This one honestly feels like somebody mashed together my deviantArt favorites from 2009 and a folder of cursed 3D test renders, then said “ok, now you walk around and fuck them.” You start off just wandering the city map, which looks weirdly like a Google Maps screenshot that lost a fight with a porn ad, clicking spots to find heroines. No slow build up, no long intro, you just bump into Raven, Violet, Helen and a few others that clearly had a very thin “parody” excuse thrown on top so nobody has to redraw them. As a cosplayer I look at Raven’s outfit and think “yeah, I can make that cloak in two days,” then two minutes later I’m watching her choke on the MC’s dick because I picked the slightly mean dialogue option instead of the fake nice one.

The mix of 2D and 3D is messy in a fun way. Some scenes are flat art with nice thick lines, others swap into stiff 3D models that look like they were made in Blender at 3 in the morning. Sometimes that ruins the mood, sometimes it makes it hotter because it feels like those old stolen Pixar porn loops that used to float around Telegram. I really liked Violet’s blowjob scene where the camera suddenly cuts to this voyeur angle through a half open door, like you’re spying while she’s on her knees, hair in her face, trying to keep quiet. And after that I realised the game actually leans hard into that voyeur thing: you peek on them in dressing rooms, shower, alleys, like the whole town is one big horny CCTV project. One of the funniest moments was catching Helen bent over in some random storage room, the dev clearly loved her ass because everything is focused there, and the MC just casually decides “ok, you’re mine now” and the game treats her more like property from then on, with options that feel like managing a very obedient sex pet. It’s fucked up, but the game is not pretending it’s anything else. Some paths are straight up non-consent, the text goes hard on that “you’re my slave now” tone and if that’s not your kink there is no gentle way around it, it just hits you in the face.

I kept getting distracted thinking about how to build a latex version of Violet’s suit while the game is busy turning her into a prostitute you send around town. Those scenes can be rough: you literally choose where she works, for how much, then watch short loops of her getting used in alleys, cars, shady motel rooms, with some pretty raw language. Strangely, the sex animations are not even that smooth, you see clipping, stiff hips, weird faces, but the dirty talk text does the heavy lifting, like when Raven is acting all goth and distant at first and a few story clicks later she’s on her back, calling you “master” while you decide if you finish in her or just use her mouth again. The city wandering part is kind of pointless, feels like a Ren’Py menu that escaped into Google Maps, but I still caught myself going back and forth just to see if some new scene unlocked in a corner I ignored. I wish the outfits changed more when you corrupt them deeper, like proper alternate costumes instead of just “now she has cum on her face,” but that probably never happens and I’m still going to keep mentally patterning their suits for future conventions while watching them get broken in a dirty alley.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.

You were just killing a bit of time in YGGDRASIL, watching the clock tick down and thinking “ok, last fap before server shutdown,” and then the game decides to fuck with you. The logout never comes, the menu is gone, and suddenly Shalltear’s tits are not cute little polygons anymore, they bounce like heavy water balloons when she leans in, like you could almost feel the corset digging in. NPCs that used to repeat the same dull lines start giving you looks, proper dirty ones, and talking back like they remember all the pervy gear builds you used to run. One minute you’re checking item cooldowns, next minute you’re staring at Albedo’s thighs while she’s arguing how she should be the *only* one allowed to milk your “precious seed” for Nazarick, and she says it in this sweet loyal tone that almost makes it worse. Not that the others agree. The whole place turns into a sandbox of horny monsters and maids, and you are the only virgin idiot who still thinks about XP bars.

