I keep thinking about the scene where you first meet your daughter again after centuries. She's not scared, not exactly. She's disappointed. That hits harder than any fang scene in this whole bloody mess of a game. The First Beings isn't trying to be your typical vampire smut, even though it definitely has the graphic violence and the sex scenes that'll make you glance at your door.

The writing is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone's actual journal rather than a polished novel. Sometimes the dialogue loops weirdly, and I got stuck on one choice screen for way too long because the options were basically "be a monster" or "be slightly less of a monster but still pretty terrible." The fear/love system sounds clever on paper but in practice it feels like you're just picking which flavor of trauma to inflict on your progeny. I don't know if that's intentional or not.

The lore dumps about The Hidden, your secret lineage or whatever, can get tedious. I found myself clicking through paragraphs about ancient bloodlines while waiting for the next actually interesting bit. But then there's this moment with your former equal, the one you raised children with before everything fell apart. The sexual tension there is thick enough to choke on, and the game doesn't shy away from making it properly explicit when things finally boil over. Full nudity, detailed acts, the works. It's hot in that uncomfortable way where you're not sure if you should be enjoying it given the context.

The monster designs are genuinely unsettling, which makes the romance options feel even weirder. You're supposed to be this ancient terror who shaped civilizations with blood and fear, but now you're just... tired. The game asks if redemption is possible for something like you. I kept choosing the brutal options because honestly, the restraint path felt fake. Like putting a leash on a hurricane. But maybe that says more about me than the game. The mystery elements work better than the relationship stuff, which is backwards from what I expected going in.

You ever play one of those furry VNs that actually tries to freak you out instead of just being a fap delivery system? Intertwined is this weird horror/gay romance hybrid where your choices aren't so much choices as they are devotion points banking up in the background, silently shifting which scenes you'll get. Miss enough points and you literally won't see half the content. The game doesn't tell you this either. You just blunder through and later realize, oh, I completely biffed that run.

The transformation tags aren't what you think. There's no sudden werewolf bulge or anything. It's more that whole "becoming something other" vibe, the Transcendents being these chaos entities that wanna crawl inside your skin. You play a male protagonist dealing with some seriously grim shit, the game warns about death and suicide upfront, and it means it. One path had me genuinely unsettled, standing in a void while this entity spoke in fragments, promising knowledge if I let it close. The writing cracks open at these moments, all poetic and broken, and I got a half chub while also wanting to check my locks. That's a weird combo.

The stripping and exhibitionism stuff is there but sparse. One scene early on, you end up out of your clothes in front of this spectral audience, not by choice, and the CGs are these rough 2D sketches that look unfinished. Some people complained on the forums about the polish but honestly I think the scruffy art style adds to the nightmare fuel. It's like the game itself is coming apart while you play. The multiple endings branch so wildly that comparing notes with someone is pointless because their run probably unlocked entirely different horny moments. Or none. Wish there was a scene with more furries honestly, it's tagged but the monster designs are more abstract horror blobs than proper anthro, which bummed me out for five seconds until I realized the game was doing something else entirely. The romance is weirdly tender between all the decay, a kiss scene that feels earned, then two lines later you're being watched by something with too many eyes.

Anyway the devotion system reminds me of those old visual novels where you'd accidentally lock yourself out of routes and not know why, except here you might also miss the hottest scene because you didn't let the void entity lick your psyche enough times. Choices amplify the tension weird, like do I lean into this corruption because it's hot or resist because self preservation? Both get you laid but in such different flavors.

The blood spatter effect is genuinely terrible. Like someone just dragged a red smear tool across the screen in MS Paint and called it a day. I spent way too long staring at it, wondering if the dev even owns a tablet. The rest of the art though, the character designs, they have this rough, almost uncomfortable quality that fits the gothic demon stuff perfectly. It’s not polished, it’s jagged, and it makes the nudes feel more raw than sexy. Which is the point, I think.

The sound design is just a low hum and some wet noises. No voice acting, which is a crime for a visual novel about supernatural domination. You’re telling me a demon with superpowers who’s about to tear your soul out wouldn’t have something terrifying to whisper? Missed opportunity. But the silence, the empty air between dialogue choices, it builds a weird pressure. I clicked through a scene where a character’s bisexual awakening gets violently interrupted by a survival horror moment, and the lack of music made my own apartment feel too quiet. I had to open a window.

