You wake up in thick, ugly dark, that kind of black where your phone screen would feel like a religious experience. Instead you get candles, old stone, and a skeleton talking shit about your sins like it’s been scrolling through your browser history for centuries. Then there is her. The demon in chains, watching you like a porn addict watching the loading bar. She doesn’t just flirt. She peels you open. She talks about the hunger in you you don’t even tell your horny alt Twitter about. The stuff you only admit to yourself when Pornhub has you in that “one more clip” death spiral. She looks at you and it’s like she already knows you’d kiss her feet, let her grow taller than a building, or let her ride you until your morals crack first.

The whole thing plays like some weird mix of slow-burn romance, horny detective story, and psychological horror that really, really wants to fuck you up mentally before it fucks you physically. You poke around, point and click through clues, question voices that may be ghosts or just your brain glitching. One door shows up where it shouldn’t be. The demon asks what you want. Not in that cute dating sim way. More like: do you want to be owned, corrupted, shared, watched, turned into a toy? The longer you play, the more your “I’m just here for some quick fap” energy gets pulled into this mystery about who you actually are and why this prison feels like it was built around your kinks. Sometimes the game drops you into flashbacks that might be real, might be lies. A school hallway with that one teacher who looks too much like your first crush. A milf with a soft voice and a hard hand. Twins sharing secrets on your lap like it’s nothing. A demon girl whispering that she can grow, swell, stretch in all the places you want if you just say yes. The erotic scenes don’t rush. They tease. A handjob that starts as a threat. A blowjob delivered like a punishment. Her heel on your chest while she toys with herself, using you as background noise. You get feet on your face, ropes around your wrists, toys between your legs, tongue on tongue, and every so often you catch a shadow watching from the corner, like the universe itself is jerking off to your corruption. It’s not all femdom, but her energy sits on top of everything. She can be soft, almost romantic, then talk about creampie and pregnancy like it’s another kind of sentence for your “crimes.” One path leans into harem chaos, bodies tangled, a succubus draining you while a futa demon strokes herself over your helpless mouth. Another path is more intimate and fucked up, like sleep sex that blurs into consent only because you clearly wanted it long before your eyes closed.

What I liked is how the sex keeps looping back into the story instead of feeling like random CGs thrown at you. That voyeur moment where you watch your “lover” get used by another demon, and the game just stares at you like: still enjoying this, detective? Or the scene where she grows and grows, her ass filling your whole view, and you feel tiny and pathetic under her heel, yet you beg for more. Or that one quiet bit where she curls around you in bed, tail on your thigh, and talks in this soft voice about how people always leave, then five minutes later she is riding you raw and telling you your body is hers now and you’ll give her a dozen loads if she wants. The horror creeps in between orgasms. Little touches. Faces in the walls. A baby cry that isn’t there. A choice to protect someone that somehow turns into public humiliation and exhibition, everyone watching while she milks you and praises you for being such a good little liar. It’s messy, horny, uncomfortable, hot, and a bit too real in places where it pokes at jealousy and cheating and that ugly thrill of seeing someone you “love” take another cock because you secretly want it. And then the skeleton laughs again like a fucked up DJ drop and you realize you’ve been here longer than you meant to and you’re already planning which kink road to fall down next.

Rain on wet cobblestones, a naked corpse in the alley, and you standing there like an idiot with a hard-on and a badge. That’s pretty much the energy of this thing. You’re Detective Hart, supposed to be solving ritual murders, but the city keeps shoving cursed sex toys and haunted jewelry in your hands and asking very politely if you’d like to ruin your life. Every time you poke around some crime scene or shady club, another artifact wakes up, picks an owner, and suddenly that “witness” you were questioning is pressing her huge tits into your chest and whispering shit that would get you fired on the spot. The game loves to set up something serious, like “ancient queen sealed away,” then boom, next click you’ve got a cosplaying sorceress in a fake nun outfit riding your cock like she’s trying to break it, tongue out in full ahegao, makeup smeared, you trying to remember what clue you were chasing five minutes ago and absolutely failing.

