dick in things. It's the plot of every third hentai flash game from 2006 and I'm here for it like a raccoon in a dumpster. The whole thing is a parody that knows it's a parody, winking so hard it might sprain something. The 3DCG models have that specific jank where the tits seem to operate on a different physics engine than the rest of the body, which is honestly perfect for the ahegao expressions. When those faces hit, they hit like a truck full of cartoonishly crossed eyes and drool.

The sci-fi setting is basically a hallway simulator with space windows. Doesn't matter. You're not here for the riveting plot about... what was it? Some mission. The monster girl shows up and I forgot everything else. She's got the teasing down to an art form, the kind of exhibitionism where she knows exactly what she's doing to the male protagonist and the player. The creampie scenes are messy and unapologetic, the way god intended. I do wish the dialogue had more bite though. For a humor tag, it plays things surprisingly straight sometimes, like it forgets it's allowed to be stupid. But then a character will say something so profoundly dumb about "dating in deep space" that I snort and forgive it.

The disjointed pace the description promises is real. Scenes just happen. One minute you're talking, next minute clothes are optional and someone's bent over a console. There's no smooth transition, just horny teleportation. It's like scrolling through a gallery with occasional text boxes. And you know what? Fine. I've played visual novels with better writing that were less honest about what they are. This thing has big tits and zero shame. The exhibitionism scenes on the ship's bridge are a highlight, everyone just going about their day while the protagonist gets... distracted. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This thing. This goddamn thing. I spent twenty minutes trying to get the camera angle right during the first real scene, not because I was admiring the 3dcg, but because her tit kept clipping through the car door. The aunt character, I mean. You’re stuck at this old family estate because of a wreck on the highway, no phone service, the whole horror setup. And she’s got these massive, physics-defying breasts that the game clearly wants you to focus on, but the collision detection is so busted that half the time her nipple is just phasing into the seatbelt. I was more frustrated than turned on, which is saying something for a title that throws you into a handjob tutorial before you’ve even figured out why the lights are flickering.

The writing is this weird mix of trying to be spooky and then just giving up and letting the monster girl show up. She’s got the big ass, the tentacles, the whole deal. One minute you’re reading about some dusty old photograph, the next your aunt is pulling out a sex toy she found in a drawer and the game just… moves on. No build up. Like, oh, a ghost is moaning, better use this vibrator. The oral sex scenes are janky, the male protagonist’s face is dead-eyed in a way that’s supposed to be horror but just looks like he’s thinking about his taxes. I wish the paranormal bits were actually scary instead of just a backdrop for the next masturbation segment. The incest tag is there, obviously, but it’s handled with all the subtlety of a brick. You just sort of fall into vaginal sex with her because the plot says so.

There’s a part where you’re supposed to be taking photos for the sale, and the exhibitionism tag kicks in, but the camera minigame is so busted I couldn’t tell if I was zooming in on a ghost or a smudge on the lens. The humor is accidental, I think. A door slams, and your character’s reaction is to get a boner. Top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot? The aunt’s model T-posing during a supposedly erotic reveal, the monster girl’s texture stretching across the entire hallway, and the one time the dialogue box just said “ERROR: ROMANCE NOT FOUND” before crashing my browser tab. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Vacation in this game starts like those boring Instagram stories nobody watches: rain, closed beach, nothing to do, your clothes still in the suitcase. You play this tired detective on forced leave, stuck in a big house with women who are absolutely not dressed like normal people staying at home during a storm. Every time he walks into a room, somebody is half naked, bending over, “accidentally” flashing huge tits or ass, or pretending they don’t know how transparent that towel is. The game kind of laughs at itself about it, which helps. It feels like the dev said, “Yeah, it’s unrealistic, but shut up, look at her tits.” And it works.

The actual flow is more like a lazy sandbox vacation than a mission. You click around the house, poke into rooms you probably shouldn’t, spy a bit through doors that aren’t fully closed, open a wardrobe and instead of clothes find sex toys quietly chilling there. There’s that slightly guilty vibe when you hover the mouse and think “I shouldn’t click this” and then immediately click it anyway. The voyeur stuff hits hard because a lot of scenes are you just catching them in moments: a MILF in the bathroom with one leg on the sink, shaving and playing with herself like it’s the most normal morning routine; the younger one lying on her bed with headphones on, masturbating under the blanket, thinking nobody sees the movement. Your guy just watches, torn between being detective-professional and horny-idiot, and usually the horny-idiot wins. And sometimes the game lets you just keep watching, not jumping straight into intercourse, which makes the payoff later a lot hotter. When things escalate, you go from teasing looks and “oops, you saw me naked” to her on her knees, wet lips wrapped around your cock, then riding you slowly till you finally fill her up, creampie dripping out while she smiles like she planned that from day one. Sometimes there’s a toy involved, sometimes just hands and tongue, but it all keeps that playful, light tone instead of going hardcore edgy. The humor is lowkey dumb in a good way, like he tries to keep his cool while a busty woman in a tiny top bends so close you can almost taste her cleavage, and his inner monologue betrays him completely. I had one scene where I was looking for a clue in a drawer, found a vibrator instead, and three clicks later I was using it on her while rain hit the windows in the background. Honestly, I didn’t even care about the “vacation” part anymore.

The whole thing runs on a weird voyeuristic framing device, some unseen commentator chiming in while you play host at this isolated hotel. I keep thinking about the ethics of it. Is Sara, the first guest, actually consenting to being watched or is she just another piece in a game the hotel is playing? The game never asks, but I couldn't stop asking. Her introduction during the storm is pretty standard VN stuff, you're being nice, getting her settled, but then the intimacy system kicks in and suddenly you're gauging how far to push.

The oral sex scene with Sara, man. The 3dcg models are deliberately a bit off, the skin textures too smooth, the big tits defying physics in a way that feels less like a choice and more like a limitation. But the animation during the handjob part has this one frame where her fingers curl just so, and I stared at it for way too long. It's not polished. It's not trying to be. The footjob option comes out of nowhere, and I clicked it because why not, and the game just sort of shrugs and moves on. That's the whole experience really, a series of sexual encounters with exhibitionism baked into the premise, but the host character has zero personality. You're a blank slate with a dick.

Missy shows up later and the romance tag makes more sense there, but it's still this strange push and pull where the game wants you to be both a predator and a sweetheart. The sex toys appear in one scene and then are never mentioned again, which feels like a missed opportunity. If they ever make a DLC, lean into the hotel's weirdness more. Let the player set up scenarios, choose which rooms to use, make the voyeur actually matter to the plot instead of just being a narrative excuse. Right now it's a series of fap sequences with a thin coat of mystery paint, and the mystery doesn't go anywhere in these first two episodes. The vaginal sex scene has good rhythm though, I'll give it that. The audio cues for the storm outside are a nice touch, makes the whole thing feel claustrophobic in a way that heightens the teasing. But then the host just... I don't know. I wanted him to have a breakdown or something. Instead he just keeps hosting. Maybe that's the point. Maybe I'm overthinking a game where you can get a footjob during a thunderstorm while some entity watches.