The perfume bottle looks like something you'd win at a carnival, cheap plastic with a peeling label. That's the whole game right there. You're the nerd, the one who got shoved into lockers, and now you've got this janky little spray that makes every girl in a skirt suddenly need to sit on your face. The schoolgirl uniform tag does a lot of heavy lifting, and honestly the teacher route is where the writing gets weirdly specific, like someone's personal grudge got coded in.

The meetandfuck structure means you click through dialogue, pick a target, spray, and then the scenes play out with these exaggerated proportions that remind me of old flash games where every tit was the size of a beach ball. Big cock tag is there but it's more about the humiliation reversal, the girls going from laughing at you to begging. The humor is crude, sometimes it lands, sometimes it's just "haha boner." I kept clicking though, trying to find hidden endings because the game hints there are more than the obvious three girls. There's a moment with the gym teacher that made me laugh out loud, then immediately feel gross, which I think is the intended reaction.

Sound design is basically nonexistent, just some looping moans that cut off awkwardly. The uniform detail is nice, skirts actually flip up, but the animation is stiff, like everyone's spine is a broomstick. I wish there was a way to fail, to spray too much and have them pass out or something, but no, it's just a power fantasy with no brakes. The revenge angle gets old fast, but then you find the nurse's office scene and suddenly it's a different game. I don't know. It's a browser thing, runs fine, no install, just click and go. The perfume mechanic is never explained beyond "spray and win," which is fine, I guess. Not every game needs a tutorial.

The quiz format in Sex Kitten: School 2 is basically a series of impossible questions about anime nonsense, and failing them is the whole point. There's this one question about what color panties some background character wears in episode 47 of a show that doesn't exist, and I just stared at the screen. Slutty McSlut, your girlfriend who enrolled you in this hell, pops up with these knowing smirks that feel almost too real. Like she's actually disappointed in your life choices, not just your fake IQ score. The art is that classic XXX Flash style where everyone's proportions are just slightly wrong in a way that loops back around to being hot, especially the teacher character who keeps threatening you with detention scenarios.

I kept thinking about how this would make a ridiculous burlesque number. The whole all-girls school setup where you're the only guy, every wrong answer bringing you closer to some humiliating sex scene. Could do a striptease where each clothing item comes off with a buzzer sound, you know? The humor lands somewhere between intentionally stupid and accidentally brilliant, especially when the game breaks the fourth wall to call you out for trying to look up answers. Which I definitely did. And yeah, she knows. The warning isn't kidding.

The sound design is basically nonexistent except for these little chimes when you get something right, which almost never happens. Spent way too long on one question about magical girl transformation sequences, and honestly the game's version of how those work is more interesting than half the actual shows I've watched. Wish there was more variety in the failure states, but then again the repetition kind of adds to the whole trapped-in-a-hell-of-your-own-making vibe. The file size is tiny, loads faster than my browser history clears, which is convenient when you need to alt-tab real quick. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything. The Forkheads crew clearly made this for a very specific type of degenerate, and I'm apparently exactly that type.

Brutemon Invasion, huh. The whole elemental chart thing got ripped out and I'm still mad about it because last month I had my team perfectly balanced for type advantages and now it's just... numbers. Pure raw numbers. But the new Pussymon animations are so fucking smooth that I forgot to be angry for like twenty minutes straight. There's this one capture scene with a ghost type that does this phasing trick during the struggle and I won't spoil it but let's just say the tentacle physics got an upgrade.

The quest structure is weirdly linear this time compared to the sandbox stuff from episode 12. You're basically funneled through eight new areas chasing Brutemon spawns and each zone has exactly one new creature to catch and one animation to unlock. Speedrunning the 100% gallery took me maybe two hours of resetting for optimal RNG on the boss fight because that bastard has a grab move that skips the whole corruption sequence if you don't break free fast enough. The cheat menu from Patreon lets you toggle invincibility which trivializes the combat but the real degenerates know you're here for the loss scenes anyway.

Speaking of Patreon, the $5 tier gives you a save file with all animations pre-unlocked and I wish I knew that before grinding the swamp area for the slime girl's third variant. The humor in the dialogue is hit or miss. Some NPCs reference 4chan greentexts and I cringed but then the rival character shows up with this deadpan delivery about "collecting them all" while gesturing at a pile of exhausted monster girls and I actually laughed. The story is setting up some big invasion arc that'll matter in future episodes apparently but right now it's mostly an excuse to chain encounters together. Not complaining. I'm here for the pixel titties and the completionist grind.

