The first time I booted this game, I thought it’d just be another lazy resort sim with some cheap fanservice. But then that first morning scene hit - sunlight leaking through the blinds, the air kind of heavy, and one of the staff leaning against the counter like they owned the place. The way they smirked while pretending to take your breakfast order? That’s when I realized it wasn’t trying to be subtle about anything. It’s messy in a way that feels intentional, like the devs knew players would pause just to stare at the little details: the half-buttoned shirt, the awkward silence before someone says something filthy but sweet. And maybe I’m projecting, but there’s a weird tenderness hiding beneath all the teasing. Not everyone will notice it, which makes it even better somehow.

I’ll admit, the sandbox part confused me at first. One minute you’re managing room upgrades, the next you’re being dragged into a “staff meeting” that turns into something else entirely. It’s funny how the game pretends to care about finances when all you really want is to see who breaks character first. The dialogue sometimes feels like it was written by someone drunk on their own fantasies - but that’s part of the charm. There’s this one event where you’re supposed to discipline an employee for slacking off, and instead it spirals into a slow, deliberate exchange that’s equal parts punishment and confession. I hated how long it took to trigger that scene, then immediately replayed it twice. The art’s inconsistent, sure, but when the lighting hits right during those late-night sequences, it’s almost too intimate. Like you shouldn’t be watching, but you can’t look away.

And yeah, maybe the pacing drags when you’re grinding for upgrades, but then again, the quiet moments between chaos feel like catching your breath after a kiss that went too far. It’s not perfect. It’s not even pretending to be. But it’s got that strange pulse - half-romance, half-bad-decision - that keeps looping in your head long after the screen fades black.

Alright, let me tell you about this High School DxD parody that's been floating around - formerly called "Gremory Live" which honestly sounds like some weird livestreaming service but whatever. This thing is basically what happens when someone takes the DxD universe and goes "you know what this needs? More explicit fucking." And boy do they deliver on that promise.

The game throws you into the shoes of some lucky bastard who gets to bang his way through practically every female character from the series. We're talking Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia - hell, even Venelana Gremory is in there which is... interesting choices were made. The anal scenes with Kalawarna hit different though, not gonna lie. Xenovia's route gets surprisingly kinky too, way beyond what you'd expect from her character. Actually scratch that, knowing Xenovia it makes perfect sense. Yasaka shows up looking absolutely stacked and ready to drain your soul through your dick. The variety is insane - you've got devils, angels, fallen angels, all ready to get their holes stuffed by the protagonist who somehow has the stamina of a fucking machine.

What really gets me is how they managed to get Mittelt in there acting all tsundere while getting railed. Like girl, we both know why you're here. Grayfia maintains that cold exterior right up until she's moaning like a bitch in heat. The Kuroka scenes are pure feline energy - scratching, biting, the whole nine yards. Momo gets some surprisingly tender moments before things get absolutely filthy. Even Irina shows up twice apparently because why the hell not. Gabriel being all innocent until she's not is chef's kiss territory. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue feels like it was translated by someone who learned English from hentai subtitles, but honestly that just adds to the charm. It's rough around the edges but when you're balls deep in Sona Sitri, technical polish becomes less important.

This one feels like some horny quiz night inside Kuoh Academy that got out of hand and nobody hit the pause button. You start as the usual pervy dude in a school uniform, brain full of dirty trivia about Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Rossweisse and the rest, and the whole thing plays like you’re hosting your own x‑rated game show in your head. “Question one, class: how long can you keep eye contact with Rias while she’s slowly jerking you under the desk?” Wrong answer? You still win. The story is just an excuse to hop from one girl to the next, like switching tabs on Pornhub. School corridors, club room, empty classroom, that one suspicious storage room where nobody ever stores anything, just cum. Every scene feels like some fan on Reddit said “what if this happened in High School DxD” and the dev just replied “ok” and drew it.

