Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

Imagine Stardew Valley went on Pornhub, got corrupted by horny aliens, then forgot what crops are and only remembered tits and ranch fences. That’s Starlewd Ranch in the brain. You roll in as this clueless dude who’s supposed to “help on the ranch,” but every single girl looks like she escaped from a gacha game where the only stats are boob size and how hard she moans when you touch her. The first time the blonde ranch girl bends over to pick something and her huge ass just fills the screen, I literally forgot there were menus. She talks about feeding animals and all I’m thinking is “yeah I got something to feed right here,” and then the game actually lets you go there. Not right away, but you see the road. And that’s worse. Or better. Depends how lonely you are.

There’s this moment early on where you end up alone in a barn with one of the “helpers,” she’s got that innocent virgin vibe but also wearing shorts that might as well be a suggestion, not clothing. She’s trying to act shy, eyes all big, then your hand “accidentally” grabs her tit and the game slows down just to show that squeeze. Nipples pushing against your palm, the model actually reacts, and she does this half ahegao face like she’s not ready but also absolutely ready. You finger her against the stall door, hay sticking to her back, she’s biting her lip trying not to scream because people might hear outside. Of course you keep going. You feel her get wetter, she starts grinding on your hand, and the camera angle goes lower, almost between her thighs. That little tremble when she cums on your fingers, with her legs shaking and tits bouncing… yeah, that scene lives rent free. Then five minutes later the same girl is calmly talking about chores like you didn’t just make her soak the entire barn floor, and honestly that mood whiplash is kind of hilarious.

What got me is how the game pretends to be this chill sandbox thing where you just wander around the ranch, talk to people, do simple tasks, but it’s lying to your face. Every route leads to you surrounded by a harem of big tit ranch girls, each one with her own “please sexually harass me a little more” energy. You go from brushing a horse to accidentally pressing your dick against someone’s ass, from “can you help me with this” to her on her knees giving you a sloppy blowjob in a storage shed, drool dripping, eyes rolled up like a full ahegao meme. There’s titfucks where those ridiculous boobs wrap around you, animated enough that you actually see the slide, and oral scenes where you can almost feel the warmth through the screen. Strip scenes are nice too, like when one of them awkwardly strips out of her overalls in your room, trying to act confident, failing, then finally standing there naked and blushing while you just stare. I wish the day-to-day stuff on the ranch mattered more, but it won’t, because the game clearly knows everyone came for that moment when three girls crowd you in a bedroom, arguing who gets the cock first, and you just sit there like some hentai protagonist who tripped and fell into the best ranch in the universe.

This thing starts like every horny guy fantasy, but then it keeps poking you in the ribs like “nah, something’s seriously fucked here” and you kinda like it. You’re this dude who’s way too good at making women drop their panties, like it’s almost a joke, but instead of making you a clown harem anime, the game leans into the weird vibes. Every time you think “ok, just another mom-thick-milf-with-big-tits scene,” it drops some creepy detail in the background or a line of dialogue that doesn’t fit, and you’re like… wait. Hold on. Why did that feel wrong and hot at the same time? The story is mostly straight line, yeah, but it feels like you’re walking down a hallway that keeps getting a little darker each door you open. At the same time you’re still getting your dick sucked, so your brain is confused in a nice way.

Sex-wise, it doesn’t waste your time. There’s teasing, a lot of slow burn stuff where a woman will lean in, talk soft, touch your thigh, pull back, make you work for it a bit, then suddenly she’s on her knees and your only reaction is “oh fuck” while the animation kicks in. The animations look like those 3D porn loops you leave on repeat in another tab, but here they actually matter. You get that moment when she’s stroking you and talking shit, then you choose if you wanna push her head down or let her keep using her hand, and it’s not some huge gameplay branch, it’s just enough control to make it feel like your scene. There’s a nice mix of wet handjobs, sloppy oral, and good old raw pussy pounding. No weird pixel censorship bullshit, you really see her tits jiggle when you’re railing her. And the MILFs hit different, especially the one with the tattoo on her hip that you keep staring at every frame, like it’s a cheat code or something.