The whole thing feels like it was coded in a basement by someone who just discovered RPG Maker and a folder full of rule 34 Pokemon pics. And honestly? That's the charm. It's called something like Poke Date or whatever, I already forgot the exact title. You play as some dude who walks into a convention center and immediately starts trying to bang every cosplayer in sight. The dialogue is so stupid it loops back around to being genius. One minute you're talking to a girl dressed as Umbreon, the next you're in a fucking courtroom mini game. A courtroom. For what? I don't know, probably public indecency.

The pickup line mechanic is broken in the best way. You get these dialogue options that read like they were translated through three different languages and then back to English by a horny AI. "Your costume makes my pokeballs tingle" is an actual thing you can say. And sometimes it works. The game doesn't give a shit about logic. I spent twenty minutes trying to find this ultra rare James cosplayer because the Patreon notes said she had a hidden reward. James. From Team Rocket. The reward image was just her in a bikini and I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab. But I didn't. Because the art by that PuddingPack person has this rough, sketchy quality that somehow makes the whole thing hotter than those polished 3D porn games where everyone looks like a plastic doll.

The casino area has a rare book. No idea what it does. The stickers by GrossGirl pop up randomly and I still don't understand the point of collecting them. The boss music by EternalSushi slaps way harder than it has any right to for a game where you can see topless versions of character portraits if you pay the devs on Patreon. The whole experience is like scrolling through Newgrounds at 2 AM in 2007, clicking on anything with a suggestive thumbnail, and being rewarded with something that's equal parts cringe and genuine fap material. The Umbreon reward has an animation now, which is just a looping jiggle effect, but it's the thought that counts.

Betty Brickhouse is a monument. A titan. A woman built like she was designed by a committee of horny 14th century fertility idols and somehow got a job at a shopping center. And this game, this beautiful trainwreck of an animation, is about some guy in a bunny suit named Angus who sees her and immediately decides to commit to the bit so hard it becomes a felony.

The setup is so stupid it circles back to genius. Angus is one of those sad mall Easter bunnies, the kind that makes you question capitalism. Betty rolls up, all enthusiasm and no braincells, convinced he's the actual Easter Bunny. The real one. Like, from the magic egg dimension. And instead of just nodding along and collecting his minimum wage, Angus spots an opportunity that would make Machiavelli blush. He punches out the bottom of his prop basket. Just straight up destroys company property.

Then he sticks his dick through the hole.

He calls it an Easter whistle. An Easter whistle. The mental gymnastics required to believe anyone would fall for this is staggering, but Betty's character design isn't exactly screaming Mensa membership. Her top falls off through sheer narrative convenience, physics be damned. The animation quality here is that special kind of jank where you can't tell if it's deliberate or if the artist was learning software in real time. The way Betty's massive tits just exist, defying all known laws of fabric and gravity, it's almost poetic.

She blows the whistle. Surprise, it doesn't work. She sucks the whistle. Still nothing. And then the moment of clarity where she realizes the whistle is stuck in the basket, her face going through the five stages of grief in about two seconds flat. The cumshot lands with all the subtlety of a water balloon filled with regret. The whole thing runs on a loop, this perfect ouroboros of poor decisions, and I watched it way more times than I'd admit to anyone with a functioning moral compass.

The humor tag is doing heavy lifting here but honestly, it earns it. This isn't trying to be high art. It's a shitpost you can fap to.

I don't know what I expected from something called ROBO 3000 but it wasn't this. The whole thing feels like a student project that got abandoned halfway through, and I mean that as a compliment somehow. You got this little robot, right, rolling around some street corner that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint by someone who just discovered the circle tool. The backgrounds are so bare they loop back around to being charming.

The animation is where things get weird. The robot's movements are actually smoother than the human character's, which makes a kind of sense I guess. She stands there with this blank expression while ROBO 3000 processes what love is. The facial work during the cumshot scene is... a choice. Her face barely reacts but the oil splatter physics got way more attention than anything else in the whole game. Priorities, I suppose. The robosex tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here since it's basically just a robot humping air near a woman until the money shot.

The sci-fi element is literally just that he's a robot named ROBO 3000. That's the entire worldbuilding. No explanation of why he's on a street, why he's curious about love, nothing. The humor tag comes through in how seriously broken the whole premise is. Like, this robot's big discovery about love is that you can jizz oil on someone's face. Deep stuff. The funny part is unintentional I think but it lands anyway.

I kept waiting for a second scene or some kind of payoff but no, that's it. One position, one outcome, one confused robot. The facial finish is the whole climax, literally and figuratively. For what it is, the oil effect looks decent against her skin, but then the loop just ends and you're sitting there wondering if your browser crashed. It didn't. That's just the game.