The pacing is like a party where someone spikes the punch but you don’t know who. One minute you’re in a slow, erotic visual novel conversation, the next you’re making a choice that gets someone’s throat ripped out. The domination themes aren’t just kink, they’re the core mechanic. You crave, you submit, or you die. I got a bad ending because I thought picking the submissive dialogue would unlock a scene, but no, the demon just laughed and the screen went black. The heterosexual and bisexual paths seem to blur together in the gothic setting, which is interesting. It’s all about power, not labels. The nsfw content is explicit but never feels like a reward. It’s a trap. I’m still not sure if the clunky UI is a bug or a feature to make you feel helpless. Probably a bug. I don’t care. I need to see the other endings now.

Fucking a robot in deep space wasn't on my to do list this week but here we are. R.U.A. hits different when you're supposed to be fixing some ship called the Isra II and instead you're stranded on a goddamn asteroid with nothing but a utility bot for company. The game looks rough, like someone made it in a weekend fueled by energy drinks and questionable life choices, and honestly that's part of the appeal. It's not trying to be slick. The jank is the point.

The robot, R.U.A., starts off all clinical and helpful, running diagnostics and keeping the life support from crapping out. But the isolation mechanics creep in. You're stuck in this tiny metal coffin and the only voice is hers. The writing gets under your skin. One minute you're checking oxygen levels, the next you're noticing how she tilts her head when you talk, how her vocal patterns shift when you get... closer. There's this scene where you're repairing her chassis and your hand lingers, and she asks if your elevated heart rate is a malfunction. I actually laughed. Then I kept playing and things got weird. The horror tag isn't lying. Something's wrong with this asteroid, wrong with the ship's logs you find, wrong with how dependent you become on her. The sex scenes are text heavy, no fancy animations, but the descriptions are filthy in a way that caught me off guard. She learns what you like. Adapts. The consent gets blurry when you're both losing your minds out there.

I wish the survival elements mattered more. You're managing resources but it never feels desperate enough. The cabin fever meter is a nice touch though, watching your character's dialogue options degrade into paranoid rambling. There's a moment where you can ask R.U.A. to stop pretending to be human and she just... doesn't answer. That silence stretched longer than any jump scare. The romance path is surprisingly tender for a game that also lets you die of asphyxiation because you were too busy trying to get your dick wet. Priorities, right? The multiple endings are a mess, some feel unfinished, but the one where you both just accept the inevitable and spend your last hours tangled together in the maintenance bay? That stuck with me. Not bad for a jam game that looks like it was coded in a fugue state.

Award for Most Honest Title Screen goes to Zombieland, no contest. You click start and the thing practically shrugs at you, yeah, we spent the budget on... other assets. And you know what? Fair. The jank is the charm. It's got that unpolished itch.io energy where you can almost see the creator's sleep deprived face reflected in your monitor. The art swings wildly between surprisingly decent character close ups and backgrounds that look like they were sketched on a napkin during a blackout. But you're not here for architectural critique, are you?

The setup is 2020, virus, blah blah, but instead of moping around, everyone decides it's time for true freedom, which apparently translates to a lot of very questionable decisions involving whatever "100% apocalypse legal" substances are. There's this one scene early on with a survivor camp that's less about survival and more about a hedonistic free for all. The dialogue is so blunt it wraps around to being hilarious. A character will just deadpan the most unhinged fantasy like they're ordering a pizza, and the game dares you to be shocked. It's not trying to be high art, it's trying to see how far it can push its own rating. The zombies are mostly background noise, shambling props for the real horror show which is just people being the absolute worst, horniest versions of themselves. And I do mean explicit. Tentacles get involved at one point, don't ask me how, the apocalypse finds a way.

The sound design is basically a few royalty free groans and a looping wind track that cut out abruptly once and made me think my headphones broke. I wish the text speed options were more granular, because the default crawls but the fast setting practically teleports. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after watching a bad horror movie and eating too much candy. It's messy, it's crude, and it knows exactly what it is. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

I went into this expecting a tense sci-fi thriller with some tits on the side, you know? The whole cryo-sleep, deep space isolation thing. What I didn't expect was how much the psychological horror would twist up my arousal into something genuinely uncomfortable. In a good way.