Animations are simple but they hit the dirty spots. Rias dropping to her knees, that lazy smile like she already knows your search history. Akeno playing the “oh, I’m so innocent” act for half a second and then going full sadistic priestess, sucking you off slow, then fast, then using her hand like she’s speedrunning a category on Twitch. Koneko’s scenes are shorter, more deadpan, like she’s annoyed you’re enjoying it this much but still stroking you anyway, her face barely changing while your character is losing his mind. The blowjob loops are the kind where you can just sit there, one hand on mouse, the other doing exactly what you think, and the rhythm doesn’t feel weird. It even has those tiny details, like lips glistening and spit strings when she pulls off the tip, which is such a small thing but suddenly you’re like “ok, someone knew what they were doing.” And then you notice Rias’s fingers clipping through your thigh in one animation and it annoys you way more than it should, and you keep staring at it instead of her tits, and now it’s stuck in your brain forever.

What’s funny is how unpolished the whole flow is, but in a good way, like a horny fanfic that never got edited. Dialogue jumps straight to the point: one second you’re “studying” in a normal school setting, next second you’re getting a handjob by a window like it’s totally part of the lesson plan. There’s no slow romance build, it’s more like: “Rias walks in. You get hard. She notices. Oral scene.” That’s it, that’s the script. Some lines sound like they were written by someone who studied English using nothing but Pornhub comments and Discord DMs, which honestly fits the vibe. The parody angle is obvious but also kinda off; sometimes Akeno talks more like Rias, Rossweisse randomly shows up with a vibe closer to a flustered substitute teacher from some other anime, and nobody cares, because at that moment she’s kneeling between your legs and stroking your shaft while pretending she’s just “helping a student relax.” I liked how the masturbation scenes are treated like mini intermissions, like “commercial break, jerk yourself with the girl on screen,” then back to more story that you’re half reading, half skipping, just hunting that next animated loop. In the end it feels less like a polished game and more like you accidentally clicked the filthiest High School DxD playlist on some shady streaming site and decided, yeah, I’m staying here.

Lily’s manor feels less like a “setting” and more like some horny group chat that accidentally turned into a religion. You’re this smug futa noble with a holy title slapped on top, walking around a house full of maids who have somehow decided your cock is basically divine scripture. It starts simple. You wander the halls, poke your nose into rooms you probably shouldn’t, talk shit, choose some dialogue, watch the girls react. One maid gets flustered when you tease her about praying for your “blessing” and two scenes later she’s on her knees giving that “blessing” the slowest, sloppiest oral in front of an altar like that’s totally normal. It’s half sex game, half “what if Catholic guilt but everyone actually likes it”.

The wild thing is how casual the corruption hits. First, you think: okay, cute nun outfit on this maid, standard stuff. Then you notice how the game keeps pushing that religious angle. Confessions that turn into handjobs. A “purity test” that is literally just Lily ordering a virgin maid to strip and bend over because “we must check for temptation.” There’s a nice little management loop hiding under all the lewd too. You assign maids to duties, pick who goes to the dungeon with you, who stays home, who you “reward” after a long day. Dungeon runs are just classic turn based fights, nothing fancy, but the context makes them funny. You’re beating up monster girls, then five minutes later you’re fucking them into your harem like it’s part of their onboarding process. One slime girl scene caught me off guard: she tries to drown Lily, combat ends, then the game calmly flips straight to Lily balls deep in her while we get that internal view, little animated pulse, and you just sit there like “yeah, that escalated fast.”

I kept telling myself I would focus on one girl, stay loyal, see her whole arc. That lasted until the older maid with the big ass and fake “I’m too mature for this” attitude walked in with a tray and Lily just ordered her to suck her off under the table during a serious talk about “faith.” The game loves that mix of silly and fucked up. There’s ***-ish stuff, some straight up harassment, and then it cracks a joke about house rules in the same scene. You’ll have a futa on futa titfuck against a stained glass backdrop like some kind of cursed church poster, then next room is a shy girl masturbating with a sex toy she “borrowed from storage” and trying not to get caught. Multiple protagonists pop in too, which is weird at first. Suddenly you’re not Lily, you’re one of the maids sneaking into Lily’s room to taste the “holy seed” while she sleeps, and the game just rolls with it. Group scenes get messy fast, creampies everywhere, nuns losing their faith between Lily’s legs, monster girls joining the dogpile, some lesbian side route that pretends Lily isn’t watching from the doorway. It’s all very animated in a way that makes you feel like the manor is alive and kind of sick in the head. My only real complaint is that one door near the chapel that makes the same annoying sound effect every time you click it, but I still kept coming back to it, hoping there was a scene hidden behind it where Lily corrupts the last stubborn virgin and crowns herself “Saint of Bad Decisions” or something.