Samantha’s tits bounce when she walks. I noticed this immediately because the animation in The Fixer is that specific kind of jank where everything else is stiff but the boob physics got 90% of the budget. She’s a Fixer, which means she solves problems for the city’s power brokers, except the first problem she needs to solve is that her landlord is a creep and her neighbor keeps “accidentally” walking in while she’s changing. Classic Blaston hospitality.

The game throws you into this grimy cyberpunk-ish town where everyone wants to either fuck Samantha or use her, and usually both. There’s a scene early on where she’s investigating industrial sabotage and ends up bent over a desk while a factory supervisor “interrogates” her. The dialogue options are basically submit, submit but sassy, or submit and pretend you hate it. I picked the sassy one and he spanked her anyway. The sound effect was weirdly loud, like someone slapping a wet ham. I had to turn my volume down because I’m at work and Karen from accounting already side-eyes me enough.

What I actually like is how the corruption creeps in. Samantha starts off competent, almost professional, and then slowly the quest log starts including things like “distract the guard” which somehow always means letting him grope her tits or worse. There’s a futa gang leader who shows up around the mid-game and honestly I forgot what the main plot was after that point. Something about diplomacy between factions? I don’t know. She had a cock bigger than my forearm and the scene where Samantha negotiates with her involved zero talking and a lot of gagging sounds.

The pregnancy mechanic feels tacked on. Like, you can get knocked up but it doesn’t change anything except Samantha’s belly gets bigger and some NPCs make comments. I wish it affected missions more but it won’t. The dev is too busy adding more monster scenes. There’s a whole segment with a tentacle thing in the sewers that I stumbled into while looking for a missing informant and suddenly Samantha’s getting double penetrated by glowing vines. Priorities, I guess.

The AI CG stuff is hit or miss. Some scenes look almost too smooth, like Samantha’s face is a different person depending on the lighting. But the blacked tag content is... thorough. Very thorough. The contrast is practically a fetish checklist.

I never finished the main story. I think I was supposed to uncover who’s sabotaging the factories but then I unlocked the exhibitionism route and now Samantha just walks around topless and gets random encounters. That’s the game now. That’s my save file. Just tits out, problems unsolved, Blaston burning down around her.

This one feels like somebody smashed together a horny sci-fi comedy, a porn addict’s Steam library, and that one awkward prom story everybody pretends never happened. You’re basically this geeky student loser with more browser tabs than actual friends, and instead of finding a real date you just go, “fuck it” and order a high-end sex robot from the sketchiest future-Amazon knockoff. From the second she shows up, the game is already poking fun at you: you’re doing the cringe setup, pretending to read the manual, messing with sliders you absolutely don’t understand, and somehow she still ends up way too smart and way too hot for you. It’s all in that slow build where she stands there naked or almost naked, big tits out, reacts to your choices with these smug little expressions, and you’re there choosing between being a gentleman for like 5 seconds or going straight for “suck me off” like a degenerate. And yeah, the ahegao stuff hits hard when you finally push her into full sexbot mode, tongue out, eyes rolled, that “oh fuck I broke the android” kind of face. The voyeurism kicks in when you start using cameras and spying on her “idle” routines, and it feels wrong in exactly the way you want from a porn VN. You tell yourself you’re gonna do the story, and then you’re 20 minutes in, paused mid-dialog, zoomed in on her mouth thinking about that first oral scene.

The wild part is that it pretends to be about choices and programming and “AI stuff”, but half the time you’re just horny-clicking your way into trouble. One run you focus on making her obedient, like a proper toy: lots of teasing, handjobs on command, anal if you’re pushing it, multiple penetration setups with printers and toys you really should not be allowed to own as a broke student. Another run you let her think for herself more, and suddenly she’s calling you out, pushing your buttons, riding you like she’s the one in charge. The NTR being avoidable is clutch; the game loves to dangle jealousy in your face, hinting that Emily or some other presence might walk in, might touch, might share, but you can absolutely shut that shit down if you just want your robot waifu all to yourself. Or not. I had one moment where I let things get too “open” and instantly regretted it, closed the browser, then came right back to try again like a clown. Sound is low-key great too, not in a “wow orchestral score” way, more that dirty little moans and sucking sounds sync up with the CG hentai visuals so nicely you forget you were here for the “adventure” part. I kinda hate how much I loved customizing her, swapping outfits, adding toys from that printer, like I was in a horny character creator in The Sims, but hotter and way more cursed. Game is scuffed in spots, pacing jumps, some scenes come out of nowhere, but that almost makes it better, like your porn stash suddenly learned to talk back and ask you who you love more: your grades, your human crush, or your perfect plastic cum dumpster. Anyway, I keep telling myself I’ll do a “wholesome” route next time, then I see her kneeling between my legs, eyes up, drool on her chin, and yeah, no, that’s not happening.

