Ring of Lust is one of those games that looks kinda rough when you first see it, but then suddenly you’re three scenes in, pants halfway down, and you forgot you even planned to just “check it quickly”. You’re this guy Bill, dropped into a house full of people you probably shouldn’t be staring at that much, but you do anyway, because the game literally wants you to be a horny creep with a magic ring. Every time I opened it in Chrome I thought “ok, I just farm some points and close it”, and then I’d catch myself sneaking around the hallway again, peeking through doors, trying to line up that one event where she’s “accidentally” masturbating on the couch and you can just stand there watching like an absolute degenerate. The ring is basically your license to be a perv: you point it at someone, twist things a bit, and suddenly the same woman that used to tell you to go clean your room is on her knees, drool on her chin, stroking you slow and calling you “honey” like nothing is wrong with this picture at all.

The pace is weird in a good way. Sometimes you’re grinding money or doing the usual sandbox clicking, waiting for night to come so you can sneak into her bedroom and watch her play with her tits and that huge ass in those stupidly tight shorts. Sometimes the game just throws you into a crazy scene out of nowhere, like you just wanted a simple talk in the kitchen and it escalates to her riding you on the table, tits bouncing in your face, moaning so loud you keep checking if some neighbor is going to walk in. There’s one moment where you use the ring during an argument and she flips from angry to needy, pressing you against the wall, whispering how she shouldn’t do this, then dropping to her knees anyway and giving you this sloppy, slow blowjob that actually feels like it took effort to animate, tongue and all. Then ten minutes later the same character is back to acting normal and you’re making small talk like you didn’t just cum down her throat and watch her swallow every drop. That part is kinda hot and kinda stupid at same time, but in porn game logic it works.

I liked that the game doesn’t pretend you are some pure hero. Bill is a bit of a bastard. The cheating stuff is pretty in your face: you have scenes where the woman talks about “staying faithful”, then literally the next evening she’s bouncing on your cock, begging for a creampie, and you can see her wedding ring flashing on screen while you grab her big tits from behind. One of my favorite moments was a shower scene where you’re supposed to just “help” with something, then you notice the way water runs down her back and between those cheeks and suddenly you forget what help even meant. You end up pinning her to the wall, pushing in slow, her hands flat on the tiles, breathing heavy, trying not to scream while you fuck her from behind in the steam. There’s also a foot scene on the sofa where she pretends she’s just joking around, but her soles are wrapped around your shaft, sliding up and down with some oil, and she acts all shocked when you shoot all over her toes. The voyeur bits are nice too, sometimes more fun than the direct sex: standing in the dark watching her rub herself on the bed, fingers inside, whispering your name without even realizing, or spying on an interracial scene you’re not exactly “invited” to, then later using the ring so she has to relive it while you’re the one between her legs this time. Not everything is perfect, some routes feel like you’re clicking the same room again and again just for one little handjob, and the faces sometimes look a bit stiff right when you want them to look most broken with pleasure. But then she leans over, squeezes her tits around your cock and starts a slow titfuck, tongue licking the tip every few strokes, and I completely forget I was annoyed at anything at all.

Game throws you right into this messy survival trip where everyone pretends they care about each other, but you can feel under the skin that half of them just want to fuck, control, or own somebody. You play as this guy who technically is the “good one”, but the game keeps poking you all the time, like: are you sure you’re that good when she’s bending over in front of the fire, ass barely covered, asking for “help”? There’s this constant mix of danger and horny, which sounds stupid when I write it, but in the moment it hits pretty hard. One second you’re worried who’s going to make it through the night, next second you’re watching some girl masturbating in a tent because you didn’t respect her privacy and clicked “peek” like a degenerate. And the thing is, the game doesn’t preach. It just lets you be a creep or a hero or something in between, then quietly remembers that choice and shoves it in your face later with a look, a line, or a scene that goes much further than you planned. When the group sex hits, it never feels random, it feels like you slowly pushed them there, touching, teasing, humiliating, kissing the wrong person, letting somebody be watched when they clearly didn’t consent a scene ago. Terrible, hot, both.

