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The cutscene direction here feels like someone storyboarded it on a napkin after three beers. Wonder Woman's proportions are... generous, let's say, and the animation loops have that janky Flash-era charm where her tits move about half a second after the rest of her body. Not complaining exactly, it's got personality. The whole drug experimentation angle is just an excuse to get her from "stoic Amazon" to "bent over a table" in under two minutes, which honestly works better than most parodies bother with.

There's a moment where you pick the wrong syringe and she just stares at the camera like she's disappointed in your life choices. I laughed. Then clicked the other one. The anal scene is where the rigging really shows its seams, her spine does this thing that would hospitalize a real person, but again, we're not here for anatomy textbooks. The humor tag is doing heavy lifting, some of the dialogue reads like a 14 year old discovered innuendo for the first time and got way too excited about it.

The surprise ending is... a choice. Without spoiling it, let's just say the devs watched a certain DC movie and thought "what if that, but with more cum." The brunette tag is confusing because she's clearly Wonder Woman, unless they mean her pubes, which do make an appearance. Big cock tag is accurate, that thing has its own gravitational field. Overall it's a solid 15 minute distraction if you're into this specific brand of janky hentai parody. The browser version runs fine, no install bullshit, just click and regret.

that camera zoom thing when clothes rip. who thought of that. it's like someone finally understood what we're actually here for. Con-Quest, right, this pokemon parody where everyone's in cosplay and the battle system is turn based but honestly who cares about strategy when the umbreon cosplayer exists. ultra rare my ass, i've been grinding that new beach area for three hours and nothing. the drop rates are criminal.

the writing is surprisingly funny though. like actually funny, not just "haha sex" funny. some of those random shop cutscenes had me wheezing. there's this one where... actually nevermind, spoilers. but the dialogue choices matter more than they should for a porn game. i picked the wrong response once and missed a whole scene. had to reload. which brings me to my complaint, why can't you run from boss fights anymore? i get it, stakes or whatever, but sometimes you just want to see the loss scene without committing to a full battle. the cuebone cosplayer boss wrecked me three times before i figured out the lightning spell scaling with max MP. which is another thing, the spell system is weirdly complex for what this is. fire damage scales with MP but also gets nerfed if you're shocked? grass spells do more damage under healing scissors debuff but less when on fire. i don't know who balanced this but they were definitely thinking with something other than their brain.

speaking of brains, the topless portraits. look, i'm not a patreon subscriber, i'm broke, but i typed "friendzonedagain" into the code input just to see what happens and it reverts everything back to clothed. cruel joke. absolutely cruel. the eevee animation having two parts now is nice though, the second part caught me off guard. and that new rival theme remix slaps harder than it has any right to. i've left the game open just to listen to it while doing other stuff. the stickers by grossgirl are a nice touch too, little details that make the whole thing feel less like a cheap parody and more like someone actually cared about making this weird horny pokemon adventure.

anyway the witch is still out there i guess. i'll get to her eventually. right after i find that damn umbreon cosplayer.

Captain Kurt getting a high pressure enema while a gay Spock watches from the corner, that's the level we're operating at here. This Star Trek parody flash thing, I don't even know what to call it, a fever dream maybe. The art is deliberately shit, like someone drew it with their non-dominant hand while drunk, and honestly that makes the whole thing funnier. Six of Nine, our blonde protagonist with the obvious name, walks around this ship and every single encounter is some new form of unhinged depravity.

The Kingon blowjob scene caught me off guard because the alien's dick is just... a weirdly textured tube. And then there's the "space pussy box" which I won't even try to explain. The Whora character, a black woman who's clearly a play on Troi, has this lesbian scene with Six of Nine that's actually the most competently animated part of the whole mess. Which isn't saying much. The homo deck with Spook, yes they named him Spook, involves a rear rammer machine and the sound effects are just someone making "whirr" noises into a microphone I swear to god.

