Everything looks kind of cheap at first glance, and that’s honestly part of the charm here. You’re this dude who thinks he’s just getting a boring new life, but instead you’re stuck in a tiny place with Ember, your stepsis who talks like she wants to kill you and fuck you at the same time. She’s got that “I’m annoyed at you” face while walking around in shorts that absolutely do not fit the idea of a healthy sibling relationship. The banter hits fast. One minute she’s calling you useless, next minute she’s leaning over you to grab a mug, tits pressing into your shoulder like it’s nothing, and the camera lingers just a bit too long. The AI art makes her expressions kind of uncanny if you stare too hard, like there’s something crawling under her skin, but that actually fits. She looks a little too perfect, like a horny goddess generated by a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough real people. I like it. I hate it. It works.

Then you go to your new job at the model agency, and everything goes from “awkward home porn setup” to “okay, which of these women is going to ruin my soul first.” You’re hired as some systems engineer, but nobody actually cares about your code. Half the time you’re stuck in the office with a busty manager bending over your desk, the other half you’re talking to models with asses so round they look like someone just pulled them out of an image generator with the sliders broken. There’s this one moment early on where you’re checking security footage for clues about the missing model, Mara, and instead of focusing on, you know, the crime, you pause the video because she’s walking past the camera and her tits bounce in this weird but hypnotic way. Like gravity got confused. The scene keeps going, with you pretending to analyze data while the dialogue is basically flirting with doom. It’s very “yeah, I’m trying to solve a mystery, but also I’m extremely hard right now.” By the way, the font on one of the menus is ugly as shit and nobody will care except me, and it annoyed me so much I kept noticing it in every choice popup.

The mystery part sneaks in under the dirty jokes. You’re laughing at Ember calling you a perv, then later you look at a picture of Mara and something is just off in the lighting, like the AI forgot how eyes should reflect light, and suddenly the scene feels cursed. There’s a bit where you’re alone in the office at night, scrolling through model portfolios, and it hits that exact weird mix: half boner, half dread. You open Mara’s profile and it’s all perfectly shaped milf types and big-ass centerfold shots, but then one close-up looks different, wrong, like her smile is stretched by a hand you can’t see. It reminded me of those creepy hentai edits where a normal face suddenly goes full ahegao except here it never fully goes there, it just hovers at the edge. The humor never really stops either; somebody makes a dumb pun while you’re poking around what might be evidence of a crime. It shouldn’t be funny, but it is, and that broken tone actually keeps it interesting. The game basically feels like an eldritch dating sim written by someone who jacks off to big tits and also reads horror threads at 4chan at the same time. Honestly, the sex vibes are more constant than the horror, yet that quiet feeling that something is watching from behind the pretty AI curves never goes away.

I kept thinking it would just be another lazy “fan VN with tits,” but it weirdly had… charm? Or maybe that’s not the right word. Whatever it was, it hit differently once the teasing started - the way Boa looks straight at you like she knows you’re full of shit but still leans in anyway. I swear the game flirts harder than the girls do. Sometimes it’s just dialogue boxes, sure, but you start noticing the pauses, the way her lines cut off right before something filthy. And then the sandbox kicks in, and suddenly you’re juggling Nami’s smirk, Vivi’s fake politeness, and Yamato being, well, Yamato - the kind of confident mess you swear you don’t want and then keep chasing.

It’s rough around the edges, like some scenes load too slow and the CGs shift quality mid-click, but honestly that almost makes it sexier? Like catching someone off guard. There’s one bit in Punk‑02’s route that had me grinning stupidly - not even because it was explicit (though it definitely was), but because it played off the whole exhibition thing like they knew you were watching too closely. That’s messed up, I know. And yet it’s probably my favorite little perversion this side of mobile gaming. What pissed me off though: they never fixed that hair glitch on Perona. She deserves better. But fine, maybe that’s her curse or something.

Pretty sure whoever wrote Lilith’s dialogues either had too much rum or just really understands frustration as foreplay. It’s so on the nose it’s perfect. I’d complain about repetition, but then I caught myself replaying Alvida’s scene three times just to catch a blink animation. Guess we’re all hypocrites here. Sometimes the story pretends to care about treasure hunts and pirates, then forgets mid‑scene because a button pops loose on someone’s shirt. That chaotic tone is what keeps it alive though - too sincere to be parody, too horny to be serious.

