Oh god, this game.

The candy factory thing is just a front for absolute chaos. You're making chocolate, right, but the test guy has to sign a waiver about "massive penis implosion" before he even tastes it. I'm sitting there like... what did I put in this recipe. The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to genius. Big tits everywhere, obviously, because why would a chocolate shop have normal anatomy. The strapon scene caught me off guard, not gonna lie. One minute you're mixing ingredients, next minute she's got this thing and the power dynamic just flips completely. I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink.

The humor is the real star here. Like, actual jokes that land, not just "haha sex funny." The test guy's facial expressions during the oral scenes. Pure art. His eyes go wide like a cartoon character who just saw a ghost but the ghost is a dick. And the cumshot at the end, they really committed to the bit. It's not subtle. Nothing about this game is subtle. The chocolate theme just makes everything more ridiculous because you've got these sticky brown smears everywhere and everyone's pretending this is a normal workplace.

Wish there was more candy variety though. You've got chocolate and that's basically it. Where's the gummy worm scene. The lollipop potential is right there and they just ignored it. Whatever. The game knows exactly what it is, a deliberately janky mess that somehow works better than half the polished garbage out there. I played it on my phone during a boring Zoom call and had to turn my camera off because I couldn't stop grinning. The waiver thing at the start is still the funniest part. "In case of death or massive penis implosion" followed by a smiley face. That's the energy. That's the whole game right there.

The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, just click and the four of them are already tangled on some kind of bed that looks like it was drawn by someone who learned anatomy from hentai thumbnails. Which is fine. That's what I'm here for.

First thing you notice is the boobs. Big, soft, with that anime bounce that defies physics but who cares. One girl gets her tits massaged from behind while another is already between her legs, tongue working. The pussy licking is the main course here, and it's animated just enough to feel wet without being gross. You can switch between scenes with a click, no dialogue, no story, just four lesbian orgies running on loop or maybe you trigger them, hard to tell. I kept waiting for a button to change positions but it just cycles through the same fingering and strapon action.

The strapon part is where it gets real. One of them straps on a purple dildo and fucks the other from behind while a third girl rubs her clit. It's loud, moaning everywhere, and the sound design is just... there. Like they recorded two women saying "ah" and looped it. I don't know why I expected more.

There's a massage scene that's actually the best part. Slow, hands on breasts, then fingers sliding down. The fingering is detailed, you see the wetness, the spread. But then it cuts to another girl licking and I lost track of who was who. Not that it matters.

The art style is rough around the edges, some frames look like the artist gave up halfway. But the close-ups on pussy and tits are sharp enough. I'd say it's worth a look if you're into anime lesbian stuff and don't need a story. Just don't expect to remember any of their names. Or faces. Or why there's a fourth girl who only appears in one scene.

Right so Riley Ito, ex soldier, has a brother to support and her bank account is laughing at her. I've seen this setup in a dozen VNs but the way her desperation gets animated here, the slight tremor in her hands when she opens bills, that's some Unreal level attention to microexpressions. The game engine clearly flexes on those little moments. Then the offer comes, protect Professor Chen at a secret lab. Standard stuff but the first time you meet the professor she's adjusting a strap on under her lab coat and I just. I had to pause. The game adapts, it says, and it meant it because I never saw a single male love interest after my first three choices. It just quietly deleted that entire branch. Which is efficient but also kind of spooky, like the game is judging you.

The lab mission goes sideways fast. There's this one scene where Riley has to distract a guard and the options are like, flash your tits, give a handjob, or just knock him out. I picked the handjob because I'm not a complete degenerate and the animation was jerky, the wrist movement didn't sync with the sound. Took me right out. But then later there's a full lesbian scene with another operative where the oral sex animation is so smooth, the tongue physics, the way saliva strands break, I don't know how they got one so wrong and one so right. Maybe different animators. The defloration content with the male lead I never met apparently exists, the game just decided I wasn't into interracial or anal and ghosted those paths entirely. Which, fine, but what if I wanted to be surprised? The romance writing is actually sincere though, when Riley and the professor have their first kiss there's this long hesitation, a teasing back and forth that feels earned. Then immediately after you can choose to humiliate her in front of the staff for exhibitionism points. The tonal whiplash is real.

The footjob scene unlocked for me somehow, I think because I kept picking the sarcastic dialogue options, and it was in a broom closet. Riley's boots come off and the sound design there, the wet pop of toes, I had to close my other tabs. The game remembers everything, it says, but it forgot I already saw the creampie ending with the female love interest and then offered me a virginity loss flashback that contradicted the timeline. Humor is hit or miss, mostly miss, but the adventure segments where you're actually sneaking around the lab feel tense. I don't know why a visual novel needs this much animation budget but here we are. The strap on scene is hotter than anything in the heterosexual route I accidentally locked myself out of. I think. I'll never know.