It’s point and click stuff, but not boring. You’re always poking at photos, weird symbols, phones, locked drawers, that kind of thing, and half the time the payoff is some explicit CG that looks like it was generated by an AI that has horny brain fog in exactly the same way as you. I had one moment in some cramped office, clutter everywhere, filing cabinets, fan buzzing, nothing sexy at all, and then I open a drawer, find a small relic, screen flashes, and suddenly the strict MILF captain who’s been chewing you out the whole time is on her knees, stroking you with slow, angry hands, like “this is your punishment, detective.” Her tits are massive, they’re half falling out of her uniform blouse, and you get this dirty POV angle where you only see your cock, her lips, and that little vein in her throat twitching while she forces you to hold back. It actually annoyed me a bit that there is a tiny lag between scenes sometimes, like half a second of black screen, just enough for me to grumble at my monitor, but then she starts spitting on it and using both hands and I instantly forget I was complaining about anything.

Sex variety is wild, not subtle at all. Big asses pushed against your lap while you’re supposedly “interrogating” someone, a cosplay chick in a fake demon queen getup smothering your face with her tits, making you lick her nipples before she lets you fuck her. There’s a scene where you’re tied to a chair, some smug dominatrix type with these insane thighs sits on you in reverse cowgirl and grinds until you’re basically begging. She uses her feet first, lazy footjob like she’s just testing you, teasing the tip with her toes, and when you’re close she casually stands up, wipes your pre-cum on your shirt and tells you you’re not done yet. Next frame she’s pinning you back, sinking down on you with this slow, mean smile, and the POV shifts so you watch her ass swallow you, see the ripple with each thrust, hear her talk trash over your groans. Honestly, I wish the sound effects weren’t so dry in a couple of these moments, like you want more wetness, more shameless squelch, but yeah, good luck getting that changed.

There’s a lot of oral stuff, and it actually tries to be different each time. One girl goes all worship mode, licking up your shaft like she’s scared to waste a drop, another just uses your cock like a popsicle, gagging, drooling, eyeliner wrecked. And it’s not just vanilla; you’ve got titfucks with those oversized MILF chests, your dick pushed deep between them while she stares right at you with this “you’re mine now” look. Anal shows up not as a big drumroll moment, just like, “oh, by the way, she’s pushing you into the wrong hole now, accept it.” Some scenes end with you creampying them hard, your cum spilling out down their thighs or dripping from stretched lips, and the camera just lingers there like it’s waiting for you to reach for a tissue. The teasing before that is honestly the best part: a girl sitting on your lap, shifting her weight so your cock slides between her cheeks, you can see just the tip poking, and she keeps talking about the case, like nothing is happening, while you’re dying. If you want to squeeze the most out of it, don’t skip straight to the galleries. Let the investigation drag you there, take your time on the little choices, click everything in the room, and let the corruption seep in slow until you suddenly realize you’re way more interested in being the Queen’s obedient toy than in catching the killer.

Magistrate Academy feels like walking into a strict, fucked‑up dream where everyone somehow agreed that orgasms are a valid form of homework. You show up at this fancy international school, shiny halls, neat uniforms, quiet whispers, and underneath that clean look the whole place vibrates with this low, dirty tension. Doors click shut behind you, heels on the floor, faint moans slipping out from a classroom that is supposed to be “remedial discipline”. The game leans hard on its point & click style, so you’re not rushing through it, you’re stalking through it. You click something, it reacts, a girl glances over her shoulder like she knows you’re watching. The 3D models have this soft, warm look that fits the whole mood: not too glossy, not too ugly either, just real enough that when a girl spreads her legs on the Headmistress’ desk you feel that tiny twist in your gut. And the animation sells it. Hips rolling slowly during a titfuck on the teacher’s chair, spit glistening around a girl’s lips while she’s gagging on your cock, the tight flinch when a virgin student is first pushed down over your lap for a spanking she pretends she doesn’t deserve.

