Beth wakes up with a stranger's hand already under her skirt and her first thought is about the mission. That's the whole vibe of Totally Screwed. You got the spy team from that cartoon, but now they're college age and the writers clearly stopped pretending this was for kids. The plot is thin, something about a new drug and a shadowy group, but who cares. It's a kinetic novel so you just click and watch these girls get corrupted one scene at a time.

The sleep sex tag is not a joke here. There's a long sequence where Alex is drugged and you see exactly how far the animation goes. No fade to black, no implied stuff. The 3DCG models look like they were made by someone who really studied the original character designs then added bigger tits and looser morals. Fran gets the lesbian content, Gina gets the interracial creampie, Clover does the prostitution angle with this weird mix of shame and boredom that feels more real than it should. Sam is there too, mostly for handjobs and groping in public.

The humor is hit or miss. Some lines made me snort, like when one villain explains the drug's effects while already undoing his belt. Other times the dialogue is just filler between scenes. The exhibitionism stuff gets repetitive, same park bench, same crowd of faceless NPCs. I wish they'd done more with the cheating tag, it's mentioned once and then dropped.

But the corruption arc for Beth is the reason to keep clicking. She starts as the team leader, all business, and by the end she's begging for vaginal sex in a dirty alley while her teammates watch. That's not a spoiler, it's the whole point. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't waste time pretending otherwise.

Look, Fairy Tail has a lot of waifus and this game knows exactly which ones you’re here for. August, the old man who could copy any magic, gets yeeted back to life by some forbidden spell and suddenly he’s young again with zero fucks to give. The setup is pure power fantasy nonsense but the real hook is watching Erza Scarlet and Mirajane slowly break down from proud warriors into something else entirely.

Spent way too long trying to get the Ultear scene to trigger properly. The corruption paths feel random sometimes, like you’re just clicking through dialogue hoping the game registers your choices. But when it works, hoo boy. The 3DCG renders of Juvia are genuinely impressive for what’s clearly a one-dev project. Irene Belserion’s model looks kinda jank though, her face proportions shift between scenes and it’s distracting. Wish they’d fix that but the patreon comments suggest the creator’s moved on to other characters now.

The Kagura corruption route surprised me. Didn’t expect her to get such a dedicated arc considering she’s not main cast. Cana’s scenes lean heavy into the alcohol thing which is whatever but the Sorano content makes up for it. Still can’t figure out why Lisanna and Wendy are even tagged romance when their content is basically nonexistent. Maybe future updates? The parody aspect means everyone’s personality gets twisted just enough to justify the lewds but if you actually care about Fairy Tail lore you’ll probably cringe at how dirty they did Mirajane’s character arc. Carla’s inclusion feels like a weird choice too but that’s furry bait for a different crowd I guess. The Touka scenes are where the game actually remembers it’s supposed to be about corruption and not just generic VN fucking. Flare Corona barely appears and when she does it’s a blink-and-miss moment. Chelia Blendy’s model looks younger than canon which is a whole can of worms I’m not opening. For a game about the strongest mage reborn, you spend shockingly little time actually being powerful and way more time just running a weird harem simulator where everyone’s morals slowly dissolve. Dimaria’s time magic gets referenced like twice then never matters again.

Three words: sweat, grin, control. That’s what sat heavy after playing - if you can call it “playing.” You’re not really *playing* in this game; you’re sort of being toyed with. It throws you in with Yoruichi, all cocky smile and those eyes that say “you’re not ready,” and yeah, maybe you aren’t. She talks quick, moves quicker, one second teasing, next second pressing against the line that probably shouldn’t be crossed but obviously is. The art’s clean but not stiff; there’s heat in the movement, tiny flinches of sweat that actually look human. Whoever animated those little pauses before a scene hits - they get how tension needs to breathe. My phone almost overheated, but maybe that’s on me and the cheap case.

Sometimes the dialogue makes you want to laugh out loud because she burns you harder than you expect - literally roasting you mid-act, telling you you’re slow, then turning those exact words into a way to make you beg. It’s dumb in that good way. You’ll hate her for half a second then immediately want her mouth back on you the next. Oh, and the oral scenes? They look almost real, not photoreal, I mean the rhythm feels right. Whoever tuned the sound design probably did it wearing headphones at full volume, no care for the neighbors. There’s one part with a mirror - yeah, you’ll know which one - and I swear I hit the skip button by mistake because my fingers were shaking. Still annoyed there’s no quick text scroll, like come on, I can read faster than that, and no gallery for rewatching favorite bits, which is criminal.

Weird thing is, somewhere behind all that filth, she kinda feels lonely. A confident mess with perfect control who maybe doesn’t sleep well. Or maybe I’m projecting because laundry’s piling up and I’m sneaking playtime behind dull daily stuff. Anyway, the game drips confidence and sweat down to the last frame. Even when it ends - if you can call that an end - it just leaves you stuck there, half dazed, sweating, thinking maybe she’s still smirking somewhere off-screen.

