Sexverse feels like someone smashed together half of my Steam library, a pornhub search history, and a shitpost thread on Reddit, then somehow it started working as a real game. You boot it up and suddenly you’re in this messed up multiverse where one minute you are flirting with a very not-licensed version of Judy Alvarez in a neon Cyberpunk alley, next moment you’re watching a fake Lara Croft argue with a horny merchant about “extra services” for access to a tomb. The tone jumps around in a fun way: sometimes it’s kind of goofy parody, sometimes it’s straight up filthy, sometimes it’s accidentally emotional when you’re talking to a girl who looks suspiciously like Ellie Williams but older and actually allowed to fuck. I liked how they don’t pretend it’s subtle. There is a whole scene where a “Panam” stand‑in asks if you are looking at her engine or her ass, and the camera obviously knows the answer.

The queer side of it is all over the place, which to me is kinda the charm and kinda a headache. On one hand, there are more women fucking women here than in most mainstream games combined. You can seduce a not‑really‑Aloy, argue with a Margaery‑type queen while your eyes keep dropping to her cleavage, then end up on your knees between her thighs after she “wins” the argument. There is lesbian stuff that is actually caring, like slow french kissing and soft touching before the pussy eating starts, and then suddenly you’re getting this hard pivot where the same character is doing an almost comical aggressive anilingus scene with a strapped‑up “Kassandra” who will absolutely choke you if you complain. Trans or nonbinary presence though? Pretty much zero, unless you just headcanon some of the more androgynous girls. As a LGBTQ+ rep nerd, I kept waiting for at least one clearly trans companion, maybe someone in a Mass Effect‑style party line‑up, but the game is way happier just recycling famous cis ladies with bigger tits. Still, I can’t lie, the scene where a Miranda‑like officer makes you strip in an interrogation room and then gives you a handjob while a hidden voyeur camera records everything? That stuck in my brain way longer than it should.

What cracked me up is how they play with your fandom memories and then twist them into porn logic. You walk through a foggy street that is totally Silent Hill, expecting a jump scare, and instead you find a Heather‑style girl leaning against a wall, chain smoking, asking if you are “brave enough” to taste her after she’s been walking around in the mist for hours. It sounds gross, but in context it’s weirdly hot. Another time you’re in a fake Baldur’s Gate 3 camp, and Lae’zel’s clone is arguing with a Shadowheart clone over who gets to “train” the protagonist tonight, and the “training” is basically competing blowjobs while you just lie there like some lucky bastard. The game lets you be male or female, which is nice, but the writing secretly favors you playing as a girl; a female protagonist going down on Lizzy Wizzy in a backstage dressing room while Panam watches, touching herself in the mirror reflection, hits way harder than any of the generic straight anal scenes. There is NTR stuff too, tucked in like a bad joke: I watched a Sansalike try to act all innocent while her “husband” gets cucked by a tall Lady Dimitrescu parody who casually uses his wife’s face as a seat. Honestly, the foot fetish bits with Cersei and Daenerys clones went on forever, toes in mouth, heels on your chest, all that, and I kind of hated that I remembered every small detail of the painted nails but not the actual plot of that route. It’s messy, horny fanfiction turned into a sandbox, and it doesn’t even pretend to be fair or inclusive to everyone, but when a not‑Liara T’Soni floats you in the air with biotic powers just to eat you out at eye level, I stop caring about structure or pacing and just let the weirdness win.

This thing feels like someone took that old Hogwarts trainer idea, shook it, spilled some porn on it and then forgot to clean it up. In a good way, mostly. You start as this guy who is basically abusing his position at the school, but not in some edgy “dark lord” way, more like a horny loser slowly realizing he can twist everyone around him with gold, favors and spells. It starts simple: a small office, some girls visiting for “private lessons”, a tiny bit of blackmail here and there. And then suddenly you’re juggling mind control potions, lingerie with stats, and deciding if you want Hermione to become a proud activist who secretly loves being slapped on the ass, or a broken little cum puppet who shivers when you just say her name.

Romance, if you can call it romance, is actually kind of weird here. You don’t just click “love route” and watch a CG. You push, then she pulls back, then you grope her “by accident” during detention and she acts shocked but her “perversion” number goes up. Hermione is the clearest one: first she is all “this is unacceptable, professor”, arms crossed, angry eyes, and after a few weeks of humiliating tasks, forced stripping in your office, and public “punishments” in her uniform, she is the one grinding on your thigh, begging for your cock while pretending it is still all for the greater good. I felt a bit dirty and also kind of proud, which is fucked up, but that is the vibe of this game. Same with Luna, she is already strange, so when you start slipping her experimental potions that make her nipples lactate or summon slimy tentacles from the floor, it somehow feels like you just helped her “see another dimension”. She thanks you while being pinned by tentacles and you’re just there, jerking off, wondering how far the corruption can go before the numbers cap out.