The hook, for me, is the Magistrate role. You don’t just pick dialogue for flirting, you choose who gets dragged in for “correction” and who gets “rewarded” in front of a whole class that pretends not to stare. One moment you’re in a quiet dorm room while a shy lesbian girl is secretly fingering herself under her blanket, whispering another girl’s name, and the next you’re in a ritual‑lit chamber, using magical restraints to suspend a trembling student in the air with her legs wide open and a buzzing toy pressed deep inside her. The paranormal flavor slips in quietly: candles that light on their own, a mirror that shows the girls’ naked bodies instead of their uniforms, a charm that makes nipples insanely sensitive. It’s not the boring “mind control, they’re all puppets” thing. They beg, they resist, they cry, they get wet anyway. There is BDSM, there is slave play, there is public humiliation where a girl is forced to masturbate in front of her classmates while you keep telling her to hold eye contact. And sometimes the pacing drags, scenes talk too much, text boxes stacking up on my monitor while I just want to bend someone over the lab table already, but then it hits you with a slow, almost romantic blowjob in the dark music room, your hand on the back of her head while the piano plays on its own like some horny ghost is clapping along. It is harem territory, of course, because why stop at one girl when you can line up three kneeling students, collars around their throats, all looking up at you with those big ahegao faces once you start using toys on them one by one. The academy setting makes the voyeurism even hotter: glass walls, open doors, a hallway camera that lets you watch two girls eating each other out in a storage room while you sit in your magistrate chair, stroking yourself like it’s the most normal paperwork in the world. Stuff like that sticks with you, even when a few UI clicks feel clumsy and the romance parts sometimes feel too sweet for a world where a “bad grade” can end with a collar, a leash, and your cock buried in a punished, dripping mouth.

Thanksgiving in this game starts with a talking turkey giving you attitude and somehow ends with you getting a titjob from a sorceress milf who could probably crush your skull with her thighs. The whole thing feels like the dev woke up, opened three tabs of Disney porn, some World of Warcraft fanart, one Skullgirls subreddit thread, and said: “Yes. This. All of this.” You play as this smug, cocky magic adventurer who is supposed to help with a magical feast, but you immediately stop caring about food the moment you realize literally every woman in Enchantia has breasts that look like they were designed by a teenage boy with too much free time and a DeviantArt account. One second you are trying to collect ingredients, next second you are getting groped by a drunk fairy who thinks your dick is a magic wand and keeps “testing its charges” while you pretend to be offended and still click every dialogue option that clearly leads to handjob territory.

The cast is just pure fanservice soup and my horny brain did not complain. You bump into a draenei-style priestess with glowing eyes and a holy staff, and let me tell you, that staff is not the only thing that gets blessed. There is a milf innkeeper who has big aunt Cass energy, like if Aunt Cass and Dexters Mom had a crossover episode where the moral lesson is “learn to share your cock.” The game keeps tossing references at you: a snarky shadow girl with Midna vibes who bends over the table a lot, a pale demon nymph with skull-themed accessories that really scream Skullgirls, a ninja chick that lowkey feels like she escaped from a League of Legends splash art and said “ok, where is the nearest dick.” None of this is subtle, but subtlety is illegal here anyway. The art is animated, pretty lively, and sometimes the faces look a little cursed in motion, yet when she is riding you and her tits are bouncing in rhythm, you suddenly forgive every weird frame like a simp.

Actual gameplay is this weird mix of sandbox wandering, point and click scenes, and these goofy turn based combat bits where you either smack goblins around or get clothes torn off your party members. You cast a spell, you take a hit, her armor rips, you pretend you are trying to win but secretly take one extra turn just to see more skin. The sex scenes themselves ramp up from teasing to full filth pretty fast; one fairy spends three dialogue boxes just edging you with hand stuff and dirty talk, then suddenly she is on her knees, drooling over your shaft, and you are choosing between oral finish, titfuck, or going straight to vaginal while she uses a glowing crystal toy on herself. There is this one scene with a “helpful” older witch, total milf with thick hips, where she offers you a “fertility blessing” and it turns into anal on a wooden chair while she keeps scolding you like a strict aunt, and honestly, that did things to me I am not proud of. The only thing that annoyed me was one tiny text bubble spelling “voyerism” during a scene where you watch two monster girls go at it behind a magic mirror, and now my brain repeats that word every time I open Twitter, but whatever. By the time you are juggling fairies, demon girls, and one princess type who looks suspiciously like she escaped from a Frozen parody and wants to “warm your stuffing,” you will completely forget you were supposed to be helping with a Thanksgiving dinner at all, which, honestly, is the most realistic thing in the whole game.

Mistyc Ville feels like somebody smashed together a horny isekai, a parody hentai and a janky point & click from old Flash days, then spilled glitter and titty physics on top. You start as this poor bastard who already died once, and suddenly this chaotic cutie Misty yanks you back to “life” in a new town. She looks like a monster girl vtuber who had too much sugar, boobs bouncing all over, pretending to be serious while she’s literally the reason your dick now shoots magic. I’m supposed to talk about romance and feelings, but honestly, the first thing I did was abuse her powers to spy through windows. The game lets you do pure voyeur shit in a really casual way: you just click some random house, and boom, a big titty neighbor masturbating on her bed with her phone screen lighting her face, and the MC is outside like “this is research.” I laughed, then I got hard, then I laughed again, kind of in that wrong order.