What even is a sandbox when the box is already full of dicks? That's the first thing that hit me loading up this Jane sequel. The first one, I remember, was like a weird fever dream you have after too much cheap wine. This one? It's like the fever dream decided to get a job in an office where the dress code is just... skin. And the boss is, well, everyone.

The 3DCG models have that specific jank, you know the one. Like a doll that's been left too close to a radiator. But somehow, in the middle of a scene where Jane is getting triple-teamed by a color palette that screams "I just discovered contrast," the awkwardness loops back around to being the whole point. There's this one bit with a sex toy, a ridiculous purple thing that vibrates with the sound effect of an angry mosquito. I couldn't stop laughing. Then the scene shifted, she's on a balcony doing some exhibitionism thing, and the animation for the crowd below is just... three static sprites. One of them is definitely a tree. I think. The groping mechanics are basically a clicker game with moans, which is fine, I guess, but I spent ten minutes trying to find a button for a lesbian scene the tags promised and just ended up in another anal creampie loop. The male domination is so over the top it feels like a parody written by someone who learned about sex from a very aggressive washing machine manual.

Wait, I forgot to mention the RPG elements. There's a stat screen. I never looked at it. What's the point? Your strength stat isn't going to change the physics of that one interracial scene where the rhythm looks like a glitched out metronome. The female protagonist has the emotional range of a surprised mannequin, which is perfect. You don't need deep lore when you're trying to figure out if that's a handjob animation or just a very enthusiastic handshake. The multiple penetration scenes load with a slight delay, like the game itself needs a deep breath before the plunge. It's a mess. A sticky, confusing, unpolished mess that knows exactly what it is. I wish the sandbox part let you, I don't know, rearrange the furniture. But it won't. It never will. The oral sex segments have this wet, sloppy sound that's just a tiny bit too loud, like someone eating soup directly into your ear. And that's the whole vibe, really. Soup in your ear. Don't ask me what kind.

The first time a zombie corners you in DeadMoon Survival, it's not the teeth you notice. It's the way the game's camera lingers on the milf survivor behind you, her torn shirt doing absolutely nothing, her breath hitching in a way that's half terror, half something else entirely. You get a timed choice. Fight? Run? Or just... watch what the monster does to her while you hide in the locker, one eye pressed to the slat, dick in hand. I picked option three. No regrets.

This is a visual novel that knows exactly what it is. The apocalypse setting is just window dressing for some truly unhinged group sex scenarios. The RPG elements are there, I guess. Stats, choices that matter, branching paths. You can be a hero or a coward. But the real skill tree is how many ways you can end up balls deep in a situation that started with a jump scare. The 3DCG is deliberately rough around the edges, which somehow makes the animated groping and voyeurism scenes hit harder. Like finding a dirty magazine in a burned out building. There's this one scene with a female scavenger and what I can only describe as a tentacle monster with ambition. Multiple penetration tags doing heavy lifting. She's screaming, but her hips are moving. You just stand there, a male protagonist with the option to join or keep watching. The teasing before the full on vaginal sex is almost cruel. Almost.

I wish the horror parts were actually scary instead of just being setup for the next masturbation break. But that's like complaining your pizza delivery came with too much cheese. The game's got big ass characters, big tits, lesbians getting each other off while the world burns. It's a mess. A beautiful, horny mess. Don't expect deep survival mechanics. Expect to fail quick time events on purpose just to see what depraved thing happens next.

Jon's life is a fucking mess. Parole, shitty apartment, family that wishes he'd disappear. Standard loser setup, right? Then a goddamn alien shows up and sticks a device in his brain. Now there's a 15 day time loop and some parasite hunt. Whatever.

The sci-fi wrapper is thin as hell but who cares when you're balls deep in your landlady while the clock ticks down. The game knows what it is. That milf tag isn't lying. First loop I spent figuring out the mechanics, second loop I had my cock in three different women before noon. The time loop gimmick means consequences don't exist. Fuck up? Reset. Want to try that anal scene with the professor again? Reset. The school setting mixes with the adult cast weirdly, like some fever dream where everyone's DTF and nobody questions why a 22 year old parolee is hanging around campus.

Graphics are 3DCG, janky in that specific way where sometimes a tit clips through an arm and you just have to laugh. But the scenes themselves. Multiple penetration, interracial, swinging, the incest stuff with the sisters who supposedly hate you. The game doesn't pretend to have morals and honestly that's refreshing. The lesbian content feels tacked on though, like someone remembered at the last minute.