What I liked a lot is how the supernatural stuff doesn’t scream at you from the start. At first it’s just “ok cool, I’m a lucky bastard fucking hot women,” then little things creep in. A strange shadow in the corner during a masturbation scene. Someone says a word that feels too heavy, like “seed” or “contract,” then just changes subject. One moment you’re buried inside this older woman, completely owning her, pinning her wrists, talking dirty, and for a split second her eyes look way too sharp, almost demonic, then the animation loops back and you’re like did I just imagine that or is this guy actually cursed as fuck. The mystery part hits in a lazy way, like slow smoke filling a room, not like a huge plot twist. It makes you keep clicking not just for more sex but because you kinda wanna know what the hell is wrong with you. The male domination is there, but it’s not screaming “I am the alpha king,” it’s more like “shit got intense, now grab her hair and make her moan your name,” very natural. Sometimes you feel powerful, sometimes you feel like a puppet of something you don’t see. And yeah, there’s demons, or something close, but by the time you realize it, you already busted three times and it’s too late to pretend you’re only here for the story.

You come back to your hometown like some half-broken stray dog, pretending it’s a “fresh start” when actually it feels more like the universe dragging you back by the collar. New school, familiar streets, same old dirty brain. The game leans hard into that mix of normal teenage school life and quiet filth humming under everything. Classrooms, corridors, rooftops, locker rooms, all these places that look innocent if you squint and then you notice how the girls bend over the desks, how their skirts ride up just a bit too high, how you can “accidentally” brush against them in a crowd and they react in that way that makes you doubt if it was really an accident at all. Or maybe you know it wasn’t.

The art is actually weirdly charming. Not perfect, some faces look a bit off, some poses feel like the artist’s hand got tired halfway, but that gives it personality. The big tits are not just big; they have weight and attitude. A mature teacher leaning over you, her blouse straining, a soft bounce when she straightens, the faint line of sweat between them after standing in front of the board too long. She acts strict, but the way her eyes linger on you is not teacher-like at all. I really like how the game plays with that tension: she’s supposed to scold you for being distracted, but she is the distraction. Or maybe I just have issues, which is also possible. One moment you’re listening to some boring school drama, next moment you’re pressing a milf against the wall in an empty office and groping her ass like you own the place. The fantasy side of it slips in slowly: the “power” you get doesn’t just let you throw fireballs or something stupid, it lets you twist situations, nudge emotions, tilt the balance so that a simple look becomes an order and a shy girl suddenly stops resisting your wandering hands. That little spark where consent blurs into obedience is the whole erotic engine here, and the game knows it very well.

What kept me there longer than I want to admit was the voyeur thing. You’re in this school that pretends to be safe, and you find yourself peeking through doors, catching girls changing, noticing how they touch themselves when they think no one can see. There is a scene in the bathrooms where the sound design does more work than the visuals: you hear soft moans through a thin wall and you decide if you burst in, watch quietly, or use your little supernatural edge to push things further. I actually spent too long watching one side character who almost never speaks, just because of the way she sits by the window in class, her skirt sliding up, thigh exposed, lost in her own horny little world, now and then glancing at you like she knows you can read her thoughts. Funny thing, the romance bits sometimes feel more intimate than the outright porn. Walking home with a girl after school, your hand brushing hers over and over, her cheeks red, and then when you finally grab her wrist and pull her into a dark alley, all that slow sweetness flips into rough kissing, your fingers digging under her bra, her breath catching as you push her back against the cold brick. It’s romantic and trashy at the same time. Some routes feel like a harem slowly forming around you, every woman orbiting your power and your dick, but there are also these little quiet moments that almost make you forget you’re playing a power fantasy. Almost. Then you’re using your superhuman influence to make the proud class rep drop to her knees in a locked classroom, tears in her eyes, lipstick smeared, and all that “fresh start” bullshit proves itself to be exactly what it always was: an excuse to fuck your way through your past. Honestly, the save menu design irritates me more than any moral issue, but that’s another story.

