This thing feels like somebody smashed together a horny superhero anime, a shitpost subreddit and a bargain-bin Marvel movie, then somehow made it a Ren’Py VN that actually kinda works. You play this dude who absolutely does not have his life together, gets jumped in an alley by discount villains who look like they crawled out of a Gacha game, and then boom, saved by a ridiculously hot superhero girl with thighs that could crack a planet. One second you’re bleeding on the ground, next second you’re getting dragged into this superhero academy that’s half “serious training facility” and half horny meme factory. The whole tone is like watching a scuffed Twitch highlight reel where everyone’s horny and nobody remembers the plot for more than ten minutes at a time. In a good way. Mostly.

The visual novel side is pretty standard, but the writing jumps from dumb shitpost humor to legit cute romance faster than your dick can adjust. One scene you’re doing this dramatic rooftop confession with the heroine, background all starry and emotional, and then she says something like “I only saved you because your death flag would ruin my KDA” and the mood falls on its face, but you’re still kinda turned on. The superpower stuff is treated half serious, half joke; you’ll have a big “you must control your power” moment, then immediately after there’s a training montage where everyone is in tight hero suits and the camera conveniently forgets that faces exist and just loves asses. Sometimes it feels like the game really cares about the characters, then five minutes later it throws a meme edit over a serious moment like a cursed TikTok. It’s stupid. I was into it.

Sexual content hits that line between horny and just totally clowning on horny culture. There are scenes where the heroine is trying to “test your stamina” in a very not-safe-for-any-school kind of way, and the game suddenly throws in quick time events mid-sex so you’re there slamming keys like an animal just to not “fail the mission” while your brain is already burned out. Those QTEs are fun at first and then randomly annoying, like when you’re almost finishing and it screams at you to hit a button or you lose the whole scene. I rage-clicked once and hit the wrong input and the MC just nutted early, and the girl looked at him like he unplugged her router. That part made me laugh and also made me hate it. Also, the sci-fi school has these weird little mystery moments like “who set up this villain attack” and some clues are hidden between horny scenes, which is honestly a war crime against my attention span. I kinda wish there was a way to replay just the lewd scenes without digging through all the goofy dialogue, but I also don’t want them to change anything, because the chaos is half the charm and half the problem and I’m not sure which half I’m jerking it to.

First thought when this thing loaded was basically “ok, this looks kinda jank… but I’m curious” and yeah, that sums it up. It feels like somebody really horny and slightly drunk decided to mash Demon Slayer waifus and a dating sim in one weekend, and somehow it works better than it should. You’re not grinding demons here, you’re grinding affection bars and lewd scenes, talking your way into the pants of Shinobu, Nezuko, Kanao, Mitsuri, Daki, Tamayo and a few others the dev clearly has bookmarked in his Rule34 folder. It plays like a visual novel with some light sim stuff stapled on: you click through scenes, make choices, pick where to spend time, watch numbers go up, unlock another scene where a “pure” girl suddenly rides you like she’s been training for it. Totally classy. Totally not classy at all.

What surprised me is how each girl has her own vibe, even though the game is pretty scuffed. Shinobu goes from teasing “ara ara, you’re kinda cute” into straight-up talking about how she wants to milk you until you can’t stand. Nezuko’s route leans into that quiet, needy thing: lots of blushing, sucking, licking, her climbing in your lap like a cat in heat. Kanao starts super shy, barely talking, and then there is this moment where you finally break through her coin-flip bullshit and she decides, with this tiny smile, that she’s going to “devote herself” to you. Two scenes later she’s on her knees, eyes glassy, letting you cum on her face, and the script doesn’t even pretend it’s about romance anymore. Mitsuri is just horny from the start and I respect that. She goes from “I really like strong men” to “please fuck me until I can’t walk” in like three dialog boxes. Daki is straight-up toxic, which is hot: she insults you, treats you like trash, then moans when you pull her hair and pound her so hard her demon composure breaks. Tamayo is the gentle one, but of course she ends up on a table, skirt pushed up, letting you take out “stress” on her while she tries to stay composed and fails. The whole thing swings from romantic to filthy in seconds, and it feels wrong in a fun way.

The actual game part is simple as hell. You pick spots, talk, give gifts, answer horny or sweet, watch affection rise, unlock another scene where clothes magically vanish. There’s no deep stat management, just enough clicks so it doesn’t feel like a pure gallery. Sometimes the pacing is weird: a long dialogue about feelings, then the next choice is basically “do you want to fuck her now or fuck her harder later” and of course you pick both. I liked one moment with Shinobu where you end up in a quiet room in the butterfly mansion, she’s fake-innocent, leaning closer with that smug smile, then the text hits you with her whispering what she wants you to do to her tongue, and suddenly this hentai Android game in my browser feels way dirtier than it looks. Another time with Nezuko, the CG opens and she’s bent over, drool on the floor, and the game just casually describes how she pushes her hips back, begging without words. Honestly I wish some scenes were longer, but also I don’t, because the short, punchy lewd moments keep you clicking for “just one more” like a degenerate. It’s rough, unpolished, sometimes cheesy, but when Mitsuri is bouncing on your cock, tears in her eyes, babbling about how she loves you and your “thick human cock”, you kinda forget it ever looked scuffed at all.

