This thing starts with zero buildup and honestly I respect that. One second you’re just some regular dude killing time, next second there’s this smug little dark elf in your room acting like she owns the place and also your dick. It feels like someone mashed together a comfy slice‑of‑life anime and the kind of horny daydream you get in the shower, then went “yeah, that’s enough plot” and hit export. The whole story just rolls forward without choices, so you’re strapped to the chair watching this one long, escalating tease where she keeps flipping between soft caretaker and bratty succubus energy. She pampers you, sure, but it isn’t just “here’s a blowjob now”. It’s the way she wipes your sweat while calling you a pervert, the way she presses too close when she “fixes” your clothes, the way she sits on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world and your brain is screaming that this is absolutely not normal.

The best bit is how casual the comedy is. She slaps your ego around, calls you out when you try to act cool, cracks dumb jokes about your stamina, and you still end up hard as a rock because every insult is paired with a new view of her tits or that tight little ass. One moment she’s feeding you like some fantasy maid, next she leans in, whispers filthy stuff that would get your phone banned from the living room, then pretends she didn’t say anything. It’s got that Ren’Py “click, read, click, horny” rhythm, but smoother than I expected, like the writer actually knows how horny people think when they’re bored and lonely. There’s this massage scene where she gets behind you, breathes in your ear, kneads your shoulders, then slowly works her hands lower and lower, and you feel the shift from “aw this is sweet” to “oh fuck she’s really going for it” in a couple of lines. Then she tosses in some supernatural talk like it’s totally fine that some otherworldly elf is milking you dry in your own bed. The romance part sneaks up on you too. You start laughing at her stupid jokes, then suddenly you care when she acts a bit shy, then she’s riding you and you’re like, yeah okay, maybe I’d sell my soul for this too. The only thing that annoyed me is there’s this one sound effect that repeats when she moves on the sheets and once I heard it, I could not unhear it, it’s like a wet squeak that lives in my brain now and I’m slightly mad about it, but also I went back to replay that scene on my phone in the bathroom like an idiot, so whatever.

Game feels like opening your browser, thinking “ok just a quick fap” and then suddenly you’re emotionally invested in some tiny awkward moment that wasn’t even meant to be hot. It starts super plain: you’re tired of all your dead fish relationships, that bored, numb vibe where sex is just clicking the same button. Then Daisy shows up next door, and the game kind of slow-burns your brain without asking permission. It’s all in first person, so it legit feels like she’s talking to you, not at you. She’s got that soft, slightly clumsy energy, but then she says one dirty thing and you’re like… ok hold up, where did that come from, miss “I’m just your cute neighbour”. It’s short, yeah, but it hits that sweet spot between “I want to fuck her” and “I kinda want to ask how her day was on Discord later”.

What slapped me the hardest was how normal the start is. You’re not thrown into some harem on steroids. It’s just you, tiny apartment feeling, your shit relationships in the background like blur noise, then little things with Daisy. Her laughing too hard at a joke that wasn’t funny. That weird silence in the corridor where you can feel both of you thinking about the same thing but nobody says it. Then the game leans into the romance and the horny at the same time, and it gets filthy in this almost casual way. There’s a scene where she comes over “just to hang out”, and the way the dialogue slowly crosses from safe to “tell me what you’d do to me” is way more intense than some giant porn RPG grind. You’re clicking choices like “Do I say the sweet thing or the nasty thing” and either way she reacts in a way that makes you feel like a degenerate and also lowkey seen. I loved that. I also hated the tiny text box on one of the scenes for no reason at all and it annoyed me for like ten minutes straight and then I forgot because she started talking about how wet she is.

The erotic stuff is straight-up horny, no fake innocence. She teases, she admits she’s been thinking about you, there’s kissing that actually feels earned instead of “press X to tongue”, and then she drops a line about wanting to feel you inside her and I swear my brain lagged like old Pornhub on hotel wifi. There’s this moment where she looks shy in the text, but what she’s suggesting is absolutely not shy. That contrast is wild. It’s not some big choice-heavy epic, but when she asks if you’ve really given up on love or just settled for shitty sex, it hits harder than it has any right to for a browser game you probably found while half scrolling on your phone between Reddit and Telegram. The pacing is weirdly good and also kind of rushed. You go from “hi neighbour” to “I wanna taste you” pretty fast, but the way her personality shifts from soft romance into “I want to ride you until you forget your own name” makes it feel natural enough that your pants are already off before you even realize the story isn’t that deep. Then again, I’m saying that like I didn’t reload one scene three times just to pick different lines and see how flustered she gets when you stop pretending you’re a gentleman.

You know that feeling when a “romance” game pretends you’re some clueless virgin highschool kid again? This is not that. Here you’re a grown-ass guy who actually worked a real job, has some skills, and just wants to stop jerking off to the same three tabs in Chrome. You packed up, left your old life, landed in a new country, and now your “fresh start” somehow keeps circling back to one thing: mature women who look like they walked out of a horny architect’s sketchbook. The game leans into that hard. Every scene is built around you slowly slipping from casual chats into dirty confessions, from polite coffee to “she’s pressing her big tits against your arm and pretending it’s accidental” territory. It’s a visual novel, so you’re mostly reading and picking choices, but it feels more like you’re texting someone on WhatsApp you really shouldn’t be flirting with. Except here, you’re supposed to.

