First thing, this game feels like someone mashed together Pornhub search history and a political sim in Nutaku on a cracked tablet, and somehow it works way better than it should. You’re not the president, you’re the creep in the shadows tugging the strings while this poor bastard in the White House is basically your remote-controlled sex dispenser. One moment you’re forcing him to sign some “anti-drug” bill so your company can sell even stronger shit under the table, next moment you’re sending him to a “private negotiation” where he has to suck up to a foreign leader’s “secretary” who looks suspiciously like Tifa Lockhart with a bigger ass and that lazy ahegao smirk. There’s this scene where you blackmail him using a video where he gets milked by a domme that looks like a mix of Lady Dimitrescu and Lara Croft, towering over him in heels, slapping his face while he whimpers, and the game is like “approval rating down 5%” and I actually laughed because yeah, sounds American enough.

Touch controls on phone are super scuffed but in a hot way. You’re dragging dialogue options like “humiliate the president publicly” or “sell your own daughter to a lobbyist for influence” and it’s messed up, but the UI is light enough you can play with one hand on Chrome while pretending you’re checking Telegram. The scenes themselves use those 3dcg models with a lot of jiggle and shiny skin, and the camera really likes big tits and big asses. Sometimes you’re in an office corruption scene with some cyberpunk style escort that’s obviously a D.Va cosplay girl turned prostitute, sometimes it jumps hard into bestiality or tentacle stuff with no warning, like you’re in a normal blackmail route and suddenly the “experimental biotech partner” is tentacles teaching the president what “real diplomacy” is. My brain went wait, what, but my other brain already accepted it. There’s a really nasty incest subplot too, where you can push your “family protection” angle into full-on corruption, trading your own sister’s ass to a senator for votes, with a voiced line where she sobs and still moans a bit, and that hit a particular degeneracy button that Harem Hotel style games love. One thing that annoyed me: the game keeps teasing Judy Hopps and Cyberpunk 2077 style chrome hookers in ads inside the world, but doesn’t let you actually click into all of them yet, just little exhibitionism events where the president is forced to watch while you test new toys on some slave girl. Also they said no soundtrack, and yeah, it’s dead quiet, only voice and sex sounds, which weirdly makes the humiliation scenes feel more raw, like some leaked OnlyFans set, but my phone speaker clicking with every tap is still more immersion than I asked for.

I don’t know who came up with the idea to mash Makima, Zelda, and Tsunade into the same world, but whoever it was probably spilled beer on their keyboard halfway through writing the script - and that’s what makes *D20 Magic Dice* feel alive. It’s messy, horny, strangely sentimental at times, like watching late-night anime reruns after a breakup. You’re talking to this dice thing (yeah, an actual dice), and before you even realize it, it’s making your thoughts real. Not just the good ones. I rolled a 3 once and ended up in some half-lit tavern where Widowmaker was arm wrestling Rumi for no reason while Zelda flirted with the bartender. I think I lost track of the main plot two minutes in, but it didn’t matter. The game doesn’t care either, it just keeps throwing beautiful chaos in your lap, all soft skin and heavy breathing mixed with dumb jokes about mana points.

What I liked most is how it doesn’t pretend to be clever. The dialogue’s sometimes broken, and the pacing jumps like old VHS tape - one second you’re teasing Ada Wong, next second Tsunade’s lecturing you about responsibility while sitting on your lap. There’s some strange comfort in that inconsistency. I did wish there were more sound options though; moans hit too loud compared to everything else, made me lower volume quick before neighbors got curious. And yet, when Makima whispers in that weirdly calm tone, you kinda forgive every bug. Maybe nostalgia blinds me - I grew up on janky flash hentai crossovers, and this feels like one resurrected from 2009. The dice mechanic almost feels secondary to the conversations, which twist between sincere and absurd so fast it makes you laugh mid-erection.