I swear this game started like it was gonna be a chill slice-of-life thing, you know, fixing up a bar and chatting with fluffy locals, maybe flirting a bit. Then boom - five minutes in and you’re already managing drink orders while a nine-foot-tall wolf girl leans over the counter asking if you “need help cleaning the taps.” Bro. I didn’t even save yet. The animations are way too smooth for how stupidly horny the dialogue gets; like someone spliced together a dating sim and a fever dream. I tried to focus on the management system - stocking bottles, balancing budgets - but my brain short-circuited when the shark waitress asked if I wanted her to “stir the cocktail with her tongue.” I mean, yeah, I clicked yes, obviously, but still. Priorities, man.

Weird thing is, it’s actually kind of romantic sometimes. Not in the Hallmark way, more like the “accidentally fell in love with a monster girl who can crush a truck” kind of way. The writing swings between goofy and sincere, like one second you’re laughing at a pun about tail fluff, the next you’re knee-deep in a confession scene that hits harder than expected. Then there’s the POV stuff - it’s uncomfortable how immersive it gets. You can practically feel the fur brushing your skin during those scenes, and I don’t know if that’s impressive or just unsettling. The devs clearly thought, “what if we made eye contact illegal.” Mission accomplished. Also, the tit sizes? Absolutely ridiculous. Like, there’s physics happening that defy every known law of gravity and I respect that level of commitment.

I did find myself yelling at the screen once when a minigame bug froze right before a creampie scene - tragic, truly - but I forgave it almost instantly because the bartender fox called me “boss” again in that tone that makes your spine melt. It's messy, it’s horny, it’s accidentally wholesome, and somehow it all works. Or maybe I’m just too far gone into the furry hole to tell anymore. Either way, yeah, the bar’s open, and no one’s leaving sober.

This one feels like some horny fever dream written by a guy who watched way too many romance dramas and then said “yeah, but what if everyone had huge tits and zero shame.” You play this dude who keeps telling himself he’s doing everything “for love” while the game keeps throwing more women with big asses and soft thighs in his way like it’s testing his faith, and of course he fails every single test. There’s no choices, no pretending, no stat grinding, just you sitting there, watching his life snowball from sweet to filthy. It starts kind of cute and almost normal, with that slow teasing vibe, some accidental touching, a kiss that lingers too long, her pressing her chest into him while acting like it’s nothing. Then it escalates fast, like the script forgot about restraint halfway through and went, “ok, now everyone wants his dick and he’s suddenly fine with that.”

The voyeur stuff hits early. There’s this scene where he’s outside her room, door not fully closed, and she’s on the bed, phone on silent, panties halfway down, rubbing herself slow while whispering his name. Camera just stays on her hand working between her legs, the little wet sounds getting louder, and he’s there, stiff, breathing heavy, not even trying to look away. You don’t click anything. You just watch him watch her. Later you get him spying through a cracked bathroom door while another girl is in the shower, water running over her curves, her fingers sliding between those big cheeks, then slipping inside while she props one leg up for “balance.” It’s not subtle, but it’s hot, especially how the game keeps cutting between his face, red and guilty, and her face, totally lost in it. They even give you one scene where he catches two of them half dressed, playing with each other on the couch, one girl sucking on the other’s nipples, big tits pushed together, and instead of screaming or running they just smile at him and open up the space between them like “you were already watching, might as well join.” Real subtle, yeah.

Sex scenes are long, like old hentai OVA long. You get full-on oral where she’s on her knees, drool sliding down his shaft, her eyes looking up, hands squeezing his ass while she takes him deeper with sloppy, wet sounds that just don’t stop. The game loves making you hear everything, from the first shallow lick to when she finally gags around the tip. Vaginal scenes go even harder. There’s this one with her on all fours on the bed, ass high, back arched, cheeks jiggling every time he thrusts in. You get those slow pushes at first, just the head slipping inside while she shivers and digs her fingers into the sheets, then he grabs her hips and slams in all the way, skin smacking, her moans going from shy to full on “fuck me harder.” Camera angles focus on the part where his cock keeps disappearing into her, her pussy stretching, lips swollen and shiny, and when he finally finishes he stays buried, pumping her full until the creampie drips out around the base. They do that thing where he pulls out slowly and you see it leaking out of her, thick and heavy, running down between those big ass cheeks. If that doesn’t do it for you, nothing will. And yeah, it’s a harem setup, but it’s funny how they still pretend this is about “love” while he’s creaming in basically every girl who bends over in front of him. Priorities.