This thing feels like someone mashed a horny furry VN with an old RPG they loved a bit too much, then said “ok but what if every fight could end with me getting railed instead of a game over.” You land on this continent full of huge guys with bigger asses than sense, all sorts of monsters and beastmen and weird in-betweens, and somehow every conversation is like one wrong sentence away from turning into porn. In a good way. Mostly. I play on mobile and it’s one of those games where you tell yourself “just one more quest” and suddenly you’re sitting there trying to position your thumb just right so you can still see the CG while you tap through the text. Firefox on Android handles it fine, in case you’re curious, but Kiwi browser lagged hard when the big battle scenes started throwing sprites around. Not gonna pretend that didn’t kill the mood one time when I was trying to screen-capture a perfect cumshot frame and the animation stuttered.

What I like most is how the game doesn’t hurry to put you in some god-chosen-hero box. You’re this outsider, yeah, but at the start you’re just some dude who keeps accidentally flirting with everyone. Then you get into your first proper turn based combat and suddenly the stakes are “do I actually try to win or do I let this horny plant-creature choke me out so I can see what kind of bad ending CG they stuck in here.” Lost on purpose to a wolf guy, not gonna lie, because the way the text was teasing “some foes might have their own idea of a reward” was too on the nose. The CG that popped up? Worth it. Big muscular furry body pinning you down, tail in your face, and the camera angle makes his ass look like it could smother you. I grabbed that frame, cropped it in Gallery, then shoved it into a dedicated folder in Simple Gallery Pro where I keep my “repeat fap” gifs. Still annoyed there’s no in-game gallery filter for who topped who though. You have to remember which quest line led to which guy and scroll like a caveman. No tag like “monsters that broke my back” or “sweet bois I accidentally dommed,” nothing.

The sandbox part is messy in the good kind of way. You wander, talk to someone, suddenly they dump a personal quest on you, and three hours later in real life you realize that one stupid choice you made with a drunk lizard dude changed what kind of scene you get with that smug knight furry in the next village. One time I went full nice guy with everyone, stacking CHA like a himbo, and yeah it opened some really tender gay scenes, cuddles, slow grinding, that stuff that makes you unexpectedly emotional with your dick still out. Next run I acted like an irresponsible brat, chased every monster who looked like he skipped leg day and glutes day in favor of ass day, and the tone was way rougher. Same character, different outcome, different CG. The game quietly remembers you said or did some shit ten quests ago, then later you’re bent over a rock getting pounded and the text throws a line like “this is what you wanted, isn’t it?” and you’re like… yeah ok, fair. I wish they would fix the tiny UI buttons during dungeon movement on phone, because trying to maneuver with on-screen arrows while your free hand is busy is, uh, not great, but they won’t and I already made peace with zooming in like an idiot. Still, when a boss monster knocks you out, drags your body somewhere dark and you wake up naked in a CG scene that goes from “oh no” to “wait, don’t stop” while you’re frantically spamming the screenshot button to catch the exact frame where he pulls your hair and your eyes roll back, you kinda forget about all that.

Thieves of Dingirra feels like somebody smashed a horny VN, a chill management game and a messy RPG party together, then left it on the table with a “do crimes, fuck everyone” note. You start as this sneaky bastard, the Master Thief, dropped into a city that already smells like sex and trouble, and your job is to turn a tiny gang of nobodies into the dirtiest, richest thieves guild in town. The city is split in quarters and you stare at the map thinking “ok, I’ll just send a couple idiots to pickpocket here” and suddenly you’re juggling turf wars, bribes, and who you want to bend over next. I had Chrome open with like 10 tabs, Discord pinging, Pornhub paused on another monitor, but my attention kept sliding back to “ok, one more heist, then I’ll go to sleep”. Lies, obviously.

The character creation is what hooked me too hard. You can go full male, full female, or play around with it, and the game actually reacts to what you are trying to be. I started as a cocky male thief and somehow ended up building a crew where half my lieutenants wanted to ride me, the other half wanted to rob me, and a few wanted both in the same night. You get flirty banter that slowly turns filthy: one moment you are discussing guard patrols, next moment a monster girl with horns and a tail is on her knees, tongue out, talking about “payment in kind”. The lesbian scenes caught me by surprise, in a good way. Two of the women in my guild had this slow burn thing going on, lots of snark and eye contact when I assigned missions, and when it finally blew up into a proper sex scene it was just them going down on each other in a dusty hideout, muffled moans so the guards outside don’t hear. It feels dirty in that very specific “we should not be doing this here” way. And the game is equal-opportunity filthy, you can go for guys too, get your cock sucked in some back alley deal, or slide into a more tender thing that actually has romance vibes instead of just “ok, next hole”.

The furry stuff is there, and it is not shy. The first time I took a contract from this local monster girl “fixer”, I thought it was just another contact on the map. Then I clicked through her scenes and she’s this smug cat-eared thief who steals your loot, then basically pushes you against a wall and starts grinding on your thigh while teasing you about being “too soft for Dingirra”. I picked a dialogue option that was supposed to be threatening and it just made her more turned on. Later, when the guild was big and I was trying to min-max my income per quarter, I had this stupid moment where I was staring at numbers and suddenly remembered “oh right, last time I met her she swallowed my cum in an alley and licked her paws clean like it was wine”. The game keeps mixing that: one second you’re tweaking risk levels on a job, next second you’re in a detailed blowjob scene, hearing how your partner tries to talk with your dick in their mouth. Vaginal stuff is just as graphic, with a lot of focus on how risky it is to be fucking in the middle of criminal operations. You’re banging a female thief on top of a desk piled with stolen letters, papers sticking to her sweaty back while she rides you, and she’s half laughing, half begging you to cum inside before the patrol makes its round. It’s hot and also stupid, which is kind of perfect for this setting.

