Power, tits and dragons, in that order. Whores of Thrones takes the whole Seven Kingdoms mess and asks a very simple question: what if everyone stopped pretending they have honor and just started fucking for it instead. You’re dropped into this twisted court drama where every “deal” is half politics, half who is on their knees, and it leans hard into that. One scene you’re whispering dirty orders in a candlelit sept, next scene you’re watching a proud knight get milked by a monster he tried to stab. The story does that slow corruption thing: characters start with some fake moral line, then a bit of blackmail here, a “do this or I ruin your house” there, and suddenly they are naked in public, on their knees, kissing boots, begging for more. It doesn’t rush it, which I kinda loved and also kinda hated when I wanted to just go straight to hardcore. Sometimes you’ll pick a choice and think “ok soft scene now” and the game responds with anal, a collar, and a smug priest watching. Not complaining, just surprised. Often.

Fan service is insane. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys, Cersei, all twisted versions of themselves, each pushed into their own flavor of kink. There is this one path where your male character gets to break the noble “ice princess” step by step, starting with just making her show her feet, then kissing them, then using them on your cock like it’s nothing, until she goes from disgusted to needy. Long scene, very slow, and honestly the footjob animation and expressions are way better than they should be for a porn parody. Then you flip to another route and you’re playing a girl instead, suddenly on the other side of the leash, teasing another woman, riding her face and using toys on her while you promise to protect her family if she just obeys. Lesbian stuff hits different here, because they make it half affection, half “I own you now”. You can feel the writers grinning when they script a holy woman forced into exhibitionism in front of her own followers, or when a dragon queen ends up bent over a balcony, pretending she cares about the city while you’re just pounding her and talking about who she has to marry next. There’s vanilla pussy grinding right next to anal punishment, incest whispers in the background mixed with religious guilt, some brutal female domination scenes, gay side paths that go from awkward to “oh shit this is rough” in two clicks. It goes from funny parody to “damn, that’s filthy” really fast. And yeah, you can play it on your phone, which is a blessing until you realize you just opened a scene with a chained noble girl licking a boot and a dildo in the middle of your train ride, and now you can’t look anyone in the eye.

Halima in this game feels uncomfortably real and also totally porn brain fantasy at same time. She is 24, still stuck in small place with her mom and stepdad, broke as hell, trying to get her own life going. On paper you think “ok, typical story,” but the way they push her from kinda innocent to straight up corrupted slut is both hot and kind of dirty in a guilty way. I mean, I came here for quick fap on my phone while hiding in bathroom, and then I’m reading dialog about rent, shitty jobs and her checking her bank app like I do. Then suddenly she is on her knees, mouth full, and you forgot she was complaining about electricity bill two clicks before. The game keeps this point and click style where you tap around the house, the job places, random locations, talk with people, choose answers, and slowly you see her going from “I would never do this” to “ok maybe just this once for money” to “fuck it, I like it.” Not very subtle, but it works.

The sex is not shy at all. They do everything: straight stuff, anal, sucking, big creampies, some trans content thrown in that felt more natural than I expected, not just fetish prop. I actually liked that, then later thought maybe they go too far and use everybody as walking sex dispenser. Her ass and tits are huge, of course, because realism ended at the bank account. Some scenes are nicely animated, not just stiff sliding. I remember one moment where she is in her room, checking messages about some “job offer,” you click too fast like idiot, suddenly she is bent over a cheap office table, skirt up, guy just ramming her while the camera angle really focuses on her butt. I laughed because the “choice” was basically fake, the game clearly wants you to drag her into worse and worse stuff no matter what you try. There was this option where I picked the “shy” reply hoping maybe she stays a bit more reserved, and five clicks later she has cum dripping out of her and talks about how warm it feels. Corruption speedrun.