The first time you're alone with the ship's medic, she's doing a routine post-cryo check and her uniform just... comes off. No big fanfare. She's got these massive tits and she's talking about muscle atrophy while guiding your hand to her chest. The 3DCG is rough, deliberately unpolished in a way that makes the skin look almost waxy, but that somehow adds to the wrongness of it all. You're fifty years from home, everyone you knew is dead, and now a busty officer is swallowing your cock like it's a medical procedure. The male domination elements creep in slowly. At first you're just a commander doing his duty. Then you're telling her to strip during a briefing about a system-wide blackout. The mystery of what happened at Tau Ceti hangs over everything. Are you even awake? Still in cryo? The game never quite lets you settle.

There's this one scene, after a particularly brutal nightmare sequence, where you end up fucking the engineer from behind while she's trying to repair a comm relay. Big ass, bent over a console, and she's still muttering about signal degradation while you're creampie-ing her. The humor is pitch black. I laughed out loud when a handjob scene got interrupted by a proximity alert and she just kept going, faster, like that would help. The stripping becomes almost ritualistic. A way to assert control when the universe is actively falling apart.

What got me though, what really stuck, was how the sex and the dread started blending together until I couldn't tell if I was horny or terrified. The oral scenes feel desperate, not sexy. The vaginal sex has this mechanical quality, like both characters are just going through motions to feel something, anything, in the void. By the time the thriller elements really kick in and the mystery starts unraveling, I was so deep into this headspace that a simple titty drop would've felt like a betrayal. The game doesn't care about your comfort. It wants you to get off while questioning reality. And honestly? That's my new kink now, I guess.

Nobody here remembers shit, but everybody wants to fuck. That’s basically the vibe of this game, in a good way and also in a kind of fucked up way that sticks in your head when you’re trying to answer an email on Gmail and suddenly you remember that scene with the slime girl choking on a dick made of tentacles. You wake up in this weird world with a bunch of strangers, no names, no past, just horny bodies and monsters that look like they came from a hentai subreddit and a fever dream at same time. I liked how it doesn’t even pretend to be “normal fantasy” for long. One second you’re talking about how to survive, next second you’re on your knees in front of some smug demon guy, mouth full, while text box is describing how your throat is learning a new religion. And it works. Too well, actually.

What caught me was how the game lets you lean into different filth without doing a big tutorial voice. You just kind of realize, oh, if I pick this slightly pathetic answer, my character gets humiliated harder later, and suddenly the “I’ll do anything, just don’t leave me alone here” line becomes a whole gangbang in some ruined temple where you’re pinned between a futa priestess and a monster with too many cocks. Anal, vaginal, your ass used like it belongs to the group, cum dripping everywhere, that nice little text detail about feeling it leak out when you try to walk after. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to “negotiate” with a monster girl tribe, except the negotiation is basically who you let fuck you first while the others watch. I thought it would be just generic porn dialogue, but they really lean into the humiliation: they call you a “lost little virgin toy” even when you’re already full of cum from earlier route. Consistency? No. But somehow that randomness makes it hotter, because the game acts like your holes are always ready for another round no matter what you did 5 minutes ago. I kinda hate that. I also replayed that part three times on Firefox because the timing for some choices actually changes the angle of who finishes where. That thing where you wake up half-asleep and someone’s already pushing inside you, and the text pretends you’re not sure if you’re dreaming, that messed with me more than the loud monster fights.