Wish the parasite hunting mattered more. You get this brain device and alien mission but mostly you're just trying to fuck your way through the family tree. Not complaining exactly. Just. The simulator part works. The vaginal and anal scenes have variety even if the animations get repetitive. By loop five I was speedrunning to specific encounters, skipping dialogue I'd seen before. The writing's not winning awards but when your sister finally stops ignoring you and. Well. You know.

You’re the guy who built the app everyone’s secretly horny for, and it treats you exactly like what you are: a perv with god access pretending to be a professional. Bindr drops you in as the creator of a kinky dating app for the rich, pretty and fucked up, and it never bothers pretending it’s about anything else. You’re swiping through models, club brats, bored trophy wives, bratty subs, smug dommes, a couple of “I’m not into labels” bisexuals who absolutely are into labels, and every single match is less “nice dinner first” and more “how hard can I slap you before you moan the safe word wrong on purpose.” It’s funny, because they talk to you like you’re important, like you’re this big brain tech god, but half the game is basically you kneeling between somebody’s legs while they use your face like a toy. Or the other way around, when you get a girl who pretends to be shy, then suddenly she’s got a collar on, her ass in the air, and you’re the one deciding if she gets a creampie or just a nice slow anal stretch while she begs the app dev for “technical support.” Yeah, really subtle.

What I liked is that it doesn’t waste time on fake “gameplay” padding. The dates feel like scrolling Tinder when you’re horny and bored on your couch, except here you actually get the follow‑through. One match is this ice queen CEO type who starts out talking about “user engagement metrics” and ends with you tied to a chair, your cock out, her heels pressing on your balls while she makes you watch her eat out her assistant on the desk that still has your NDA paperwork on it. Another one, you meet this soft‑looking goth girl who’s into “light teasing”, which somehow becomes her grinding her foot on your dick over your jeans in the back of a limo, slow and mean, smirking while she texts someone else on your own app. There’s groping in elevators, sloppy oral where lipstick ends up everywhere except where it should be, messy handjobs under the table in fancy restaurants while the waiter pretends not to see. Sometimes you’re the one snapping a collar around a girl’s neck, stuffing her full until she moans around your cock and your fingers and that buzzing toy you forgot to turn down. Sometimes you’re face down, getting pegged by a rich lesbian who only matched with you to see if the “Bindr guy” actually practices what he codes. It feels casual and filthy at the same time, like a long horny weekend that just keeps escalating. If you want the best scenes, don’t rush: read their chats, push their buttons a bit, be a little brat, say the wrong honest thing, and let them punish you slowly. This game rewards you most when you act like a curious pervert instead of a speedrunning one.

Ashe’s life in this game feels like that moment when you’re staring at your phone, scrolling Instagram and Pornhub at the same time, bored as hell but horny and sad and not sure which one is stronger. She’s twenty, futa, tall enough to look hot in a hoodie, and somehow still stuck in this dead-end routine. No big romance, no crazy adventures, just a shitty job and a dick that reacts way faster than her brain. You follow her around as she pretends she has her shit together, but everything starts cracking once this person from her past comes back. It’s not some instant “oh my god our eyes met” thing either, it’s more awkward, like when you run into someone you used to jerk off thinking about and you both try to act normal. Underneath all her insecurity, Ashe is basically a loaded gun of pent-up lust. She’s checking out asses on the street, pretending she isn’t, then going home and masturbating to memories she won’t admit she still has. And the game doesn’t fade to black or cut away. When she gives in, you see it. Her hands shaking while she jerks herself, teasing the tip until she’s literally whining into the pillow. Her first time actually getting someone else involved hits harder because of that buildup. It’s not just “click here to fuck”, it’s “holy shit, she actually said yes” and then boom, she’s on her knees, cock out, tongue out, eating pussy like she’s starving and getting stroked at the same time.

