Guy dies, wakes up, and instead of some holy light or boring reincarnation farm, he basically gets told, “Congrats, you’re the horny ghost janitor of this city now.” That’s the whole vibe of Waifus Exorcist. You wander around this weird mix of spooky alleys and cozy anime-style rooms, chasing curses that usually live inside women with insane curves and even worse life choices. One moment you’re talking to a sad widow with tits so big they look like they could trap a spirit on their own, next moment you’re arguing with a smug ghost girl who keeps teasing you and moaning on purpose just to see you lose focus. The game leans hard into this silly “I’m supposed to be a professional exorcist but I keep getting distracted by ass” thing, and honestly it kind of works. You try to be serious, but then there’s a MILF in yoga pants bending over because a demon is stuck “back there” and you’re like, yeah alright, holy ritual time, sure.

Story feels like someone mashed up a horny anime parody with a ghost dating app. You meet all these waifus and half of them are alive, half are dead, and the game doesn’t really care which is which as long as you’re flirting. There’s this one ghost who’s literally more romantic than any of the living girls, she’s shy, floating in your room at night, whispering in your ear while her translucent boobs kinda push through your chest in a super weird but hot way. Then you switch scenes and the tone just drops into comedy, like a cursed influencer who wants you to “exercise” her demon by grabbing her ass while she pretends it’s some sacred ritual. Sex scenes play out like rewards for picking the right dialogue and not being a total idiot, and they go pretty far: thigh jobs with ghost legs phasing in and out, a possessed girl grinding on you while you chant, a stacked MILF who keeps asking if this position is really “part of the purification”. It’s not subtle. At all. And it shouldn’t be.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how this prototype feels rough in a kind of charming way. Some transitions just cut off, some routes feel like they’re missing a beat, and there’s one scene where a scary buildup suddenly jumps straight into tits in your face with almost no warning. It should feel broken, but it ends up funny. You click through a quiet horror moment, eerie music, cursed corridor, then boom, cartoon ass taking the whole screen, and your serious exorcist just turns into a horny idiot again. Choices sometimes pretend to be deep but you can tell half of them are just different ways to arrive at the same sex CG. I picked the “respectful” option with one ghost, trying to be nice, and she still ended up riding me while talking about unfinished business. The romance is kind of sweet in spots, then undercut by dumb jokes, like a ghost girl blushing about holding hands and two minutes later she’s begging you to keep fucking her so she doesn’t “slip back to the other side.” It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and that’s kind of the fun of it.

New apartment, new life, and your hottest problem is the lady next door with tits that look like they’re about to escape every time she leans over the balcony. That’s kind of the whole vibe here. You’re this uni kid trying to pretend you’re responsible, paying fake attention to lectures on your second monitor while the browser tab with Sayaka open keeps stealing your eyes. She’s that classic anime neighbor milf: big soft boobs, huge ass, kind smile, totally not appropriate “auntie” energy, and every time she says something “motherly” the game frames it in the dirtiest way possible. You knock to borrow sugar, she opens the door in a tank top with no bra, and suddenly sugar is not what’s getting measured. It’s one of those visual novels where you’re clicking through scenes, making these tiny choices that feel small, like “stay for tea” or “go home and study”, and next thing you know her hand is on your thigh and studying is dead.

What I liked is how stupidly domestic everything is before it turns horny. She brings you miso soup, asks about your classes, adjusts your collar, wipes a rice grain off your cheek and just keeps her fingers there a second too long. The pacing is like a slow-cooked stew where somebody randomly dumps chili oil in the middle. One moment you’re talking about rent, the next she’s bending over to pick up a towel and the camera is so far up her ass you could write a thesis on her panties. There’s a scene where she invites you over “because it’s raining” and insists you stay until the storm calms down, and it’s just this quiet room, TV in the background, her sitting way too close on the couch, boobs squished together under a cozy sweater, and when she laughs she lightly slaps your leg and you see sideboob. I spent way too long just staring at the art in that sweater scene, by the way. The shading on her tits there? Someone clearly zoomed in and refused to go outside that day.

