Claire is basically that girl who moves to the big city with way too much hope and not enough shame, and the game knows it. It starts pretty harmless, like some casual romance visual novel on your phone that you pretend to play on the subway while actually staring at the hot guy across from you, but then it slides into the horny mess part very fast. You follow her through this messy “I wanna be an actress” journey, where every casting couch looks a little too soft and every director is just one compliment away from unzipping. The voyeur stuff sneaks up on you too: sometimes you’re not in the sex, you’re just watching Claire peek through doors, overhear moans from the next room, scroll some sketchy chat app, and your brain goes “okay, I should not be this turned on by her spying but here we are.” And yeah, it’s romantic, but in that trashy, late-night Netflix series way where one minute she’s holding hands on a rainy street and the next minute she’s face-down, ass up on a stranger’s couch, thinking about how this will “help her career.” Relatable? No. Entertaining? Absolutely.

What surprised me is how the sexy scenes and the relationship drama are mixed together so you never get just one clean thing. You’re in this big city full of lights and noise, trying to keep Claire loyal to someone who maybe deserves her, but every time the game throws some confident older guy, or a hot actress rival, or some creeper with money, your resolve kind of melts. There’s this one casting where you can literally feel her hesitating, like “do I open my legs or walk away,” and I actually paused the game, opened Telegram out of habit, then came back and still made the wrong choice, twice. Cheating is not some hidden bad ending here, it’s right in your face, baked into how you pick dialogue, how curious you let her be, how bold you push her. Sometimes she’s getting her pussy pounded while thinking about another person entirely and the writing doesn’t try to clean it up. It just lets her be shameless and confused and horny, and you either go with it or pretend you’re better than this and still click the nasty option. The scenes with her big tits bouncing during those “auditions” hit hard, but then suddenly the same boobs are in a quiet, tender bedroom moment and you’re like, this is cute, I hate it, do it again. And the worst part is the save menu button is slightly in the wrong place on mobile and it bothers me every single time I mis-tap it and end up in settings instead, but I keep playing anyway, watching this girl trip through love, sex, and city nights like a walking tarot card: Fool, Lovers, Devil, all in one slutty, confused package.

Casteen feels like someone secretly recorded all those sketchy porn casting clips I keep sampling for work, then turned it into a little interactive toy where you actually are the guy behind the camera. Not the high budget studio stuff from Brazzers, no, more like those grainy “first time audition” videos you stumble on at 2Jerk or PornHub when you search for “amateur casting raw audio” because you want that nervous breathing and cheap couch squeak. The girls here come in with that same vibe: they want to be models, they think they’re getting a normal job, and you’re sitting there with power, a camera, and zero intention to stay professional. It’s not a big game, it doesn’t pretend to be, but it hits a very specific fantasy: you talk, they listen, and slowly they stop sounding like shy students and start sounding like sluts who would do anything to get picked.

What got me first was the sound, obviously, because I’m that freak who opens games with my headphones already on and my browser volume at 8 instead of 10, just to hear the noise floor. There’s this tiny moment when the first girl sits down and you can almost hear her clothes rub against the seat, like that faint “shfff” that never shows up in most porn games. Little boots tapping, awkward fake laughs when you tell her to “stand up and turn around, slowly” and she tries to hide she’s shaking. Her voice isn’t some overconfident pornstar moan, she starts out almost too quiet, like she’s not sure if she should call you sir or just “uhm”. Then you push. “If you want the job, you’ll need to show a bit more.” The tone shifts. By the time you’ve got her on the couch with her legs spread and your cock buried deep inside her, she sounds different. Less “good girl from small town” and more “fuck me harder, I don’t care if the camera is close”. You can hear her losing that last bit of shame with every thrust and it’s honestly hotter than the visuals half the time. Her moans start messy, like she’s trying to keep her voice down, then suddenly she’s gasping, wet sounds mixing in, and it stops being just a casting and turns into something she pretends she didn’t want. I liked that you feel a little dirty about it. Or maybe a lot. Sometimes the lines she says are almost too on-the-nose, like porn script 101, then the next one hits exactly right, like something a real girl would blurt out while you’re fucking her for the first time on camera, and I forget I was rolling my eyes a second before.