The game starts like one of those shitty nights where everything goes wrong and you think “ok, fuck it, lock me up already”, and then suddenly this stranger appears, throws money and influence around, and you’re not a free man, you’re basically a very pretty pet. The whole vibe shifts from generic prison panic into this slow, sticky slide into a dark fantasy world where nothing feels safe but everything feels hot. You end up pulled into this tight little nest of vampires who treat you like a mix of toy, snack and half-accidental roommate. They’re not sparkly, thank god. They’re moody, half feral, weirdly elegant, and also absolutely down to wrap your cock in warm mouth while asking creepy personal questions. It’s like if an AA meeting and Pornhub had a goth child.

What I really liked is how the game lets the lewd stuff sit inside the story instead of just going “ok, now blowjob time”. One of the early scenes has this vampire woman leaning way too close, asking why you didn’t fight harder when they almost jailed you, and while she’s psychoanalyzing your self worth she just drags her fangs along your throat and then lazily drops to her knees. There’s no fade out. You see her hands on your belt, you feel how slow she is, how she keeps eye contact while her lips slide over the tip. She’s not just a sex NPC, she feels like someone who would absolutely ruin you emotionally and then jerk you off while you cry about it. And she has this ridiculous ass that the camera loves to frame when she bends over some old dusty book. I swear, half the time I forgot what curse we were talking about because my brain was just “vampire milf. big tits. focus, idiot”.

There’s also this elf girl who clearly doesn’t fully belong in the vampire crew. She looks like she should be in some bright forest game, but here she is in this ugly stone manor, bare feet on cold floor, silver hair all messed up, asking you if human cum tastes different depending on mood in this super serious tone. Her scenes are the ones that hit the “weird fiction” note hardest. One moment she’s tracing old ritual symbols on your chest with a calm face, next moment she’s using the same fingers to stroke your cock like it’s just another experiment. The first time she gives you a handjob she keeps asking if your heartbeat matches the rhythm of the spell, and when you’re about to finish she just tilts her head and opens her mouth, like catching your load is part of the measurement. It’s clinical and filthy at the same time. Also her boobs are way too big for the shirt she’s stuck in, and the fabric does that thing where the nipples poke through when the scene gets more intense. The game knows exactly what it’s doing there. I wish the UI didn’t occasionally cover half her ass when she sits on the table though, that annoyed me way more than it should and then I forgot to be annoyed because she was licking your cum off her fingers like icing.

The best part for me is how the sex never feels totally safe. Even a simple blowjob has that tension that she might just decide to bite down if you say the wrong thing, and the dialogue plays with that. One vampire girl will deepthroat you, gagging around your shaft, and casually ask which one of them you’d let drain you dry, like it’s a fun little quiz. Another will press her huge breasts around you, soft and warm, and talk softly about how easy it would be to keep you here forever, just fucking and feeding, no sunlight, no freedom. There’s a scene where you wake up with a monster girl perched on your lap, her thighs tight, skin cold, grinding on your cock while you’re still half asleep, and you can’t tell if she’s riding you because she wants pleasure, blood, or both. The game never really answers. It just lets you cum inside her and watch her shiver with this strange, hungry little smile. The whole thing feels messy, horny, a bit fucked up, like a bad decision that you keep saying yes to.