The humor is very “hentai brain” humor. She says stuff like “I’m old, I need a young man to help me reach high places” while literally pressing your head against her chest. There are these fake innocent lines like “you’re like a son to me” that come right before she presses your palm on her thigh and doesn’t move it. At one point she scolds you for watching porn, then casually moans louder than anything you’d find on Pornhub ten minutes later, so yeah, thanks for the lesson, Sayaka. The choices don’t feel super complex, but they do push how bold she gets. If you play the “good boy neighbor” she teases harder, if you flirt back she just goes full hentai logic. Porn logic, actually. Anime-style big boobs that move like they never heard about gravity, nipples poking through thin fabric, her ass popping when she walks down the hallway to get tea and you just know the dev wanted you to pause and stare. I had Discord open, trying to answer a message, and completely forgot what I was typing when the scene where she sits in your lap in her apron kicks in. Also, why does her kitchen have the cleanest tiles I’ve ever seen in an eroge and the ugliest curtains on Earth? It annoyed me the whole time and then I kept going anyway because, yeah, the neighbor is horny and that apron doesn’t cover her sideboob.

Jimmy Awkward Adventures feels like someone turned a horny Discord server into a game and then sprinkled a bit of late-night hentai brainrot on top. You play this useless gamer dude stuck at home in lockdown, living with a “landlady” who is absolutely not just a landlady, and a bunch of hot roommates who are way too comfortable walking around half dressed. It hits that specific fantasy where you’re trapped in a house with big tits, big asses, and zero privacy, and everybody is just a tiny bit too touchy for it to be normal. The vibe is like if you paused a MILF porn parody halfway through and said, “ok but what if this was a comedy VN and the protagonist is socially crippled.”

What I really liked is how the game leans into voyeur stuff without pretending it’s not creepy. Jimmy peeks through doors, “accidentally” walks in on showers, and checks out the landlady doing yoga in the living room with her tits barely contained and that ass straight up weaponized. The camera really loves thighs and jiggle. There’s this one scene where he’s stuck on a voice call with his online guild while his roommate is in the background bending over to reach something on the lower shelf, her shorts all tight, and you can click whether he focuses on the call or just full-on stares at her ass. Of course I stared. Of course the guild wiped. No regrets, only horny.

The corruption angle is pretty fun too. Characters start sort of normal, complaining about the lockdown, “oh Jimmy you’re lazy, get a job,” and by the time you push them through enough teasing and flirting they’re sneaking into his room late at night in panties, or asking him to “help with lotion” because they “can’t reach” their huge chest. The landlady is basically porn-MILF 101: mom energy without saying mom, fake scolding, tight home clothes, bending over right in front of you. One minute she’s nagging you about rent, next minute you’re watching her from the hallway while she touches herself because she thinks the house is empty. The game throws humor everywhere too. Jimmy is cringe as hell, cracks gamer jokes, fails his own seduction attempts, gets caught staring at tits and tries to play it off by talking about “graphics.” It made me laugh then immediately made me feel dirty, which is kind of the point. The only thing that annoyed me was this one tiny interface sound that kept repeating every time you clicked certain choices; it’s nothing, but it got under my skin and now I hear it in my sleep. Anyway, if you’re into lockdown degeneracy, peeking at your thick landlady in tight clothes, slow-burn corruption of roommates, and watching a dorky gamer accidentally slide deeper and deeper into pervy limbo, this just scratches that strange itch hentai memes trained our brains for.

There is this strange feeling when you open To Lala-RU and it looks like a goofy school comedy, but your brain already knows: someone is going to get fucked in a way that ruins a relationship they didn't even know they cared about. The game throws you into the shoes of a very average guy in a very anime high school, surrounded by girls that clearly do not understand basic physics because their tits and asses are way too much for those tight uniforms. You click thinking it will be light parody, like watching To Love Ru clips on YouTube while scrolling Twitter, and suddenly you are staring at Lala riding some dude in a classroom like she is proving a theorem about gravity with her pussy. It feels familiar and wrong at the same time, like opening WhatsApp “just to check something” and ending up deep in an ex's Instagram stories, knowing you shouldn't be there but staying anyway. The 3D models are almost too clean for how dirty the situations get, which is kind of interesting if you like that clash between plastic anime shine and raw, messy sex. I don't, and then I do, and then I don't again.