The game is weirdly obsessed with ownership and breeding and it does not try to hide it at all. Albedo talking about bearing your children while grinding on your lap in full armor, Aura teasing you about “training” you like a pet, Mare blushing and squeezing his legs together while you jerk off in front of him because he “needs to observe human arousal for research,” Clementine pinning you to a wall and riding you raw just to see your face when you finally creampie her laughing mouth, then getting annoyed because “it’s not enough.” There is pregnancy tracking hidden in dialogue, which is funny because you barely notice it the first time, then suddenly Enri shows a little belly and it hits you that your casual pussy stuffing actually sticks. Interracial in the strangest way too: dark elf siblings, bug maid Entoma asking if she can keep your used condoms as snacks, CZ-2128 Delta silently masturbating while watching you fuck Lupusregina from behind, only breaking her stone face to ask if she can record the audio for “battle data.” Half of Nazarick is basically arguing over who gets your cock tonight, while the other half quietly masturbates in the background like it’s normal office etiquette.

The sex itself goes from soft to absolutely fucked in like two clicks. One scene it’s just simple vaginal with Arche, riding you slowly on an old bed, her moans shaky and insecure, her asking if “human semen really changes the body” while you hold her hips and try not to blow too fast. Next time you see her she is whoring herself out on your command, being used as prostitution bait in some village because you told her you needed funds, and she is so full of cum her belly looks slightly swollen, strings dripping down her thighs while people line up. Yuri Alpha gives you a “professional” handjob like it’s part of maid duty, wiping her gloves clean after you spurt and then licking the mess off her fingers, deadpan. Evileye reluctantly lets you fuck her only after you dominate her in a fight, her mask discarded, panting, pushing you in deeper because she refuses to “lose” even while you’re dumping hot cum inside her. There is masturbation tucked between almost every big event, your character jerking off in some corner because Albedo breathing too close triggered you, or you secretly fapping while Nigredo explains torture methods in loving detail. It all feels like old DMMO menu porn that suddenly grew a brain and a real wet hole, forgot the logout button, and decided your cock is now officially server property.

First thing that hit me with this Ahsoka trainer thing was how dirty it feels in exactly the way you secretly wanted but maybe didn’t want to admit on Twitter. It takes that “what if I had a Force-powered bratty ex-Jedi as my personal toy” fantasy and just runs with it, no shame at all. You’re this male Sith wannabe, not some noble hero, and you’ve pulled off a ritual that should make Ahsoka your slave. Except it works only halfway, which is honestly the best part. She’s not just a mindless doll, she talks back, gives attitude, crosses her arms with those big tits almost jumping out, looks at you like you’re trash, and then two scenes later she’s on her knees taking your cock into her mouth while you decide if she gets a reward or a punishment. It plays like a corruption simulator more than anything, a slow grind where every morning you send her out into the city to “earn credits” and every night you decide how you’re going to twist her a bit more. At first she’s pissed off, stubborn, still Jedi-ish, and you kind of feel she might stab you with a lightsaber the second you blink. Then, after a couple of “jobs” you picked for her, she comes back covered in cum from a group scene in some dirty Coruscant alley, cheeks full, ass sore, and she still tries to pretend she hates it. That fake pride is hot as fuck.

The loop is simple, which I like a lot because I’m lazy: morning, send her to work, maybe as a dancer, maybe straight-up whore for random aliens, maybe something more “classy” that still ends with anal anyway, then at night you use the credits to grab new toys or rituals, plug weird stuff into her, test new poses, push her limits. There is this one scene where you buy a toy you absolutely don’t need, some long-ass thing that looks more Sith artifact than dildo, and you just watch the internal view as it disappears inside her. The camera goes full pervert mode, you see everything stretching, filling, his cum spilling deep inside while her face turns from anger to shock to horny mess. And then the next day you still send her to some sleazy tent with two or three clients waiting, and you choose if they get her ass, her pussy, or both at same time. It really leans into male domination without pretending it’s something else: groping when she protests, handjobs you force her to keep going even when she’s tired, mouth stuffed until her makeup is destroyed and she’s dripping strings of spit and semen like she just got bukkake’d by half the cantina. There is this weird detail that made me mad for no real reason: sometimes the text box covers a bit of her ass right when the best angle hits, and there is no tiny “hide” button in the corner, and I swear I spent longer clicking around trying to fix that than choosing which hole to creampie. Also, the pacing can feel a bit slow in middle, like you’re sending her out for prostitution gigs again and again, watching another interracial gangbang where some alien is filling both her holes, just to save up for an item that doesn’t change as much as you hoped. But then she suddenly drops a line like “Master, that thing yesterday… it felt good” and your brain just forgets you were annoyed. I caught myself alt-tabbing from Telegram to the game just to rewatch the night scenes, especially when she masturbates alone in her room, thinking you don’t see, grinding those big tits with her own hands even though she still acts all defiant in front of you. It feels nasty, a bit broken, sometimes awkward, sometimes way too hot, and very much like some horny dev said “what if Ahsoka but mine” and didn’t stop until she was getting multiple penetration from strangers while pretending she still has free will.

