Three words first: bored, horny, stranded.

That is kinda the whole mood here. You and this white haired android girl, very much a 2B parody, stuck in a ruined city, waiting for enemies that take forever to show up. Nothing to scan, nothing to hack, just this silent empty zone and your partner in that tight black outfit with half her ass peeking out. The game just looks at you like: “Alright, what now?” And of course your brain goes straight into “ok, let’s ruin that perfect combat doll while we wait.”

What I liked is how simple it is and how dirty it feels anyway. No big story, no deep drama, just this weird quiet mission delay, like someone paused the main Nier plot and whispered “quick, fuck her”. You can slide in front of her and put her in missionary, see her under that blindfold, legs spread, mechanical body moving like she is trying to keep her combat posture but her hips keep giving in. Then you switch behind and suddenly it is doggystyle with that short skirt pushed up, and it has that “we really should not be doing this here” vibe. I probably spent too much time just rotating the camera to see how her ass jiggles when you go a bit too fast, like some horny photographer making moodboards for a very illegal Pinterest board.

At the same time, it is kinda janky. Interface looks like something thrown together in Unity over one weekend after too much coffee and too little sleep. Animations work, but they are not super smooth, sometimes feel like she is lagging just a tiny bit in her movements, like the android is buffering your dick. But also that roughness is hot somehow, because it feels like a dirty fan project more than some super polished studio product. I play official Nier on PS Remote on my tablet, all elegant and tragic, then open this in Chrome like “ok, time for the fucked up fan cut.” The customization is limited as hell, but that is fine, I only wanted one thing: specific positions with a specific white haired android and a big sticky finish. The cum shots are honestly better than they should be, it lets you just absolutely plaster her; chest, thighs, face, whatever, and it lingers there like a guilty reminder. One time I finished on her stomach, enemies finally spawned in the background, and I just kept thrusting a few more seconds while she is covered and the mission is technically starting. Completely stupid. Completely hot. I wish there was more variety in animations, more toys, more ways to mess up that perfect soldier, but this game is clearly not trying to become something bigger. It just wants to trap you in that tiny moment between “target not here yet” and “I’m gonna cum inside my android partner again”, and it does that really fucking well.

This thing is basically one long dirty joke about 2B pretending she’s “malfunctioning” when everybody in the room knows damn well what’s really overheating. It’s not a whole big game with stats or grinding, it’s more like you’re there to watch this single, very focused situation play out, click a bit, change the pace, enjoy the view. 2B comes in all serious, all mission voice, saying her systems are acting weird after battle, and Emil is just sitting there like some horny tech support guy who absolutely knows this isn’t about firmware. The funny part is how she still tries to talk about it with that combat android language, talking about “inner system calibration” while she’s clearly just pent up and dripping. The camera really loves her. Legs, ass, that tight outfit pushed out of the way, you get a lot of time just staring at her body while she’s trying to keep her composure, and failing hard.

The best bit for me was the moment where Emil starts “diagnosing” her with his hands and she’s still pretending it’s data collection. She’s moaning but also talking like a mission report, and it’s kind of hilarious and hot at the same time. You get this blowjob scene where 2B is on her knees, still with that blindfold on, like she’s following some glitchy protocol. She goes from slow, almost shy sucking to full, messy throat work, and the game lets you tweak the tempo, flip between angles, watch the spit and the way her lipstick smears. There’s this one angle from slightly below where you see her struggling to stay in control while her hips are twitching, and it hits that “I’m still a professional combat unit” vibe even while she’s choking on cock. It almost feels wrong and then you remember that’s exactly the point.

When he finally starts “fixing” her from the inside, it stops pretending to be medical at all. She’s bent over, that skirt pushed up, and every thrust is framed like he’s reinstalling software with his dick. They really went hard on the cum part too. You can switch between internal and external finish, and if you pick inside you get this clear view of her pussy clenching and filling up, with the white stuff leaking out slowly while she’s still shaking and trying to say it’s just “system reboot”. Outside shot is more in-your-face, literally, splattering her ass and lower back while she’s panting into the floor. It’s not subtle, it’s not deep, it’s basically one long “diagnostic session” that turns into a complete fuckfest, and if you like 2B being treated like a pretty machine that secretly craves a hard reset with a cumshot, this hits that exact kink with no shame at all.

I opened this one in a side tab on Chrome while pretending to answer Slack messages, and instantly regretted not having a second monitor just for the ass physics. It hits you right away that this is someone’s filthy love letter to NieR: Automata, but written with one hand on the mouse and the other… yeah. The girl is basically that cold anime combat doll type, but here she’s less “glory to mankind” and more “glory to whatever is slamming me into this metal floor”. And the robot is not some cute helper unit. It’s this blunt, heavy thing that fucks like it was programmed for nothing else. No romance, no teasing, just piston logic and wet sounds.