What got me was how the game slowly plays with the netorare thing without screaming about it. At first it looks like a goofy school life story, everyone in uniforms, halls, classrooms, Lala being this chaotic alien princess parody who clearly has no idea about consent in a normal sense, just pure horny curiosity. You follow the male protagonist, thinking you are here to get your dick wet with her, and the pacing tricks you. There is this one scene in a quiet corner of the school, late after classes, where she is supposed to be “testing” some sci‑fi gadget. He is there, you are expecting the usual corny hentai setup, but then the scene twists and the device basically ends up being an excuse for her to get mounted by someone else while your guy just stands there, half hard, half useless. Watching her bounce on another cock in that school uniform, tits slipping out, her moaning his name while the protagonist is in the frame but meaningless, hit me harder than I expected. It is not super violent, not screaming, just matter of fact: you were never the center. The game actually tries to be funny during all this, with dumb alien tech jokes that mostly fall flat, and that weirdly makes the sex feel even more cruel. Porn with laugh track. You click through dialog that looks like a bad Discord shitpost, and then the camera drops right between her legs, full vaginal penetration, the kind where you see the lips stretch and your brain goes quiet. It pretends to be a relaxing parody, but the more scenes you unlock the more it feels like watching a philosophy experiment about jealousy, except the experiment keeps cumming on Lala’s face. The choices barely matter, the routes are thinner than they pretend to be, some transitions are clunky as hell and I still kept going, because every time I thought “ok I got it, same thing again” the game punched me with another angle where the protagonist is in the room but not really in the story, like when you are in a group chat and everybody is flirting around you. In the end I closed it and opened Spotify, but my head kept replaying that stupid classroom scene with her in the uniform, knees on the desk, skirt up, his hand on his useless hard-on while she screams for the other guy. Weirdly relaxing. Not relaxing at all. I am still not sure which.

You wake up already dead, dropped into this weird holy island that looks like some Pinterest fantasy board and Pornhub comment section had a baby. Whole place is basically a shrine to one booty-obsessed goddess who is hanging on by a thread and decides you’re her last lottery ticket. No slow build, no cute “will they won’t they” thing. You show up, you’re surrounded by stacked chicks with big asses and big tits, and every single one of them is looking at you like you’re not a person but a walking breeding season. The story pretends it’s about faith and rebirth and all that, but let’s be real, the main quest is “how many times can this guy nut before the goddess runs out of divine gas.” And it kinda owns that. The opening scene hits hard: POV of a dying world, some half-whispered prayer, then bam, soft animated jiggle, girl in a too-tight robe kneeling in front of you asking if your “divine tool” still works. Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But I still clicked through every line.

Whole island is split into little areas, you wander around, talk shit, tease girls, trigger events. Sometimes you’re in a “serious” talk about fate, then the camera slowly drops and she starts stripping like it’s the most normal thing. The corruption angle sneaks in slowly. At first they’re all shy priestesses and warriors who “just want a child for the clan” and act like they’re doing a holy duty, then you keep visiting, choose the slightly meaner dialogue, grab a tit when the game lets you, and suddenly that same girl is asking you to cum inside because the goddess “likes it when her daughters are full.” You’re juggling a full harem before you even notice, scenes pile up, and your brain starts doing that thing where you open Twitter between orgasms and forget what route you were on. Some of the best moments are the dumb little jokes they drop in the middle of the dirtiest scenes. One milf is riding you, talking about sacred rituals, then out of nowhere she compares your dick to a “blessed warhammer” and it’s so stupid you remember it the whole day. And yeah, there’s a titfuck scene on a balcony where the camera angle is perfect and the timing of the cum shot syncs with the moaning loop just right, but the way her hair clips through her shoulder made me irrationally mad and I kept staring at it instead of her boobs.