Guy gets turned into roadkill, wakes up in horny fantasy land, and the first thing the world says is basically “congrats, you’re the protagonist, go ruin everybody’s morals.” That’s the vibe. It looks like some dev took an isekai light novel, poured milk all over it, and then asked “ok but what if every side quest slowly turned nice people into cock-drunk pervs with huge tits.” You wander around clicking on stuff like a regular point and click sandbox, but half the time you’re just peeking at thick milfs bending over, and the other half you’re getting sucked off behind some tavern while a slime monster pretends not to watch. The animated scenes are the real hook: boobs bouncing, milk dripping, asses shaking, all that 3D porn game energy where every character has a spine made of rubber and an ass that would absolutely kill your actual back. One minute you’re in a “normal” fantasy town, next minute you’re sneaking into a bedroom, watching a sleeping woman’s blankets slowly slide off her massive tits, and the game just quietly suggests “hey, what if you corrupt her while she sleeps.” It doesn’t ask if you’re a good person. It assumes you’re not.

What surprised me is how often it tries to be funny and actually lands it, then goes straight into some really fucked up humiliation or slave stuff without warning. There’s this milf with a huge ass who talks to you like you’re a useless little nerd, then three quests later she’s stripped in public, face red, tits out, calling you “master” while pretending she hates it and clearly loving every second. The corruption vibe is slow burn if you click around and talk to people, but if you’re impatient you can just stumble into scenes where a monster gets involved and suddenly that “adventure” tag stops feeling heroic real quick. Oral, vaginal, creampie, sleep sex, voyeur stuff, it’s all there, and the game’s not shy. I had one scene where I was hiding behind a door, watching a thick chick lactate all over herself while she tried to clean up, and I honestly spent more time nudging the camera just to see how the milk rolled down her stomach than progressing the actual quest. Stupid thing that bothered me: sometimes the sandbox pacing feels like the game forgot what it wanted you to do. You’ll be horny, you’ll have your dick in hand, and it’s like “go click this random barrel three times.” But then you get rewarded with some animated stripping scene where a monster girl does this slow, teasing dance that absolutely doesn’t match the silly fantasy tone and somehow that clash makes it hotter. It kinda feels like your browser history got reincarnated with you.

Guy wakes up every morning, brain full of holes, surrounded by women who clearly know way more about him than he knows about himself, and somehow it all turns into a slow-burn porn novel instead of a mental breakdown. That’s pretty much the vibe here. This is not the usual “click two times, tits appear, everyone moans like a broken Pornhub loop” thing. The game just sits you down and goes, “Sit, read, feel things,” then quietly slips a hand in your pants half an hour later. You start as the male MC before all the happy family stuff, still trying to remember who he was and what kind of man he wants to be. Which in practice means: you walk around, talk a lot, flirt by accident, flirt on purpose, say the wrong thing, reload, pretend you didn’t say the wrong thing, and somehow this path leads to multiple women wanting to ride you raw like it’s a full time job with benefits. The romance creeps in first, then the clothes start disappearing much later, and that delay is exactly what makes the first handjob scene hit like a truck.

There is this slightly evil pleasure watching the MC pretend he is just being “nice” while every woman around him is stacked like someone lost control of the breast slider. Nothing subtle. Big tits pressing into him during a “totally innocent hug”, thighs wrapping around his waist while she pretends it was just a joke, that one slow thighjob scene that goes on a bit too long, to the point where you start noticing tiny details like vein textures you didn’t plan to think about on a Monday. Animations are actually there and not some awkward two-frame shuffle, which helps a lot when she’s riding him and you can see her whole body bounce, stomach, chest, the way her ass hits his lap, then he finishes inside and you get that creamy overflow that makes you go “yeah, that’s not a safe day.” Virgin stuff is handled nicer than expected too; instead of the usual “oops I tripped and landed on your cock” circus, you actually get buildup, nervous fingers, shy kisses that turn messy, and her clinging to him while he slowly pushes in. It still ends with creampie of course, this is not a church simulator, but it feels like the game at least pretended to care about her feelings first.