Sex scenes are animated and actually feel alive, not like two dolls glued together. Bodies move, tits bounce, faces twist with these over-the-top ahegao expressions that somehow still fit with the 3D look. There’s this one titfuck in the dark by a campfire that stuck in my head, because it’s not just boobs in your face, it’s the way she keeps glancing over her shoulder, scared someone might see, and you can decide if you want to calm her down… or keep talking dirty and push her closer to public exhibition. Same thing with anal, with oral, with creampies. You don’t just click “sex scene” and watch. You slowly corrupt or comfort them, then you watch the result. Sometimes it’s sweet romance, forehead kisses, soft groping, soft blowjob where she’s clearly in love. Other times it’s straight humiliation, like making someone strip in front of another girl, then those two ending up in a lesbian scene while your character just watches and you feel like absolute trash and still don’t click “stop”. NTR stuff is in there too, but not in that cartoon way. It’s more like: you let the wrong guy get close, you ignore her needs, and later you walk in and see her riding him, totally lost, and the worst part is you remember every choice that led there. Or maybe that is the best part. Depends on how broken you are. Anyway, the game is dirty as fuck and also weirdly emotional, and I still can’t forgive that one minor UI thing where the back button is way too close to the choice button and I misclicked in a crucial voyeurism scene and never recovered from that.

New apartment, new life, and then you meet her. Sayaka. That insanely pretty neighbor with huge tits barely fitting in her casual house clothes, soft smile like some sweet aunt, but the way she looks at you is absolutely not family friendly. The game throws you into that lazy, cozy everyday vibe: thin walls, smell of home cooking, quiet hallway, and this one older woman who always happens to be around when you need something. She brings you food, checks if you ate, teases you about being a “growing young man,” leans over just a little too much when she sets the plate down. Very “nice neighbor lady” on the surface, but every line she drops is loaded. You see it, she knows you see it, and the fun is in pretending it is innocent for way too long.

What I like is how the erotic stuff grows from normal situations. You are just helping her carry grocery bags, and suddenly her huge ass is right in your face on the stairs, tight skirt riding up, and she actually notices your stare, pauses a second, does nothing about it, continues walking like this is fine. Or she invites you for tea and cake, sits a bit too close on the couch, thighs touching, her boobs pressing against your arm when she laughs at her own stupid joke. The humor is very simple, very horny, sometimes even kind of dumb, but it fits her. She acts like a caring mom type, but then she slips in a line like “You must have a lot of… energy at your age, right? You relieve it properly?” and just sips tea while you choke on yours. The whole game is basically that slow burning teasing until it completely loses any “neighborly” mask and becomes straight hentai fantasy. One minute she is adjusting your shirt collar, the next she is guiding your hand under her top and whispering “It’s okay, I’m lonely too” in your ear while you try not to cum in your pants. It is sweet, it is filthy, sometimes it is too cheesy, and then it circles back into hot again before you even decide if you are laughing or jerking.

This one starts pretty normal, like some cheap relocation fantasy, then suddenly you realize you’re stuck on this sunny island where clothes are basically illegal and your landlady is looking way too comfortable about it. You’re the guy who thought he was just escaping money problems, and now you’re watching your landlady wander around the house with those heavy tits swaying, big ass in your face every time she bends over to pick something. At first the game kinda pretends it’s innocent, like “oh it’s just nudism, it’s natural, it’s not sexual,” and then you catch yourself staring at her nipples for the fifth scene in a row and you’re like yeah ok, sure, totally not sexual.

What I liked is how it doesn’t rush straight into porn mode. You wake up, walk through the house, go out to the beach, talk to people, click around the island, mess up your choices a bit. It’s a sandbox so you just wander, talk to the same NPC twice by accident, click on some random place thinking something hot will happen and sometimes it’s nothing, just a chill conversation about island rules. Then, out of nowhere, you’re in the living room and she “forgets” to put on a towel after shower, and the camera just lingers on that wet body. There was this one morning where she told me to help with sunscreen, and the scene slowly escalates from “put some on my shoulders” to your hands sliding over her bare tits, kneading them while she pretends she’s just testing how comfortable you are with the nudist lifestyle. I legit had to pause and just breathe because it felt so wrong and hot at same time. The incest tension is not shouted in your face, it kind of crawls in, like when she calls you “my good boy” in a way that doesn’t sound very motherly anymore and you notice she’s not moving her hand away from your lap.