The sex variety is wild but also kinda relaxed, like the dev knows the basics and just keeps remixing them. One moment it’s slow teasing, handjob under a table while another girl pretends not to watch, next scene you’re in this group ritual with three of them passing you around, spit and cum swapping like it’s some holy communion. Oral is everywhere, creampies are basically the main currency here, pregnancy is treated as both plot and fetish, girls talking about how they want your “seed” and then actually showing little belly growth later which is lowkey messed up and hot at the same time. Some transformations slip in when the goddess gets involved, you corrupt one of the more innocent girls enough and suddenly her body changes slightly, hips wider, ass bigger, eyes a bit crazier, like the island itself is tuning her just for you. Sometimes the pacing drags, you get a long lore dump when all you want is to fuck the next milf in line, but then it throws a quick animated scene at you where she’s riding you in POV, tits bouncing in rhythm and your brain forgets you were annoyed. I kinda hate the way the main guy talks, by the way, sometimes he’s this respectful chosen one, other times he goes full dom and calls them breeding stock, and it doesn’t always match the choices you picked. Still, when one of the island queens gets on her knees, opens her mouth, and the game lets you decide where to blow your load, all that writing stuff just disappears from your mind. Whole thing feels like a horny fever dream that somehow remembers to be funny once in a while.

Hope is supposed to feel heroic, right? Shining armor, holy blade, save the world, all that Final Fantasy MMO stuff you whisper to yourself while scrolling through Tinder and pretending you’re not lonely as hell. Here you’re the big “Warrior of Light” who literally runs on emotions, which sounds cool until you realize you’ve basically edged your soul dry. You burned all your feelings like stamina potions, and now the only way to refill the tank is with “very positive” sensations. Yeah. That kind. It’s like going to therapy, but the therapist is a horny fantasy cast who low‑key wants to rail you, suck you, ride you or in some cases eat you because monster girls are apparently just normal now. The whole thing plays like a weird lovechild of a dating sim and an RPG, where half the time you’re clicking around like an old point and click adventure, and the other half you’re doing turn based combat that feels suspiciously like foreplay with health bars.

What actually got me was how the game just shrugs and goes “yeah, sex is literally your power source” and never apologizes. You’re exhausted from your last quest and instead of grinding goblins you’re grinding, well, other stuff. One scene you’re sitting in some cozy fantasy inn room, and a girl who’s supposed to be your serious comrade is acting all professional while slowly jerking you off in this slow handjob that somehow turns into a heartfelt talk about responsibility. She’s praising your “bravery” with her mouth full a minute later and you’re thinking, this is stupid, and also I relate way too hard. Then there’s this super smug mage who offers “experimental therapy”, which is just code for bending you over a desk and going for anal while lecturing you about magical theory like she’s a horny Duolingo owl. And the game just treats it like a normal buff scene: “you gained +2 resilience” after getting absolutely wrecked. Made me laugh harder than it should. I kept waiting for my phone to buzz with a Telegram message or a Discord ping, but no, just me, this fantasy clinic, and an elf who somehow turns an oral session into a damn job interview. There’s lesbian stuff too, like two girls using you as a fancy toy while they focus more on each other, and you’re kind of just there, moaning in the middle, and it still counts as your “recovery training”. One monster girl with way too many teeth offers a “kiss”, I misclicked, and suddenly I’m in a scene that feels like a hentai parody of a boss fight where the only command that matters is “don’t cum yet” and of course I lost that turn.

The humor hits close to home, painfully so. The game keeps joking about hope and destiny while you’re basically on a sex-cation because you can’t handle your own feelings without someone stroking them out of you. There’s a route with a male character that the game just drops on you so casually that I actually respected it, even though the first time he leaned in I mashed mouse buttons like I was trying to close a pop‑up ad on Pornhub. Still ended up in a very intense “training” session where he’s teaching you how to control Dynamis, and you suddenly realize the rhythm he’s talking about is not combat related at all. Some scenes are wonderfully romantic, like slow, patient vaginal sex in a starlit field that feels almost too soft for a porn game, and then the next one is raw, dirty oral in a supply closet with jokes about potion viscosity that made me hate myself for laughing. I wish the game didn’t repeat certain moans and lines so much, but here I am replaying that one little moment where a knight girl blushes before she asks if “using your mouth as a scabbard counts as training”. It doesn’t fix my empty DMs on WhatsApp, or the fact that my real dating life has less turn based combat and more instant defeat, but at least here my emotional burnout actually gets me laid instead of just sending me back to scrolling through Hinge in silence.