The whole town is full of exhibitionist energy even when nobody says it out loud. Like, girls act shy but their clothes are cosplay tier disaster: skirts that do not obey gravity, boob windows big enough to park a car. One scene that stuck in my brain: you use your new superpower to “fix” a wardrobe malfunction for this chick who already has a huge ass and tight shorts. Of course it “fails,” her bra pops open, and you end up palming her tits while trying to “help.” She moans, slaps you, then lets your hand stay there a second longer than needed. That tiny pause felt more erotic than some full-on oral scene. And yeah, there is oral too, in that classic kneel down in a dark alley behind the tavern way, with the girl half teasing, half pretending she’s not into it. The animation is simple but moves enough that when she looks up at you with cum at the corner of her lip, it feels more alive than it has any right to be for a mobile-friendly thing. Sometimes the looping is a bit stiff and goofy though, like her head moving on rhythm that doesn’t match the sound, and it pulled me out for a second. I kinda hated that. Then I replayed it twice anyway.

Story side is weirdly charming, in a trashy hentai anime way. MC keeps saying he wants “a normal fresh start” while also peeking on every girl taking a shower. I liked how the harem thing doesn’t start as “you are the chosen one, all girls love you” but more like you stumble into people’s secrets. There is this maybe-vampire girl who looks like she’s cosplaying goth waifu, and there’s this moment where you catch her drinking something suspicious. You think “blood?” then the game plays it as a dumb joke, then she leans close and whispers she can “taste fear” and grabs your crotch instead. That one scene felt like the dev was horny and giggling at 2 different ideas at same time. Also, romance isn’t only dirty jokes. You actually get little soft scenes too, like walking under fake fantasy streetlights with one of the girls, her clinging to your arm, your hand “accidentally” brushing under her jacket and resting on sideboob. It’s sweet and pervy at same time. The point & click stuff sometimes slows everything down, like “yes okay I get it, I need to click the glowing thing,” but then you get rewarded with a girl changing clothes with curtains half open and suddenly you forgive everything. This is not polished, not “serious,” but as kawaii monster girl porn VN with teasing, groping, some oral, and you being a magical creep with a kinda good heart, it hits my collector brain just right.

The weirdest thing is how it starts like one of those rich-kid fantasy sims, but then the morning you wake up, naked in that absurdly big room with sunlight cutting through the curtains all fake-soft, it already feels off. The phone on the nightstand vibrates with a message from someone who calls you “baby” like you’ve been together for years, and it doesn’t even let you breathe before throwing you into a pile of half-remembered scenes - like that one in the car with Miku humming some twisted remix of her own song while you’re trying not to stare at her mouth. I swear, the pacing feels broken in a way that makes sense only after the third time you play it. That’s when you realize the “dream life” part isn’t just a setup - it’s the whole trap.

There’s this classroom segment that hits differently. Everyone acts like they know you, but the camera lingers too long when Hinata leans over her desk, or when Toga chews her pen cap like she’s daring you to lose it. The game pretends to be a mystery, but it’s just a long tease for whatever power fantasy you think you’ve earned. I tried to skip some dialogue once, and it froze right on a frame where Mitsuri’s hand was halfway down your pants - like the game itself was judging me for impatience. Maybe that’s part of the kink? The click mechanics are sloppy, but the voyeur cam moments make up for it. When you’re watching Asuka arguing in the hallway while you catch your reflection licking your lips - yeah, it’s got that voyeuristic guilt thing nailed down.

Still, something about the way everyone bends reality around you keeps me hooked. It’s not even the sex scenes (which sometimes go from “holy shit” to “wait, is that even physically possible?” in seconds). It’s that feeling that somebody else is watching you play, whispering the lines before they happen. I had one run where Android 21 called me by my real name. No idea if it was a bug or a feature, but it messed me up good. And yet, I booted it again right after. Guess that says enough.