Guy lives like a ghost in his own life, barely talking to anyone, jerking off to the same porn loops on xHamster and pretending online lectures are enough human contact. Then a truck turns him into street pizza and suddenly he wakes up in a place where nobody looks normal and absolutely nobody gives a shit about human modesty. It feels less like “isekai adventure” and more like your porn search history got drunk, crashed into a fantasy RPG and refused to log out.

He shows up in this new city with no real skills, just anxiety and a dick, and right away he sees her: a succubus with that lazy “I could drain your soul or your balls, I’ll decide later” vibe. Not the cute anime version, more like a woman who knows exactly how much power she has over desperate men and enjoys dragging it out. She gets close, whispers filthy stuff, plays with him a bit, then vanishes in the crowd of demons, catgirls, slime girls, and things that probably count as “monsters” if you squint. That’s the emotional hook: he’s not trying to save the world, he’s just trying to find the girl who made his whole body feel like he clicked on the perfect porn tag combo for once in his life.

The fun part is how the city itself feels like a giant sexual ecosystem. You’ve got brothels where monster girls milk you literally, not metaphorically. Cow-girl types who leak through their shirts and act annoyed when you stare, but secretly push their tits closer anyway. Street corners where tentacles flick under sewer grates like they’re waiting for someone clumsy to slip. Bathhouses with “mixed species only” signs where you’re totally not supposed to peek through the cracks, but of course you do, and of course you end up watching a hulking orc woman throat some poor half-elf like he’s a snack. Half the time you’re walking around, half the time you’re accidentally spying. Or “accidentally.”

There is this constant shift of who owns the scene. The MC is technically the protagonist, but the women run the show. A fox-woman in silk asks you to “help her out” behind a shrine and then casually presses your face between her thighs while she negotiates your payment with someone else like you’re a toy on the table. An arachne madam offers you work and by “work” she means putting you on your back while her girls use you as live demonstration stock for clients. The prostitution stuff isn’t framed as tragic; it’s more like the city’s default economy is sex, and your body is a currency with terrible exchange rates. One evening you try to just find a normal inn and somehow end up in a lactation parlor, sitting on a bench while a towering minotaur girl asks if you want “the gentle pumping or the training schedule” and you realize both of those sound like they’ll leave you walking weird.

What I like, and also kinda hate, is how they play with transformation. You think you’re just a horny tourist, then some alchemist offers “a small buff to help you last longer” and a few scenes later your tongue is longer, your sensitivity is dialed to eleven, and monster girls start casually using parts of you like sex tools. There’s one scene with a slime courtesan that messed me up a bit: she wraps around you, reshapes you, and for a moment you’re not totally sure where your own body ends. As someone who reads too many gender theory texts on JSTOR, it’s weirdly on point. Your body stops being this stable male thing and becomes negotiable. Context decides if you’re the client, the toy, the pet, or just the hole. The game never lectures about consent, but it absolutely floats in the gray area. If you’re looking for “wholesome femdom,” this is not that. The netorare angle sneaks in when you realize some of these women have partners off-screen and you’re just their dirty side quest, or you meet a guy clearly in love with his bunnygirl and she’s still working the docks, moaning for other men while he pretends not to see. The voyeurism gets mean there. You watch, and the game kind of side-eyes you for enjoying it, but then gives you another scene just like it.

