The game throws you into this weirdly cozy horror setup that feels like someone mashed a ghost story with a horny family drama and then forgot to clean up the script. You arrive at this old family estate with your aunt, she’s supposed to be all professional and focused on taking photos for the sale, but the whole place just screams “nope”. There’s that vibe like the house is watching, but at the same time your eyes are stuck on your aunt’s tits because the dev made damn sure every camera angle reminds you she’s not your sweet innocent relative from Sunday lunch. The pacing is slow in a good way, like a kinetic novel that wants you to marinate in the tension, sexual and paranormal both. Nothing to click, no grind, you’re basically strapped in and forced to watch this car crash of repressed family stuff, ghost shit, and heavy milf energy. Sometimes it feels too slow, like the engine is idling, but then she bends over to adjust the tripod and the whole scene wakes up.

What really threw me off at first is how the horror and the sex keep stealing scenes from each other. One moment your aunt is joking around about the creaking floors and you kind of relax, next moment there’s a shadow behind her in the hallway and she’s pressing into you, “for safety”, tits squished against your chest, and you’re not thinking about ghosts anymore. The 3dcg is inconsistent, honestly. Some shots of her big ass in tight pants look like they belong in a high-end Patreon build, then another angle hits and her face goes a bit uncanny, but in a way it actually fits the haunted house feeling. There’s this early scene where the power flickers while she’s in the bathroom, she calls you in because “the door is stuck”, and the camera insists on her wet skin, nipples hard, towel barely hanging on, while something in the mirror clearly moves wrong. That mix of “I want to fuck her” and “I should run out of this house” is the core of the game. It’s messy, it’s horny, it’s not subtle, and it doesn’t even try to be.

The incest angle is not teased, it’s just embraced like the dev grew up on the most degenerate fanfics. She talks to you like you’re still the kid she used to babysit, but every touch lingers too long, every joke about “you’ve grown” has this filthy undercurrent. Later, when she can’t sleep and shows up in your room in just a shirt, the game goes full into oral and vaginal territory with that guilty romance tone, like both of you know it’s fucked up and still don’t stop. The paranormal side doesn’t stay in the background either. There are monster girl vibes creeping in, with something in the house that slips into dreams and starts using sex toys on her while you’re forced to watch, or maybe you’re the one imagining it, or maybe the house is. It’s not fully clear, and it kind of works. You get this scene where she’s masturbating in a dark room, thinking you’re asleep, whispering your name, and a second model seems to overlay on her body for a frame or two, like some other female shape is riding her. I thought my player bugged until I replayed it. Still no idea if that was on purpose, but it made the whole paranormal romance thing feel more fanfic than canon, and I liked that. The humor is hit or miss, some lines sound like they were written in Google Translate, but as a non-native myself it actually gave it this weird charm, like reading a horny Wattpad story that found a 3D engine and decided to go wild. It’s clunky, sexy, sometimes stupid, sometimes surprisingly hot, and the house kind of ends up feeling like another jealous character watching you fuck your own aunt in its rooms.

This one starts like some harmless romcom setup and then just keeps sliding into a really nasty place while you watch and keep telling yourself “nah, it’s fine, she’s fine,” even when your gut already knows it’s not fine at all. You’re this loudmouth kid, big sense of justice, but the game loves to rub your face in how useless that actually is here. First day at the new academy, you crash into Rin, photography club president, break her camera, boom, you’re stuck helping her. At first it’s just you tagging along, carrying stuff, hanging out while she tries to save her club with contest photos. It’s cute, she’s awkward, you tease her, she blushes, you get those flirty bits and POV moments that feel almost wholesome. Even the early fanservice scenes feel like they’re just playing around with groping and accidental peeks, like some horny school comedy. You kinda forget the game warned you about being cruel. Or you pretend you forgot.

Then the principal starts slithering in. You know exactly what type he is the second he shows up, but the game doesn’t let you confront him in any satisfying way. He’s “helping” Rin with her club, offering “support” and “connections”, and you can see the trap from a mile away, but the protagonist keeps trying to rationalize it. Those early scenes where you watch him hovering too close over her shoulder while she reviews shots, or where she brushes off your concern with a laugh, are honestly more painful than the actual explicit stuff. You start catching these little AI-touched CGs where her expression doesn’t quite match what she’s saying, like her smile looks strained while the text says she’s fine, and your brain goes, yeah, no, she’s not. The voyeurism heat hits different when you’re not just peeping on some random girl, but on someone you’re actually getting attached to while another guy slowly rewires her.