Main guy wakes up, goes to his crappy little apartment bathroom, and the first thing on screen is his morning wood casually framed in the mirror like it’s just part of the routine. No fake drama, no tragic piano, just “yeah, dick’s there, life goes on”. That’s kind of the whole mood of this game: sex and weird shit mixed into very ordinary days. You check your phone, look at your balance on some fake banking app that looks suspiciously like Revolut, answer dumb group chat messages, then five minutes later you’re staring at your homeroom teacher’s tits almost spilling out of her blouse while she pretends not to notice you staring. She notices, by the way. She very much notices.

Most of the time you’re clicking around the school and the town, sandbox style, poking into stuff you probably shouldn’t. One moment you’re grinding some boring part-time job that pays like a joke, next you’re trapped in a classroom with the class president who “accidentally” locked the door behind you. She starts out all prim and proper, then leans close, whispers something filthy into your ear you totally don’t expect from her, and you realize the teasing tag is not decoration. She strokes you under the desk, talks about how you’re supposed to keep a straight face if a teacher walks by, and there’s this slow, mean rhythm to it that feels way more like real handjob teasing than most porn games manage. She doesn’t let you cum the first time, by the way. She literally buttons her uniform, wipes her hand on your tie and walks off like it’s a regular Tuesday.

The “special power” plot thing sneaks up on you. At first you just think the guy’s paranoid, seeing weird glows around people, hearing thoughts once in a while. Then you realize you can nudge situations: choose the right time to sit in the back row, suddenly the busty exhibitionist girl “forgets” to wear a bra that day, and when you bump into her after class she dares you to keep eye contact while she slowly bends over at the lockers. There’s this great scene where she drags you behind the gym, half hidden, half in public, and starts blowing you while the camera plays with angle and distance like some cheap voyeur cam. Her lipstick smears, drool on your shaft, and she makes these little snorting laughs when you twitch, like she’s enjoying your lack of self control more than the act itself. It’s ridiculous and hot at same time.

Humor pops in at weird moments. You’re expecting a big dramatic “your power is dangerous” talk and instead the guy from the shady organization is stuck trying to log in on his tablet, cursing like “why the fuck is the WiFi always dead in this coffee shop” while you sit there hard because you just came from a date. The romance is messy too. One girl genuinely cares, tries to protect you, holds your hand on a park bench at night while you confess you’re scared. Ten minutes later you can use the same menu to push the scene into her making out with you so hard she ends up straddling your lap, grinding slow, breathing in your ear, telling you she wants you to “own” her even though she was totally the one in control the whole route before that. Sometimes you’re clearly dominating, sometimes you’re just a toy they pass around and pretend they’re doing you a favor.

Something that bugged me: the phone UI has this tiny notification icon that lights up like it’s important and half of the time it’s just some useless meme image your classmate sends. I kept clicking it thinking it’s a new event and it just sits there, unread messages piling up, and the game doesn’t care. Never goes away properly. Still annoys me and I keep opening it like a goldfish. Anyway, between the point & click wandering, the dating sim choices, and those small animated bits where bodies actually move and jiggle instead of freezing like statues, the whole thing feels like living in a slightly too horny version of some Netflix teen thriller. Everybody is either laughing at your confusion, trying to control you, or dropping to their knees behind the school building because they like the idea someone might walk past the window while they suck you off. No big speeches, no fake epic stuff, just a guy with a strange gift trying to survive classes, bills, and way too many hands on his dick.

A clueless virgin kid wanders into the capital thinking he’ll just find a brothel, pay a coin, bust a nut, go home a little less pathetic. Instead he bumps into this weird, sexy “I know way too much about you” woman in a cloak who basically hijacks his whole life. One second you’re trying to figure out which tavern has the loosest waitress, next second she’s shoving you into some half serious, half horny destiny quest where every detour has tits, trouble, and someone’s husband out of town. It feels like a horny fairy tale written by a bard who drank too much cheap wine and grew up on Dragon Quest and bad porn comics. Nothing is subtle here. You click, you look, you grope when you probably shouldn’t, and the game just smirks and lets you screw yourself over, sometimes literally.