I like how there is some light management stuff happening in the background, but it pretends it is not there. You’re checking your potions, gold, the outfits you unlocked for cosplay lessons, adjusting who you harass that day so you don’t repeat the same scene. Sometimes you send Tonks to “investigate” and end up with her bent over your desk, morphing her body to give herself bigger tits for you, like it is just part of her job description. Or you push Susan into these “special tutoring sessions” where she has to practice blowjobs as a “confidence exercise”. It is messed up, and the game knows it, because it keeps giving you options that are not really moral, only more or less cruel. One click and Hermione is giving a clumsy handjob under your desk during class. Another click and you order her to walk the corridors without panties, with a toy buzzing inside her, while the camera cuts to this 2D shot of her trying to keep a straight face as teachers talk to her. There is no big speech about consent. It is just “do you want this power trip or the other one”.

Sex itself is a mixed bag but in a fun “porn folder you forgot” kind of way. You go from soft stuff like shy oral in your office to ridiculous things like group scenes where multiple girls kneel between your legs and fight over who sucks first. One run I focused on anal because I am a degenerate and ended up with a path where Astoria is crying, mascara running, getting her ass pounded on your desk while Hermione watches and masturbates, pretending she is disgusted but clearly into the humiliation. Another time I tried to turn Luna into this exhibitionist pet, forcing her to wander the map half naked, covered in leaking milk and tentacle marks. The writing swings between goofy and actually hot. Sometimes a line hits hard, like when Hermione calls herself your “little school slut” while you titfuck her, and other times it feels like a fanfic written too fast. There are futa scenes too if you push certain potions and transformation stuff, suddenly you have this busty girl with a bigger dick than you, and you either ride her, get her to fuck other girls for you, or just stare at the screen on your phone on the subway thinking “ok, I’m that kind of pervert now, nice”. I kept complaining out loud that some outfits clip weird or that a scene triggered twice in a row, but then fifteen minutes later I am watching a spanking scene with Tonks shapeshifting her own ass to be fatter while Hermione watches through the keyhole, fingering herself. And I forget what I was mad about.

First thing that hit me with this one was how weird it felt to be a parent who kind of knows Sword Art Online, watching a very horny copy of that world where the girl that clearly looks like Asuna has her tits bouncing in an outfit no school would ever allow. It looks like half MMO adventure, half cheating nightmare, and my brain kept switching between “this is hot” and “if my kid ever finds this in my browser history I move to another country.” The VR game world looks like that classic fantasy thing: swords, monsters, flashy turn based combat numbers popping up while you hit some ugly beast. Then suddenly the camera forgets the monster and is just staring at the heroine’s huge boobs while she’s mid-skill animation, and she moans like she’s not quite sure if she is fighting or getting fucked. Honestly reminded me of when Chrome freezes on some porn site and the sound keeps looping. Except here it is on purpose.

Story tries to act like wholesome at first. You’re the nice boyfriend, playing MMO with your cute school-age lover who has that big ass, big tits combo that is everywhere in these Japanese 3dcg games. The two of you go on dates, kiss, she blushes, all of that. Then comes this guy with the broken stealth skill, Inoda, and everything starts to feel slimy in a very specific netorare way. He is useless in battle, his damage is trash, but because of that stealth thing he starts showing up in places he really should not. Like, in game he “helps” by sneaking around, scouting, pretending to protect her. Outside the game, suddenly he appears behind school buildings, in corridors, in your usual date spots. The camera likes to show his POV as he watches her skirt from low angle, you see the white panties, the line of her pussy, and the game just goes all in on voyeurism. There was one scene that stuck with me: you are supposed to grind mobs together, but the quest drags, and she wanders off with him to “talk about builds.” Then cut, you see her pressed against a tree in the VR forest, her tits out, and his hand groping her while you are still killing slimes on another side of the map like an idiot.

