The customization menu is like 3 sliders and a color picker that only works on their hair. Wow. Revolutionary. You can swap who’s on top, which is basically the whole gameplay loop. Nanni’s got that redhead fire, Hanni’s the other one, and they’re both rocking the St. Clare’s uniform in a classroom that’s just a desk and a chalkboard with no writing on it. The futa mechanics are... there. The strap just appears. No transition, no teasing buildup, just *boop*, suddenly Hanni’s packing. It’s so unpolished it’s almost charming, like someone learned Spine animation last week and immediately thought “time to make the twins bone.”

The cumshot physics deserve a whole paragraph. They don’t land on the character models. They just sort of... phase through and pool on an invisible floor three inches below the actual surface. I spent more time than I’m proud of trying to angle the camera so it would look like it hit Nanni’s uniform. The uniform that you can’t actually remove, by the way. Customization my ass. You can change the color of their skirts from blue to slightly darker blue. And the facial expressions loop like a broken GIF, this permanent half-lidded hentai stare that doesn’t change even when the animation loops that one squelching sound effect. It’s the same wet noise repeated every 2 seconds, no variation, just *shlick shlick shlick* like someone’s stirring mac and cheese.

If they ever drop a DLC, give me actual outfit toggles. Let me wreck that classroom. Knock over the chalkboard, scatter papers, leave evidence. And for fuck’s sake, fix the cum to actually stick to the twins instead of defying physics. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

The thing about this one is the waterbending cock isn't even the weirdest part. It's how Asami just walks in like she's delivering a package. No buildup, no tension, just "hey I invented a machine that's basically a strapon made of water, you wanna test it?" And Korra's like yeah sure, because apparently that's where we are now in their relationship. I spent way too long staring at the machine design, it's got these tubes and glowing bits that make zero sense but also I couldn't look away.

The training tag is doing some heavy lifting here because the whole setup is Korra was practicing her bending and then suddenly it's not about bending elements anymore. Unless you count the water dildo. Which I guess is technically waterbending adjacent. The foreplay tag is a lie though, the description literally says they skip all that because they've hooked up before. Which is efficient I suppose but also where's the romance, where's the buildup, I wanted at least a little tension before Asami just straps on her homemade hydro-powered invention.

The lesbian content is exactly what you'd expect from these two, they've got chemistry from the show and it translates here but in the most direct way possible. No subtlety. Asami takes charge immediately and Korra just goes with it, which feels right for their dynamic even if I wish there was more back and forth. The strapon mechanics are straightforward, it's a machine so it does what machines do, vibrating and thrusting without any input from the person wearing it which is both convenient and kind of impersonal. Like Asami's just the delivery system for her own invention. That's either hot or weird depending on your mood, I can't decide. The dildo itself being made of water is a nice touch for the avatar universe but also raises questions about temperature control that the game never addresses. Cold water would be a problem. Just saying.

Oh god, this game.

The candy factory thing is just a front for absolute chaos. You're making chocolate, right, but the test guy has to sign a waiver about "massive penis implosion" before he even tastes it. I'm sitting there like... what did I put in this recipe. The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to genius. Big tits everywhere, obviously, because why would a chocolate shop have normal anatomy. The strapon scene caught me off guard, not gonna lie. One minute you're mixing ingredients, next minute she's got this thing and the power dynamic just flips completely. I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink.

The humor is the real star here. Like, actual jokes that land, not just "haha sex funny." The test guy's facial expressions during the oral scenes. Pure art. His eyes go wide like a cartoon character who just saw a ghost but the ghost is a dick. And the cumshot at the end, they really committed to the bit. It's not subtle. Nothing about this game is subtle. The chocolate theme just makes everything more ridiculous because you've got these sticky brown smears everywhere and everyone's pretending this is a normal workplace.

Wish there was more candy variety though. You've got chocolate and that's basically it. Where's the gummy worm scene. The lollipop potential is right there and they just ignored it. Whatever. The game knows exactly what it is, a deliberately janky mess that somehow works better than half the polished garbage out there. I played it on my phone during a boring Zoom call and had to turn my camera off because I couldn't stop grinning. The waiver thing at the start is still the funniest part. "In case of death or massive penis implosion" followed by a smiley face. That's the energy. That's the whole game right there.