The island itself is funny sometimes, in a messed up way. You walk past the other residents and everyone is just casually naked, chatting about groceries with their cocks and pussies out, like it’s a normal Tuesday. You’re standing there stiff as hell, trying not to stare at some milf with insane curves, and your landlady is teasing you for being “shy” even though she’s the one whose giant tits keep brushing your arm. There was this bar scene where I expected some wild orgy, but instead you just talk and drink, and the erotic part was basically that the waitress didn’t have panties on and you see a little more each time you come back. It’s weirdly slow burn, but then sometimes it jumps right into something filthy, like her asking you to sleep naked too because “people will notice if you keep covering up” and then you wake up with her standing over your bed, staring at your morning wood and acting like she’s just “checking on you.”

The AI art is kind of all over the place, but in a good trashy way. Sometimes her boobs look too perfect, like some Instagram filter gone crazy, then next scene her face looks softer and more real and you kinda forget it’s AI at all. I liked when her tan lines vanished over time, like the island is slowly turning her into a full nudist and dragging you along with her. The stripping moments hit hard, like that early scene where she’s a bit nervous taking off the last bit of clothes in front of you, trying to make a joke but clearly blushing, and you can choose to stare or look away. I clicked stare, of course, and the game rewarded me with a close shot of her big ass and that tiny smile she makes when she sees you can’t keep your eyes off her. Some of the pacing is janky, like suddenly jumping from a flirty chat to her boobs pressed on your chest, but honestly that messy feeling kind of fits this whole taboo island thing. Nothing feels fully safe, nothing feels fully ok, and that’s exactly why I kept clicking.

Guard of Ajestremia starts pretty chill and then just quietly slides its hand down your pants. You’re this guy stuck on gate duty in a fantasy city that looks all nice and shiny on the surface, but everyone is horny and weird in that specific hentai-RPG way. Morning you’re checking papers, night you’re deciding if you want to tease some stacked elf, flirt with a smug monster girl, or walk into the forest and get your face clawed off in turn based combat because you got distracted staring at tits instead of reading skill descriptions. The game does that thing where talking and flirting actually matters, so you stop clicking randomly and start thinking, ok, if I say this, do I get cute romance or do I get pinned against the wall and milked like a stupid hero who can’t keep his cock in his pants. Sometimes the answer is both, which is nice. Or terrible. Depends how many saves you keep on the side.

What surprised me is how the mood swings around between wholesome and filthy without asking permission. You walk patrol with this knight girl, she’s all serious armor and duty, you pick the right answers, she softens, there’s this little romantic pause on the wall, she leans closer, the CG pops in, and suddenly the same woman who was lecturing you about discipline five minutes ago is jerking you off under the moonlight and whispering about how she “should not be doing this while on watch” while her tits are half out. Another route, you go out of the city, bump into a monster girl who looks way too innocent for the shit she says. She toys with you for several scenes, literally blueballing you, making you choose between staying professional guard or just dropping everything and ramming her in the dirt. If you keep your cool she starts respecting you, you slowly build this weird romance where she brings you little “gifts” from the forest. If you fail and think with your dick, she rides you, drinks every drop, and leaves you covered in scratches and cum while your HP is mysteriously lower in the next fight. It is funny and also a bit humiliating when your big heroic male protagonist gets drained like that and the next random encounter actually puts you in danger because you wasted your “energy” on a creampie scene you totally could have delayed. Coming back into town after that, trying to flirt with the sweet healer with the big ass, pretending nothing happened, feels way more awkward than it should in a porn game.

The branching stuff is where it gets underrated hot. One path where you keep guarding the gate, playing the loyal soldier, focusing on one girl, it slowly turns into this simple but kind of touching romance. She starts teasing you gently at first, hand on your thigh, brushing against your crotch, soft kisses behind the barracks, then you get this long scene where she finally lets you peel off her clothes and you see the CG of her lying there, embarrassed but clearly dripping, and the game actually lets you drag out the foreplay. Handjob first, she uses too much oil, you can almost feel that sloppy push and pull around the shaft, she looks up to check if you like it. If you keep stroking her ego and not just skipping text, it leads into full-on vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while you pound her, thighs shaking, big tits bouncing, her practically begging you to cum inside. You get a proper creampie payoff shot, thick white stuff spilling out, and the dialogue after changes how she talks to you in later scenes. On another route, you ignore the “nice girl” path and lean fully into adventure, capture and seduction. There is this one boss-type monster girl who taunts you through multiple encounters, flirts in the middle of combat, wraps her tail around your leg when she stuns you, keeps promising she will “use your body as her trophy.” Lose on purpose and she actually does it. No fade to black, she straddles your hips, pins your wrists, rides your cock raw and uses you like a toy, then refuses to pull out until she feels you shoot inside her. The fact that it happens in what is technically a defeat scene hits different than the more romantic endings. It is messed up and sexy and also makes you kind of want to reload and “win” later just to see how she reacts when you turn the tables. You might miss a whole ending if you never let her break you in that way, which is both cool and a bit annoying, but that is just how this game rolls, quietly hiding its nastiest stuff behind choices that look like simple combat or dialogue options on the surface.