Valeria is the first hook, and she’s very much drawn like the kind of woman you’d zoom in on while pretending you’re just admiring the “art style”. Older, confident, that curve-heavy body that makes you wonder how her back isn’t killing her every day. She shows up in your life when you decide maybe it’s time to stop being alone, and from there the story stops pretending it’s pure romance. Conversations with her switch from soft and sweet to full-on horny so fast it’s almost funny. One moment she worries about your new life, the next she’s hinting that you should “come over and help her with something at night” and you both know she doesn’t mean fixing a door. The writing doesn’t always hit perfect English, some lines read a bit stiff, but honestly that makes the dirty talk feel more raw. When she drops a blunt line about how long it’s been since she had a real cock inside her, it lands. You’re not stuck in endless build up, but it doesn’t turn into brainless porn either. You get to tease, push, back off, and sometimes your “romantic” choice turns out even filthier than the direct one.

The pixel art hits a weird sweet spot. It’s simple, not ultra detailed, but the shapes are very clear about what the game cares about: soft thighs, big breasts, hips that take half the screen when she leans forward. The sex scenes don’t drown you in a million positions, but when Valeria climbs on top, or when a “friendly” hug lasts way too long and her nipples are obviously hard under that tight top, it’s more about how the scene built up than some crazy animation. You click through, you linger on expressions, on that moment when her face goes from “I shouldn’t” to “fuck it, I need this”. The choices you make can turn a quiet evening into a messy, sweaty fuck on the sofa where she tries to keep her voice down and fails. It already feels like the kind of game where every new woman you meet is going to be another flavor of trouble with a nice, heavy chest attached, and the story is just an excuse to keep putting you in front of milfs who are lonely, horny, and way too into you for their own good.

Degenerate University feels like someone took every horny Discord server joke about college and just said “ok, but what if that was literally the plot.” You’re dropped into this campus where everyone is way too hot and way too willing, and the whole thing kind of runs on this quiet rule that every problem can be solved if somebody gets bent over something. It’s a Ren’Py visual novel, so you’re reading a lot, clicking through dialogue, picking choices, but the real hook is how fast it goes from “hey, we’re classmates” to “ok, whose throat is getting used first.” One minute you’re trying to remember people’s names, next minute you’re staring at a futa RA pressing some shy dude into the bed and telling him he’ll only pass if he keeps his ass relaxed. It never really pretends to be classy. This game loves traps and futas like it’s their final semester before the world ends. Everywhere you go, there’s some smug girl with a cock, or a “boy” who definitely has something extra hidden under that skirt, and the script just leans into it, no slow burn, no fade to black, just “oh, you’re curious? good, open wide.”

The nice thing is that it doesn’t treat futa or traps like a side joke, they’re basically the main social class of the campus, and you’re kind of just tossed in the middle as everyone decides where to put you. There are scenes where you’re the one doing the fucking, really going in, feeling like this big top energy, pinning a futa down and pounding her pussy while she grips the sheets and groans that she’s supposed to be in charge. Then the game turns around in the next route and makes you kneel while the same girl laughs and slides her cock into your mouth, nice and slow, tells you to look up at her while you try not to choke. The switches between futa on male, male on futa, futa on female, futa on futa, it doesn’t try to be “fair,” it just chases whatever pervy setup fits the character. Some of the best scenes are actually pretty small, like getting dragged to a study group and realizing “study group” means getting your ass shared between two traps who bet on how many times they can make you cum before you pass out. Or that one anal scene in the locker room where you think you’re hooking up with a normal girl, and then you feel something hard pressing at your back door and the dialogue just casually drops that she’s been hiding a cock the whole semester. I liked that the game doesn’t always ask for permission in a traditional way, it’s more like “you’re already here, you already said yes by walking through the door,” which is hot and also kind of terrible in the best hentai logic way.

There’s this weird thing where some routes pretend you have any power at all, like you’re flirting, getting them on their knees, fucking their mouth, slapping their face a little, making them beg for your cum, and you think “ok, I’m built different, I’m the predator here.” Then two scenes later a completely different futa just grabs you by the collar, pushes you against a vending machine, and stuffs your ass full while you claw at the metal and try not to scream loud enough for the whole dorm to hear. I swear I spent half the game thinking “yeah, I’m in control, I choose the path,” and the other half getting bullied by girls with cocks who treat me like campus property. The oral scenes stand out too, especially when they do that thing where the character talks while they’re buried in your throat, like mocking you for gagging, telling you to breathe through your nose or they’ll keep your head down longer. If you’re into femdom, the professors are the real monsters here, they don’t even pretend you’re equal. There’s a futa teacher who tells you flat out that passing the course means taking her cock in both holes in the same night, and if you mess up she’ll invite a friend. And I’m still mildly annoyed at how tiny the text font got in one of the longer sex scenes, I had to lean in way too close to my monitor and it made the whole thing oddly intimate in a stupid way, like I was spying. Anyway, the game moves between vaginal, anal, and oral like it’s changing tracks on Spotify, barely slowing down, and half the fun is that you never know if the next “innocent” character is going to end up under you or balls-deep inside you. It’s messy, horny, sometimes really dumb, and the campus rules might as well just be written in cum stains on the dorm walls.