As a parent I look at this and think, if my kid was playing this on his phone on the bus, I would probably throw the phone out of the window. You can hide it in task switcher in like half second, so yes, it is perfect mobile disaster. The dating sim part pretends to be romantic, but usually it leads straight to something wet on the bedsheets or on her face. I kind of wish there was at least one route where she just says no and focuses on fixing her life without turning into sex addict, but let’s be honest, this game was never going to do that and the dev probably laughs at the idea. Also the text sometimes feels like it was written by someone who learned English from porn subtitles, which is funny since my English also not native, and still I was like “who talks like that?” In a good way, and not good way. Anyway, you tap, you talk, you undress, you watch her morals slide down like a greasy pole. Dare to play it on public transport with brightness on max.

The outfit choices in this coffee shop visual novel are honestly pretty basic - Phil/Hazel rocks the standard barista apron look throughout most scenes, which feels like a missed opportunity when you're dealing with someone who's clearly meant to be your typical feminine trap character. The whole aesthetic screams "indie coffee culture meets yaoi manga" but the costume design doesn't really commit to either vibe fully.

What caught me off guard was how the game handles the gender reveal mechanics. You're flirting with this cute barista thinking you're in for some straightforward romance, then boom - surprise package under that apron. The animated sequences when things get heated are surprisingly well done for something this rough around the edges. There's actual effort put into the anal scenes, and the oral animations don't look like someone's head is just bobbing up and down like a dashboard ornament. Phil's expressions during the more intense moments actually sell the whole "innocent barista discovers their kinky side" transformation pretty convincingly. The creampie scenes get properly messy too, which I appreciate - none of that clean, sanitized porn game nonsense.

But here's where it gets weird - the romance elements feel completely disconnected from the sexual content. One minute you're having this sweet conversation about coffee preferences and life goals, the next you're balls deep in what's essentially a trap doujin come to life. The mobile interface makes navigating between choices clunky as hell, especially during the teasing sequences where timing actually matters. The cosplay elements they throw in later feel random too, like someone just remembered they had that tag to fulfill. Still, there's something oddly charming about how unpolished it all is. Phil's character development from shy coffee shop worker to eager bottom happens way too fast to be believable, but the masturbation scenes where they're thinking about you hit different when the writing actually tries.

It starts with a weird kind of quiet, like you’re waiting for someone to say something they shouldn’t. The first scene pulls you in because it doesn’t even try to be shocking - it just *is*. Anna’s voice has this tone that sits between teasing and sincere, like she’s half‑ashamed of wanting to talk about what she wants. And then you realize, the game isn’t really about her leaving for Italy; it’s about how much you can stand watching her become someone else. There’s a moment where she sends you a photo - nothing too wild - and yet it feels heavier than the later scenes where everyone’s naked. I think that’s the trick: it makes you feel complicit before you even click the next line.

The humor sneaks in when you least expect it. There’s a bit where one of the side characters, can’t even remember his name now, tries to give “advice” about open relationships using a sandwich metaphor that’s absolutely terrible but somehow right. The writing jumps from filthy to tender so fast you almost get whiplash. Sometimes it feels mean on purpose, especially when Shego shows up - yeah, they went full parody there - and suddenly the tone flips again, all green eyes and cruel smirks, leather snapping against skin like punctuation. The game keeps forgetting it’s supposed to be sexy and then accidentally becomes it. One minute you’re laughing, next minute someone’s wrists are tied and you’ve forgotten why you were amused.

I’ll admit, I got weirdly obsessed with the sound design. The moans don’t loop cleanly; they stutter, slightly off‑tempo, and that imperfection makes it more real. There’s a scene with a mirror - voyeur stuff, sure - but what caught me is how the reflection lags a frame behind. Maybe intentional, maybe not. Doesn’t matter. It messes with your head. The pacing’s uneven, some transitions abrupt, but that chaos fits the story. If I could change one thing, I wouldn’t. Or maybe I would, but only to make it worse. Hard to tell anymore.