The sex progression is slow enough to hurt. Harassment in the hallway that she calls “just a misunderstanding”, a “special private photoshoot” you’re not invited to, her coming back with messy hair and a forced grin, joking about “weird poses” he made her do. Then the game starts letting you see what’s really happening. The first time it shows him using her as a prop for his own filth, making her pose in ways that are way past normal photography, it actually feels like a punch, even though you knew it was coming. There’s this one scene where she’s kneeling, mouth full, camera still in her hands, trying to keep it from falling while he uses her face, and the framing is so fucked up in a good way. It’s like the club, the contests, her dreams, everything literally resting on her trying to please this disgusting bastard. The POV keeps you stuck as the guy who can only watch, listening through doors, catching glimpses through windows, scrolling through pics on her camera when she’s not looking and finding shots you really wish you hadn’t seen. The comedy never fully disappears either, which is kind of evil. You still get stupid jokes, horny banter, some romance flags, right between scenes of her getting deeper into prostitution-style “deals” and rougher BDSM sessions with him in the name of “supporting the club”. It shouldn’t be funny and hot and depressing at the same time, but it kinda is.

The wild part is how it messes with your sense of control. You don’t get choices, it’s a straight kinetic thing, so you just sit there, clicking, feeling more tense each scene. You keep waiting for the big heroic confrontation that never really lands the way you want. Instead you get more humiliation, more “training”, more proof that your so-called justice is just background noise in a rigged system. Her clothes get skimpier, her posture more submissive around him even when she’s still acting normal with you, and by the time she’s letting him grope her in the darkroom because “we need edgy shots”, it’s already over, she just hasn’t admitted it to herself yet. The romance sprinkles make everything worse, since you see what you almost had while watching him fuck it to pieces. The game knows exactly what NTR people are here for and doesn’t pretend to be fair or kind about it. It just grabs your anxiety, your curiosity, your voyeur brain, and squeezes till you kinda hate yourself for staying turned on. I liked that. I hated that. Whatever. I couldn’t stop reading.

Ash finally gets to be a horny idiot instead of a pure shonen hero in this one, and honestly, that alone sold me. The game takes that familiar “boy with pokeballs and way too much optimism” thing and twists it into a mix of goofy parody and very explicit tension with Sarena. It feels like somebody watched the anime, got frustrated that all flirting there is basically at kindergarten level, and then wrote fanfic with a puzzle minigame, combat encounters, and a lot of naked ambition. The tone jumps between genuine romance and straight up pervy stupidity in a way that should not work, but somehow it does. One second you get a surprisingly tender scene where Ash is actually looking at Sarena like she’s a real person, asking what she wants from their future, and five minutes later you’re solving a stupid sliding tile puzzle so he can “accidentally” walk in while she’s changing. The game keeps using these little puzzles to gate horny scenes, which sounds annoying, but it keeps the pacing from turning into a porn slideshow. Well, mostly. Sometimes it still feels like a porn slideshow with extra steps.

What really caught my linguist brain is the dirty talk. You can tell this script was written by someone who is not a native English speaker, but instead of killing the mood, it becomes part of the charm. There are these lines like “I will train your body like I trained my pokemon” where you go “ok that is objectively cringe” while at the same time getting weirdly turned on because it fits this dumb, overconfident Ash so well. He swears more than you ever hear from him in any official thing, and when he slips and calls Sarena his “special partner in combat and love,” the English is slightly off, but it feels honest. Sarena’s lines are softer and then suddenly filthy, like she has been holding back for ten seasons and now she is just done. There is a scene where she whispers that she wants to “catch every part of you,” and it sounds wrong grammatically, but the timing and the expressions in the CGs hit hard. The 3D style looks a bit plastic sometimes, yet her blush, the way she bites her lip, it matches the broken English in a way that makes the whole thing feel almost too personal, like reading someone’s secret horny notebook that should not be online but thankfully is. The combat parts are just simple enough that you do not hate them, with some funny parody moments thrown in when a pokemon basically cockblocks the scene. I kind of wish the puzzles had a “skip” option, but they do not, and I am not getting over that anytime soon. Still, when the happy ending hits and these two idiots finally stop pretending they are just trainer and performer and actually fuck like people who have been eye-fucking each other across battlefields for years, all the weird phrasing, the goofy humor, the sudden tenderness, it clicks into something strangely satisfying and very, very dirty.