At the same time the strategy side weirdly matters. You send squads on missions, adjust heat, build up control in each neighborhood, and the better you treat people, the more their personal stories open up. Some of those stories are pretty soft, almost like romance VN stuff, and then suddenly they go from “my tragic past” to “I want your tongue between my legs, right now”. I liked that, even if sometimes I just wanted to skip to the sex and the game made me read three extra lines about politics. One guy in my crew kept talking about family honor and I honestly don’t remember half of it, but I do remember the scene where he pushed me onto the bed after a successful raid, still half dressed in armor, and fucked me so hard the headboard hit the wall. There was this dumb little animation of text describing how his thrusts got rougher and I was sitting there thinking, yeah ok, this is better than whatever was on Netflix tonight. There is one UI sound that drives me crazy though, this click when you confirm some tasks, I hated it from the first minute and never got used to it, and I’m still annoyed about that and I don’t even know why. The city keeps opening up, different factions, different monsters and humans and in-between, and every time you think “ok, that’s enough kinks” the game quietly drops another option in your lap and asks if you’d like to suck it.

There’s something trashy-beautiful about how this game doesn’t even pretend to care about subtlety. The first time I saw the MC walk back into that sleepy monster-town, I laughed out loud - not because it’s funny, but because the art has this weird warmth, like the lines were drawn by someone who actually felt horny while drawing. Everyone’s eyes look too wet, and there's a kind of sticky gloss over the skin shading that almost makes you want to touch the screen. The music? I swear the menu theme sounds like it was made on one of those free phone apps people use when they can’t sleep. But then again, it fits: cheap melodies under raw desire. And it works better than it should.

I remember this one moment with the mom-character - or maybe aunt, I lost track - she’s leaning over the kitchen counter, tail twitching slow, voice low enough that you have to turn the volume up just to catch the breath between her words. Then bam, the handjob CG hits like a punch in the gut. It's not just erotic, it’s oddly *personal*, like watching someone else’s secret being filmed badly on purpose. The dialogue is clumsy, sure, but the timing of the moans and the shaky breathing clips make it feel real. The dev probably recorded them in a closet somewhere. I respect that. At the same time, some of the school scenes drag forever, especially the teasing stuff - too much text, too little payoff. Yet I still read every line because the writing accidentally slips into poetry when describing the character’s tail brushing against skin. No idea if that was meant to happen.

Weirdly enough, I kept thinking about how the corruption mechanics don’t make sense - the girls fall for you too fast, and somehow it works better that way. The story says it’s romance, but nah, it’s more like emotional vandalism dressed up as affection. Half the time I got bored, the other half I was grinning like an idiot. It reminds me of licking cheap candy: it melts ugly but tastes good anyway.

This thing starts like a horny soap opera where the camera forgot to cut and just keeps staring. You’re this awkward dude with some “mysterious problem” that the game keeps waving in your face but doesn’t really explain at first, and suddenly you’re working as a domestic helper in a house full of women who clearly never heard about personal boundaries. It acts like it’s about “love” and “blessings”, but in practice it’s about trying not to lose your mind when a stacked milf leans over you to “show you how to clean properly” and her tits are right there, animated and jiggling like they got their own physics degree. Scenes love that slow tease, where she pretends it’s normal to press that big ass against your crotch while she asks about your day. And obviously the guy just stands there, rock hard, pretending to be polite. Relatable in the worst way. I actually laughed when the first groping scene happens, because it’s half “no, I’m shy” and half “let me just keep my hand there for three full dialogue boxes”. The game thinks it’s subtle. It’s not.

The house setup is basically harem-by-accident, except it’s not an accident at all and everyone knows what’s going on but still keeps talking like this is normal employment. Each woman has her own style of teasing: one does the full-on mom energy with soft voice and huge tits pressing on your shoulder when she’s “worried about you”, another just walks around like her clothes are a suggestion and sits in ways that make you stare at her panties, and the third acts cold and annoyed until she suddenly starts grinding on your lap because she “needs some help relaxing”. The 2dcg has that mobile-friendly look, simple enough that it runs fine on my old phone, but they at least bothered to animate the good parts: hips slowly rolling when she rides you, nipples bouncing when she climbs on top, that little shiver in her ass when you grab it. Some of the looped animations are janky and keep restarting at weird times, like you’re stuck in a GIF, but honestly it kind of fits the vibe of a horny dude replaying the same memory in his head. Text boxes sometimes lag on Chrome for Android for no reason and it pisses me off more than it should, because you’re about to nut and instead you’re tapping the screen like a maniac. Still, the way they mix teasing and payoff is addictive as hell; you keep telling yourself you’ll just check one more event, then suddenly it’s another blowjob scene where she pretends she’s only “helping with your condition” while drool runs down her chin. The game talks about romance and marriage and “finding real love”, but every choice feels like a different flavor of being buried in milfs who want your cock, and honestly, that’s not a complaint. Or maybe it is. I’m not sure anymore.