This one feels like some horny anime daydream that got stretched into a whole weird, cozy fantasy world. You start as this totally average guy, like the one background NPC nobody usually cares about, except you grew up next to the Saintess, the bright holy poster-girl of the kingdom. Everyone worships her, she can literally nuke demons with light magic, and you remember her when she still drooled in her sleep and clung to you like a needy kitten. That contrast hits kind of nice. The story throws you into her orbit again after this “oops” incident where you basically get promoted from nobody to her bodyguard. Not the cool, shiny armor type, more like “why the hell did they pick me” vibe. And yet it works, because half the tension is you walking around going: yeah, that girl the entire church is praying to? She is watching your hands very closely when you touch her waist. There’s this scene early where she heals you, all glowing and serious, and then her fingers just linger a little too long. The camera slows down, she blushes, and the holy light is still around her while you can clearly see in her eyes she is thinking something very not holy. Audio is simple but the tiny breathy voice clips, the little gasps when she gets flustered, they scratch that ASMR itch more than you’d expect from a Koikatsu-based thing.

The game loves that slow burn, but then it throws the brakes away when the sex finally happens. First time she gives you a handjob, she is trying so hard to stay “holy” while jerking you off, it’s hilarious and hot at same time. She keeps whispering prayers and then losing the words halfway when you throb in her hand. There’s a later scene where she’s on her knees, supposed to be blessing you before a dangerous mission, and instead she just wraps her lips around your cock. The sloppy sounds are pretty on point, not overdone, kind of wet and soft, with that little gag at the back of her throat that made me shiver like someone traced a finger behind my ear. The camera cuts between her teary eyes looking up and your cock sliding over her tongue, and the rhythm of her bobbing almost feels like someone tapping a finger right behind your eardrum. Sex itself uses the fantasy setting in a fun way, like using magic to make your dick extra sensitive during vaginal scenes, or her glowing faintly while riding you, each thrust making those light effects flicker like candles. Not everything hits, some jokes land flat, and I got annoyed at one choice that teased something dirtier and then chickened out, but whatever. The incest hinting has that “we grew up way too close, this is kinda wrong but we both want it” tone, and if you’re into that taboo family energy, some lines go right for the throat. It never feels subtle. She moans your name like a prayer, calls you her only real light in the darkness while her pussy clenches around you, and the game just stays there for a bit, letting the scene breathe, like those long ASMR shots where the mic just sits by someone’s mouth and picks up everything. It’s messy, a little awkward in places, but the good kind of awkward, like when someone whispers exactly what filthy thing they want and stumbles over the words, and you feel it way more because of that.

Space feels wrong here. Not like glossy NASA poster, more like someone took a freight elevator, wrapped it in metal, threw it between the stars and said “yeah, this is fine, go not-die in it.” You’re the commander, technically in charge, but it feels more like you woke up from cryo into somebody else’s unfinished nightmare. The ship is quiet in that heavy way, with recycled air that tastes like old batteries and sweat, and the crew is already a little broken around the edges. Nobody had a smooth trip. Everyone carries some fucked up piece of Earth in their head, and the game doesn’t hurry to tell you what it is. You just kinda feel it, when one of them cracks a joke during a horror scene or gets way too into a handjob in the medbay while the lights flicker like a cheap haunted house. It shouldn’t be hot. It really, really is.

What I liked is how the sex sneaks up on you in weird moments. One second you’re checking sensor logs, trying to figure why Tau Ceti went completely quiet, next second your second-in-command is standing way too close, suit half unzipped, tits straining against regulation fabric that stopped being “regulation” about three dialog choices ago. And it’s not just “click here, now they fuck.” You can push her a bit, let that male domination vibe creep in, make her strip piece by piece in the cargo bay while outside is nothing but cold void and dead radio. Big ass pressed against a crate, your hand around her throat just enough, her trying to keep her voice down so the others don’t hear while you slide in and finish with a messy creampie inside her, then send her back to duty like nothing happened. Except later, in a totally different scene, she cracks a dark joke about oxygen reserves and swallows your cum without blinking, like this is just another resource to manage. The blowjob scenes get almost too intimate sometimes, like she’s clinging to your cock just to not think about the screaming static on the comms channel. Sex toys show up too, but they feel more like improvised tools than pretty props. A scanner handle used as a vibrator during a power failure, emergency restraints repurposed to keep a trembling crew member spread and begging while emergency alarms quietly beep in the background. It’s horny, yeah, but with that weird psychological pressure where you’re not sure if they’re getting off or losing their mind, and you kinda love that line it walks. The humor hits at the strangest moments, like right after a legit thriller bit where something brushes the hull, you’re pretty sure you saw movement through a porthole, and then someone cracks a dumb remark about “if we die at least I got railed by the captain” and you actually laugh, which shouldn’t work, but it does, like nervous giggle during a horror movie kiss scene that suddenly gets way too explicit and somehow ends with a sloppy, frantic creampie against the viewport while distant stars watch in total silence.

