Lois in this game is exactly that kind of horny neighbor your parents warned you about and you still went to her house anyway. She’s already bored of Peter, already wet for Donna, and the game just throws you right into that mess. No slow build, no “romantic setup,” she’s grinding on Donna on the couch, tits practically falling out, kissing like they’ve been doing this every Thursday for a year. Donna’s hands are all over her ass, Lois is moaning way too loud for someone whose husband could walk in any second, and you’re sitting there clicking through like “yeah, this is absolutely going to blow up, please continue.” When Lois drops to her knees between Donna’s thighs and they give her that smug lesbian smile, it feels way more filthy than it has any right to be, because it’s not shy at all. Tongues everywhere, Lois’ lipstick smeared, Donna pulling her red hair like she’s trying to ride her face, and you’re just watching the whole thing like some weird spiritual advisor of bad decisions. You click the next scene and suddenly the camera angle is tighter than your last relationship, right on Donna’s pussy, Lois’ nose buried in it, and you can literally feel how much the game wants you to stare. It’s not subtle. Thank god.

Then Peter gets involved. Kind of. He’s outside, pissed off, door locked, totally clueless in that perfect cartoon-husband way. He’s knocking, shouting, you know he’d lose his shit if he saw Lois with Donna, but inside the house she just keeps going. At one point Lois pauses, turns her head like she heard something, and the game gives you this tiny choice that made me laugh way too much: tell her to keep licking or tell her to go open the door. Obviously I told her to pretend she didn’t hear anything and she just shrugs it off and goes back to Donna’s clit like, “whatever, he’ll live.” That one little moment made her feel extra mean and extra hot, because she chooses pussy over Peter without a single guilty thought. And right when you think it’s just going to stay a lesbian thing, Quagmire gets called in. Of course. The way the game presents him is perfect: you see his big cock before you properly see him. He shows up like it’s a casual Tuesday, drops his pants, and suddenly the whole vibe goes from “forbidden girls-only fun” to “okay, there’s a huge dick here and someone is getting stuffed.” The first time he slides in, the game is very honest about it: Lois is stretched, her moan changes, Donna’s face goes from calm to hungry, and it leans into that interracial vibe hard without pretending it’s anything but filthy. Peter’s still out there begging to be let in while his wife is bent over the couch getting pumped full and Donna is kissing her, one hand on Lois’ breast, the other guiding that big black cock deeper. It’s shameless, slightly stupid, and exactly the kind of horny comedy that fits this world even when it absolutely shouldn’t. I do wish there was a little more control over the scene pacing, maybe a way to hold the camera longer on Lois’ face when the cumshot hits her, because when Quagmire finally blows all over her and Donna, the game kind of rushes it, like it’s scared to let you enjoy the mess. But also I replayed that part three times, so maybe it’s fine.

Lois here is not the nagging sitcom mom from your Netflix background noise, she feels more like that one pornstar who kinda looks like her and leans hard into it. The game throws you right into her POV action without any buildup, no long story about Peter, no stupid cutaway gag that interrupts when things finally get hot. You just get this thick redhead MILF who obviously knows what she is doing and is way too horny to be “just a cartoon mom”. It plays like one of those browser games you open in a hidden Firefox window when you should be filling Excel sheets, except this one actually feels focused on her body, especially her ass and tits, not some random mini puzzles. Lois climbs on the cock almost instantly, and the camera sticks close enough you can practically feel how tight she is when she starts dropping her hips, like she wants to show she can milk every drop out of you with just her pussy first and worry about anything else later.

The thing that got me is how the game treats her boobs like a proper tool, not just background decoration. When she pushes that shaft between her tits, it looks like she has trained for this and probably destroyed a few bras in the process. She presses them together, slides up and down, licking the tip when it pokes near her mouth, and it all feels dirty in a very straight to the point way. No fake romance, just “I am your cartoon housewife and I want that cum.” The switch from pussy to ass is abrupt in a good way, like she gets impatient with her own pussy and wants a deeper stretch. Once the cock sinks in her ass, her expression shifts in that perfect mix of “fuck this hurts” and “do not you dare stop”. The pacing is funny, sometimes she speeds up like a rabbit hopped on caffeine, then suddenly slows, grinding slowly while looking straight at you like she is checking if you are close or just too weak to handle it. Kind of like a party where the music keeps changing volume and you pretend you are fine even when your ears ring.

What really sells it is the final stretch. If you angle the POV right, you get that lovely moment where she pulls off and pumps you with her hand, aiming like a sniper for her own face. The cumshot is not shy, it lands across her cheeks, nose, lips, even some in her hair, and she does not flinch away from it. She almost seems proud wearing it, like “yeah, best wife, proved it.” Sometimes I wished there was a tiny bit more build up, like a short teasing scene where she talks about being bored with Peter, but then again maybe that would just slow it down. The game is short, hits hard, and focuses on the right things: tight pussy bouncing on cock, asshole stretched until you clench just watching, warm tits squeezing a shaft that clearly has no chance, and a messy facial that makes her look nothing like the “family TV” version you grew up with. Honestly, after this, hearing her voice in the actual show just feels… different. In a good, very wrong way.