This game feels like someone smashed together a cheap casino app and a horny cosplay photoset, and somehow it actually works. You open it and you get hit right away with this blonde in leather, mask on her face, very Black Canary vibe but, like, the discount Pornhub version. Not in a bad way. More like that feeling when you find a camgirl who clearly bought her outfit on AliExpress and still looks hot as fuck in it. The girls are real models, you see the skin texture, small imperfections, weird shadows, that kind of thing, and it makes the whole thing feel more dirty and less "perfect Instagram". They stare at you like they know what you’re doing with your other hand, but don’t judge. Or maybe a little. Lana especially has this “I’m bored, impress me” face until you hit the right number combo and suddenly she’s peeling off leather like it's nothing.

The blackjack thing is funny because it’s not real casino, but my dumb whale brain still kicks in. I keep thinking “ok, just one more perfect 21 and she’ll drop the bra” and then I’m chasing the next stage like I chase SSR on FGO. You focus on the numbers flying over their bodies and end up zoning out, then suddenly you realize her mask is gone, hair a bit messy, nipples almost out, and you’re like, when the hell did that happen. Sometimes the stripping feels too fast, sometimes too slow, like the game can’t decide if it wants to tease you or just get you to the tits ASAP. Also, the hitbox where you click on the numbers feels slightly off and it annoys the shit out of me, but I still keep tapping like an idiot, because I want to see if she has that tiny tattoo I think I saw under the strap. Half of my brain is counting, half is zooming on leather creases on her ass. That’s the real gacha: do I focus on the game or on the nipples. Spoiler: always the nipples, even when I pretend I’m playing “for score”.

There’s a weird charm to the arcade vibe. Numbers bouncing around a half-naked blonde in a mask, like someone glued a math mini game on top of a striptease clip and called it a day. Sometimes the lighting on the model is a bit flat and her masked face looks like a still from some mid-budget porn parody, but then she turns a bit and the leather catches a highlight and suddenly it’s hot again. I kind of wish they added stupid little reactions when you bust, like her laughing at you or shaking her head, but at the same time I know they never will, and honestly that shitty, slightly unfinished feeling is part of why I keep coming back. It feels like one of those sketchy Flash things we all pretended not to know back in the day, except now it hits way harder because the girls are real and the strip is full-on, no softcore bullshit. I keep telling myself “ok, last win, then close the tab” and then the next girl shows up, leather tight, mask covering half her face, and my brain goes, alright, just a few more hands, just to see how far she goes.

I played Brothel Virgin like I was trying to sketch lace on a body that wouldn’t stay still. It’s messy and kind of hypnotic, and that’s probably what I liked about it first. The world feels like velvet that’s been worn too long - soft but a bit frayed, and when the screen fades into the room at the Crimson Reverie, there’s that quiet hum I only get at the end of a runway show when everyone’s pretending not to be aroused by the models. Jenny’s laugh sounds like lipstick smudging against a glass; I kept replaying her intro scene hoping she’d say my name differently, slower. She doesn’t. Small thing but it bothered me. Still, the lighting in her room (well, if you can call it lighting, it’s more like a blush across the walls) made me forget it fast.

Matty’s design confused me. She looks like she was drawn by someone who loves stretch marks too much and I respect that deeply. Her scenes go from comforting to - how do you say - sticky? I’m used to games where every gesture feels rehearsed, but here her hands have this clumsy warmth that almost made me feel guilty touching the screen. Maybe I’m just too sentimental. Then Raven shows up and she wrecks all that tenderness with one smirk. There’s a sound cue before she appears - like a zipper halfway down - and it’s cheap, but it works. I hate that it works. Her storyline plays with all those moments between dominance and longing, and I kept thinking about fabric texture again: latex pretending to be silk.

Some transitions drag; some dialogues feel written by two people who never met. But that’s part of the charm. It’s not perfect, not even close, but neither are the bodies it celebrates. Sometimes I caught myself wondering why the brothel walls shimmer like oil, or why Jenny doesn’t blink enough. Doesn’t matter. The thing is, if you stop expecting polish and just lean into the heat, like, really lean, you’ll find your own reflection looking back at you through those impossible colors.