The writing swings between really hot and kind of clumsy, like whoever made it had one hand on the keyboard and the other occupied. Dialogues can jump from poetic to straight-up “suck my dick, human” in two lines, which somehow fits the world better than smooth, polite erotica would. Body types are all over the place: soft bellies, huge thighs, too many eyes, fur, scales, dripping milk, sharp teeth around your cock while a tail wraps your throat. Sometimes it’s erotic, sometimes it just feels like you walked into the wrong tag on Pornhub and stayed anyway. There is one alley event with a tentacle pit that takes too long, by the way. You’re grabbed, teased, edged, milked, turned, repositioned again and again, and at some point I just wanted a “wrap it up, I get it, you’re gooey and thorough” button. Also the text box font looks like it was chosen in a hurry and now we’re all stuck with it. I kept wanting a tiny slider in the menu to adjust it. It never appears. And still I kept wandering around the city, half annoyed, half aroused, chasing that damn succubus through a world where everyone seems to know their place except you, the lost human who can’t stop getting used and kind of doesn’t want to stop anyway.

Kingdom is fucked, literally and politically. That’s the whole vibe here. You play this guy who helped screw over the old royal family, and now you’re stuck working for a smug skeleton overlord on the throne while the kingdom rots around you. Everything’s dirty: the streets, the deals, the sex, the morals. It feels like someone took classic fantasy, drowned it in porn, then dragged it through a dungeon full of bad decisions. One minute you’re talking strategy with a lich like it’s some board meeting from hell, next minute you’ve got some terrified noble girl on her knees, choking on your cock because that’s the only coin left she can pay with. The story keeps pretending you can be a decent guy, but the game knows you’re here to see princesses in chains, sorceresses tied up, and resistance fighters selling their bodies for information. There are scenes where you go from signing some political agreement, straight into tits squeezing around your shaft while the same woman spits insults at you. The jump is harsh and kind of hot. The whole thing is like a bad Tinder date that somehow turns into a threesome with a demon and a nun who lost her faith twenty hours ago.

Art-wise, it looks like an old fantasy porn comic got upgraded, but not too much. The girls have these big asses and soft-looking curves, but there is also blood, bruises, collars, spit, tears, the whole mess. Animations are simple, a bit stiff sometimes, yet when a chained princess is arching her back while you fuck her from behind and her crown is lying in the dirt, you honestly forget any flaws. Group scenes are absolute chaos in a good way. Bodies stacked, hands everywhere, someone’s tongue between thighs, another girl riding your face while you’re buried in someone else. There’s this one lesbian scene in a torture chamber where two girls are supposed to be comforting each other. It starts tender, turns into groping, then one of them ends up using the other just to get the guard’s attention so she can bargain. It’s sweet for about five seconds then gets cruel and transactional. That’s kind of the whole game: sex is never just sex. It’s power, currency, punishment. You literally sell people, rent them, break them, or save them just so you can fuck them later anyway. Sometimes the male protagonist tries to act noble, but it’s really funny when he’s saying he wants redemption while his cock is buried in some bound rebel whose hands are tied to an iron ring. And of course the lich’s right hand woman keeps showing up in these smug outfits that scream “step on me” and she absolutely will, with ropes, whips, and a smile that says she loves watching you fail. The princess in the cell? She’s not just a goal. She’s this mix of pride, filth, and secrets, and the game absolutely enjoys making you decide if you’re going to be her savior, her owner, or her worst mistake.