Aisling is the kind of tiny horny troublemaker that would absolutely ruin any “serious” fantasy story, and thank god for that. She’s a bored little pixie girl stuck in the most cliché magical forest ever, and instead of hunting goblins or saving kingdoms she’s basically spying on her hot freaky neighbor. You’re not choosing paths or pretending you’re a tactical genius here, this feels more like getting dragged along inside her head while she discovers that her body wants things way more intense than glitter and flowers. The whole thing plays out like one long, dirty peeping-session that slowly turns into “okay, I want that inside me right now” and then keeps going past the point where a normal porn comic would fade out. Since it’s kinetic, there’s no pretending you’re in control. You just watch and read and let it happen, like one of those nights where you promise yourself you’ll only open one Pornhub tab and then suddenly… yeah.

The first fun moment for me was when Aisling realizes Dink is not just “another fae” but a stacked futa bomb with a cock that looks way too heavy for that small body. Aisling is all curious and shy at the same time, playing with herself while she hides and stares, her wings twitching, thighs rubbing, asking herself what that thick thing would feel like against her tongue. The game doesn’t hurry. There’s this slow build where she keeps sneaking glances, squeezing her own tits, dripping on her own fingers, until she basically can’t handle it and decides she wants to taste. The camera loves close-ups: lips around shaft, tongue sliding along veins, drool strings, her cheeks puffing as she tries to take more. It’s very “pixie worships cock” energy. When it moves on from mouth to pussy and ass, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic. You see her tiny body getting stretched, wings fluttering, her belly bulging a bit when Dink pushes deep, and the animations keep looping just long enough that you start noticing little details like how her toes curl every time she gets pounded a bit harder. Sometimes it cuts away so you’re just watching from the side like a creepy voyeur hiding behind a mushroom, which honestly fits the whole fairy-pervert vibe too well.

What threw me off a bit, the pacing can be weird. You get these long bits of internal monologue where she’s rambling about how wrong and exciting it is, then suddenly there’s cum in her mouth or all over her tiny tits and you’re like “oh, we jumped ahead, ok.” I wanted one more lazy aftercare moment, but this world clearly runs on nonstop horny logic instead of cuddle time. Not complaining, just mildly salty. Also I still don’t like how one of the buttons is slightly off-center in the UI and I kept staring at it instead of the blowjob for a second, and now it lives rent free in my brain. But when Aisling starts squirting all over Dink’s thighs while she’s being fucked from behind, wings shivering, ass pushed up, that annoyance kind of melts away, because the timing on her moans lines up with the thrusts in a way that feels way too real. Treat it like a dirty little animated storybook: phone in one hand, the other hand busy, headphones on, scroll at your own pace, and when a scene hits the right spot, linger on it, replay a loop, let it do its job.

This thing starts like a trashy cruise commercial that someone spilled porn all over, then forgot to clean up, then decided to keep it that way because actually, yeah, that’s better. You’re this guy on a Mediterranean cruise with your “family” and a crowd of random passengers, and in about five clicks it stops feeling like a holiday and turns into a slow moral car crash. Not because of the sex itself, but because of how normal everyone pretends it is to stare too long at your mom’s tits by the pool, or notice how your “sister” bends over in that tiny skirt, and nobody talks about it. They just blush, look away, then keep doing worse stuff. It feels less like a fantasy and more like watching a group therapy session that went horribly off track and somehow added anal, which I honestly respect in a weird way.

The game is pretty blunt about bodies. Big tits everywhere, like the dev had a quota and hit it with enthusiasm. There is this one scene where you sneak into a cabin at night and you can tell the guy knows exactly what “sleep sex” is supposed to be for the player: maximum control, minimum resistance, maximum guilt if you have two brain cells to rub together. I actually paused and sat there with a cup of coffee, thinking “ok, if consent is the basic moral floor, this scene is like drilling a hole under it and climbing through.” And yet I still clicked through it, because this is porn and my moral purity is already dead on page one of Pornhub. That tension is all over the game. You humiliate women, you spank them until their ass is red, you shove a dick between those massive boobs, and in the same moment, part of you thinks “wow, this is hot” and another part mutters “this would be a crime report IRL.” The writing is not deep, but it does not hide what it is doing, and that honesty is almost more disturbing than if it tried to justify things with some dumb magical mind control excuse.