You know what I miss? That old Newgrounds era where some guy with too much time and a cracked copy of Poser would just throw together a crossover parody and not give a single fuck about polish. This thing, whatever it's called, it's got that energy. Like finding a dusty CD-R behind a monitor in 2006. The whole premise is you just wander a city map, a really basic 2d top-down thing, and you bump into heroines from The Incredibles and Teen Titans. And then you fuck them. That's it. No complex battle system, no grinding for affection points. Just pure, transactional pixel hunting.

The 3DCG models are... well, they're something. Helen Parr's proportions are so aggressively exaggerated she looks like she'd tip over in a stiff breeze. Her waist is a biological impossibility and her chest, look, I've seen a lot of digital tits in my life but these defy physics in a way that's almost art. Violet looks weirdly off-model, like the creator only had a vague description of her. And Raven, oh man, they did Raven dirty. She's just this pale goth blob with a leotard painted on. The oral scenes are particularly janky, the mouth animations don't align with anything, it's just a model clipping into another model's face while a looping slurping sound plays. I couldn't stop laughing during a supposedly "hardcore" *** scene because the male character's pelvis was thrusting into her knee. The voyeurism tag is generous, it's more like the camera gets stuck in a wall sometimes and you see the act from a weird angle.

But here's the thing, there's this one moment where you find Violet as a slave in some grimy room and the text box just says "You use her throat." No buildup, no seduction. The sheer crassness of it, combined with the dead-eyed stare of the model, it looped right back around to being genuinely hot in a very specific, broken way. Or maybe I'm just broken. The prostitution mechanics are as deep as a puddle, you just click and money changes hands. I wish there was more actual Teen Titans stuff, it's mostly just Raven standing there. A Starfire scene would've been chaos. Anyway, my boss is walking by so I gotta minimize this. Don't play this. Or do. I'm not your dad.

What even is a H-scene in a game that looks like a sketchpad was left out in the rain. That's the first thought, staring at the title screen. Lines wobble, colors bleed outside the borders like a toddler got hold of a highlighter. And the premise is dumber than a sack of hammers. Some dude at a comic con gets zapped and turns into his own OC. Don't do not steal. Fine, whatever, I'm not here for literary awards.

The groping mechanics are where it goes from confusing to genuinely funny. You get this weird hand cursor, all shaky and imprecise, and you're supposed to, well, cop a feel of Power Girl. Her tits are massive, drawn with this absurd, top heavy logic where her spine should be snapping like a dry twig. The collision detection is a mess. Half the time you're clicking on her shoulder and the game thinks you're trying to tweak a nipple. It's clumsy, sure. But there's this one scene with Tifa behind the bar at the convention, and the whole thing is so janky and awkwardly silent it loops back around to being hot. Like finding a crumpled up dirty drawing in a high school notebook. The Black Cat segment later on has a single frame of animation where her back arches that had me more invested than any AAA game this year. Then you're back to some weird ghost boy from that one show floating around, and the whole fever dream resets.

The Pokemon parody character shows up for like five seconds. Total waste. I spent more time than I'd like to admit trying to get a reaction out of Jessie, just pixel hunting on her ridiculous hair. The whole thing runs in a browser window, probably next to three tabs of way better art, but I didn't close it. The male protagonist is a complete blank slate, a nothing character, which somehow fits the whole "I've made a terrible mistake" energy of the plot. It's a trash fire. A sticky, unpolished trash fire that knows exactly what it is and doesn't apologize. Wish there was a save function though. My finger slipped and I lost all my progress right after the Helena bit.

The cutscenes in this thing, I swear. It's like someone at the animation studio discovered the puppet tool in After Effects and just went absolutely feral. Characters slide into frame with all the grace of a shopping cart with a wonky wheel. But then, out of nowhere, there's this one scene with Darkness where the lighting on her armor actually looks... competent? Like a different person animated it. Probably was. The whole game has that "I paid three different artists on a forum" energy, and one of them definitely ghosted halfway through.

The premise is you're dead from overwork, classic isekai setup, and a succubus gives you a contract. You hop between universes, seducing characters to gather sexual energy. It's basically an excuse to see every Naruto and Konosuba character with their tits out. And they are out. Frequently. The corruption mechanic is there, I guess, but it feels more like a progress bar that fills up than any real narrative change. You get these "devil traits" which let you do things like grow a surprise futanari cock, which leads to some genuinely unhinged group scenes. There's a moment with Tsunade and a handjob that transitions into something else entirely, and the animation just... gives up. Her model clips through the table. I laughed, then kept watching. That's the whole experience, really.

The pregnancy tag is doing some heavy lifting. It's more of an implied "you filled her up" ending card than a visible mechanic. But the voyeurism stuff, peeking on Kurenai, that's implemented with this weird first person camera that stutters like it's running on a potato. The female domination is listed as avoidable, which is true, you can just not pick the dialogue option where Samui ties you up. But why would you skip that? The writing for the teasing scenes is surprisingly sharp, full of references only someone who's seen the "Naruto" filler arcs would catch. Remember that one episode with the curry of life? No reason, just popped into my head. Anyway, the sound design is mostly wet slaps and stock moans, but the Konosuba parody characters actually sound like bad impersonations of the dub actors, which is charming in a "so bad it's good" way. The whole thing is a mess, a horny, broken, occasionally brilliant mess that knows exactly what it is.