Rain, shitty fluorescent lights, and this supermarket that feels like it should close ten years ago, that’s where this thing starts. Not some heroic fantasy, just a tired guy wanting to go home and touch grass or at least touch his bed, and then this weird fog crawls in outside and everything goes sideways. Doors don’t open, phones start losing signal, people quickly stop acting nice. I liked how it doesn’t jump straight into sex. First you walk around, check aisles, talk to strangers who pretend to be normal. An office lady shaking a little but still trying to keep it together, some creep that talks too much, a “helpful” clerk who smiles too wide. You feel that pressure building like a storm in your chest, and then the game starts asking you those quiet nasty questions: what do you trade for safety, who do you sell out, who do you touch when no one can leave anyway.

Once the fear settles in, the corruption really starts to taste heavy. It’s not just monsters outside, it’s people rotting from inside, and your guy can lean into that very hard. One moment you’re comforting a scared girl in the storage room, the next moment your hand is on her thigh and the text is like “you could pull away, but why would you.” The scenes aren’t shy at all: sloppy oral in the staff toilet while someone bangs on the door, a handjob under the counter while alarms scream somewhere in the background, rough domination in that frozen-goods aisle where you always get cold feet in real life. I liked that some of the sex feels almost transactional and ugly, like prostitution without the money, just “I’ll protect you if you get on your knees.” There’s this one part where a character you were nice to before basically offers herself because the fear broke her, and it hits messy: hot and fucked up at same time. Animation is surprisingly expressive, too, small details in faces, that little flinch when you grab hair a bit too hard, cum shots that don’t just fade out politely but actually hit skin and clothes and stay there while they keep talking like it’s normal.

The horror isn’t background dressing either. Sometimes you’re mid-blowjob and there is this sound from outside, like something huge scratching the metal shutters, and you have this half-second choice: keep going or stop and check. And it’s funny how often “keep going” feels like the only sane thing. Violence pops in when people finally crack completely, and the game does this cruel thing where a guy you forced to watch you use his partner later tries to stab you. I kinda hated one detail where snack prices on the shelves are all over the place and my brain kept comparing them to my local Lidl, which pulled me out of the scene every time, but anyway. Data-brain me was watching my own choices like they are a chart: every time I picked the more dominant, cruel option, the story branches drifted darker, characters’ body language changed, their eyes more dead, the sex more desperate, more choking, less romance and more “shut up and open your mouth.” You can travel between sections of the supermarket, like a sad little open world of horror and horny, and it’s weird how quickly the storage room becomes your private fuck dungeon while the front entrance turns into a war zone. By the time the fog feels almost normal, your guy is either a dirty guardian devil or just a monster in human shape, and the game doesn’t really judge you, it just lets you keep pushing until there’s nothing left of “ordinary people” except sweat, cum, bruises and that sick little thrill of having power where the world outside turned to shit.

Lana arrives in this new city with a suitcase, a brain that works only when it wants to, and absolutely no clue what “normal job” means. She tries once or twice. Fails. Then reality kind of cracks open like a cheap sex toy and suddenly there’s this other world overlapping everything. One minute she’s talking to a shady recruiter in a smoke-smelling office, next minute she’s in some alley where the brick wall is bleeding purple light and an elf girl with ears longer than Lana’s attention span is offering “career advice” that sounds a lot like “let strangers watch you get railed for money.” The game treats this like it’s just another Tuesday, and honestly it grows on you. One reality has sleazy landlords, sex work offers, horny coworkers, and that weird guy in glasses who swears he only wants “research material.” The other reality has ogres with cocks like baseball bats, magic circles on the floor, and monsters who talk about creampies like it’s a handshake. Same vibe, different skin color. Half the time you’re not sure if you’re doing a quest or just wandering around looking for the next excuse to get Lana’s panties off, but it kind of works, because that’s exactly how she acts too.