The incest part is the real philosophical mess, obviously. It is not subtle. You get teases, “accidental” groping, mom in a swimsuit that belongs on Instagram thirst posts, group scenes where family limits start melting after too much sun and too much rubbing lotion. When the game finally moves from suggestion to full on vaginal and anal with people you’re absolutely not supposed to fuck, it does it like it was always going there and you were just being slow to admit it. Interracial stuff pops up too, not as some noble celebration of diversity, just as another excuse to throw more bodies into group sex and watch power games shift. I caught myself comparing it to how Pornhub shoves “step” in every title to fly under taboo radar, and here the game almost laughs at that, like, “no, we know exactly what you are here for.” There is lesbian content without you in it, and I like that morally in theory, two women exploring each other on their own terms, but the camera leers so hard that it still feels curated for a guy’s gaze. One of the lesbian moments almost felt sweet and then they undercut it with harder stuff later. That’s this whole cruise in one sentence: any time your conscience tries to stand up, the game pushes it back down with a titfuck. I was playing on my laptop with Discord pinging me, having this ridiculous double life: one window of people sharing memes, another window of a digital mom getting creampied by her own son while pretending nothing about this is rotten. If you want your porn to be ethically clean, this is a moral nightmare. If you accept that porn is where we store the dark shit we can’t or shouldn’t do in reality, this cruise is basically a floating confession booth where nobody ever says they’re sorry.

You’re this pretty average looking dude who somehow ends up running a weird cross‑universe safehouse that’s basically a horny refugee camp for ruined timelines. The game calls them “BIOLOGICAL OTHERWORLD ORGANISM BEINGS IN EXILE”, which is the most forced acronym I’ve seen in a porn game and also kind of genius, because everyone knows what it’s really about the moment those letters show up. Every girl that lands in your base comes from some smashed universe, so you’re not “kidnapping” anyone, you’re “saving” them. Very ethical, at least that’s what I kept telling myself while persuading a certain stretchy mom to try anal “for stress relief”. Zone Zero starts out almost empty, just a hub and a few basic rooms, then slowly turns into this stacked harem hotel where the hallways feel like Comic Con afterparty: Spider‑Gwen arguing with Jinx, Mavis sneaking around with that smug little grin, Ariel walking around like she forgot she’s not under water anymore and those tits need a bra. The game leans hard into parody without even pretending, so you’re flirting with heroines that are basically Marvel, Pixar, old school cartoons, fighting games, whoever, just with names shifted enough to not get lawyers screaming.

Moment to moment, it’s kind of a sandbox dating sim where you ping‑pong between rooms, chat up girls, pick dialogue options and unlock scenes when their affection and your corruption tricks line up. You can be sweet with some of them, actually play the romance angle, go on pseudo‑dates inside your base, help them “adapt” to this new life, which leads into long blowjob scenes or lazy morning vaginal sex where they pretend they’re still not part of your harem. Then there are paths where you lean straight into male domination and the game doesn’t pretend you’re a nice guy at all. There’s BDSM content that creeps in slowly: first a playful spanking on Mavis’ perfect goth ass, then she’s bent over your lap getting her pale cheeks red while she tries to keep her fangs from showing too much. A Spider‑verse girl ends up hogtied with your custom gear, gagged but still trying to talk shit. Some heroines react to tentacle stuff like it’s the most normal thing in the world, others freak out but moan anyway when you use one on their ass and another inside their pussy at the same time. Group sex scenes hit later, when your base starts feeling crowded and someone suggests a “team building” event that turns into a dogpile of Marvel butts, Street Fighter thighs and cartoon curves, with your character in the center trying not to bust too early while a redhead mermaid gives a messy boobjob and Jinx laughs in his face. There’s a lot of masturbation scenes too, caught through cameras or by just walking into the wrong room at the right moment, like Psylocke riding her own fingers while muttering about her lost world, or Helen Parr stretching in ways that would probably snap a normal woman’s spine, just to get the toy deeper. It’s not subtle, it’s not polished, and that’s kind of the charm: a messy, horny multiverse hotel where every corridor is one choice away from oral, anal, spanking, or some ridiculous crossover threesome featuring characters you grew up watching, now kneeling in front of you and calling you “owner” with a straight face.