Lucio opens this shiny new casino in the middle of nowhere classy and trashy at the same time and it already feels like trouble. The whole place smells like fresh carpet, cheap champagne and perfume that’s trying way too hard. You’re not some faceless ghost here, you are him, the guy who smiles like he owns the room and then quietly panics because the numbers in the back office look terrible. The poker tables are the center of everything. Every hand you play is not just about chips, it’s a slow undressing of power, of clothing, of dignity sometimes. You sit across from a redhead with tits barely contained by a glitter dress, and she calls your bluff with a lazy grin, leans forward, and the neckline does half the talking. Suddenly you’re not thinking about odds, you’re thinking about how many pieces of fabric she is still wearing and which one you want on the floor first. And then you misclick, because of course you do, and lose the pot you should have won. I will not forgive that misclick, by the way.

The whole thing is wrapped in this goofy romance vibe that refuses to take itself too seriously. One minute a girl is teasing you about your poker face, the next she basically climbs into your lap if you play your cards right. They flirt in a way that’s crass, funny, affectionate and clearly written by someone who actually likes women, not just bodies. Still, sometimes the humor hits like a drunk uncle at a wedding, trying to be edgy and landing on “eh.” But then you’re chatting with this shy dealer who’s secretly into risky bets, and she switches from blushing to asking if you’re brave enough to “raise” her in a very non-casino way, and it kinda makes up for it. There are moments where the game almost becomes a lecture in gender performance, without ever using that word, like when the tough-as-nails pit boss lets you see her softer side only when she is half naked and half joking and you realize she’s using the whole casino floor as armor. Then again, sometimes the writing just wants to show you big tits in a tight dress and doesn’t pretend otherwise. Fair.

What I really liked, strangely, is how the strip teasing is tied to risk. You push your luck, they push those clothes down. You’re not just clicking “next sex scene,” you’re flirting, losing, seducing, fucking up. During one poker game with the redhead, I intentionally played a stupid hand just to see if she'd mock me. She did. Then she slid her straps off anyway, called it a “pity reward,” and somehow that felt hotter than winning. The harem angle is there, of course, women orbiting you like you’re the sun with a solid dick, but they’re not just silent prizes. They talk back, they negotiate, they demand better tips, they roll their eyes when you act like a horny idiot. From a gender studies brain, it’s messy as hell: objectification everywhere, but the objects keep talking and steering the wheel. Does it make sense politically? Not really. Is it sexy when you’re half-focused and a little tired from work? Yeah. The casino setting gives a nice excuse for consent as a negotiation of stakes: “If you win this hand, I’ll take it off.” Super simple, very old fantasy, but it hits. I just wish one of them had smaller boobs, honestly. Variety is a thing. But the game doesn’t care what I want, and maybe that stubbornness is part of its charm.

City of Libon looks like one of those chill fantasy hubs from some JRPG at first, pretty trees, long-eared ladies walking around, everything peaceful… then you realize every single elf around you is basically one bad day away from begging you to breed her senseless. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy about it. There’s a curse, nobody’s getting pregnant, and your dick is the only one that still works for baby-making. That’s the whole deal. I kinda respect how direct it is. No hundred lines of lore, no boring “chosen one prophecy”, just “your cum fixes elves, now get to work.” And suddenly you’re having awkwardly funny conversations where everyone is half-flirting, half-treating you like walking fertility clinic.