There is something kind of rude and honest about this game that hit me harder than I expected. You start as this regular husband who looks... not great, lets say. Old, ugly, kind of tired, he feels more like someone’s weird neighbor than a porn main character. And that is actually what pulled me in. No shiny hero body, no fantasy harem, just you and your wife in this quiet, too-clean house, with this fetish that both scares you and turns you on. Stefany comes off at the beginning like the classic sweet housewife with big tits and that soft face, but the game really takes its time showing how she slides from “I’m doing this for you, honey” into “I’m doing this because I’m fucking horny too.” The teasing is written in this slow, almost awkward way. She brushes past you in the kitchen, lets you see the top of her ass crack when she bends over, you notice the bra is tighter than usual around her big chest. It is not sexy in an obvious porn way at first, it feels like that moment when you scroll on your phone, see something on Xvideos, close it, then open it again two minutes later pretending you didn’t already decide.

The real punch arrives when Arnold shows up. The old neighbor. And he looks exactly like the guy your girl jokes she would “never touch in a million years.” Thick belly, bad hair, this worn out face. Watching Stefany react to him is where the voyeurism really kicks in. She is polite, a little too soft in her voice, and the camera loves that. There are animated moments when her mouth wraps around him and she is still glancing toward where she knows you are watching, like she is half ashamed and half proud that she can make you this jealous and this hard at the same time. The blowjob scene went from me thinking “ok, standard oral” to “shit, I can almost feel the wet sound in my earphones” because the sound work is weirdly on point. Not Hollywood level or whatever, just raw enough that when she gags slightly and then laughs it feels like some grainy porn tab you forgot to close on Chrome. Her big ass bouncing on top of him during vaginal is not some perfect loop either, it is a bit clumsy, like she is still finding the rhythm with this old guy, and that makes it even more brutal when she finally gets into it and starts riding like she forgot you exist. There is a handjob scene I honestly didn’t care about much but they linger on it so long it became hot against my will.

What I liked most is how the game makes you sit with your own bullshit. One moment you are pushing her to wear that tight top and go visit Arnold with you, thinking “yeah, this is my kink, I’m in control.” Next moment you are kind of begging her not to tell you all the details, but still asking. Watching your ugly self hiding behind doors or peeking through a window while your hot wife moans for another man is a whole mood. The cheating is not cartoonish. She texts you, sends you a selfie in the mirror with that big ass almost out, saying she is “only teasing” and then the next scene she is on her knees between Arnold’s legs and the teasing is gone, replaced by this focused, hungry look. And the game does not rescue you with some heroic turnaround. No harem, no magical fix. It just keeps pushing that dirty mix of love, jealousy, and arousal. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes the text pacing jumps right past a moment I wanted to stay in longer, like the quiet seconds where she is deciding if she should spread her legs for him while you watch. I kept wanting a “wait” button that does nothing, just lets her hesitate more. Anyway, if you ever told yourself “I like NTR but only sometimes” this one will poke at that line and then step over it while you are still pretending you’re fine.

Vault Wanderer is one of those horny little parody projects that feels like it started as a shitpost between friends on Discord and somehow became an actual game. You play this guy who crawls out of a comfy underground vault into a wasteland that is less about radiation and more about who is fucking who, and with what. The whole thing mixes classic turn based RPG combat with stupid jokes and very explicit scenes that just kind of slam into you out of nowhere. One second you are clicking through some goofy dialogue about bottle caps, the next you are watching a futa raider get her dick sucked in a surprisingly long animated loop while your character pretends he is not into it. The game loves voyeurism like crazy. Almost every location has some “oops I walked in on them” moment, except it is never really an accident and everybody is cool with you standing in the corner jerking off. Or pretending to “research.” The writing knows exactly what it is doing: it makes fun of the wasteland clichés, then uses the same clichés to justify a harem route where every big tits, big ass, wrong-race-for-this-town waifu somehow ends up in your camp.