What I liked is how her “highly intelligent dumb girl” thing actually shows up in scenes. She’ll argue about some complex magical formula, then two clicks later she’s agreeing to suck off a slime creature in a back room because the pay sounds “kinda fair.” There’s this voyeur scene where she tries to spy on a neighbor tapping an elf escort, and she’s supposed to keep quiet and hidden. Of course she leans too far, almost falls, and the choice you make there decides if she ends up forced to join in, getting her ass grabbed while she pretends she didn’t mean to be there, or if she runs away with wet thighs and no money. I got stuck for a while working in a brothel that doubles as a portal hub, so you can literally finish a blowjob for a human client, then walk through a shimmery door and suddenly you’re on your knees for a horned beast who wants anal and a magic seal on his balls. The game loves to throw you into these “you totally can say no, but look how juicy yes looks” situations. Some scenes feel almost too optional, like I accidentally skipped a monster gangbang because I went to the wrong street. Slightly annoyed, never fixed it, still thinking about it. The city map and the fantasy side don’t hold your hand, which sometimes is hot and sometimes just confusing, but it fits this whole messy vibe of a girl trying to build a life while getting pounded by everything from smug elves to big-titted human madams who grope her like she’s fresh meat. It’s crass, silly, unexpectedly funny when she misuses magic, and every time you think “ok that’s enough”, the game throws a new interracial alley scene or a job offer that clearly ends with Lana covered in cum and you click it anyway.

High School Hobby Harlots is basically that filthy side of those “idle mobile games” you pretend you don’t play at work, except here your main girl Amara is in a reform school where everyone is already halfway fucked in the head to begin with. You’re not some faceless dude; you’re this horny, sarcastic troublemaker who figures if she’s stuck in this place, she might as well squeeze every drop of fun, money and orgasm out of it. The game throws you into a routine pretty fast: mornings you’re trying to look cute enough that teachers and classmates keep underestimating you, afternoons you’re juggling dates and side hustles, nights you’re camming your ass on iFap or planning escort gigs on iFuq with whatever poor classmate you’ve corrupted enough. You keep staring at those bars like a data chart from Google Analytics: Fun creeping up, Energy falling into the red, Allure barely enough to pull a rich perv, Sexperience leaping after one wild threesome in the showers, Money fluctuating like crypto every time you decide “ok, yeah, I’ll let him fuck my throat for a bonus”. It actually tickles the analytics brain, which is stupid to admit about a porn game where your heroine spends half the time bent over a desk.

The nice thing is that it’s not just a static slideshow of tits. Stuff happens because you pissed away your stamina grinding cheap jobs instead of chasing that sugar daddy, or because you pushed your friend’s corruption too fast and suddenly she’s on camera ramming a bright pink toy into herself while you’re in the background half-dressed, pretending you’re just “technical support”. You’ll take a shy girl who blushes when she sees a dick gif, then ten scenes later she’s spread wide on your dorm bed, double-penetrated and asking you if the condom is “really needed” because she kind of wants to feel it raw. And yeah, pregnancy is not just empty flavor text, sometimes your risky anal-only plan fails because someone gets curious about vaginal and your stats start screaming. One run I was trying to keep Amara mostly lesbian, thinking I’d make this artsy all-girl corruption arc, and then a random interracial gangbang event fired from a side job and turned my clean chart into a mess of group sex, spit, cum on glasses, some exhibitionism “challenge” where you walk through campus with your skirt hitched up, and then a spanking detention where the teacher uses a paddle and you’re just sitting there like “yep, this is fine”. It calls itself kinetic but then hits you with sandbox loops and repeatable scenes that shuffle details, so the sex toys that show up during a dorm lesbian session later appear during a cheating scene with a married guy watching you on cam, or in a voyeur thing where you’re peeking at your own harem going at it without you. It’s funny enough that you actually read the jokes, horny enough that you forget there’s a plot, and then every now and then a little choice ruins your carefully built plan and you’re sitting there with your data brain going “ok but how did I end up running a swinging club in a chapel?”.