What surprised me is how dirty it gets without trying to be edgy. Ashe might start a scene nervous, asking herself if she looks stupid, then two minutes later she’s pressed up against a wall, tits squeezed, some older woman’s hand sliding down her stomach and grabbing her shaft like she already owns it. One moment it’s soft kisses and shy groping, next she’s getting her ass slapped, spit dripping on her hole, and someone whispering in her ear how they’ve wanted to taste her ever since they first saw that bulge. There’s this one scene I keep replaying where she’s watching two girls make out, pretending she’s just “passing by,” then her dick is straining in her pants so hard she has to hide in a corner to jerk off. She’s biting her lip, listening to them moan while she pumps herself, trying not to whimper too loud. Of course she fails, and the way that moment snowballs into group action later is wild. Threesomes where she’s getting sucked and fucked at the same time, someone riding her while another girl sits on her face, Ashe buried in tits and thighs, completely overwhelmed. Sometimes it’s softer, like her first time with a nervous virgin girl, where Ashe is actually patient, using her fingers first, licking slow, making the poor thing shake before she even thinks about sliding in. Other times it’s just straight-up filth: older women using her like a toy, making her hold back while they grind on her, or letting her shoot all over their faces and then licking it off each other. I kinda wish the UI stopped popping up exactly when I’m trying to enjoy a good anal shot, but whatever, I still keep coming back to watch Ashe get dragged deeper into all this lesbian and futa madness she clearly wanted from the start but was too scared to say out loud.

So I'm sitting here at my desk pretending to work on spreadsheets but actually thinking about that monster girl with the huge rack who gives you a handjob in the school bathroom. The animation was janky as hell, her arm moved like a broken puppet, but the voice acting? She sounded so bored it circled back to being hilarious. Like yes queen, phone it in while draining my protagonist dry.

The game is called something about becoming a hero but your power is basically a magic dick. Classic. You walk around this school in a sandbox, talking to girls in uniforms, and sometimes a turn based fight happens. The combat is whatever, click attack, watch numbers, but then you lose on purpose because losing means a monster girl sits on your face. Multiple penetration tag is there for a reason. The 3D models have that plastic look, like someone melted a Barbie and called it a day, but the big ass physics are surprisingly committed.

I forgot to mention the creampie scenes. They're fine. Nothing revolutionary. But there's this one moment where you use your superpower to convince a teacher to blow you under her desk and the whole time I'm thinking, this school has no security cameras? The game doesn't care. It just wants you to collect girls like pokemon but with more vaginal sex and less evolution.

Wish the sandbox had more to do between scenes. It's mostly walking from point A to point B to trigger the next animated loop. But then a monster girl with horns calls you a good boy and suddenly I'm not mad anymore. The mobile version runs fine in browser, no install needed, which is dangerous for my productivity. Anyway my boss is walking by so I'll stop typing.

Captain, this thing feels like somebody took Mass Effect, ripped out the morality system, stuffed a horny brain into the Normandy, and said: “Ok, now every decision is about who you’re fucking first.” You start as this human dude basically holding the last shreds of humanity in his pants, I mean, hands, surrounded by four alien girls who all look like someone saw Tali and Liara on Pinterest and went “yeah, but horny.” The vibe is half sci fi rescue mission, half “HR would have an aneurysm if this was real.” One minute you’re checking ship status, the next you’re getting a face full of blue alien tits and pretending it’s part of the mission briefing. Feels professional, in a very unprofessional way.

What I liked is how the game pretends to be a real RPG for like five seconds before you remember you just clicked that exploration node because you wanted to see if the busty insect girl would sit on your face after the fight. There are little battles, simple as hell, not Dark Souls, more like “tap here, watch numbers go brrr, ok good boy, here’s a porno reward.” The best part is when you’re talking to the crew and the “serious” sci fi dialogue suddenly slides into “by the way, captain, I need a ‘physical’ check-up” and you know damn well this is going to end in some animated oral scene where she’s on her knees in the engine room, giving you a blowjob next to a reactor that’s probably not OSHA compliant. Tali-like girl? Total nervous wreck with big tits spilling out of her suit the second you get a private moment. Liara-like one? Brainy, soft-spoken, then you unlock a group scene and she’s getting titfucked while still trying to explain some alien artifact lore like that’s important.

It gets stupid in the best way when the game just throws multiple penetration at you like “yeah, captain, the fate of the species depends on you fucking all of them at once, no pressure.” One scene you’re pinning some monster girl to the captain’s chair, groping all over her, she’s riding you, and another alien slides in to sit on your face and you’re like “this is what Starfleet dreams are made of.” Vaginal, oral, creampie, group sex, it’s all there, and half the time you’re finishing inside them while some quest log in the corner quietly updates like “objective complete.” I wish the sandbox part let you wander the ship more freely and just harass everyone, but whatever, it still lets you poke around, talk, fuck, do a tiny mission, fuck again. Also, one dialogue choice early on is worded in such a scuffed way I had to read it three times, and now I keep thinking about that instead of the plot, which is hilarious because the plot is literally “save humanity with your dick.” Anyway. It’s a very serious heroic sci fi game where you accidentally end up with alien girls dripping cum on the bridge chair and nobody cleans it up.