What’s funny is how it tries to be an “adventure” and a “mystery” while you’re also getting covered in cum every other conversation. You’ve got the whole “why are we here, what happened to our old world” questions, but I kept getting distracted by little details like the way the game describes teeth on a tentacle mouth right before it goes down on you, or how the lesbian route with the monster girl isn’t soft at all, she just grinds you into the ground and basically uses your face until you can’t see straight. There’s also a guy-on-guy tension that sneaks up on you: one of the “normal” dudes you meet turns into full-on gay route if you answer him with just slightly too much kindness, and suddenly your “thanks for saving me” scene becomes you sucking him off while a shadow thing watches, and you both pretend you don’t notice. Group scenes go pretty hard too, like proper multiple cocks in one hole, pussy and ass stuffed, bukkake on top, cumshot text taking more lines than the actual plot. But the game still tries to make you care about “restoring balance to the world” while you’re wiping jizz off your chest for the third time in one chapter. I kind of wish the UI buttons were less tiny, but yeah, that’s not going to change and I’m still going to keep clicking “yes” when some creepy tentacle offers to “show a different kind of welcome.” Just don’t expect the story to respect your choices as much as it respects your holes. It remembers exactly where to put the next cock, but forgets everything else. Honestly, same.

Alright, right into it. The animation for the blowjob scene. That one with the aunt character, the milf tag isn't lying, she's got these massive tits that just sort of... float. They don't move with the rest of her. It's like two water balloons suspended in a zero-gravity chamber while her head bobs. Spent way too long staring at that, not in a hot way, more like a scientist observing a flawed experiment. The pov angle makes it weirder, you're just a silent pair of eyes and a dick watching this physics-defying spectacle.

So the plot is this kid goes to his aunt's for summer, right. Meets some mysterious girls, classic setup. Then they all go out of town and it turns into a horror mystery. I think? The english is rough, real rough, like translated through three different apps and then back again. Sometimes a character says something and I just had to guess the meaning from the vibes. The big ass on one of the girls is impressive but the 3dcg models all have this same plastic sheen, like they're coated in a thin layer of oil even when they're not supposed to be. There's a mystery, terrible events, your choices matter, all that. I got a game over screen and genuinely had no idea what choice I made wrong. The horror bits are mostly just dark rooms and a sudden loud noise that clipped my speakers.

Then you get to the sex. Vaginal scenes feel disconnected from the adventure part, like you're playing a different game for five minutes. It's animated, but it loops in a way that's more hypnotic than arousing. You watch the same thrust repeat, waiting for the next story beat. The male protag is a total blank slate, which I guess is the point for pov stuff, but he makes the dumbest decisions in the mystery parts. I wish the mystery was harder to figure out, but it won't be. The whole thing runs in a browser and it crashed once when I tried to reload a checkpoint, lost ten minutes of clicking through stilted dialogue. The tit physics, man. They haunt me.

This thing. This goddamn thing. I spent twenty minutes trying to get the camera angle right during the first real scene, not because I was admiring the 3dcg, but because her tit kept clipping through the car door. The aunt character, I mean. You’re stuck at this old family estate because of a wreck on the highway, no phone service, the whole horror setup. And she’s got these massive, physics-defying breasts that the game clearly wants you to focus on, but the collision detection is so busted that half the time her nipple is just phasing into the seatbelt. I was more frustrated than turned on, which is saying something for a title that throws you into a handjob tutorial before you’ve even figured out why the lights are flickering.

The writing is this weird mix of trying to be spooky and then just giving up and letting the monster girl show up. She’s got the big ass, the tentacles, the whole deal. One minute you’re reading about some dusty old photograph, the next your aunt is pulling out a sex toy she found in a drawer and the game just… moves on. No build up. Like, oh, a ghost is moaning, better use this vibrator. The oral sex scenes are janky, the male protagonist’s face is dead-eyed in a way that’s supposed to be horror but just looks like he’s thinking about his taxes. I wish the paranormal bits were actually scary instead of just a backdrop for the next masturbation segment. The incest tag is there, obviously, but it’s handled with all the subtlety of a brick. You just sort of fall into vaginal sex with her because the plot says so.

There’s a part where you’re supposed to be taking photos for the sale, and the exhibitionism tag kicks in, but the camera minigame is so busted I couldn’t tell if I was zooming in on a ghost or a smudge on the lens. The humor is accidental, I think. A door slams, and your character’s reaction is to get a boner. Top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot? The aunt’s model T-posing during a supposedly erotic reveal, the monster girl’s texture stretching across the entire hallway, and the one time the dialogue box just said “ERROR: ROMANCE NOT FOUND” before crashing my browser tab. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?