Weird thing, for a harem game it really leans hard into that “caring husband, protective dad material” angle. You can see the MC gradually shifting from clueless guy getting accidental boob contact to someone who genuinely wants to protect these women, even while he is absolutely stuffing them full of cum. Milf content fits that perfectly: older women looking at him like he is their second shot at happiness, then five minutes later they are on their back with legs shaking and nails in his shoulders while he pounds them and whispers romantic crap that would be cheesy if it wasn’t paired with actual vaginal sex that looks sweaty and needy instead of plastic. The only small thing that annoyed me is sometimes the pacing trips over itself: one minute you are knee-deep in emotional monologue, next moment there is a blowjob starting in the same scene like someone hit a hidden flag. But then she is stroking him slow with her hand, watching his face, teasing the tip, sliding her thumb over that little sensitive spot, and when he finally unloads, it spills on her fingers and she just lazily licks them clean. After that, you forgive the pacing. Or you pretend to, while you click “next” with one hand.

You start as literally nobody in this thing. Not a legendary kid spy, not some overpowered hentai protagonist, just some random dude who suddenly gets handed the keys to the most chaotic KND base and told “yeah, you’re in charge now.” Which is already funny, because your MC looks more like the guy who manages Discord servers than a leader of elite child agents. The Moonbase people treat you like a mix of intern and boss, and that weird vibe feeds straight into the corruption angle. One moment you’re pretending to care about missions and debrief reports, the next moment you’re figuring out how to turn uniform checks into “strip inspections” without getting instantly kicked out the airlock.

The sandbox structure is the real hook here. You wander the base, poke your nose into different sectors, and every room feels like a chance to be a pervert in a slightly different flavor. Training schedules, duty rosters, morale stats, approval points, those all pretend to be serious systems, but they’re basically just excuses to push the girls further and further. You send one squad to a pointless “stealth drill” that is clearly just a setup so you can catch them changing into cosplay gear for a fake operation. You manage budgets, but the big question is: new gadgets for missions, or a “special” wardrobe full of tight tops, too-short skirts, and those ridiculous skin-tight spy suits with the zipper that never seems to stay all the way up. This is management like in old Kairosoft games, but horny and very not safe for work.

The voyeur stuff is everywhere if you go looking for it. You can abuse the cameras system and just sit in your office like a perv, clicking through feeds while the girls think they’re alone. Shower room, locker room, training hall, even one corner storage where two of them sneak off to make out when they think no one watches. That first time you catch one girl bending over with her huge tits squeezed into that kiddie-style t-shirt, and the fabric rides up so just a bit of underboob shows, you realize the dev cares about angles more than realism. You can upgrade surveillance, which sounds boring, but higher level cams mean closer zoom when she “doesn’t notice” she left her bra on the bench. Or maybe she does notice. Depends how you’ve been training her.

Corruption and trainer elements are where the game gets really dirty. You start giving small “accidental” touches. A hand on the shoulder that slides too low. Quick gropes during combat drills “to correct stance.” If her discipline is still high, she’ll complain and you might get punished or lose rank, so there is actual risk here, not just click and fap. But if you focus on breaking her slowly, using private one-on-one “performance reviews,” catching her in minor failures and trading silence for favors, she starts letting things pass. First she just tolerates the contact. Later, she blushes but moves closer. Eventually, you can have her straddling your lap in the command chair while alarms go off in the background, grinding her big ass into you while pretending she cares about the tactical map. That shift feels earned, even if it’s messed up.

What I like is how the game makes you juggle the heroic front with your horny brain. You still send teams on missions, manage resources, try not to get the base shut down by adults. But you keep nudging them into more “experimental” uniforms with exposed midriffs or suspiciously open backs. You invent a “stealth training” that is literally one girl forced to sneak around the base in nothing but panties and a mask, with you watching every failed roll and punishing each mistake with spanking in front of the other girls. Some scenes get really mean: you can pressure one character into public humiliation, making her strip in the hangar while other agents pretend not to watch, though the camera does not pretend at all. And then the game suddenly throws a soft moment where two girls fool around together in some storage room, exploring each other clumsily while plotting how to impress you. That little lesbian detour is handled like a side event, almost casual, and then the next day you’re using what you saw to blackmail them.