Sex itself is not shy at all. They build up with teasing and groping, a lot of hands under her uniform in both school hallways and in the MMO town alleys, and she keeps gasping “stop, someone will see” while at the same time pressing his fingers deeper between her legs. There is animated blowjob with her on her knees, drool everywhere, his dick shining with spit as she chokes a bit and then gets into it so hard it feels like she forgot she has a boyfriend at all. The game loves oral sex, almost too much, there are long scenes of her licking the shaft slowly, staring up with those guilty eyes that say “I’m sorry” and her mouth that says “give me more.” Handjob stuff appears in little moments, like inside a movie theater in real life, her jerking him off under a coat while the screen reflects in her eyes, and your character is sitting somewhere else texting her. Vaginal sex and creampie are shown very up close, no mosaic here, you see the dick going in, the pussy stretching, the white cum leaking out while she trembles and quietly calls his name instead of yours. First time it happens in the VR world, on a bed in some inn, everything warm lighted, like a honeymoon that is not yours. Later it happens in a school classroom, skirt pushed up, desk shaking. That second one pissed me off more than the fantasy one, for some reason.

What really got under my skin was how slowly they make her drift. She doesn’t jump from faithful to full-on cheating at once. It starts with exhibitionism “for fun” during grinding: she lifts her armor chest piece so you can see nipples while you two think you are alone, then it “accidentally” happens when Inoda is stealthed nearby. Then she “forgets” to pull her panties back up after being touched and walks around the town hub with her wet pussy slightly visible when she sits. There is one fight where she gets captured by a monster, tentacle style but not fully crazy, just enough to rip her clothes and squeeze her tits, and instead of panicking she starts to moan in that way that makes you wonder if the game dev has kids or ever talked to a woman. It almost annoyed me, but I still watched every frame. That is the part that makes me feel strange as a parent: I check parental controls on Netflix, but here I am, staring at a schoolgirl model getting creampied from behind while holding a sword in her hand like some twisted Asuna cosplay. And of course, I kept going because my curiosity is stupid and stronger than my shame. I just wish they didn’t make the boyfriend so damn passive. Let him rage, let him swing his sword at this sneaky bastard, instead of just watching from shadows like me staring at my screen with one hand in my pants and the other hovering over Alt+Tab, pretending I still have the moral high ground.

Family Trouble feels like somebody mixed a horny visual novel, a bad campus sitcom and a weird occult album I’d find on Bandcamp at 4 in the morning. You play this education professor who really should know better, but absolutely doesn’t. Your life is all coffee, lectures and grading, then your best friend’s daughter shows up to stay with you, and from that moment the game stops pretending it’s about “professional boundaries” and just leans hard into family chaos and thirsty fantasy. She’s cute, she’s got that big ass / big tits combo the dev clearly loves, she’s curious about literally everything, and she’s not the only one. The mood slides from cozy to filthy in seconds: one scene you two are sharing a quiet talk in the kitchen, next scene she’s kneeling in your living room, giving you a sloppy, animated blowjob while you’re trying to remember if you locked the front door. The voyeur feeling hits a bit too real sometimes, because the camera loves staying a little too far, like you’re peeking from the hallway, then suddenly cuts close on spit, fingers, skin. It’s a horny music video that forgot it was supposed to end.

What surprised me is how the game keeps throwing tone shifts at you. There is goofy university romance, yes, but soon weird supernatural shit crawls in, with monster girls and combat that feels like someone glued a turn based RPG on top of a porn comic and said “yeah, that’s fine”. One minute you’re picking dialogue options to see if this girl lets you pull her panties aside and fuck her against the couch, next minute you’re in a fight where your spells decide if a futa demon bends you over or you dominate her and make her suck you dry instead. Some paths go full male domination, where you’re the smug professor using your “authority” to make students and monster girls service you, stroking you off under the desk or taking your cock raw, anal or vaginal, while they moan about how “wrong” it is. Then out of nowhere, the game flips and you’re flat on your back with a grinning futa pinning your wrists, pegging you with this thick, animated strap that looks way too heavy to be healthy, talking filthy in your ear while she uses you like a toy. The audio is half of why it works: little gasps, wet sounds, some cheesy but catchy music loops that had me humming on my walk to the grocery store, which was… awkward. Group scenes get messy in a good way, with bodies tangled, oral happening in the background while someone else rides you, and you kind of wish the UI would shut up and let the orgy breathe more. There’s this mobile-friendly vibe too, like it wants you to sneak a quick handjob scene on your phone in the bathroom, yet the game keeps throwing sentimental lines and “family hero” stuff at you like it’s a heartfelt drama. It isn’t. Or maybe it is, under all the cumshots and pegging and shy romance routes that slowly twist into you pounding someone from behind while a third character watches from the doorway, hand in their panties, pretending they just happened to pass by. I kept thinking “this story is a mess”, but my dick never really complained.