What surprised me most is how messy but confident the sandbox structure is. You are just dropped on the surface with this point and click map and told to explore, and the game absolutely does not care if you go straight to a lesbian futa bar and stall your “main quest” for two hours doing nothing except footjobs and blowjobs in different outfits. There is real RPG stuff happening in the background: stats, turn based fights, random encounters that sometimes end in actual combat and sometimes turn straight into oral sex scenes if you pick the horny dialogue option. I lost one fight because I was too distracted watching the enemy’s boobs bounce in the attack animation, which is a stupid reason to reload, but here we are. The art is simple 2D CG but the animations have just enough motion to make the scenes feel alive without turning into weird rubber people. Some of the interracial setups are actually hot, then the game drops a joke so bad it short circuits the mood and you kind of hate it for ten seconds, until the next harem scene where three girls are roleplaying “capturing” you and you forget you were mad. The mobile support is oddly good too; I tried it on my phone while half-slouching on the couch with Chrome open and it ran smoother than some serious games on Steam. Sometimes the text spacing gets fucked on smaller screens and nobody bothered to fix it, which annoyed me for like a full minute while I was trying to read a masturbation scene and the last line wrapped in a stupid way, and then I clicked next and forgot. That is basically the whole vibe here: horny, rough around edges, a little broken, but when the wasteland mommy with huge boobs kneels down for oral and the camera zooms in just right, your brain stops caring about polish completely.

Everyone at this college looks normal on Instagram, but the place feels like Silent Hill decided to fuck a telenovela. You start as Lana, this “good girl” honor student who smiles too much and clearly has no idea what kind of meat grinder she is walking into. On the surface it is all lectures, clubs, cute study spots, and teachers trying to look cool with their little glasses. Underneath that, it is blackmail, corruption and people trading bodies for favors in hallways that finally make sense when you notice the security cameras tilt a little too slow. The game lets you feel her first slip. One moment she is just staying late in the library, next moment you are forced to watch through a cracked door while a classmate gives a blowjob to a teacher to raise her grade. The camera angle sits right on the spit shining on his dick, and Lana is stuck clutching the wall, thighs pressed together, horrified and turned on at same time. I kinda hated how much I liked that scene.

It is not only “watch and gasp” though. Bit by bit the game pushes Lana from voyeur to toy. A former cop runs half the campus from the shadows, turning students into little sex workers who pretend they are just helping with “private tutoring”. When he corners Lana, he does not start with full-on ***. He makes her do small things that feel forgivable. First time, he orders her to strip in an empty classroom for “security search”. Bra off, panties to the ankles, his gloved hands slipping between her legs while she tries to keep her voice quiet because there is an actual lecture going on in the next room. You get dialogue choices, but either way he has her on the desk, spanking her ass until it goes red and wet at the same time. Later, he has her giving handjobs in the back of his car to some big black gangster while he records everything on his phone. Lana cries, but she still swallows when she is told to, and that mix of humiliation and obedience is the whole drug of the story. One run I tried to keep her “pure” and it still ended with her kneeling in a bathroom stall, covered in bukkake from three guys who lock the door, with her phone buzzing in her bag because another girl is asking on Telegram where she is. The game loves that contrast: cute outfits, soft faces, then sudden anal on a cold metal desk, or a lesbian scene where the “comforting” roommate turns out to be working for the kingpin and fingers Lana until she squirts, just to capture her moans as blackmail. Sometimes you switch to other characters too, a male student who plays detective and also fucks half the cast while pretending he is helping, a mysterious watcher who enjoys the voyeurism like a Twitch mod with way too much power. Sex toys appear out of nowhere in a “psychology experiment”, a teacher uses a ruler to spread Lana’s pussy lips during “body language class”, and one of the nastiest scenes for me was in the girls’ bathroom where she is forced to pee on the floor in front of two bullies, then lick a boot clean while one of them grinds her big tits and calls her slave. The game acts like it is a mystery, and yeah, there is some plot with criminal networks, missing students and weird horror vibes in the dark corridors, but honestly the real investigation is just: how far will Lana fall, and how many creampies, gangbangs and humiliations does it take until she cannot even remember what she wanted in the first place.