There is a cosplay angle that just keeps escalating, too. At first it’s fake disguises for missions, like “underwear model to lure enemy agents.” But then you unlock outfits that feel straight from DeviantArt fanart: bunny suit “in case we infiltrate arcades,” magical girl “for morale,” that kind of nonsense. You can assign which girl wears what, and then give “feedback,” which of course means hands on their bodies, lifting skirts, pulling straps, pretending to “check for bugs” while your fingers slide under the fabric. One time I sent a squad to briefing in full fetish uniforms and nobody in-universe questioned it, which is probably a bug but honestly made the scene better.

The game is rough in some places. Menus feel like they were thrown together after a caffeine crash, tooltips vanish too fast, and sometimes the text just forgets which rank you have and calls you something else mid-dialogue. Also the spanking sound effect is weirdly soft, like hitting a pillow instead of a big round ass, and it started to annoy me more than it should. Some rooms feel empty for a long time, like they exist just so future updates can stuff more depravity inside. But then you hit a scene where you corner one agent in the observation deck, the Earth big in the window behind her, her tits pressed against the glass while you grope and harass her until she’s whimpering and still pretending this is “training,” and you kinda forget the UI ever annoyed you. The whole thing plays like a horny kid’s memory of that old cartoon mixed with the brain of a bored adult who figured out how to weaponize promotion systems and daily check-ins into pure sexual control. It’s trashy in a very specific, very deliberate way, and it knows exactly what it is, even when it pretends to be about saving the world.

King sends you a letter, and it isn’t some cute “please save my people” crap. You’re his favorite attack dog, an ex-brotherhood bastard who still smells like steel and old blood, and he wants you to do the dirty work no shiny knight will touch. Kingdom looks pretty on the surface, banners flying, trumpets screaming, all that fairytale junk. Then the game throws you straight into the back alleys, the war tents, the royal bedrooms, and suddenly it’s like: yeah, ok, this place runs on lies, lust and who you’re fucking or killing this week. You walk around with that heavy armor vibe, everyone knows you used to be top of the food chain when the brotherhood was alive, so people don’t just talk to you. They either want you terrified or inside them.

What I liked is how fast it drops the “hero” mask. First quest? You’re sent to “rescue” a noble girl from bandits, right, very classic. Except when you actually find her, tied up with her dress half ripped off, she’s not begging to go home. She’s asking who you’re going to kill for her. You can untie her, comfort her a bit, and then just claim her right there on the forest floor, hand over her mouth while she stares at you like you’re the monster she ordered. Or you can say screw it, leave her to the wolves and go drag one of the bandit girls back to your place instead. And the game doesn’t pat you on the head or judge you. It just quietly remembers. Next time you walk into the throne room, king says one line different, one guard glares a bit longer, one maid suddenly looks scared and wet at the same time. It’s not deep philosophy, it’s just “you did this, now live with it”.

The whole thing is thirsty in that very medieval way where women are basically political tools with huge tits and huge asses packed into tight dresses, but then some of them start taking control in weird little ways. Like there’s this scene in the baths. At first it feels like the usual reward moment: hot water, steam, you’re sitting there, muscles out, scar porn, two girls washing your back. Then one of them starts asking questions about your father, about why the brotherhood really died, and she’s rubbing soap lower and lower, touching your cock like she’s inspecting a weapon. She smiles sweet, but it’s not submission. It feels like she’s trying to figure out what kind of beast you are before she bets her life on you. I was halfway distracted, jerking with one hand and screenshotting with the other on Discord, and suddenly realized: oh, she’s not an accessory, she’s scouting me. That tension between you owning them and them quietly shaping you from the shadows, that’s the hot part. Sometimes it even ruins the fap because you start wondering if maybe you kept the wrong girl alive three quests ago. Then you remember there’s a busty widow waiting in your chambers, and the game lets you grab her by the hair and forget the kingdom again for a while.