Cold frontier, horny gods, and way too many tentacles. This one drops you in the Frost Marches like the world just shrugged and said “good luck, slut,” then lets you figure out if you want to be a corrupted fuckbeast, a holy virgin warrior, or some cursed mix with tits leaking milk every time you cast a spell. It starts simple: you make your hero, poke at stats, choose if you’re packing a cock, pussy, both, neither, or something fun that used to be one thing and isn’t anymore. That first moment when you put points into corruption and see the little flavor text change after the first “innocent” masturbation scene is exactly where the game tells you what it really is. It laughs at you, a bit. Then it lets the monsters “say hello.”

Because it’s text based, the game goes hard on the actual writing. When a slime futa pins you in a ruined chapel and you’re trying to remember which skill was the stun and which one just makes her hornier, the whole thing reads like a trashy horny novel made by someone who really loves furries and mythology at the same time. One fight you’re trying to solve a little puzzle in combat, juggling lust and HP and cooldowns, next fight your cleric-boy build gets milked by a smug cow milf who calls you “little priest” while she rides your face, and you’re thinking “ok I’ll just lose this one on purpose.” The game keeps throwing weird stuff together that somehow fits: cultist nuns that spank you for “heresy,” a shark girl in a frozen lake that only respects you if you survive her rough groping, a demon daddy who treats you like his new project and slowly sissifies your tank into a frilly glass cannon. Romance and *** scenes sit right next to each other in the world, and the tone swings between silly, gross, and surprisingly tender. It will joke about ahegao faces and then write a paragraph about how your character is starting to like the collar a bit too much.

What I like most is how your body is basically a quest log on its own. Big ass, big tits, extra bits, lactation, tentacle “gifts,” cursed toys that rewrite your stats when you shove them in the wrong place, all that stays with you. Lose a fight to a pack of wolf-girls, wake up with bite marks and a new kink flag flipped inside your character sheet. Win against a smug incubus, and you can still end up jerking him off in a back alley three scenes later because you picked the teasing option one time too many. The multiple endings hide behind all this stuff, behind how corrupt or pure or weird your build becomes, and the game doesn’t sit you down to explain it. It just lets the world react. Some NPCs only open up if you’re a monster yourself. Some only touch you if you’re still technically a virgin but have done everything except that. Some straight guys become very not straight when you spec into that perfect futa/trans body and go for a more dominant route. The humor keeps it from feeling too heavy: horny ghosts complaining about “union rules,” tentacles offended you call them slimy, a dungeon boss that pauses mid-combat to comment on your fashion choices. It’s messy, horny, and kind of honest about what it is, which I respect a lot as a furry who likes his porn games with claws, cum, and actual choices that matter.

Captain, this thing feels like somebody took Mass Effect, ripped out the morality system, stuffed a horny brain into the Normandy, and said: “Ok, now every decision is about who you’re fucking first.” You start as this human dude basically holding the last shreds of humanity in his pants, I mean, hands, surrounded by four alien girls who all look like someone saw Tali and Liara on Pinterest and went “yeah, but horny.” The vibe is half sci fi rescue mission, half “HR would have an aneurysm if this was real.” One minute you’re checking ship status, the next you’re getting a face full of blue alien tits and pretending it’s part of the mission briefing. Feels professional, in a very unprofessional way.

What I liked is how the game pretends to be a real RPG for like five seconds before you remember you just clicked that exploration node because you wanted to see if the busty insect girl would sit on your face after the fight. There are little battles, simple as hell, not Dark Souls, more like “tap here, watch numbers go brrr, ok good boy, here’s a porno reward.” The best part is when you’re talking to the crew and the “serious” sci fi dialogue suddenly slides into “by the way, captain, I need a ‘physical’ check-up” and you know damn well this is going to end in some animated oral scene where she’s on her knees in the engine room, giving you a blowjob next to a reactor that’s probably not OSHA compliant. Tali-like girl? Total nervous wreck with big tits spilling out of her suit the second you get a private moment. Liara-like one? Brainy, soft-spoken, then you unlock a group scene and she’s getting titfucked while still trying to explain some alien artifact lore like that’s important.