Sometimes I forget which universe I’m even in - Naruto? Overwatch? Who cares. The worlds blur, the clothes vanish, and someone says something about destiny while you’re trying not to roll another damn six. Three words? Chaotic, filthy, affectionate. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Inside the eerie walls of a sinister facility, Ada Wong prowls, hunting for any sign of escape. Every corner turned thickens the suspense, her senses on high alert amid the creeping horror. Her path to freedom hinges on gathering three critical access cards hidden throughout the ground floor.

You'll need to master a limited set of movements to guide Ada through this perilous quest. Interacting with the environment requires clicking labeled prompts that trigger Ada's actions. Keeping track of your limited moves is key - miss a beat, and the path out might vanish.

The dark corridors of the laboratory echo with whispers of horror, waiting for Ada to uncover what’s hidden. Every card collected inches Ada nearer to the blasted exit, but the shadows watch your every move. Haunted by the unknown, your control over Ada demands patience and nerve.

For those drawn to the dark allure of big boobs, hentai, and dangerous adventures, guiding Ada through this nightmare is a daring challenge. Can you outsmart the dangers and piece together the puzzle needed to break free? Your decisions carve the path forward - only with your cunning can Ada survive and escape unscathed.

Ada in chains hits different here. This thing throws her straight into a filthy underground prison, stripped out of all that “cool spy lady” aura and turned into a lab rat with a pretty face and a sharp tongue that doesn’t help her at all. You open it in browser, see this cheap-looking menu, and you think “ok, this is some half-baked fetish trash,” and then five minutes later you’re staring at the screen like an idiot because the dev actually gets how humiliation should feel. It’s not just “haha, she naked now,” it’s Ada trying to keep her pride while some masked freak pulls her hair back and shows her reflection, forces her to look at herself while he uses her. That one CG where she’s cuffed behind the back, on her knees in the cell, mascara slightly ruined, eyes wet but still pissed? That stayed with me longer than I expected. For a “teaser” it already hits harder than a lot of “finished” stuff on Nutaku or F95, which makes no sense and also perfect sense.

The pacing feels like a fucked up tasting menu in a cheap BDSM restaurant. You don’t get full meal, you just get mean little bites. Short scene, hard cut, no big build-up, no romance bullshit. You get Ada dragged in, collar locked, quick medical talk about “experiments,” and before your brain catches up she’s bent over cold metal with a gloved hand on her neck and rough penetration that clearly isn’t about her pleasure. It’s almost clinical, which actually makes it hotter if you’re into that broken toy vibe. Then suddenly the scene ends and you sit there like “wait, that’s it?” I hated that. I also liked that. There is this weird tension because you feel there is more depravity coming, more restraints, more fucked up positions, but the content stops just before it turns into pure torture porn. Except it already kind of is. I opened another tab with Pornhub just to compare some RE4 Ada cosplays and they all felt way too soft after this, like TikTok roleplay compared to what this game’s prison does to her.

What surprised me most is how “respectful” it is to source while absolutely not respecting her as a person. It feels like the dev actually played Resident Evil 4 instead of just googling fanart. Ada here still has that “I know I’m better than you” attitude in her face, even while being slapped, gagged and used like property. Her lines, when she gets them, are short and sharp, not some cringe horny fanfic stuff. There’s one little moment I keep thinking about: she’s forced to kneel in front of the guard, he grabs her by the chin, and she actually tries to spit in his face, fails, and he just laughs and pushes himself into her mouth anyway. The animation on the gag reflex is almost too real, her eyes roll up for a second, and you feel that mix of disgust and arousal that is hard to get right. I kinda wish the game was longer already, with all the promised characters and heavier shibari scenes, but at the same time I like that it feels like being left locked in the cell with her, waiting for the next “experiment” that isn’t here yet and might never be. Maybe that’s the real kink. Or maybe I’m just coping. Whatever. It got my attention way more than it deserves and I’ll still complain that the collar sound effect is slightly off and nobody but me cares.