The first blowjob scene actually made me pause my Spotify because I wanted to hear every tiny sloppy noise. She drops down, visor on, all calm like this is standard mission protocol, and then the camera slides in close and you see her lips stretch around this mechanical shaft that looks way too big for a “support unit”. The tongue animation when she tries to swallow more than she can handle is stupidly good. She chokes a bit, drool ropes down her chin, and there’s this one moment where she looks up, eyes slightly crossed from the strain, and it’s like “yep, this is the brain rot I came here for”. The cumshot there is hilarious in a good way. It’s like someone forgot to limit the fluid output in the design doc, so the robot just unloads this thick white mess right across her visor, and she kind of twitches like her internal systems lagged for a second. I actually rewound just to watch the first spurt hit the glass. Tiny detail, but it sticks in your brain harder than the big stuff.

Then the actual fucking starts and it goes from horny to sort of spiritual trash. They play with positions just enough so it doesn’t feel like a loop you’ve seen a million times on other sites. The one where he lifts her up and pounds her while her legs are shaking, that one is burned into my soul in a very specific, very dirty spot. You can see her trying to keep that cool android composure, but the hips tell the truth, they keep jerking back into each thrust like her body wants more than her brain wants to admit. When he pulls out and pushes back in for the creampie, the way her pussy stretches around the shaft is way too lovingly drawn. It feels almost wrong how much work went into that one second. And yeah, the cum filling her up is thick and slow, not that cheap “white spray and fade to black” stuff. They even have this tiny pulse inside her when he finishes, like you can see her insides clenching around the load.

What surprised me is how the extra endings are handled. It’s not just “click this for anal, click that for normal”. I was messing around, tapping random choices on my phone while pretending to type a work email, and suddenly I got this alternate scene where her reaction flips from reluctant to straight up cock-drunk. Same robot, same metal room, but her eyes go softer, her moans change, and she actually grinds back into him when he’s trying to pull out. In another run I somehow triggered an ending where he doesn’t pull out at all, just buries himself and keeps dumping inside until her belly bulges the tiniest bit. It’s subtle, not cartoon-balloon huge, and that made it so much nastier for me. I hated one tiny thing though: there’s a half-second camera cut where the angle is slightly wrong, like her leg clips a bit, and my brain keeps going back to that instead of the rest of the glory. It annoys the hell out of me, and I still replayed the whole thing three times on Firefox just to be sure it wasn’t lag. The vibe is filthy, mechanical, obsessed with cum and control, but also weirdly tender in how much attention it gives her mouth, her thighs shaking, her little post-orgasm spasms when the robot keeps using her like a tool that learned how to enjoy being a tool. It feels like someone looked at NieR’s sad robots, threw the philosophy in the trash, and asked a better question: “what if the pod just wanted to breed its operator until she can’t walk straight?”

This one feels like somebody grabbed my brain after an orgy-themed comic con party, shook it, and turned it into a browser game. You’ve got Six thrown in there, that impossible purple-haired space slut with boobs that look like they violated several gravity laws and at least two intergalactic treaties. And instead of all the teasing bullshit from the old show, here she finally does what everyone in the back row was thinking about: fucks around with whoever the hell you pick for her. You click in, pick a partner, and suddenly you’re running a weird little backstage casting couch on a cartoon spaceship where nobody is wearing enough clothes and everyone has way too much confidence. I had Spotify on, Telegram pinging every five minutes, and still I’m glued to the screen, watching this android dick her down in a rhythm that somehow synced with my notification sounds. Accident? Yeah. But it felt like the game knew.

The funny part is how casual it plays. One moment I’m testing combos with that lizard dude, just minding my own business, and the next I’m staring at a close-up of her tongue sliding over his cock while her tits bounce into frame like they’re trying to photobomb. There’s this one scene with a robot and a handheld cam that straight-up feels like you’re shooting an interspecies sex tape for some illegal Pornhub-in-space channel. You tap through, change angle, tweak the pacing and it’s like you’re directing your own fucked-up hentai highlight reel. The furry alien guy shows up and I swear I thought I’d hate it, then I catch myself replaying his route so I can watch her choke on that weirdly textured dick again. I don’t even like clowns and somehow there’s a clown thing going on in my head now because of this game, and I blame whoever decided big tits plus sci-fi trash humor plus robots was a good combo. Sometimes the looping animation sticks for half a second at climax and it drives me insane, like I’m right there edging with the code itself, and then I forget, because the next second her ass fills the whole screen and I stop caring about everything including my Gmail inbox. Plenty of stuff could be smoother, sure, but honestly if they fixed it too much it would lose that dirty little bootleg vibe that makes it feel like you’re watching a leaked scene from a universe that was never supposed to be this explicit.