It gets stupid in the best way when the game just throws multiple penetration at you like “yeah, captain, the fate of the species depends on you fucking all of them at once, no pressure.” One scene you’re pinning some monster girl to the captain’s chair, groping all over her, she’s riding you, and another alien slides in to sit on your face and you’re like “this is what Starfleet dreams are made of.” Vaginal, oral, creampie, group sex, it’s all there, and half the time you’re finishing inside them while some quest log in the corner quietly updates like “objective complete.” I wish the sandbox part let you wander the ship more freely and just harass everyone, but whatever, it still lets you poke around, talk, fuck, do a tiny mission, fuck again. Also, one dialogue choice early on is worded in such a scuffed way I had to read it three times, and now I keep thinking about that instead of the plot, which is hilarious because the plot is literally “save humanity with your dick.” Anyway. It’s a very serious heroic sci fi game where you accidentally end up with alien girls dripping cum on the bridge chair and nobody cleans it up.

A clueless virgin kid wanders into the capital thinking he’ll just find a brothel, pay a coin, bust a nut, go home a little less pathetic. Instead he bumps into this weird, sexy “I know way too much about you” woman in a cloak who basically hijacks his whole life. One second you’re trying to figure out which tavern has the loosest waitress, next second she’s shoving you into some half serious, half horny destiny quest where every detour has tits, trouble, and someone’s husband out of town. It feels like a horny fairy tale written by a bard who drank too much cheap wine and grew up on Dragon Quest and bad porn comics. Nothing is subtle here. You click, you look, you grope when you probably shouldn’t, and the game just smirks and lets you screw yourself over, sometimes literally.

What I like is how small stuff turns sexy without shouting “HEY SEX SCENE NOW”. You’re just poking around a village screen, checking a window because you’re bored, and then, oh, there’s a lonely milf washing herself, animated, all wet skin and big tits jiggling softly, and the guy just freezes there with his dick in his hand like an idiot while you decide if you keep spying or knock on the door like some fake gentleman. Or that time in the noble district when you “accidentally” click the wrong hallway and walk in on a rich wife riding a toy thicker than your arm, moaning into a pillow so the servants don’t hear. You can back out... or creep a bit closer, and the scene actually shifts when you lean in, small animation loops changing like a dirty gif pack. It’s messy, funny, kinda pervy in that old browser-flash way. A lot of point & click stuff is just pixel hunting, but here half the fun is “ok, what happens if I touch her ass while she’s pretending not to notice me”. Sometimes nothing, sometimes she moans, sometimes she slaps you and you get tossed out with your pants still half open. The game loves to punish you and still feel like it’s rewarding you.

Not everything hits, of course. A few of the jokes land flat, like they were translated twice and lost the punchline, and some of the adventure bits drag when the horny mood is high and the game suddenly wants you to remember where that old wizard kept his moss collection. But then you run into this chubby innkeeper’s wife who’s clearly starving for cock, her cleavage about to escape, and she asks you to “help” in the cellar. You think, ok, normal scene, blowjob, fade out. No. She pulls out a box of toys and treats you like some newbie student, slowly teasing herself with a glowing crystal dildo while explaining “magic resonance” like it’s totally a school lesson, and your character is trying to keep up, pants bulging, eyes bouncing between her tits and the toy. The animation loops are simple but they hit the right rhythm, with her hips rolling a bit off-sync so it feels less machine-perfect, more like real messy fucking. Then out of nowhere the game throws a masturbation scene in your small rented room where you can replay mental images of the women you already met, like you’re curating your own little porn playlist, and I ended up spending way too long just clicking through those instead of progressing the main story. It’s stupid, it’s horny, sometimes it feels clunky, and I still caught myself grinning like an idiot when a “harmless” chat choice suddenly opens a path to you groping a noblewoman in a carriage while she pretends to be offended. Also, the soundtrack has this cheap retro-fantasy vibe that sounds like someone tried to remix a SNES RPG with a budget phone synth, and I mean that as a compliment, even if some tracks loop in the same 12 seconds forever and drive you a bit crazy.

This thing feels like someone smashed together an old Assassin’s Creed fever dream, a cheap nukige, and too many horny ninja doujins, then shrugged and said “yeah, good enough.” You’re this wandering dude with a revenge boner and actual boner at same time, drifting from clan to clan, hunting smug kunoichi who all think they’re hot shit. Story is kinetic, so you’re not pretending you have choices, you just sit there like Netflix and let the degeneracy wash over you. Honestly I liked that, because I could just lean back, click with one hand and… you know what I mean. Pacing is weirdly nice; one moment you get a bit of edgy lore, next moment some poor virgin ninja girl is gagging on his cock while still talking about “the honor of my clan” and then she’s drooling ahegao mess.