So this game, right, it starts with you dying from overwork. Classic. Then a succubus offers you a deal, sign a contract, go seduce anime universes, collect sexual energy. Fine, whatever, I have seen this before. But the thing is, the whole thing runs on this weird mix of 3DCG and what feels like a fever dream from a Naruto fan forum. Kurenai is there, Tsunade, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Temari, even Tayuya. And they are all just... available. Like, the game does not pretend to be subtle. You get these "devil traits" which are basically cheat codes for corruption. You can turn Hinata into a futanari, make Tsunade pregnant, corrupt Kurenai into a voyeur. The male domination is there but you can flip it, female domination is avoidable, which is nice because sometimes you just want to watch a milf like Shizune get railed by a ghost or whatever the paranormal tag is doing.

The animations are janky. Like, really janky. The boobs bounce in a way that defies physics, and not in a good way. But there is this one scene with Tenten, a handjob, where her face just... breaks. Her eyes go wide like a fish and it killed any boner I had. I laughed for like five minutes. Then I went back to corrupting Sakura because the corruption mechanic is actually kind of fun. You can turn her from virgin to anal loving in like three clicks. It is stupid but it works.

The community mods are where it gets wild. Someone made a patch that adds transgender options for Haku, which, honestly, the game already had the tag so maybe it was cut content. Another mod adds a group sex scene with all the kunoichi at once, and the clipping is so bad it looks like a pile of mannequins fighting. I love it. The game does not care about being polished. It cares about giving you a sandbox of smut with characters you grew up watching. And sometimes that is enough.

So the succubus contract thing, right? It's a framing device so thin you can see the 3DCG jiggle physics right through it. You die, you get a second chance from a demon lady, and suddenly you're hopping through anime universes like Naruto's, collecting sexual energy. It's a parody, obviously, and the character models for Tsunade and Kurenai have that specific kind of exaggerated proportion that makes you feel like a degenerate in the best way. The tits are massive. The asses are sculpted. The animation loops are basic but they hit that lizard brain button. Satomi's corruption path? Chef's kiss.

But then Haku shows up and the game just assumes you're fine with a surprise futanari scene. No build up, no warning. It's jarring. You're there for the male domination fantasy, corrupting Hinata, maybe getting a handjob from a virgin Sakura, and then bam, paranormal dickgirl. The tags say female domination is avoidable but the writing corners you sometimes. It feels like the script was written by someone who got distracted halfway through a thought about tenten's big tits and never came back to finish the emotional logic. The milf content with Tsunade is top tier though, that transformation scene where she lets go of her hokage dignity. Pure corruption fuel.

I wish the voyeurism mechanics were more than just a static camera angle. You get these group sex scenarios, like with Tayuya and Temari, and the potential for something really twisted is right there, but the game just cycles through the same three animated loops. The pregnancy endings feel tacked on, a text box after the fact. Still, watching the male protagonist use his "devil traits" to break Shizune's will? That slow corruption from loyal assistant to cock hungry slave. That's the stuff. The 3DCG isn't winning awards but when the lighting hits Kurenai's ass just right during the anal sex scene, you forget you're playing a browser game that's deliberately unpolished. It's a mess. A horny, confused, occasionally brilliant mess.

The whole thing kicks off at a comic con, right, and you're this loser artist with a booth nobody visits. Classic. Then some cosmic bullshit happens, not even aimed at you, and suddenly you're your own OC. Not just cosplaying, actually transformed. I spent the first twenty minutes just in the inventory screen trying to figure out if the black cat was a party member or a crafting material. It's a sandbox, so you just wander around this weirdly lit 3DCG city bumping into corrupted versions of, like, Tifa and Wonder Woman. The Tifa model has absolutely ridiculous proportions, her big tits practically have their own gravitational pull. The corruption mechanic is there, I guess, you click on things and a bar fills up, but honestly I was just trying to trigger the Helena footjob scene I saw in the previews.

The dialogue is pure parody nonsense. Danny Phantom shows up for no reason and his ghost powers are just... a handjob minigame? The animated sequences are janky as hell, limbs bending in ways that defy both superpowers and basic anatomy. There's this one titfuck scene with Jessie where her ahegao face just freezes mid-loop and she stares into your soul while the animation keeps going. I couldn't stop laughing. The groping mechanics are literally just click and drag, zero feedback, but somehow it still works because the models have that specific rubbery sheen that only certain Daz3D renders get. You know the one.

The sandbox structure means you'll accidentally stumble into a creampie scene with a corrupted Pokémon trainer while looking for the next story trigger. I still don't know what the actual plot is. Something about a comic? The male protagonist just accepts everything immediately, zero questions asked. There's anal sex with a DC character I won't spoil, but the positioning makes no physical sense. I wish the superpowers you supposedly have actually mattered outside of one cutscene, but they won't patch that. The whole thing feels like someone's unmoderated commission folder got turned into a browser game, and honestly? That's the highest compliment I can give.