What’s funny is how simple the whole structure is and still it got me replaying scenes just to listen again, like I do in Reaper when I loop that one wet slap from a JAV clip for 20 minutes for no reason. You ask the standard “why you want to be a model” junk, pretend to care about her dreams, then quickly move it to “take off your top”, “no bra now”, “come closer to the camera”, until it’s just straight up pornography. There’s something very male power fantasy here, you know you’re using her, she maybe knows it too but goes along because she wants the job or at least the money, and the game doesn’t try to make you feel better about it. When you finally push her onto the floor or couch and slide in, the way her voice cracks on the first penetration makes the whole thing. I wish there were more little variations, like different types of whimpers depending on how rough you are, but that probably won’t happen. At the same time, it’s fine, because the core loop of “innocent girl, bad idea, hard dick, raw fuck” is strong enough. Sometimes I caught myself ignoring the text and just waiting for the next dirty line or change in her breathing pattern. The sex itself is straightforward, vaginal only, no weird fetishes trying to be edgy, and that almost makes it feel more real: the classic “casting couch” situation, a man in full control, a girl who came to be a model and ends up bounced on his cock while the camera watches everything. It’s fucked up, arousing, a bit trashy, and exactly the kind of thing I’d rip audio from and keep in a folder called something innocent like “room tone 03”.

Look, WaifuHub isn't trying to be some polished masterpiece and honestly that's part of its charm. You're basically playing a sleazy casting director interviewing anime waifus for adult films, which sounds ridiculous until you're actually clicking through dialogue options wondering if Zero Two is gonna strip down or walk out.

The whole premise revolves around this casting couch setup where familiar faces from different anime universes show up at your "studio." One minute you're chatting with Princess Rosalina about her modeling experience, next thing you know Darkness is practically begging for the role before you even explain what kind of movie you're making. Each girl has different personalities that actually affect how the conversations flow - Hinata acts all shy and nervous while Chel struts in like she owns the place. The dialogue system feels clunky as hell sometimes but when Ochako starts blushing and stuttering through her answers, it somehow works.

What caught me off guard was how the game doesn't just throw sex scenes at you immediately. There's this weird buildup where you have to navigate conversations, gauge their reactions, figure out what buttons to push. Some girls need convincing, others are ready to go from minute one. Aqua showed up drunk and horny which made things interesting, while Emilia needed like twenty minutes of sweet talk before anything happened. The sex animations are basic but they get the job done - lots of ahegao faces, exaggerated moans, all that typical hentai stuff. Graphics look like they were made in someone's basement but the character designs are faithful enough to the source material that you'll recognize your favorites instantly. It's janky, unrefined, and probably shouldn't work as well as it does, but there's something addictive about seeing which waifu walks through your door next.

This one feels like someone took all the “casting couch” memes, smashed them right into Star Wars, then decided Ahsoka’s Jedi path should go straight through a sleazy holo-studio instead of a temple. You’re not some faceless camera drone, you’re basically the guy running the casting session, poking at dialogue choices while this cocky, sharp-tongued Togruta girl tries to impress the “order” with… let’s say very non-canon talents. It starts pretty tame, like a weird fanfilm: basic questions about her training, her attitude, why she thinks she’s ready. But the tone slides really fast. One minute you’re picking whether to be the “professional” type or the smug bastard with power issues, next minute she’s on that couch, legs spread, lekku slightly trembling, giving that pissed-off but turned-on glare that only a hentai Ahsoka can pull off.

The visual novel setup is simple, which actually works. No pointless minigames, no grinding for points, just scenes that branch depending on how hard you push her or how much you pretend to care. And the cutscenes are weirdly charming in their own trashy way. You can see where the artist rushed, some angles are stiff, but then you hit a CG where her orange skin is glistening, cum dripping off her face, and the lighting around her montrals is just right, and it suddenly feels like they blew the whole schedule on that single shot. I loved the expressions, by the way. Ahsoka goes from cocky padawan brat, to insulted “I’m not here for that”, to heavy-breathing slut trying not to moan when you make her kneel between your legs. Sometimes her lips look slightly off model, I kept noticing that lower lip, but whatever, I still screenshotted it and threw it into my Hidden folder in Google Photos like a coward.

Choices actually matter a bit more than I expected. If you keep talking down to her like a disposable clone, treat her as just another body in the line, the tone goes really rough: throat-fucking, humiliation, that whole “you want the saber, you work for it” thing. You can even push her to beg for rank while she’s choking on dick, which is hilariously fucked up and horny at the same time. If you’re nicer, she opens up slower, more begrudgingly, and the sex leans into that “teacher testing the student” vibe where she pretends she’s too good for this but her nipples say the opposite. I liked that there’s not one “true” route. Sometimes picking the “right” answer just cuts off a nasty scene you maybe wanted. That annoyed me, but also made it feel less like one of those fake interactive stories that all end in the same watery creampie. Dialog is cheesy, full of slightly broken English that feels like some fan from Telegram wrote it on a caffeine high, yet in a strange way it fits. You’re not here for perfect canon, you’re here for a twisted casting that turns a Jedi hopeful into a used toy on a couch, and on that front, the game doesn’t pretend to be anything else.