The tone is all over the place in a fun way. It tries to be serious revenge plot, then suddenly a kunoichi slips on her own thrown kunai, lands with her ass up and the guy just goes “this is a sign from the gods” and plows her. I laughed, not gonna lie. The humor is kind of dumb, like old hentai OVA dumb, but that fits. One scene had a group of captured ninja girls lined up on their knees, arguing about who’ll escape first, and the protagonist just decides to “punish the most arrogant first” by making her give a footjob while another one is forced to lick his balls from below. Monitor volume was up, VLC stayed open on the other screen by accident, I absolutely deserved that panic alt tab. Also, whoever decided to mix serious kunoichi lore with creampie counters was insane, but respect.

Sex content just escalates like a broken elevator. Starts with “normal” blowjob and vaginal, then suddenly it’s group sex with two kunoichi sharing his dick, one riding him raw while another sits on his face, another licking the cum leaking out after he creampies the first. Then they bring out the anal just because she “failed the mission two times” and apparently that is the punishment rule now. The male domination is constant, not the fake soft kind, I mean proper “you lost, now you’re my slave” stuff, collar, forced poses, making them show off their ahegao while he fills them again and again. There’s a lesbian bit where two kunoichi try to “resist interrogation” by pleasing each other instead of him, which goes about as well as you’d guess, since he just shoves himself between them and turns it into messy multiple penetration. I kinda wish they slowed down more on the teasing scenes, because some of the edging with a proud ninja girl trying to keep a straight face when he’s groping her under the armor was hotter than yet another full-body glaze of cum, but this game clearly lives on excess, not subtlety. Still, when the last proud clan prodigy ends up on her knees, drooling, eyes rolled back, stuffed front and back, mumbling about how she only exists now for his cock while he decides which of them gets the next creampie, yeah, that hits the specific corrupted kunoichi brainrot way too well.

Symphonic Love feels like someone took a dating app, a porn hub search history, and a sandbox RPG, threw everything in one horny blender and hit max power. You start as this regular guy who is absolutely not ready for how many thirsty weirdos, cute disasters, and freaky angels with big tits are shoved in his path. One minute you’re chatting with a shy musician who blushes so hard you think she might pass out if you even say the word “cock,” next minute you’re getting eye-fucked by a smug futa with a bulge so rude it should pay rent. The game lets you just wander around, bump into people, and half of them somehow end up licking something. Also, the first time I opened it on my phone on the bus, the game decided to play a looping paizuri animation with loud slurping sounds and my Spotify paused just to let the moans blast in full HD stereo. Thanks for that, by the way. Real nice.

The sandbox vibe is strong. There’s no big “YOU MUST DO THIS NEXT” thing, you just mess around. One run I was basically a horny tourist: walked around the city, peeked through windows like a perv, found a hidden voyeur scene where my dude is jacking off quietly while watching two guys going at it on a couch. It’s not presented as some big dramatic moment, just “oh, cool, found a horny easter egg, also my protagonist is a creep now.” Then I restarted and played him like this clumsy romantic idiot, trying to date properly, bring gifts, choose the nice dialog options. The game still rewarded me by having a cute trap in thigh-highs sit on my lap, rub my crotch, and whisper filthy things in my ear. That whole scene is animated with this insane attention to detail: fingers curling, little shivers, the wet sounds when the handjob starts to speed up. And still the one thing that annoyed me was the way the text box kept popping up right over the best part of the tits like the game is teasing me. I spent a stupid amount of time clicking around to hide it, and never fully figured it out. I’m still annoyed. Also mildly turned on by my own incompetence, but anyway.

The lewd stuff goes everywhere. Vaginal sex, sloppy oral, toys sliding into places that absolutely look too tight, paizuri where the breasts move in this almost hypnotic rhythm, ahegao faces that go from “cute blush” to “oh god she is broken” in like five seconds. Some of the gay routes are surprisingly sweet: there’s this one scene where you’re messing around with a guy and it starts with goofy teasing, then he suddenly drops to his knees and you get this slow, almost tender blowjob, with your dude kind of shaking and trying not to cum too fast. Then later another guy just grabs your head while you’re jerking him off and forces your mouth down without warning, and I’m sitting there like “ok so consent is… optional here I guess?” but I still clicked “continue” like a dirty hypocrite. Replay-wise, it’s that kind of game you open on your phone “just to check a new scene” and suddenly you’re testing if a certain dialogue route gives you anal with the futa or just boring kissing. Half the time you fail and end up with an unexpectedly wholesome cuddle scene, and of course that’s the run you accidentally mirror-cast to your TV with your Google Home.