The dialogue choices are meaningless, every path leads to something absurd, and the whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who really hates Rick Berman specifically. There's a doctor scene that's surprisingly vanilla compared to everything else, just regular sex, which almost feels out of place next to the enema fetish content. The game is aggressively not for homophobes, it wears that on its sleeve, and honestly the Spook stuff is so over the top it circles back to being hilarious. I wish the Kingon had more scenes, the one you get is too short and then it's back to whatever the hell else is happening. The whole thing crashes sometimes if you click too fast, but that feels intentional somehow, like the game itself is embarrassed.

Martha Screwfart is what happens when someone watches a cooking show and thinks, what if the host was a total slut and her assistant was Charlie, and neither of them could boil water without setting the kitchen on fire. The whole thing is a parody, obviously, but it leans so hard into the dumb humor that you almost forget you're here for the sex. Almost. The kitchen set looks like a budget TV studio, all bright lights and fake counters, and Martha's blonde hair is bigger than her actual cooking skills. Charlie just stands there with that look, like she's already planning to fuck the mixing bowl.

The choices are where it gets weirdly fun. You pick what they do next, and half the time it's something like "use the whisk" or "bend over the counter" and the game just rolls with it. There's a moment where Martha tries to explain a recipe and Charlie interrupts by grabbing her tits, and the dialogue is so stupid it circles back to being hot. The lesbian stuff is front and center, no dudes, just these two going at it while a pot of something burns in the background. I kept waiting for a health inspector to walk in, but no, it's just nonstop milf energy and bad puns about cocking instead of cooking.

The humor is the real draw, honestly. It's not trying to be high art, it's a dumb TV show parody with explicit scenes stitched in. Some of the choices feel pointless, like they all lead to the same grinding animation, but the writing carries it. I did get annoyed that the kitchen timer never stops beeping in one scene, just a tiny thing that stuck with me. If you like your porn with a side of complete nonsense, this is it. If you want a serious visual novel, go watch actual cooking shows and cry.

The "spank" mechanic is basically a QTE with a ruler and a pixel perfect hitbox on a jiggling ass cheek. Miss and you get a sultry laugh animation that loops just a bit too long, like the dev knew exactly what they were doing. The whole thing runs on what feels like a Unity asset flip from 2015, those default particle effects when a cigarette gets confiscated, the uncanny valley skin shaders on the schoolgirl models. It's glorious garbage and I mean that as the highest compliment.

There's this one student in the back row who's always "masturbating" under her desk, and the tell is a repetitive squelching sound effect that's mixed way too loud. First time I heard it I thought my neighbor was having plumbing issues. You have to click on her three times, each click escalating the animation from hidden fumbling to a full, unblinking loop of her uniform skirt bunched up. The game doesn't punish you for watching. It just waits. The "reflexes" tag is a lie, it's a patience tester, a voyeurism simulator dressed up in a teacher simulator's stolen blazer.

I wish the "cheating" students were more creative. They just pass a note with a crudely drawn dick on it. In a school full of girls? Come on. The humor is accidental, born from jank, not writing. The arcade structure means you're just chasing a high score of disciplined sluts, which is a sentence I just typed. The 3D CG is so aggressively mediocre it circles back to a specific fetish aesthetic, like those old Newgrounds submissions that got flagged but you still remember the URL for. No conclusion here, just the memory of that one girl who sleeps on her desk and you can zoom in on her parted lips before the "WARN" button appears. The game knows.

God, I remember playing the first one of these back when I actually had a sleep schedule. The world's totally fucked now, like literally Armageddon happened, and Slutty McSlut is still out here with her tits out trying to build a spaceship. Priorities. The redhead is back obviously, and there's some furry character now because why not. It's a parody of everything, including itself at this point.

The quiz mechanics are still there but they feel even more unhinged now. One question asked me about the correct way to seduce a sex kitten during the apocalypse and I just sat there staring at my screen. You pick answers, you get picturs. Simple. Some of the big tits shots are genuinely hot in that deliberately jank hentai way, like someone drew them with their left hand while doing something else with their right. I screenshotted one where she's bent over a console panel and her expression is just... completely checked out. Like "yes, the world ended, whatever, my ass is out." That's the whole vibe. I'm not even mad about it.