Fucking hell, remember those old LoL parody flashes? This one's not winning any awards for story or gameplay, I'll tell you that straight up. It's basically three short paths, pick your poison, do some stupid simple task like clicking the right spot or waiting for a bar to fill, and you get a sex scene. I started with the Ahri one first, obviously. The art is actually decent, I mean it's not gonna blow your mind but the tits are huge and the redhead thing works for her, strangely enough. Someone on a forum was arguing that the Katarina path is the best one but honestly they're all so quick it barely matters. What was I even saying? Right, the Ahri scene involves a strapon. Happy pride month, I guess. Genuinely got a laugh out of it, not gonna lie, the expression on her face is... something.

Speak of Katarina, I forgot what her task was already. Probably picking up a dagger? Sounds right. The lesbian between her and Ahri feels a bit forced, like they just needed to get two big names together, but the artist knows what people are here for. Big tits bouncing around with that classic Western flash artstyle where skin is shiny like plastic. Not complaining, mind you. It does the job if you've got five minutes and a dedicated browser that still runs old Flash or whatever engine this was cobbled on.

One weird thing, the third path with the redhead Ahri from the start? No wait, I'm mixing shit up. That's the only Ahri. See what I mean? There's no fucking variety in the designa. Wait. Wait, the strapon scene does this thing where the animation only loops a couple times before you have to click... something... to get them to switch positions? I spent way too long just watching the same loop thinking the game broke. Classic. Honestly, it's fine. It's a quick fap that doesn't pretend it's anything more. The backgrounds are absolutely dead, like a single gradient and a bush shape, but nobody cares about backgrounds. I do wish the strapon was rendered a bit more... detailed? It's just a bright color smear. But then the nipples have like 3 shades? Make it make sense.

My kid found this game. She's 13, I'm not stupid, I know she looks at things. But I was checking the browser history, not to spy, just... you know. And there it was. Some site with a name I won't repeat. This game loaded right up, no login, nothing. Just two girls in school uniforms in a classroom after hours.

The art is flat, like someone drew it on a napkin and scanned it. No shading. The animation loops are maybe four frames total. One girl is bent over a desk and the other has this bright purple plastic thing strapped on. The sounds are... wet. Repetitive. A squelch track that plays every two seconds regardless of what's happening on screen. It drove me up the wall after thirty seconds. There's a button to switch positions, I think, but it just kind of jumps to a different angle with the same loop. The licking part is somehow more graphic than the rest, and I've seen actual adult films that handled this with more subtlety. The tongues don't even line up right.

I sat there watching it for longer than I'd like to admit, not because it was good but because I couldn't figure out if there was more to it. There isn't. You click and things happen. That's the whole thing. The uniform skirts are so short they might as well not exist, which is a choice. A very specific choice that made me close the laptop and go make tea and stare at the wall. I wish the characters had names or any personality beyond the default moaning. Wouldn't that be something? Actual characters.

The "strapon" tag is accurate, I'll give them that. It's right there on the table at the start, glowing almost, like a power-up in a normal game. The whole thing feels like someone's first Flash project from 2006 that they forgot to delete. My daughter thinks I don't know about clearing history. She's wrong.

The whole thing looks like it was drawn on a napkin during a lunch break, and I mean that as a compliment. Pinoytoons has this specific energy where anatomy is more of a suggestion, and the linework has that slightly shaky, unpolished feel that somehow makes the filth hit harder. You got this dude, typical gamer setup, controller in hand, and then Dark Piccolo just... appears. Not the buff DBZ version, more like a skinny demon twink with a grin that says he knows exactly what you've been browsing incognito.

The setup is stupid simple. You're trying to play your game, and these two start going at it right next to you. The threesome tag isn't lying, but it's not some balanced triangle. Dark Piccolo is clearly running the show, and the strapon reveal caught me off guard even though I should've seen it coming. The way the scene escalates from them making out to him producing this massive silicone cock, the size of it is frankly ridiculous, like a big cock tag that went to the gym and skipped leg day. The anal dildo action that follows is animated with this jerky, almost frantic motion that loops in a way that's hypnotic if you're already three drinks in.

I spent way too long staring at the background. There's a poster on the wall that's just a blur of colors, and I'm convinced it's supposed to be something recognizable but the artist gave up halfway through. That's the charm though. It's not trying to be sakimichan levels of polish. The sound design, if you can call it that, is basically two moan tracks layered over each other with zero regard for sync. At one point Dark Piccolo's expression shifts into something that's supposed to be menacing but just looks like he remembered he left the stove on. The whole thing is a beautiful mess, and I wish there was a DLC where the gamer character actually puts down the controller. Missed opportunity.