You ever just want to know how the gummy gets its wobble? This game apparently decided that's a valid excuse for what happens next. There's a candy shop and a woman with tits that defy physics, more like actual beach balls glued to her chest. The setup is you're learning to make summer gummies, which is already a weirdly specific plot, and then the demonstration just goes off the rails into a full fuck session with the gummy lady herself. She's made of candy, I guess. The whole thing is fucking ridiculous and it knows it.

The animations are rough. Like, someone learned how to loop a basic thrust and called it a day. The cumshot effect is this stringy white mess that looks less like jizz and more like melted marshmallow getting flung around, which I suppose fits the candy theme but still looks silly as hell. There's this one moment where she's bouncing and her tits clip right through her own arms, and nobody bothered to fix it. Not a single fuck was given about polish. And yet I kept watching. The absurd humor is what carries it. Her expression stays this deadpan smile the whole time, like she's demonstrating how to pipe frosting while you're balls deep. It's so stupid it loops back around to being kinda great.

The mock award for this has to be "Most Unhinged Use of Confectionery as a Sexual Partner." No contest. You got your big tits, you got your gummy body that looks like it'd dissolve in water, and you got a premise so thin it's practically transparent. I tried to unlock all the scenes but the click path is a mess, doesn't remember your choices half the time. Actually, it's one of those where you just click the same spot and the scene changes when it feels like it. Or maybe I missed something. The whole thing feels like a joke a bunch of devs made while high on actual sugar. It's not hot in the way something polished is hot. It's the kind of thing you'd send to a friend at midnight just to see them type back "what the actual fuck." I can't even say the comedy is intentional, but it's there. The gummy girl's tits jiggle like they're filled with helium. I'm still not sure if I liked it.

Pussymon episode 20, right. I fired it up on a shitty laptop that wheezes when you open more than two tabs and honestly the whole thing runs smooth as butter which is more than I can say for some triple A garbage I paid sixty bucks for last month. The teleport system they added, you just click it from your bag and bam you're at the volcano. No walking. I forgot I had it for like twenty minutes and kept trudging through the same forest path three times before I remembered. That's on me though.

The volcano area is where Blazgodon used to live and there's something genuinely funny about rolling up to this fire creature's old home and just... collecting pussymon there. Seven new ones this time, Viflameber and Viflamemja got new interactions too which I won't spoil but let's say the animations are doing things I didn't expect from a flash game. 25 new animations total. Some of them are rough around the edges, the loop points feel a bit janky on a couple, but the jank kind of adds to the whole unpolished charm this series has always had. The mysterious woods near Halloween town, I don't know man, I got lost in there for a while and not in a fun way. The map layout is confusing but then you stumble on a new pussymon and suddenly you don't care anymore.

The story is moving along I guess, there's dialogue that made me snort once or twice, mostly because of how direct it is about what's happening. No pretense. You're here to catch these creatures and fuck them, the game knows it, you know it. The teleport thing should've been in earlier episodes honestly, backtracking was a pain before. Oh and the bag interface is still kind of clunky, I kept clicking the wrong item because the hitboxes feel off. Not a dealbreaker. The volcano map has this lava glow effect that's actually pretty nice against the darker backgrounds. Anyway Blazgodon's old place has some secrets I haven't figured out yet, there's a corner that looks like it should do something but maybe it's just decoration. I'll poke at it more later.

I clicked on this one thinking, ok another pool episode, we know the drill. But the way Mrs. Baritone just sprawls there, that red hair catching the sun, complaining about her last husband while her top is basically a suggestion. The writing is surprisingly funny, like genuinely made me snort my drink once. Ms. Beem Kub Wa with her blonde cougar energy, they're just gossiping about neighborhood drama and then the pool boy shows up and the whole conversation shifts.

The animations though. Look, it's deliberately unpolished, you can tell, but somehow that makes it hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine with slightly off drawings that still work. When the threesome starts, the way they both go for his cock, it's messy and the sound design is just wet noises that loop weirdly. There's this one moment where the redhead is supposed to be riding him and the animation skips a frame so it looks like she teleports an inch. I laughed but also didn't click away, you know? The interracial tag is there but honestly the best part is how these two women interact with each other, sharing him like they're sharing a cigarette.

Community mods for this series are wild by the way. Someone on f95zone made a texture pack that adds way more explicit expressions, the original faces are a bit dead-eyed during the climax scenes. But that's part of the charm I guess? The humor tag is doing heavy lifting because the dialogue during sex is so blunt it circles back to being funny. "Pool boy? Pool toy." That's literally in the description and they say it like three times. Why do I keep replaying this episode then? The way the blonde arches her back at the end, something about the lighting on the water reflections. It's not good but it's good. My save file corrupted once and I genuinely felt something.