The spaceship building stuff is just clicking through dialogue mostly. There's this one furry character who shows up halfway through and I still don't understand if they're supposed to be a crew member or a sex thing or both. The game doesn't explain. It doesn't explain anything really. You just keep clicking and Slutty McSlut keeps slutting and occasionally there's a quiz about something completely unrelated to space travel. I failed three in a row and got the same pictur each time which felt passive aggressive. The humor lands maybe forty percent of the time but when it does it's that specific kind of stupid that gets me. You know the kind where you laugh and immediately question your life choices.

I wish the quest structure had more actual branching instead of just funneling you back to the same outcomes. But then again the whole point is it's a mess. The Armageddon setting is just window dressing for more of what the first game did. No real resolution. No grand finale. Just more questions and more tits and that one furry character who I still think about sometimes. Not in a horny way. More in a "what were they thinking" way.

You know that feeling when you click on something thinking it’s gonna be a quick fap and suddenly you’re three tabs deep in a spreadsheet trying to optimize your corruption empire? Franks Adventure 4 does that. The whole thing runs in browser, zero hassle, and the art is this crunchy hand drawn hentai style that looks like it was doodled on a napkin during detention. But that’s the charm, right? It’s not trying to be a triple A cinematic jerk off simulator.

It’s a point and click adventure thing where you’re this dude Frank, walking around trying to get laid and break the law in the dumbest ways possible. There’s a whole management layer that sneaks up on you. One minute you’re trying to seduce a cop by showing her your dick, the next you’re balancing some weird criminal ledger and wondering if your humor stat is high enough to not get pepper sprayed. The seduction parts are so blunt they loop back around to being funny. The dialogue is pure shitpost energy.

But honestly, the pacing is like a microwave that only works on high. Some quests finish before you even realize you started them, others drag on like waiting for a pizza in a blizzard. There’s this one part where you need a specific item from a vending machine and I clicked around like a moron for ten minutes because the hotspot was like three pixels wide. The corruption mechanics are fun until you’ve seen every scene, then it’s just clicking through text you’ve memorized. The action bits are basically just clicking fast enough, no real skill. Replayability is there if you want to see all the dumb ways Frank can fail upwards, but once the mystery of “what weird sex thing happens next” is gone, it’s just muscle memory. Still, that one scene with the inflatable dolphin? Living rent free in my head. Pure art.

Jake's wingman is already half in the bag when the countdown starts, and I'm sitting there trying to figure out which pixelated hottie is the "girl with bottle" versus "girl on left" like it's some kind of drunk geometry test. The whole thing feels like a booty call flowchart drawn on a napkin at 11:58 PM. You click, she giggles, someone pukes confetti, and suddenly you're in a supply closet with a stranger who has anime eyes the size of dinner plates.

The humor lands somewhere between a frat house group chat and a New Year's party where everyone forgot the lube but remembered the molly. Choices are basically "be smooth" or "be a horny disaster," and honestly the disaster route is funnier. There's this one moment where Jake tries to whisper something sexy and it comes out like a dying smoke alarm. I laughed. Then I clicked again and he was motorboating a woman named Calvin? Wait, no, Calvin is the wingman. Or the girl? The game doesn't care and neither do I.

The art is rough, like someone drew it with their non-dominant hand while watching hentai on a second monitor. But that's the charm. It's not trying to be classy. It's a drunk text in game form. You don't play it for the story, you play it because you're bored, horny, and the clock says party time. Some choices loop back to the same scene with different dialogue, which is annoying but also kind of realistic for a rave. You ever try to seduce someone while the bass is so loud your teeth vibrate? Exactly.

The "right babe" mechanic is basically trial and error. Pick wrong and you get a face full of attitude. Pick right and it's tits out before the fireworks finish. No emotional arc, no character growth, just Jake being a walking hard-on with a New Year's hat. I respect that.