Meliara, the elf mage who drags you into this mess, is probably going to be the main reason a lot of people stay. She’s got that serious bookworm face, long ears, nice ass that doesn’t match how cold she tries to sound, and she talks to you like you’re a lab rat she’s secretly horny for. It’s hilarious. One second she’s all “this is for serious research” and next thing she’s sitting on your lap, pretending it’s only to measure something “for magical reasons” while your cock is pressed right against her. The story scenes slide into horny moments very fast, but never really feel like someone flipped a switch. You’ll be talking about the curse, she’ll ask you some fake “clinical” questions, and then she’s pumping you with her hand, watching your face like it’s another data point. I liked the small expressions they give her too, like how she tries to stay poker face even with her tongue hanging a bit when she gets that stupid ahegao look mid-creampie. There is one thing that annoyed me: she keeps making these little comments about the city layout and some past war, but the game never lets you actually explore those places. Why mention some forbidden grove if I’m never going to pound someone against a tree there? That thing stuck in my brain way more than it should and then the game just moves on like nothing. Whatever. The actual action makes up for it most of the time. You get choices in dialog where you can be more sweet, more cocky, or just horny and blunt, and it changes how they react in bed later, which is nice. Not like huge “branching story” nice, but enough that when an older elf with thick tits and soft belly leans over a table and you tell her she looks better filled than any wine barrel in Libon, she actually blushes and doesn’t just give generic line. Then again, sometimes you say something rough and the next line feels like it came from another scene, but you kinda just click ahead because the next CG smacks your brain anyway.

Sex-wise, the game is not shy at all. Big asses everywhere, soft bellies, huge tits that actually bounce a bit between frames when you’re fucking them, like those cheap but hot gifs people repost on Reddit. Early on it leans harder on handjobs and teasing, almost like they want you a bit frustrated before you finally get to sink in. I liked that they let the camera sit on the moment your dick pushes in for vaginal for the first time with each girl, there’s something about that tiny pause where you see her stretch around you that hits nice. Creampies are the main event of course, because of the whole fertility thing, so you’re pretty much encouraged to unload inside everyone. It’s not just a “white screen, done” moment either. They show it dripping, they show the elf’s face going from controlled to stupid-happy, sometimes even a little heart popping next to her pupils while she’s doing full ahegao, mouth open, like she just unlocked some new fetish. There’s one scene with a monster girl type, kind of half-elf with weird features, where she rides you so hard your choice is literally “beg her to slow down” or “grab her ass and thrust back like an animal”, and both lead to different animations of you stuffing her full. That one stuck in my head because the angle is low, all you see is her ass slamming down, your cock disappearing inside, and you hear her talk about wanting to “steal all that seed just for myself” while pretending she cares about saving her city. She doesn’t. None of them do. They just want to be bred, and the dating sim talking just makes it funnier, like everyone is trying to put romance and humor on top of pure, shameless breeding kink. It’s messy, it’s not perfect, sometimes dialog feels like it was written half-awake, but it hits that horny brain spot where you keep clicking “next” even when you told yourself you’d stop after one more scene.

Holy Shaft feels like someone smashed a horny visual novel into an elevator control panel and then just walked away to let the chaos run itself. You’re stuck in this weird magic lift that spits you out on random floors, and every floor is basically: “ok, who are you humiliating or getting humiliated by this time?” It’s all short, punchy scenes, no long build up, which I really liked since I just wanted something spicy between Discord scrolling and checking WhatsApp. You get a situation, a character, a couple of blunt choices, and suddenly there’s a girl bending over, someone getting their ass slapped red, or a toy coming out of nowhere like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The animation is surprisingly decent for this kind of quickie game, a bit stiff in places, but the way the bodies move when you go hard on a spanking actually sells the impact more than I expected. The camera sometimes lingers a bit too long on weird angles, like focusing right on a thigh while the good stuff is happening slightly off center, and it annoyed me, but not enough to stop clicking through. Also the elevator voice? It feels like it’s judging you sometimes. Maybe that’s just me.