Everything looks kind of cheap at first glance, and that’s honestly part of the charm here. You’re this dude who thinks he’s just getting a boring new life, but instead you’re stuck in a tiny place with Ember, your stepsis who talks like she wants to kill you and fuck you at the same time. She’s got that “I’m annoyed at you” face while walking around in shorts that absolutely do not fit the idea of a healthy sibling relationship. The banter hits fast. One minute she’s calling you useless, next minute she’s leaning over you to grab a mug, tits pressing into your shoulder like it’s nothing, and the camera lingers just a bit too long. The AI art makes her expressions kind of uncanny if you stare too hard, like there’s something crawling under her skin, but that actually fits. She looks a little too perfect, like a horny goddess generated by a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough real people. I like it. I hate it. It works.

Then you go to your new job at the model agency, and everything goes from “awkward home porn setup” to “okay, which of these women is going to ruin my soul first.” You’re hired as some systems engineer, but nobody actually cares about your code. Half the time you’re stuck in the office with a busty manager bending over your desk, the other half you’re talking to models with asses so round they look like someone just pulled them out of an image generator with the sliders broken. There’s this one moment early on where you’re checking security footage for clues about the missing model, Mara, and instead of focusing on, you know, the crime, you pause the video because she’s walking past the camera and her tits bounce in this weird but hypnotic way. Like gravity got confused. The scene keeps going, with you pretending to analyze data while the dialogue is basically flirting with doom. It’s very “yeah, I’m trying to solve a mystery, but also I’m extremely hard right now.” By the way, the font on one of the menus is ugly as shit and nobody will care except me, and it annoyed me so much I kept noticing it in every choice popup.

The mystery part sneaks in under the dirty jokes. You’re laughing at Ember calling you a perv, then later you look at a picture of Mara and something is just off in the lighting, like the AI forgot how eyes should reflect light, and suddenly the scene feels cursed. There’s a bit where you’re alone in the office at night, scrolling through model portfolios, and it hits that exact weird mix: half boner, half dread. You open Mara’s profile and it’s all perfectly shaped milf types and big-ass centerfold shots, but then one close-up looks different, wrong, like her smile is stretched by a hand you can’t see. It reminded me of those creepy hentai edits where a normal face suddenly goes full ahegao except here it never fully goes there, it just hovers at the edge. The humor never really stops either; somebody makes a dumb pun while you’re poking around what might be evidence of a crime. It shouldn’t be funny, but it is, and that broken tone actually keeps it interesting. The game basically feels like an eldritch dating sim written by someone who jacks off to big tits and also reads horror threads at 4chan at the same time. Honestly, the sex vibes are more constant than the horror, yet that quiet feeling that something is watching from behind the pretty AI curves never goes away.

I kept thinking it would just be another lazy “fan VN with tits,” but it weirdly had… charm? Or maybe that’s not the right word. Whatever it was, it hit differently once the teasing started - the way Boa looks straight at you like she knows you’re full of shit but still leans in anyway. I swear the game flirts harder than the girls do. Sometimes it’s just dialogue boxes, sure, but you start noticing the pauses, the way her lines cut off right before something filthy. And then the sandbox kicks in, and suddenly you’re juggling Nami’s smirk, Vivi’s fake politeness, and Yamato being, well, Yamato - the kind of confident mess you swear you don’t want and then keep chasing.

It’s rough around the edges, like some scenes load too slow and the CGs shift quality mid-click, but honestly that almost makes it sexier? Like catching someone off guard. There’s one bit in Punk‑02’s route that had me grinning stupidly - not even because it was explicit (though it definitely was), but because it played off the whole exhibition thing like they knew you were watching too closely. That’s messed up, I know. And yet it’s probably my favorite little perversion this side of mobile gaming. What pissed me off though: they never fixed that hair glitch on Perona. She deserves better. But fine, maybe that’s her curse or something.

Pretty sure whoever wrote Lilith’s dialogues either had too much rum or just really understands frustration as foreplay. It’s so on the nose it’s perfect. I’d complain about repetition, but then I caught myself replaying Alvida’s scene three times just to catch a blink animation. Guess we’re all hypocrites here. Sometimes the story pretends to care about treasure hunts and pirates, then forgets mid‑scene because a button pops loose on someone’s shirt. That chaotic tone is what keeps it alive though - too sincere to be parody, too horny to be serious.