Zack should be on a red carpet with a fake smile and some Marvel knockoff suit, but instead he’s making cappuccinos for tourists who can’t say “macchiato” right. That’s the mood of this game. You’re not playing some blank porn puppet, you’re stuck in this dude’s head while he’s trying to pretend he’s happy steaming milk, and the universe keeps shoving his old Hollywood life right back up his ass. One minute you’re chatting up some regular who just wants extra foam, next minute a casting director who used to yell at you on set is sitting there with that “I own your past” smirk, and suddenly you’re back talking about auditions, chemistry reads and how many times you let a director grab your jaw to “fix your angle.” The sex in this thing doesn’t feel like it teleports out of nowhere either. You flirt, you pick the wrong line, you make a joke about your own softcore scenes, you choose whether Zack leans into being the charming broken boy or just a thirsty bastard who wants a tongue in his mouth before closing shift. It’s messy in a good way, like horny and cringe and funny at the same time.

From accessibility side, it’s kind of this weird mix of “hey we remembered you exist” and “eh, good enough.” Text is mostly readable, nice contrast, font size bump in settings, no fake tiny grey that kills your eyes, so my screen reader on Android (TalkBack) at least doesn’t scream at me. But the focus order in some choice menus is a bit fucked. Keyboard navigation jumps around like it’s drunk, and I had one scene where the hover highlight stayed on the previous line while the actual selected choice was another one, which is fun when you’re trying to decide if Zack pulls out or gives a creampie and the wrong keypress basically decides if someone’s womb is full or not. No text-to-speech in-game, so I had to rely on NVDA with OCR on my laptop when a pop-up window didn’t want to be real HTML text. Also, some sex sounds and moans ignore the master volume slider, which is wild when you’re half-muted and suddenly the blowjob scene is louder than Spotify. Speaking of which, I was playing with Spotify open and the game doesn’t respect media keys well, so I tried to pause music and instead I skipped a line of dialogue right when Zack was admitting his first casting couch “audition” ended with him kneeling between some producer’s legs. That made me more annoyed than it should, but still.

Game tone is dirty in this strangely specific way. You get this whole porn-star-with-clothes-on feeling around Zack. Like he knows how to open his mouth for a camera, and you feel that every time you pick a flirty line. There’s one date where you can play him sweet, talking about “craft” and indie scripts, or you just lean straight into filth and have him describe a sex scene he filmed years ago, with spit strings and him finishing inside because the director wanted “raw.” The writing loves oral, by the way. Long build-up to the first time someone slides under a table in some shitty bar, your jeans open, his hand on the back of your thigh, you trying to keep eye contact while your dick disappears into a warm throat. Choices actually matter in those scenes too, like whether Zack takes control, grabs hair, and fucks that mouth, or lets himself be used as a toy while thinking about how this is still less fake than his old movie kisses. Vaginal stuff is here, of course, with those “fuck, are you staying in me” moments, and you get explicit links between your relationship choices and whether she locks her legs around you or pushes you out at the last second. I kind of wish there was a proper high-contrast mode and some way to remap sex scene key prompts for people with weaker hands, but I know it’s not gonna happen and I still kept going through routes just to see how far Zack can fall or climb while getting his brains fucked out on cheap mattresses and casting couches dressed as “indie sets.” The humor hits weird too, in a good way, like there’s a line after one creampie where Zack mutters something about “this is better than my last movie review” and it made me laugh harder than I should while my screen reader fought the tooltip on the next choice.