The main fun is that the scenes twist depending on what kind of bastard you decide to be. Say yes to the more cruel options and you end up dragging a shy girl into some real degrading shit, with toys getting used on her in ways that made me go “ok wow, we’re doing that now” and then click again anyway. Pick the “nicer” choices and you still get sex but with this awkward, playful vibe, a lot of teasing and embarrassed moaning, more like a horny comedy skit than a hardcore thing. I had one run where I tried to be respectful, like “I’m a gentleman,” and five floors later I was still smacking an angel’s ass while she called me “master” with a straight face, so, yeah, the game kinda laughs at you for pretending to be pure. There are multiple endings, but it’s not this big deep RPG style thing, it’s more like the game going “ok, you were an evil pervert this time, here’s your special reward and your cursed epilogue.” I hit one ending where the elevator basically becomes my personal sex dungeon, with everyone I messed with stuck to different floors waiting for more. Another time it was more humiliating for my character, like the girls ganging up and using toys on me instead, making fun of how many bad choices I picked. Honestly that one was hotter and also kinda embarrassing because the dialogue roasted me harder than Twitter replies. The humor is very hit or miss, some jokes land, some feel like a Reddit comment from ten years ago, but the mix of dumb comedy with really shameless kinks gives it this trashy charm. It’s not “high art”, it’s just “click, spank, cum, laugh a bit, reload.” And sometimes that’s exactly what I want.

Imagine waking up from a shitty nap and suddenly you’re on this shiny-ass space ship, no idea how you got there, surrounded by nine girls who all look like someone fed hentai tropes into ChatGPT and then cranked the boobs slider to max. That’s Simon’s life now. Mine too, kinda. The vibe is like someone took Mass Effect, removed 90% of the serious plot, added 200% more tits and facial expressions that would probably break your jaw in real life. Every corridor on that ship feels like a horny TikTok thirst trap that never ends. You walk down a hallway and boom, one monster girl with slime on all the wrong/right places, next turn it’s some stacked space officer pretending she doesn’t love when you stare while she “adjusts her uniform”. The game is very self aware, it keeps roasting itself for being cliché, then instantly throws you into another “oops I fell on your dick” situation like it learned absolutely nothing.

What I liked a lot is how the teasing is baked into the flow. It’s not just click to see boobs, click again for creampie, done. Sometimes you’re in the middle of this “save the universe” nonsense and suddenly you’re locked in a room with a half-alien girl who insists this weird glowing machine is a “compatibility scanner” but, like, she’s already half naked before you can ask a single question. Or that one scene where you’re supposed to do a serious briefing, giant hologram galaxy behind you, but your brain is just gone because one of the crew is in a skin-tight suit that leaves absolutely nothing to imagination, and the game keeps giving you dialogue options that make you choose between acting like a captain or acting like a thirsty little shit. I always pick thirsty then complain internally. That’s how cam life prepared me for this, by the way. Juggling horny and pretending to be professional on webcam? Same energy. I swear one of the girls could be my regular from Chaturbate, the way she keeps doing full ahegao and pretending it’s “for research”. Yeah babe, same research I do with my Lovense when someone drops a big tip on OnlyFans.

The sex scenes themselves hit pretty hard. There are a lot of “oh fuck, I might get caught” moments that make it extra hot. Like fucking behind some half-open door while the rest of the crew is walking past, or getting pushed up against a glass panel inside the ship so anyone in space theoretically could see. Creampies are treated like they’re solving world hunger, everyone’s very proud of your dick. Sometimes too proud. There’s a monster girl scene where you’re basically being milked and I was like, this is too much, I hate it, don’t stop. The humor is dumb, in that good, horny-brain-on-Twitter way, with stupid one-liners and meme references that made me roll my eyes then laugh. The game also loves to cut away at the rudest moments. You’re about to nut and suddenly it jumps to some random sci fi nonsense about saving galaxies, like an annoying ad on Pornhub. Then five seconds later you’re back in another cabin with another set of giant tits bouncing in zero gravity, which doesn’t even make sense physically but whatever, I’m not here to fact check NASA. I wish they’d let the emotional parts breathe more, but honestly if they did, I’d probably just skip them to get to the next shameless exhibitionist scene, so maybe it’s fine the way it is and I’m lying to myself.

Fairytales here start cute and then fall straight into horny chaos, in the best and also dumbest way. You pick a story, it pretends to be normal for like one minute, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in some twisted bedtime story full of big asses, bad decisions, and everyone forgetting what personal space is. It feels like the game was made by someone who grew up on Disney, watched too much porn, and then got drunk and said “ok, but what if the princess actually wanted to be pinned against the throne and gagged with her own tiara?” You jump between short visual novel routes, each one its own tiny pervy world, and they don’t even try to match tone. One story is lighthearted and goofy with stupid sex jokes, next one is straight-up group scene where you’re buried under tits and someone is sucking you off while you’re trying to remember who you actually came here to save. Spoiler: you do not save anyone. You just fuck.