I got stuck on the loading screen for like 20 seconds and thought my browser was dying, but then bam, there it is. Just a menu with a row of asses. No names, no lore, just pick one and go. The Skullgirls tag is doing some heavy lifting here because I recognized Fillia, but the art style is this weird bootleg approximation that somehow makes it hotter? Like finding a really good knockoff figure at a flea market. The textures are flat and the animations loop in that janky way where you can see the exact frame it resets. I don't know why that works for me but it does.

The whole thing is POV doggy style, and the touch controls are basically just a slider for speed. You drag up and down and the character bounces on your dick accordingly. There's a cum button that appears after you fill a little meter, and when you press it the screen gets this white filter that looks like someone spilled milk on the monitor. The futa option with the strapon caught me off guard because I picked what I thought was a girl and suddenly there's a dick slapping against her stomach. I wish there was a way to switch characters without going back to the menu because the load times are killing me. Also the sound is just one wet slapping noise on repeat and it desyncs if you change speed too fast.

The orgasm animation is where they clearly spent all their budget. The character's back arches and there's this actual fluid simulation for the creampie that drips down. For a browser game that looks like it was made in a weekend, that drip physics is weirdly impressive. I kept edging the meter just to watch it overflow again. The Skullgirls character has these little hair tentacles that clip through her own body the whole time, and honestly that jank is the best part. It's so unpolished it circles back around to feeling authentic, like someone's actual horny sketchbook rather than a product.

Sometimes a game just needs a horny ninja with a comically oversized chest and a glowing strap-on sword. That's it. That's the whole elevator pitch. Aiza's city gets invaded by these weird alien things and instead of, I don't know, calling the military or whatever, she just goes full Shinobi Girl on them. You run, you jump, you slash with this... thing. And when I say slash I mean the hit detection feels like it was programmed by someone who was, uh, distracted. Let's just say that.

The aliens, right. They're not here for diplomatic talks. If they grab you, it's over. And the game doesn't shy away from showing exactly what "over" means. There's this one specific enemy, a bigger grey bastard with too many tentacles, who always gets me on the third platform. Always. I've developed a personal grudge. The oral scene that follows is... detailed. Let's leave it at that. The whole thing runs on this janky Flash-era engine where the jump has a weird half-second delay that I'm convinced is intentional to make you fail. I hate it. I've restarted the second level maybe forty times.

The pixel art is basic but the animation loops for the fail states are surprisingly smooth. Someone had priorities. The strapon mechanic isn't just for show either, there's a power-up that makes it glow and do more damage but also the buzzing sound effect is straight out of a free sound library from 2007. I recognize it. Why do I recognize it. What am I doing with my life. Anyway the big tit physics during the run cycle are absurd to the point of being a parody of the genre, like two water balloons fighting for independence, and I can't stop laughing every time she does the double jump. It's not a good game. I'm still playing it. Don't look at me.

The cage puzzle is bullshit. Not the fun kind where you feel smart after, the kind where you click the same three hotspots for ten minutes while the blonde just stands there with her tits out. But then the brunette pulls out a strap and suddenly I'm a minimax strategist again, calculating every dialogue choice like it's a chess move in a love triangle where both queens want to fuck each other and you're just the guy holding the walkthrough.

The logic tags are doing heavy lifting. There's a sequence with a mirror and a keycard that made zero sense until I remembered I was supposed to be escaping, not just watching the lesbian tension build. Real models though. That's the hook. The brunette has this look when she's about to peg the blonde against the cage bars, like she's solving a math problem and the answer is always yes. The fight tag is misleading, it's more like aggressive foreplay with wrestling moves. No actual combat, just two women grinding while you solve a sliding tile puzzle that I swear was designed by someone who hates orgasms.

The erotic parts are good. Not great, but good. The strapon scene is the payoff and it delivers, though the camera angles feel like they were set by a guy who's never actually watched two women fuck. Too much focus on faces, not enough on the mechanics. But the sound design, holy shit. The wet noises are so over the top they loop back around to hot. Like someone recorded a jar of mayonnaise being stirred and pitched it up two octaves.

I don't know why I'm still playing. The escape mechanic is tedious, the logic puzzles are either trivial or impossible with no middle ground, and the whole thing feels like a tech demo for a better game. But every time I close the tab, I think about the brunette's smirk and I'm back, clicking the same goddamn lock for the fifth time.