This one hits you with the sexual stuff right away, no story, no romance, just “pick a toy and start messing with them.” As a parent I opened it kind of by mistake, because the thumbnail looked like some silly cartoon, and then suddenly I’m staring at a naked furry boy with his ass in the air and a tool menu on the side. There are three characters you can pick from, two guys and one girl, all very much made to be “playthings”, not real people with feelings. The art looks a bit cheap at first, not terrible, but like something a horny teenager would draw during class. I thought it looks harmless, then I noticed you can switch from hands to mouth to penis and then later unlock more toys, like anal dildos and stuff for feet, and I just sat there thinking “okay, this is exactly what my kid is going to click if I leave the room for one minute.”

The whole thing is basically you dragging the mouse over different body parts and watching their reactions. It’s strangely hypnotic and also kind of stupid. You grab the guy’s cock, move the mouse up and down, he moans, you keep going, he squirts cum all over his own belly, and then you can literally record that motion with the space bar so he just keeps getting jerked off on loop like some broken porn robot. There’s a female character but honestly the game clearly loves the yaoi angle more, the male on male stuff feels like the main dish and the girl is there so it doesn’t look “too gay” on the menu. The furry design is not overcomplicated, just soft bodies, tails, ears, and a lot of focus on butts. If you poke around enough you get to shove an anal dildo in one guy while fingering his ass with the other tool, and then switch to mouth and blow him while he’s still getting stuffed. It is quite creative, and also really dumb, and also a bit impressive for a browser toy that looks like trash at first glance. The worst part is how easy it is to just keep clicking, “oh what does this button do, oh now I am jacking him off with my foot, great, that’s something my search history really needed.”

I didn’t expect the feet stuff to be so in your face. One second I’m just testing if the physics even work, and suddenly the guy is getting his toes sucked and humping your invisible foot like it’s the only thing he lives for. There’s this weird satisfaction when you manage to sync things, like recording a loop of ass fingering while you switch to penis and then timing the strokes so he blows his load right when the loop gets faster. It feels like you are programming your own porn clip, frame by frame, and that is both kind of cool and also a thing I really wish my teenager never learns from a stupid furry game. There’s almost no talking, no voices, just little sound effects and soft porn noises, which weirdly makes it more intense because your brain fills the silence. I kept thinking it would turn into something more romantic or at least playful, but no, it stays very cold, like a sex lab where you experiment on these cute bodies. They smile, blush, moan, but it’s all made for your mouse, nothing else. If you are here for a deep plot you’ll get bored, but if you ever wondered what happens if you treat three cartoon people like interactive sex dolls and try every hole and every angle possible, well, that’s exactly what you get, and probably more than you actually wanted.

Kinda funny how I only wanted something quick to fap to during a coffee break, and I end up stuck watching Cody rail Poison on loop like it’s a nature documentary about asses getting ruined. The whole thing is simple as hell, but that actually makes it hit harder. You open it and boom, there’s Poison, big boobs out, that teasing face, that weird mix of trashy and hot that only hentai versions of fighting game characters can pull off. No slow build, no “story”, just straight to Cody lining up that thick cock and you thinking “ok yeah, this is what I came for”.

What hooked me is that little choice you get with Poison. You can decide if you want her with a pussy or a cock, and it changes the vibe a lot more than I expected. I picked futa first without thinking, and suddenly I’m watching Cody pound her ass while her own dick is bouncing and slapping her stomach, leaking like crazy. It’s kinda embarrassing how fast that got me. Then I go back, switch her to fully “girl”, and it turns into this pure anal fuckfest, all focus on her ass spreading around him. Same loop, same rhythm, but your brain reads it completely different. I kept alt-tabbing between this and Telegram, pretending I’m answering messages while actually staring at Poison’s hole getting pushed open over and over. The animation loops are short, but somehow I stayed there way longer than I want to admit.

The best part is when you trigger the cum, though. Cody doesn’t just dribble; he launches it like a hammer throw, thick white jets all over her back and ass, sometimes on her hair, sometimes all over that cock if you picked futa. It almost looks stupid, like anime-level rain of sperm, but in a way that made me grin and still reach for lube. I kinda wish there were more angles, or maybe one 3 on 1 moment with other rich punks from Metro City jumping in, because after a while you notice the same frame repeating and the sound gets a bit too looped. Also the UI button for switching between pussy and cock is small as hell, I kept misclicking and opening another tab because my fat finger hit the wrong spot on my phone. But even with that, I kept replaying the same scene, adjusting speed, staring at Poison’s expression when Cody really buries it all the way, that tiny moment where her eyes roll like “yeah, wreck me more”. It’s not deep, it’s not clever, it’s just Cody stuffing his big cock into Poison’s ass and finishing with a ridiculous sticky shower, and somehow that’s exactly what my brain wanted.