What I like is how small stuff turns sexy without shouting “HEY SEX SCENE NOW”. You’re just poking around a village screen, checking a window because you’re bored, and then, oh, there’s a lonely milf washing herself, animated, all wet skin and big tits jiggling softly, and the guy just freezes there with his dick in his hand like an idiot while you decide if you keep spying or knock on the door like some fake gentleman. Or that time in the noble district when you “accidentally” click the wrong hallway and walk in on a rich wife riding a toy thicker than your arm, moaning into a pillow so the servants don’t hear. You can back out... or creep a bit closer, and the scene actually shifts when you lean in, small animation loops changing like a dirty gif pack. It’s messy, funny, kinda pervy in that old browser-flash way. A lot of point & click stuff is just pixel hunting, but here half the fun is “ok, what happens if I touch her ass while she’s pretending not to notice me”. Sometimes nothing, sometimes she moans, sometimes she slaps you and you get tossed out with your pants still half open. The game loves to punish you and still feel like it’s rewarding you.

Not everything hits, of course. A few of the jokes land flat, like they were translated twice and lost the punchline, and some of the adventure bits drag when the horny mood is high and the game suddenly wants you to remember where that old wizard kept his moss collection. But then you run into this chubby innkeeper’s wife who’s clearly starving for cock, her cleavage about to escape, and she asks you to “help” in the cellar. You think, ok, normal scene, blowjob, fade out. No. She pulls out a box of toys and treats you like some newbie student, slowly teasing herself with a glowing crystal dildo while explaining “magic resonance” like it’s totally a school lesson, and your character is trying to keep up, pants bulging, eyes bouncing between her tits and the toy. The animation loops are simple but they hit the right rhythm, with her hips rolling a bit off-sync so it feels less machine-perfect, more like real messy fucking. Then out of nowhere the game throws a masturbation scene in your small rented room where you can replay mental images of the women you already met, like you’re curating your own little porn playlist, and I ended up spending way too long just clicking through those instead of progressing the main story. It’s stupid, it’s horny, sometimes it feels clunky, and I still caught myself grinning like an idiot when a “harmless” chat choice suddenly opens a path to you groping a noblewoman in a carriage while she pretends to be offended. Also, the soundtrack has this cheap retro-fantasy vibe that sounds like someone tried to remix a SNES RPG with a budget phone synth, and I mean that as a compliment, even if some tracks loop in the same 12 seconds forever and drive you a bit crazy.

Your dad dies and somehow the whole house turns into this weird mix of grief, porn trivia and horny tension you can cut with a knife. The game throws you in as the son, wandering around your own home like a creeper with a purpose, poking at doors, phones, laptops, bathroom mirrors, everything, trying to decide if you’re a good guy, a pervert, or both. Then that video shows up. Dad, who everyone thought was just some businessman or whatever, looks you in the eye from the screen and drops two bombs at once: someone killed him, and he used to be this legendary porn actor and producer. Like, full on “everyone in the industry knew his dick by name” level. After that, every time you look at your mom’s cleavage or your sister’s tight shorts it stops feeling like a normal harem fantasy and more like “oh, this is hereditary”.

It’s not one of those games that holds your hand. You click around, find little scenes by accident, miss others because you touched the wrong thing at the wrong time, then later you see some dude on Discord posting a screenshot of mom bent over the kitchen counter and you go “where the fuck was that in my playthrough”. On Android it actually feels kind of nice in bed with one hand, even if the UI buttons are sometimes too tiny and you keep tapping the wrong hotspot like an idiot. The art leans hard into thick bodies: big tits, soft bellies, asses that make the yoga pants cry. Animations are simple but they hit the right moments. A slow handjob in the living room while the TV is still playing daytime trash, mom pretending she’s “just helping you relax” and you both clearly know she’s lying. Sister “accidentally” brushing her ass on your crotch while you help her reach a book. You get a lot of groping that lingers way too long to be innocent and then somehow still counts as “oops” in the dialogue.

What I liked more than I expected is how often you end up just watching. Cracked bathroom door, mom in the shower with a toy, your own reflection behind her like some horny ghost. Or you open a file folder from your father’s old work and suddenly you’re watching two MILFs going at it, one of them looking suspiciously like someone you just had breakfast with. Sometimes the game lets you jump from voyeur to participant, sliding from “spy on the scene” to “put your tongue in there” in one click. Oral, hand stuff, full-on vaginal, creampies that stall the animation for a second like the artist was proud of that particular shot. There is this one lesbian bit where two women grind on each other on a couch while you hide behind it and I spent way too much time trying to find if there was some secret option to join in. There wasn’t. Or maybe I just missed it because I got distracted by a random sandbox task about checking emails. I still think about that.