Eyvind is not your usual soft twink hero, he is a chunky wolf bastard with scars, attitude and a cock that gets him into trouble faster than his spear. The whole thing starts in this small tavern that looks harmless at first, like one of those generic quest hubs you ignore in other games, and then suddenly it is the most important horny place in your life. Guys come in covered in dust and blood, order a drink, talk about monsters outside the village, and five minutes later they are grinding on each other in the back room, cursing into each other's mouths. The game really leans into that feeling that everyone here is two bad decisions away from sucking someone off behind a barrel. It is very fantasy, but not “serious lore” fantasy, more like “this orc just beat you in a drinking game, now you are on your knees choking on him and neither of you complains.”

You move around that tavern a lot, chatting with rough mercs, mysterious mages, random horny travelers, and every chat can slide into sex if you push it a little. Or if you lose a bet. Or if you lose a fight. Actually losing is pretty hot here, which is kind of evil, because sometimes you realize you wanted to lose from the start. One time I picked a fight with this big lizard guy in the corner, just testing the combat, and the dumb wolf got wrecked in like four turns. Next screen, Eyvind is bent over the table, tail up, getting his ass pounded until you can practically feel his legs shaking, and the lizard keeps talking shit while he pumps him full, creampie dripping down those thick cheeks. And the game is not shy about showing that mess. Same with oral scenes, you get proper sloppy blowjobs, spit strings, tongues, the works. The art is simple but direct, like, it does not pretend to be safe for work, it just wants to make you stare and think “ok, I would absolutely let that bull barbarian use my throat too.”

Outside the tavern you get the adventure side, going into the woods, fighting monsters, doing quests that always somehow end with cock. You pick skills, choose moves in fights, manage your health, but in the back of your mind you know that losing that turn based battle might unlock another filthy scene with a horny beastman pinning Eyvind to the ground. Sometimes I was actually annoyed when I won, because then I only got gold instead of a hot scene with some big brute stuffing him full. And yeah, I know, that is not “correct” way to play, but come on. There is something very fun about watching a proud warrior slowly turn into the tavern’s favorite cum dump, acting tough during the day and then kneeling between the thighs of some muscle bear at night, licking him clean and asking for more. The only thing that pissed me off was this tiny detail with how the tavern counter is drawn, like the angle is weird and it made me crazy every time, but then a horny fox adventurer would drag Eyvind upstairs and I forgot about it. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a classic fantasy RPG with a furry porn comic, spilled some ale on the script, and said “yeah, that is enough, let them fuck.”

This thing hits different than most trainer games, honestly. The Avatar universe stuff works way better for corruption content than I expected - there's something about taking these pure-hearted characters and watching them fall that just... yeah. The *** scenes with Korra are brutal in the best way, especially when she starts breaking down and accepting what's happening to her. Mind control elements feel organic too, not like some cheap excuse to skip character development.

Combat system's turn-based but it's not the focus here. You're mostly grinding to unlock new scenes and storylines. Toph's pregnancy arc caught me off guard - didn't think they'd go that deep with consequences but here we are. The lesbian content between characters like Asami and Korra feels genuine, not just thrown in for variety. Though honestly, the male domination routes hit harder when you've seen how strong these women are supposed to be. Watching Lin Beifong submit after all that tough cop energy? Chef's kiss. The humiliation scenes with Jinora are questionable as fuck but... they're there if that's your thing. Spanking mechanics work well with the trainer format - you actually feel like you're breaking these characters down step by step.

What really gets me is how they handle the corruption differently for each character. Azula's already twisted so her scenes go in completely different directions than someone pure like Pema. The milf content with older characters hits different too - there's actual story weight behind why they're in these situations. Tentacle stuff with spirits from the Avatar world makes more sense than random hentai tentacles. Even the bestiality elements tie into the show's animal companions in ways that are fucked up but... thematically consistent? The whole thing's massive and unfinished but what's there already has more content than most completed games. Just don't expect quick faps - this one's a time investment.