You open your eyes in a garden that’s way too pretty for how fucked up you feel. You remember dying… kind of. It’s fuzzy, like that morning after too much vodka when you’re checking your phone and praying you didn’t text your ex. Except now the “ex” is literally your life, and instead of hangover you get a smug angel, a smug demon, and a bunch of confused hot dead people who all like girls, guys, both, neither, or “it’s complicated” in different flavors. They tell you this isn’t Heaven, not Hell, just the Garden hanging out in Limbo, like some cosmic waiting room where everyone’s bisexual or worse. You’re told you can pick your body and gender, like character creation but with the weight of “what the fuck am I actually” behind it. Female, male, futa, trans, something in between, something off to the side. The game doesn’t blink. You can just… exist the way you wish you had when you were alive. That alone hit harder than some porn games ever will, honestly. Then five minutes later you’re flirting with a demon girl who looks like she can ruin your life and you’re fine with it.

What really sticks in my head is how one scene goes from tender to horny to sad so fast it feels wrong, in a good way. You’re sitting under this glowing tree with another lost soul, talking about what you regret from your life. They’re quietly telling you about the first time they realized they liked girls, how they kissed a friend behind a church, shaking and happy and terrified. The garden lights reflect in their eyes, they lean closer, and your choices appear. You can joke it away, you can pull them into this slow, nervous kiss, or you can go full thirsty and grab their hips and push them against the tree. If you go thirsty, the way the writing describes hands sliding over still unfamiliar bodies, the awkward “is this okay” mixed with raw need, feels more real than half the polished porn out there. It’s not just “and then boobs appeared, wow.” It’s messy, people hesitate, someone laughs at the wrong time, it reads like two queer disasters horny in Limbo who never got to be honest when they were alive, so now they’re making up for it in one go. There’s even a moment where they say “I never had sex like this when I was alive” and you can answer “me neither” or pretend you were a huge player. Which is funny, because the game will totally call you out later on that lie.

In between the horny stuff, you’re doing trials, talking to angels that act like burnt-out office workers, demons who act like they run a queer nightclub, and other dead people trying to figure out if Heaven is worth the rules, Hell is worth the chaos, or if Limbo is secretly the best place because nobody really knows what the fuck is happening anyway. Sometimes the tone whiplash gets tiring, like you’ll go from heartfelt talk about dysphoria to a gag about someone’s ass in two lines and it almost kills the mood. There are parts where the pacing drags, especially when a character dumps lore on you about how Eden ended up stuck here and you just wanna go back to worrying if that cute trans boy is into you or only into your “tragic backstory.” But then later, one small choice from an earlier date suddenly changes how a big late scene plays out and you realize oh, okay, it was paying attention the whole time. There are multiple routes and endings, you can flirt with women, men, futas, trans characters, some are soft, some are monsters in a sexy way, some are just emotionally unavailable but so hot you try anyway. It’s not afraid to be horny, but it also doesn’t treat sex like the only reward. Sometimes you get a tender cuddle in the afterlife instead of a full-on scene, and weirdly that feels more intimate. Still, I got annoyed that one character keeps mentioning some specific snack from when they were alive and you never actually see it anywhere. No CG, nothing. That bothered me a lot more than it should have. Anyway, it all feels like a queer afterlife dating mess where you can be a lesbian, a dude, a trans futa, whatever, and still end up kissing under a divine tree while arguing about whether Heaven even deserves you.

Aunt’s Secret Desires feels like that taboo fantasy you joke about in Discord, then actually click on when nobody is watching. You play this dude who moves into his aunt’s house, and she is not “aunt” in your brain for long. The game starts pretty chill, like normal family small talk, some teasing, her walking around in casual home clothes that are obviously not casual at all. It builds in that slow horny way, where you know something is wrong but your dick is already voting “yes”. The romance angle is there, but it’s messy in a good way, like late night horny texting on Telegram when you know you’ll regret it tomorrow and still keep typing. She’s older, she knows exactly what she’s doing, and the MC is that typical young guy acting shy but basically saying “please ruin me” with his eyes.

What makes it fun is how the game keeps mixing this slice-of-life vibe with straight up corruption. One moment it’s a normal breakfast scene, then camera lingers a bit too long on her tits, she “accidentally” presses against you in the kitchen, and you are already half hard while the dialogue pretends nothing is happening. There is a lot of voyeur stuff where you peek at her from the hallway or through a slightly open door, just watching her change, shower, touch herself, all that good pervy shit. The masturbation scenes work well because they stack up: first it’s just you jerking off in your room imagining her, then later you jerk off after spying on her, then finally you’re basically masturbating to each other’s existence. The handjobs and titfucks feel like natural steps, not just “scene unlocked, press play”. First she jokes and teases, then a “helping hand”, then she’s using her tits on you like this is completely normal house routine. The oral scenes are animated and pretty dirty, and the way she looks at you while sucking you off sells the whole forbidden romance better than any long text wall. I liked that you can play this on mobile lying in bed and just tap through with one hand, it fits the whole masturbation energy way too well.

It still has that rough edge though. Some scenes feel rushed, like the build up is good then suddenly cut to “ok we’re naked now, let’s go”, and you kind of wish there was one more step of teasing. A couple of the romance lines sound like they came from a cheap dating app bio, but then the next line hits and it’s actually hot and sweet, so I just let it slide. I kept trying to get one specific voyeur event to trigger again and it never did, which annoyed the shit out of me and I kept reloading older saves like a clown. But when the aunt leans over you on the couch, pretends to be all innocent family woman while her hand slowly creeps into your pants, yeah, all that frustration disappears fast. The incest tension is always there in the background, sometimes played for comedy, sometimes for pure filth, and the game doesn’t really apologize for it. It’s that kind of story where you say “this is fucked up” while clicking “next” even faster.