The male protagonist is this half-regular dude, half walking hard-on who keeps stumbling into situations he clearly isn’t ready for. There was this one scene where I tried to be all noble, like “no, I will not touch the witch, I came for the princess,” and three clicks later I’m on my back getting rough oral from the witch while the princess is riding my face and the game throws some stupid pun about “sharing is caring.” I actually dropped my mouse at one anal choice because I misclicked, meant to go for “play it safe” and picked the “go all in” option. The girl leans over a table, huge ass up, and my dude just rams it in like he got a tutorial off Pornhub. I actually winced. Then I replayed it. Twice. Some of the lesbian bits surprised me more, like there’s a scene where you think you’re just watching two fairy girls make out as a tease, then it just keeps escalating until one of them is riding the other’s face on a floating cloud while you’re in the background trying not to nut before they invite you in. They do not invite you in. They just use you as a toy later and it’s somehow even hotter.

What makes it funny is how the humor and the lewd stuff keep tripping over each other. One line will be a dumb joke about magic beans, next line is someone casually asking if you want to finish in her mouth or fill her pussy and leave a creampie dripping down her thigh while she walks back into the village like that. There’s group scenes where hands are everywhere, groping, grabbing, mouths busy, and you kind of lose track of who’s licking who but in a nice “my brain is fried, keep going” way. Sometimes the dialogue is clunky, like weird phrasing that sounds like bad fanfic, and then suddenly there’s a line so filthy I had to pause the game and stare at my screen. For a fairy tale thing it’s not even that romantic, it’s more “oops, everyone is horny and you are the only guy in a five-mile radius, good luck.” I still think one of the endings is bugged because it faded out right when I was about to nut during a threeway creampie scene and I swear I clicked the right answer. Or I was just too distracted by the way her ass bounced in that one loop and missed something. Honestly, same thing.

Misha is the kind of guy your school counselor would call “at risk” and your Pornhub history would call “perfect protagonist”. Branded a parasite by this icy communist regime, he lives in a flat where the walls feel like tattletales and every poster on the street looks like it’s judging his dick. You’re supposed to study hard, salute the Party, and pretend you don’t notice the way that one officer’s uniform can’t hold her tits in when she leans over your desk. Very serious, very disciplined, totally not getting a hard-on in the middle of a political lecture, right?

The world is cold, but the girls here are a kind of hot that feels illegal even before the game tells you it is. You’ve got stacked older women who talk like they’re giving you “guidance” while sitting just a bit too close on the sofa, pressing that big ass into the cushions so you have to squeeze beside them. There’s younger classmates acting all innocent, blushing and teasing, hips swaying in the corridor while the Party anthem is playing from a crappy loudspeaker in the background. The contrast is kind of insane: propaganda posters about purity on one side, some girl trying to hide her ahegao face on the other while you rail her on a squeaky bed. First time Misha actually gets to put his virgin status in the trash, it happens in the most unromantic little room, but the scene is so animated and expressive it almost feels rude watching it on a small phone screen. I kept tilting the screen like that helps, like I’m adjusting “morality” brightness or something.

What I like is how the romance keeps pretending to be subtle and then completely fails at being subtle. One moment you’re helping with homework, listening to some lecture about serving the state, next moment she’s grinding on your lap, trying to keep quiet because a Party officer is in the next room doing a loyalty check. The game loves those close, awkward family-adjacent moments where everyone is trying to act normal and you can almost hear the sexual tension pacing back and forth. There’s dirty humor hidden under serious faces, like a teacher giving you this long talk about responsibility while clearly staring at your crotch between lines. The sex goes straight for vaginal, no bullshit, with detailed loops where bodies actually move, not that wooden doll thing some games do. It’s messy, sweaty, and sometimes their faces twist into that over-the-top “I’m broken in the best way” expression that will either make you laugh or make you reach for lube. Or both. What I still don’t get is why one background chair keeps clipping in the corner of the screen during a really hot scene and no one fixed it, and now I almost wait for that chair cameo every time, like it’s part of the cast.