Halima in this game feels uncomfortably real and also totally porn brain fantasy at same time. She is 24, still stuck in small place with her mom and stepdad, broke as hell, trying to get her own life going. On paper you think “ok, typical story,” but the way they push her from kinda innocent to straight up corrupted slut is both hot and kind of dirty in a guilty way. I mean, I came here for quick fap on my phone while hiding in bathroom, and then I’m reading dialog about rent, shitty jobs and her checking her bank app like I do. Then suddenly she is on her knees, mouth full, and you forgot she was complaining about electricity bill two clicks before. The game keeps this point and click style where you tap around the house, the job places, random locations, talk with people, choose answers, and slowly you see her going from “I would never do this” to “ok maybe just this once for money” to “fuck it, I like it.” Not very subtle, but it works.

The sex is not shy at all. They do everything: straight stuff, anal, sucking, big creampies, some trans content thrown in that felt more natural than I expected, not just fetish prop. I actually liked that, then later thought maybe they go too far and use everybody as walking sex dispenser. Her ass and tits are huge, of course, because realism ended at the bank account. Some scenes are nicely animated, not just stiff sliding. I remember one moment where she is in her room, checking messages about some “job offer,” you click too fast like idiot, suddenly she is bent over a cheap office table, skirt up, guy just ramming her while the camera angle really focuses on her butt. I laughed because the “choice” was basically fake, the game clearly wants you to drag her into worse and worse stuff no matter what you try. There was this option where I picked the “shy” reply hoping maybe she stays a bit more reserved, and five clicks later she has cum dripping out of her and talks about how warm it feels. Corruption speedrun.

As a parent I look at this and think, if my kid was playing this on his phone on the bus, I would probably throw the phone out of the window. You can hide it in task switcher in like half second, so yes, it is perfect mobile disaster. The dating sim part pretends to be romantic, but usually it leads straight to something wet on the bedsheets or on her face. I kind of wish there was at least one route where she just says no and focuses on fixing her life without turning into sex addict, but let’s be honest, this game was never going to do that and the dev probably laughs at the idea. Also the text sometimes feels like it was written by someone who learned English from porn subtitles, which is funny since my English also not native, and still I was like “who talks like that?” In a good way, and not good way. Anyway, you tap, you talk, you undress, you watch her morals slide down like a greasy pole. Dare to play it on public transport with brightness on max.

First thing that hit me with this game was how it feels like someone mashed together a horny detective anime and a horny dating sim, then just said “yeah, that’s fine” and never sanded the edges. You’re this fresh grad magical agent with a stupidly heroic name you can change if you hate it, sent into a “quiet” town that is absolutely not quiet in the horny sense. The whole Hope Springs thing sounds wholesome but the moment you show up at the manor it’s like every girl there gets a notification on her phone that says “target acquired, tease him.” Mary is that elegant rich girl type who pretends she is all formal and classy, but her idea of hospitality is basically “oh, you don’t have a room? stay here and let my maids climb all over your self control.” The game loves slow teasing, it really drags it out, clothes sliding off piece by piece, animated little gestures, lips close but not touching for way too long, that kind of thing. Sometimes it drives you insane in a good way, sometimes you just want to scream “stop licking the ice cream and eat it already.”

I liked how it keeps playing with voyeur stuff without turning it into full creepy stalker mode. You catch glimpses of Sally changing through a half open door and you know the game set that up on purpose. Or you “accidentally” walk in on Alice in the shower and the camera lingers at exactly the spots your eyes would, wet skin and soap sliding down, her doing that fake shocked thing like “oh no, what are you doing here?” while clearly posing. There are scenes where you’re forced to just watch, not touch, listening to muffled moans through a wall, hearing sloppy wet sounds and little gasps, and the UI just refuses to move forward until you sit with it. It almost feels unfair and I loved that, but also hated it. The romance angle is actually way sweeter than I expected for a porn game, though. Characters flirt, joke, send you texts that feel like actual horny WhatsApp chats, not some stiff script. Mary will roast you one moment, then blush the next when you push back and tell her exactly how you want to pin her against her own antique wardrobe. There’s a ton of humor, stupid little jokes, bad puns, fourth wall nudges that show the dev watches too much anime. It breaks the mood sometimes, especially when you’re halfway through a blowjob scene and someone cracks a line that feels like it belongs on Reddit, but at least it feels like a real horny nerd wrote it, not a committee.

What really stuck in my head is how it lets the harem fantasy grow almost naturally. You flirt with one girl, another gets jealous, then she “accidentally” needs your help undressing, and suddenly you’re juggling promises and half-dressed bodies and tongue on skin in three different routes that start overlapping. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be questioning someone about the missing artifact but end up with your face between her thighs under a desk while another character talks right in front of you. The game leans hard into oral, like, full focus on lips, tongue, sucking sounds, your chin slick, their thighs trembling around your head. Animated movements make it feel extra filthy when a girl slowly sinks down in your lap and you can see the teasing little grind before she actually takes you in. It is romantic in a twisted, yandere-bait way too, the kind of “I will ruin every other girl’s chances and smile while doing it” romance. The story about magic and rogue agents is kind of cute and kind of background noise, sometimes you forget you’re supposed to be chasing an artifact because you’re too busy watching stockings slide off and panties get pushed aside. But then again, who cares about magic when you have a manor full of horny distractions that want your attention, your tongue, your cock, and your stupid soft side all at once.